Ghost, please let me go

I said listlessly: "Is the meaning of my life just to defeat Singulato? What kind of pinnacle is this? It's just a broken company!"

"Look at what you said, pessimistic defeatist tendencies are not to be tolerated." The guidance system said, "Is Singularity Company a broken company? It is a truly invincible existence within the known range! It is very difficult to beat Singularity Company." Normal! According to the recorded records, none of the known creatures in the known world can defeat Singularity Corporation! Other forces that are against Singularity Corporation, as you have seen yourself, Regardless of whether it is the original species of the dragon clan or the gods and demons, all of them have made Singulato lose their temper at all. Just what I have witnessed in your more than 600 lifetimes, let alone thousands of bulls at the beginning You are forced to think that you are destined to be able to fight against the Qidian company. In the end, all the organizations of the Qidian company are wiped out. You have been fighting with the Qidian company for more than 600 lifetimes, and you are still alive and kicking. It has proved your strength. What else can you be dissatisfied with, what can you complain about?"

Your uncle, this persuasion is better than no persuasion, dare to say that anyone who is right with Singulato will end badly!

I said: "System, can you give me some information to refresh me? You said that in my 600-odd lifetimes, I have never been able to beat Singulato once? Even once. , think about it carefully!"

The boot system didn't even think about it, "No!"

Your sister, why don't you be so honest!You can't tell me a white lie!

I was thinking about whether to say something to this broken system, but I didn't expect the guidance system to say: "Master, there is something very urgent that I have to remind you."

I asked inexplicably: "What happened?"

The guidance system said: "First, when you talked to me, that old pervert had already disappeared. If you still want to chase him, you must re-lock. However, this is not a real emergency, and It's not the crux of the problem I want to talk about. The crux is that you seem to have gone astray! Don't forget, you are here to save Wei Wei? Judging from all the signs just now, after Wei Wei is taken away, she will probably be handed over to People from the Pi family, as for what will happen to her when she is handed over to the Pi family, you should know very well..."

Yup!

I'm here to save Wei Wei!

Those who beat perverts are all incidental!

The top priority at the moment is to rescue Wei Wei first, as to whether or not they can win the fight against Singulato, that's another story.

Lu Xun said that the most important thing is to live in the present, and worry about tomorrow!

This is really a word that awakens the dreamer. This guidance system is still very useful. I said that no matter how bad I am in my 600-odd lifetimes, the accumulated system cannot be too weak, right?Sure enough, it made sense to let the guidance system appear first in the previous setting!At least from the current point of view, it really is the most reliable guidance system!

When I go back and solve the current matter, I must study these portable systems first.

This is the property I have saved for myself in more than 600 lifetimes. Even if it is the property of a defeated dog, it will be worth a lot if I accumulate it from generation to generation!

Without further ado, I immediately found Wei Wei's position and projected it over.

This time, it turned out to be a very big and gorgeous bedroom.

How can you tell it's the bedroom?

Because there is a super big bed in the middle of the room, and ten people lie side by side on it, but it doesn't feel crowded after all the hard tossing.

Moreover, this room not only has a big bed, but there are many indescribable decorations beside the bed. What can be hung up and played on a swing?What kind of chair is suitable for lying on your stomach, what kind of chair with a hole, anyway, there are piles of interesting things at first glance!

Tsk tsk, unexpectedly, there is such a room in the Moon Palace, is it for Chang'e?So here comes the problem, Chang'e can't use it herself!

Well, that's not the point.

I'm here to save people, so what are you doing with all this mess?

Swipe around, oops, I saw Wei Wei!

Wei Wei is in the middle of the bed, her limbs are bound by ropes and stretched apart, forming a standard big character shape. Well, although she is still naked, but this time she is on top of someone, and this person is also naked, right there. Wei Wei put her mouth up and down and performed very indescribable behaviors!

When I saw it, I couldn't help being furious, and shouted: "Stop it! In this day and night, how dare you rape a girl from a good family, it's simply too lawless! Even if you are a woman, hey, hey, a woman? Damn, are you a woman so hungry? Stop it now, no, shut up now!"

These days, the world is really declining, why even the strong ones are not men and women or men and women, but men and women!

The woman who was doing something wrong to Wei Wei was startled by my yelling, jumped up suddenly, turned her head to look at me, and immediately screamed in surprise: "Ye Lan!"

