With this ability, you can beat an old man with your fist and turn him into scum within minutes?

To deal with a pervert, you don't have to be polite, you must beat his mother so hard that he can't even recognize him!

The old pervert saw me punching me, his face turned pale with fright, he disappeared in place, and appeared three meters away in the next moment, waving his hands repeatedly, "You have something to say, Mr. Ye, you have something to say, don't do it! "

Whoops, he managed to escape my punch, this old pervert has two brushes.

I think so, if you can go to the moon to peep at a girl taking a bath, you can't do it if you don't have any skills, can you?

I asked him, "What can I say?"

Then, it was another punch.

The old man swiped and disappeared again, and then appeared in another place, still about three meters away, and said anxiously: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, Mr. Ye, although our Tianyue faction belongs to the Champions League, but Pi Ruoyun called the Eight Great The champion participated in the ambush of you, but our Tianyue faction did not get involved... We have no grudges or enmities!"

I said: "Don't talk about it. It seems that you can go to the moon for peeping. You must be a big shot with ability and status. I didn't expect to be so daring to do it, and to use such a clumsy way to change the subject. This is an ambush. What's the matter? Am I the kind of person who doesn't take revenge overnight? It's a personal grievance to beat you because of an ambush. Do you figure it out, am I solving a personal grievance now? No! I'm preventing you from spying on innocent girls taking a bath Bad behavior! I'm doing chivalry, understand? Seeing injustice on the road, I draw my sword to help..."

"Master, what kind of knife do you want!" The voice of the weapon system came out, seeming to be excited, "I still muttered, you are so impatient, how can you use the Nissei spear for so many days? Don’t change it. It’s not that I don’t want to change it. It’s that I don’t want to use a spear anymore. I want to use a knife instead. Hahaha, no problem. At present, you have a total of 360 seven knives of various types in stock. Are you planning to use a gold wire big ring knife? Is it the Nine Yin Soul Eater Knife, or the Dragon Tooth Blade, or..."

"Shut up, get out of the way!"

This broken system really has no eyesight, am I going to use a knife?I don't even know an idiom, and my IQ is worrying!

"Ah?" The old pervert who was constantly teleporting to dodge my fist probably thought I was talking about him, but was taken aback.When he was stunned, his movements were just so slightly stagnant, my fist slammed into his face, and then... passed through his face!

Your uncle, forget that I am just a projection now, I can only watch but not do!

The old pervert was so shocked that his face turned from green to white, then from white to red, and then from red to black. Seeing that his posture was about to turn into a rainbow, I hurriedly said, "See, I want to hit you. Then it will hit you, it’s useless for you to hide any more, this time it’s just a drill, next time you really fight, why are you hiding, just stand there and suffer, you save trouble and I save trouble, hurry up After finishing the work, it can save some time, don't you think?"

"Yes, yes..." The old satyr followed me subconsciously, then suddenly came to his senses, pointing at me and shouting, "You didn't really come to the Moon Palace, you just projected it?"

Damn, I just realized it, this old pervert's IQ is also worrying!But it's also true, at such an age and with such abilities, if IQ was normal, I would have already set up a trick to push him down and do some indescribable things, why would I come here to peep?

For people with disabilities, especially mentally handicapped people, we have to care for them, and it is not easy for them.

I patiently explained: "Yeah, I just cast a shadow to watch the excitement. Didn't I hear that the Yutu-[-] launched a while ago ran out of energy and was about to lose contact with the earth? I just came to see what it is." The situation, how can I know that this is not a big deal, only to know that there is such a big place on the moon, and the jade rabbit has stayed for so long, why didn't it look at it?"

The face of the old pervert finally returned to normal, and he coughed lightly, "Our moon palace is inside the moon, no, it should be that the whole moon is the outer cover of our moon palace, so the jade rabbit that landed on the surface of the moon cannot see us..."

Lying in a big slot!

The whole moon belongs to this old pervert?This is too embarrassing!But he has become like this, and he even peeped on the little girl taking a bath. I think it's definitely not that he has no money and is single, but a pure psychopath. I have watched a lot of movies, and there are many perverts in them. It's because I can't function, so I don't like it Do it yourself, only like voyeurism!

The disabled should be cared for, and the deformity is not within the scope of caring.

I immediately glared at him, "You, don't talk about it, don't try to change the subject, since the entire moon belongs to your family, judging by your age, the people here should be your juniors, right?" , as an elder, you didn’t care about the next generation, and came to peek at people taking a bath. If you don’t explain this clearly today, I will punish you on behalf of the moon, and I will castrate you first!”

"The person taking a bath is not my disciple, but a pure-yang virgin recruited by the Taiyin Group. This kind of physique is rare, so I came here to take a look out of curiosity..."