When I saw it, hey, I know it. Isn’t this when Pi Ruo, who led the Pi family and the Champions League, ambushed me when I was in Haicheng?He couldn't help laughing and said: "Hey, isn't this Miss Pi? Are you also trying to practice your Pi family's unique secret method? But I can understand that Pi Dingjun is doing this. Forgive me for doing this. It’s because I can’t understand it! Look, you don’t have the object to make troubles, how can you do it? Or, the secret method of your Pi family, in fact, you only need to touch and lick it, and you don’t need to touch it to achieve your goal?”

It's a pity that Pi Ruoyun had no intention of talking to me at all, jumped up from the bed and ran out, screaming like killing a pig while running: "Come on, help, Ye Lan is here!"

I said: "Hey, don't scream. When I came in just now, I looked around outside. There was no one around here. Even if you screamed and broke your throat, no one would come to save you..."

Before I finished speaking, I heard a series of rapid and sharp voices.

Well, this movement is quite familiar!

Chapter 591 There Should Be a Sense of Ritual in Life

Every year on September [-], our county will make this news to commemorate the day of national humiliation.

This is an air raid siren, commonly known as La Om!

When we heard this in the past, we were usually in class, and the movement was too loud to continue the class. The teacher would usually stop, tilt his head quietly with us, and would not continue the class until the alarm was over. When we are in a good mood, we will also tell us about ancient times.

This thing is very meaningful. I come back once a year. When I go up to 99, I go back to the history every year when I go up to [-], or I can take the initiative or make up for it.

But the problem is, this is the moon!

On the moon, what air raid siren are you pulling on?

Especially since this broken place is still inside the moon, which plane is so blind to burrow into the ground to blow them up?

Pi Ruoyun howled in the ear-piercing air raid siren, raised his hands and ran out naked at a speed that Bolt could never forget.

This time I kept the key point in mind and ignored her. I turned to the bedside and asked, "Miss Xiaowei, how are you? She didn't do anything to you, did she?"

Well, touching and licking doesn't count!

Wei Wei stared at me in horror and said, "She, she licked me!"

Sister, shouldn't you be yelling to save me now, right?She licks you, what are you afraid of?

It looked like she was really scared!

I asked again, "Are you injured? Did she cast any spell on you? Do you have any itches or other abnormal sensations?"

Wei Wei said again: "She, she still bites me!"

Forget it, I'll find a way to come over first and then talk!If you want to save her from leaving, you can't do it with just a projection.

The advantage of this fun room is that there are so many mirrors, and they are all very large, all shining brightly on the bed.

The biggest problem is that this is the moon. It is definitely not possible to use the map on the mobile phone to locate it. Regardless of whether it is GPS, Beidou, Galileo, or GLONASS, all are facing the earth. I can't think about secretly looking at the moon, it's impossible to see clearly if I'm too far away, isn't it?

But who are we? We are the man who has the observation line presented by the director of Singularity Company. This thing can also be used for positioning. It is similar to the map on the mobile phone, and the positioning is more accurate.

I used the observation line on the side of the moon to fix the position, and immediately contemplated the mirror on the other side of the earth, opened the passage, and stepped over in one step.

Seeing me coming out of the mirror, Miss Xiaowei screamed excitedly, tears streaming down her cheeks, "Xiao Lan, help me, woo woo..."

Well, that's the right reaction.

This is the normal state of being scared to pee!

Hahaha, you, Wei Wei, have today too!

When you bullied me at the beginning, did you think that there would be a day when I needed to save your life?

As the old saying goes, feng shui turns in turn, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, I will make a video for a while to remember.This scene is rare to see, so it must be kept as a file, and used when needed. As for what to use it for, haha, of course it is up to my mood!

We have always been action-oriented people, we do what we think, we quickly took out our mobile phone, and were about to go to the bed to take pictures and videos, but after a second thought, I turned around and went into the mirror again.

Seeing that I was leaving, Wei Wei shouted anxiously: "Xiaolan, Xiaolan, what are you doing? Help me!"

I waved my hand at her and said, "Don't worry, just lie down for a while, I'll come right away, I forgot a procedure just now, no, it's a ceremony. Last year you asked me to give you a birthday present, but I forgot, you beat me Didn’t I say that in this life, there must be a sense of ritual, and only with the sense of ritual can there be a sense of freshness. Our childhood sweethearts will only see each other for more than ten years and hate each other. Well, I will firmly remember what you said. !"

"..."

Wei Wei was stunned!

Forget it, who said that women and men are the difference between Martians and Earthlings, and she also understands the ritual sense of asking for gifts on birthdays. It is difficult for her to understand the romance of men like us , I won't waste time explaining to her again!

I went back to the mirror, straightened my clothes, trimmed my hair, and then called up the mirror function in the phone, carefully took a look at my face, the top, bottom, left, and right sides, making sure that the face was not dirty anywhere, and finally adjusted With a good attitude, grinning to show eight teeth, put on a standard smile that is full of ceremonial familiarity, turn on the mobile phone camera, point the camera at yourself, and slowly step out of the mirror, while walking, with the narration in the documentary The deep voice said: "This is one small step for man, but one giant leap for mankind..."

"..."

Wei Wei continued to be dazed.

Look at her understanding!

This is the moon landing!

What a big deal!

People in the United States have specially engaged in TV broadcasts, and Datianchao will also be on the news network!Although we can’t get on hot shows, and we’re not suitable for internet-there’s no internet-live broadcast, but as a modern person who owns a smart phone and has developed a habit of taking selfies, even if he poops, he wants to take a selfie first. Young people, for such a big event as the moon landing, it must be photographed, say some classic lines, keep it as a souvenir, or post it on Moments, it is always useful.

Why do you carry your mobile phone every day? Isn’t it just for taking selfies?This is always unnecessary, how can it be worthy of the hard work of major manufacturers to add cameras to it?

After I finished speaking, I was afraid that I might not be able to see the whole picture, and the recording was biased, so I asked the confused Wei Wei, "Miss Xiaowei, what do you think? My look and my lines are not bad, they have a sense of history." , enough vicissitudes, enough commemorative significance!"

Wei Wei opened her mouth, "Help..."

I said: "What are you in a hurry for? The bed is so big and soft, it looks good. You can lie down for a while and enjoy it for a while. Come on, give me an evaluation first, if not, I can come back again !"

Wei Wei said without sincerity: "It's good, save me first..."

I said: "Sister, you are too perfunctory! We have been friends for more than ten years, and we grew up together. I can tell at a glance whether you are serious or not. Well, you may not understand. Why do I do this, let me explain to you. Do you know where you are now? This is on the moon! Surprised? Surprised? Of course, you were kidnapped, nothing I'm happy, but it's the first time in my life that I landed on the moon independently. How can I just pass by like this casually? Regardless of whether it is for me personally or for all human beings, you are so casual and perfunctory in your evaluation of such an important matter Me? Are you worthy of our childhood sweetheart relationship? Are you sorry that I went to the sea to look for you after I heard that you were lost? Are you sorry that I ran over a distance of more than 40 kilometers between the earth and the moon to save you? Fortunately, there is no need to take a car , or you will be sorry for my ticket money..."

Fortunately, I haven't forgotten the distance between the earth and the moon in geography class, so if I use it to piss off people, especially a top student with a fourth-level intelligence like her, I will feel particularly superior!

"I was wrong! I'll say it again." Wei Wei interrupted me resolutely, "You were very handsome on stage just now. When you landed on the moon, it would be more appropriate to say Neil Armstrong's classic quotes..."

Me, "Who is Neil Armstrong?"

Wei Wei, "..."

Chapter 592 Don't Be Presumptuous

Just kidding, normal human landing No.1 on the moon, I still know it, but what you want is the thrill of making the other person stunned and speechless at that moment, especially Wei Wei, seeing that she can't respond , I am very happy.

After teasing her, I turned my head and looked into the mirror again. Wei Wei was anxious at the time, "Hey, hey, Xiaolan, what are you doing, you just did a good job, I'm serious, I didn't Perfunctory! Can you let me go first..."

"Wait for a while." I turned my head to Wei Wei with one foot in the mirror and one foot outside the mirror, "I'm not in a hurry, so why are you so anxious to enjoy yourself when you lie on the bed? Look. , this is the first time I landed on the moon, and its meaning is no less than that of the title of the gold list. Therefore, this selfie of the moon landing must be done in a decent way, and I can’t show it to others in the future. People will finish watching it Just say, oh, when you landed on the moon, what you said was someone else’s lines, and you didn’t have any original ones, so I would lose face. Just now, I said it smoothly, and I didn’t think about it. This time, I will repeat it again and say An original word, let’s see how it goes.”

I got back into the mirror again, stepped out slowly, held my phone high, and read out new lines in a very deep voice, "From now on, no matter how high the sky is, I can't stop my feet, and the moon will come casually, Hahaha……"

Just laughed a couple of times, before Wei Wei could give an evaluation, there was a bang, the door was knocked open, and a large group of people rushed in suddenly.