"Come here to watch people take a bath? I didn't say that, your moral character is very problematic." I said, "You can just look at it casually if you aren't a disciple in your school?"

The old pervert said embarrassingly: "This is not just looking at it casually. It's not when you are wearing clothes. Some people can't see clearly. Cough, it's not that the body is not clear, but the special part of the pure yang constitution is not clear. .I was just curious..."

I said: "Come on, it is reasonable for a young man like me to be curious and impulsive for a while. You have lived to such an old age. What are you talking about being curious for a while? Can you still be impulsive? Hey, no, Taiyin Group Isn't it against your Champions League? Why did they catch a pure male virgin and give it to you?"

Your uncle, if he didn't mention this, I would have forgotten that Wei Wei was sent to Pi Dingjun by Qian Litao because of her status as a virgin.

Pi Dingjun has already fallen into his sister's hands, and nine times out of ten it will not end well. Why is Taiyin Group still thinking about Wei Wei?

The old pervert had a face full of disappointment, coughed several times, and Fang whispered: "The Taiyin Group has made peace with our Champions League, and the coordinating thread in the Pi family will become the two strongest mages in the world from now on." To organize to advance and retreat together is not only beneficial to the peace of the world of human mages, but also beneficial to our mankind to resist the oppression of external forces..."

I couldn't help but sneered.

Chapter 588 Identity System

Otherwise, this old pervert looks like an expert at first glance, and he is very righteous and awe-inspiring when he tells lies in front of his face without changing his face or beating his heart.

How did the Champions League come about?

Who doesn't know the mage in the world!

The forces supported by the Singularity Company in the world tell me about resisting the oppression of external forces. I believe you are a big-headed ghost!

The old pervert sneered at me as if he didn't hear me, and continued to say righteously: "The alliance between the Taiyin Group and our Champions League this time means that the world of human mages has entered a period of great peace that has never been seen before. We can Free yourself from the endless internal strife and focus on the development of a wider world. Even if you are bound by Singularity Corporation and cannot leave the world, the world is so vast that all of us cannot fully explore it at the end of our lives. Why bother thinking about going beyond the human world, why don't you put the foundation firmly first..."

Damn, why is he like our principal, he digresses a lot when he talks, and makes long speeches without a clue. If he sees our principal, he will definitely meet each other late, and he has a common language... Oh, speaking of it, our principal never knew Get out of the police station.

I didn't have the patience for him to talk nonsense here, so I waved my hand to interrupt him and said, "Okay, I'm not interested in how you want to torment me. It's still the same question. Why did the Taiyin Group catch this pure Yang virgin for you? Just answer this question directly." .”

"This, this, this pure yang virgin is used by the Taiyin Group for some reason. They only say that it is not suitable to be placed on the earth, so let us put it here for the time being. We are now in an alliance relationship. Temporarily deposit someone here with us. , we can't refuse..."

Well, it seems that there is no need to point out the truth from the old pervert.

I thought for a while and decided to take a detour, "You don't have to be so guarded against me, look, the world is so big, how could I come to the moon by such a coincidence, entered your moon palace by such a coincidence, and ran into you by such a coincidence Peeking at Chunyang virgin taking a bath? Lu Xun said, heck, Lu Xun said, one coincidence is a coincidence, two coincidences may be a coincidence, but three coincidences are definitely not a coincidence! Do you understand?"

The old pervert frowned and said: "So, the purpose of your coming to the Moon Palace is for this pure Yang virgin. Do you know her? Do you want to take her away?"

Damn, this thinking jump is too big, and I jumped directly to the correct theory.

I looked up to the sky and laughed, "How is that possible! I don't care about being a virgin? Do you think I'm such an idle person? Let me tell you, I'm here on orders. If someone doesn't trust you, let me keep an eye on you." , don’t let you cut off this pure Yang virgin! Originally, I also said, this pure Yang virgin is useful to the Pi family, what is the use of your Tianyue faction, and you, cough, your Tianyue faction and The Pi family has been in such a relationship for so many years, you, cough, you are not going to do that kind of half-cutting thing. I never thought about it, she really made it right, and you really treat Chunyang The virgin is plotting against the law!"

The old satyr was taken aback, and hurriedly defended: "No, I didn't, don't talk nonsense! Who said I was plotting against Chunyang virgin, you call me, I can face it, our Tianyue faction... hey, No, you are deceiving me! Ye Lan, although you are powerful and formidable in the world, but in terms of life experience, you still owe a little bit. At my age, the salt I have eaten is worse than the rice you have eaten. Duo, how can you fool me with your level of routine? Don't waste your energy!"

I sneered and said, "Why am I lying to you? I'm busy every day, how can I have time to lie to you? Besides, do you dare to say that you have no plans for Chunyang virgin? If you have no idea, would you come here to spy on someone taking a bath? Are you insulting my IQ..."