The leader was Pi Ruoyun, who had escaped with bare buttocks just now. Now that she had put on her clothes, she was still holding a shining long sword in her hand. Behind her was a large group of women in ancient costumes, all of whom were also carrying swords, looking murderous. He rushed in as if he hadn't seen me, rushed to the bedside without a word, raised the sword in his hand, cut off the rope that tied Wei Wei, then lifted her and ran out.

The movements are quite crisp and quick.

But did they forget something?

A living person like me is standing brightly next to me, so it’s fine if you don’t talk to me. Anyway, everyone doesn’t know each other, so there’s nothing to say, but robbing someone in front of me is too unfair to me. thing.

I swiped and moved to the door, blocked their way, and shouted, "Put this person down, in broad daylight and bright heaven and earth, dare to rob..."

Before I finished my words, those women in ancient costumes were like lambs seeing a wolf, their expressions changed drastically, and they subconsciously backed away while lifting Wei Wei.

Hey, the movements were very orderly. Although they retreated, they did not panic. At least there were no stumbling or stampede incidents.

A large group of beauties with decent looks and figures are advancing and retreating together in fluttering dresses, which is actually quite pleasing to the eye. If they are not robbing the people I want to save, I can still watch it for a while. But now, of course, saving people is the most important thing.

"Stop, put people down!"

I summoned up all my strength and gave a loud shout. I didn't have any hope that they would listen to me. After all, everyone is unfamiliar. As an ordinary high school student, I don't have a strong deterrent, so after drinking, I was ready to grab someone, but ah, just as I took a step, I found that the other party's group of women in ancient costumes really stopped!

Your sister, do you want to be so obedient?

Could it be that my eloquence has improved recently, and I can order obediently even unfamiliar people?

"Don't be afraid, everyone. This is just a projection. His body is still on the earth." Pi Ruoyun raised his arms and shouted, "Except for the Moon Palace, even Kunlun is not capable of flying across the distance between the moon and the earth. Don't be intimidated by him. , let's rush over together!"

This Pi Ruoyun is a real tiger. After shouting the slogan, he immediately rushed towards me.

I grinned at her and punched her in the face.

Like a piece of wood, Pi Ruoyun fell to the ground with a bang, his face was bleeding and his teeth were flying.

Hitting people does not slap people in the face, but her rotten teeth are too detrimental to the image of her Pi family's children, knocking out all her teeth is to help her face.

Let you do that indescribable thing to my sister Xiaowei!

"Sister Pi, what did that old pervert who ran away just now tell you?"

When Pi Ruoyun saw my appearance, she was so frightened that she immediately ran away, but after only a few minutes of work, she dared to lead the team back to snatch Wei Wei, and she was able to tell that I was just a projection. After killing the old pervert, the old pervert gave her courage, so she dared to come back!

Pi Ruoyun covered her face, looked at me, her eyes were full of horror, "You, you, how could you come to the Moon Palace?"

I stepped on her, put my hips on my hips and laughed, "Big Sister Pi, when you led someone to ambush me in Haicheng, didn't you know that we are in the Miracle Tree Realm if you want to go, why is it impossible for you to break the moon?" Hey, hey, don’t back down, you’ll hit a wall if you back up, it doesn’t matter if you kill this pure Yang virgin, I guarantee that all of you Tianyue faction combined can’t afford it!”

The group of women in ancient costumes who were slowly retreating had to stop again. A tall, middle-aged woman at the head took two steps forward with a sword in her hand, but immediately took two steps back, then took another step forward, and then moved again. Take a step.

"It's almost enough." I couldn't bear it anymore, "Are you ADHD or a Virgo, and you have to choose a position for a long time? Tell you to put people down, I can't speak well, right? Let me tell you, I am a person. I have a bad temper, and if I say something a third time, I don't have such a good attitude..."

The middle-aged woman who couldn't understand the advance and retreat for a long time heard what I said, and immediately stopped moving. She suddenly raised her sword and pointed at me, "My disciple of Tianyue..."

I glared at her, "What do you want to do with your sword pointed at me? Do you want to stab me? Haha, that's great! I'm still worried that beating a woman will damage my image, so it's not good to do it first. If you do it , I’ll let you do three tricks, no, ten tricks, come on, come on, if you can do it, let’s stop arguing and save some time!”

The middle-aged woman's face turned pale, she let go decisively, threw the sword to the ground with a clatter, then turned her head and shouted: "Don't give him an excuse to do it!"