While I was talking, I quietly sent a channel message to Rou Rou, "The Champions League is a white glove in the world of mages supported by your singularity company, right? A letter to confirm that I am sent by Singulato."

When the message was sent, it also attached a photo of the old pervert.

Rourou quickly replied: "This is the head of the Tianyue faction, Linghu Changyi, not some old pervert. Although the Champions League was created by the Grand Prix, our human branch has never had any direct contact with them... "

I expressed my doubts, "Isn't the Champions League the white glove of your Singularity Corporation in the world? You said you have no contact with them? If you don't want to help, just say so, don't make these replies that insult my IQ."

Gentle reply: "It's not that I don't want to help, but I really can't help."

Your uncle, you can't help every time, you just know that you come out to pick up the bargain afterwards, what use do I need you?

Or stop talking nonsense, just come to the Moon Palace and grab someone and leave?I saw that there is a mirror in the Moon Palace, maybe I can come directly through the mirror channel.

I was thinking about it when I suddenly heard the voice of the guidance system, "Master, do you need to pretend to be a member of the Champions League? The identity system can complete this task."

I couldn't help but startled, "Identity system? What is that? What can it do?"

"I'm not a thing, I'm your most important auxiliary system." A strange voice rushed out, "You have reincarnated in the world for more than 600 lives, and you are not only clear about all the forces in the world, but also You have also obtained enough identity certificates. In order to manage these identities, you designed my identity system. With me, no matter what kind of identity you want to be, as long as it has existed in the world, there is no problem..."

When I heard it, I couldn't help being overjoyed.

Sure enough, relying on no one is worse than relying on yourself!

I hurriedly said: "Then hurry up, you know what identity I need now, how can you prove it for me?"

Identity system: "It's very simple. After the establishment of the Champions League, a special department was formed. The main task is to monitor the major champion factions to ensure their reliability and loyalty. This department is extremely confidential. Only the Pi Family Patriarch and the various Only the head of the big faction will know."

Following the identity system, I felt something fell into my hand, and when I looked down, it was a black sign.

"This is the identity plate of a member of this department. You got it before. As long as you show it, the old pervert will not doubt your identity, and will definitely cooperate to answer your questions obediently."

"Just flash the sign? Is it that simple?"

"It's as simple as that! Completing complicated things simply is something you can do, with more than 600 lifetimes of accumulation. There is no one else in this world except you."

Can't see, I'm so good!

Immediately, I projected the extra black sign in my hand to the moon palace, shining it at the old satyr.

The old pervert was still emphasizing that I couldn't fool him, but when he saw this brand, his expression changed drastically, and he pointed at me tremblingly, "You, you are, so you are..."

Before finishing speaking, turn around and run!

Chapter 589 What is the meaning of my life

The old pervert runs really fast, like a stop-motion animation, swipe three meters, swipe three meters, swipe, swipe, [-] meters, [-] meters and [-] meters.

Well, before I dared to love him, he was hiding from my fist within three meters. It wasn't Tianxiu, nor was he looking for an opportunity to counterattack, but he could move up to three meters!

Compared to teleporting LOW at random in our line of sight, I don't know where to go!

However, the problem now is not here, but that I have already displayed the sign to show that everyone is my own, so why is he running away?

There are only two truths.

One is that there is a problem with this brand, and it shows that it is not our own people but the enemy, so it scares him away.

The other is that he has a problem and is guilty of being a thief. When he sees his own person in charge of surveillance coming, he immediately runs away.

I just chased after him and followed him to dodge forward. Anyway, we are just a projection, and it is not difficult to dodge, and it is not slower than him. Chunyang virgin has an idea, it seems that what she said is true, you are really not a good thing, rabbits don’t even eat grass by the side of the nest, but you are good, even the grass in the nest is not spared..."

If it was placed before the sign was displayed, the old pervert would still refute me, but now he doesn't respond to me at all, and just walks forward with a sullen head.

I persuaded him: "Don't run, your speed is too slow, you can't get rid of me at all, you should stop and rest for a while, you say I can't do anything to you if I project now, what are you running for?" .”

Hearing what I said, the old pervert stopped after swiping, and suddenly said: "Yes, you should still be on the earth, you were too nervous just now, so you forgot about this."

As he spoke, he let out a long breath, with an air of relief.

I said, "Of course, I can come anytime I want."

The old satyr laughed and said: "We can come to the moon to build the Moon Palace, that's because of the grand prix champion reward, the whole earth is ours alone, no matter how strong you are, if you haven't got rid of the mortal body of human beings, you can't break free from gravity. It is even more impossible to survive in the near-vacuum environment of the universe. If you want to come here, you can only ride a rocket or a spaceship. Why am I so anxious when I have this time? Speaking of which, I didn’t expect that you would be a member of the Anti-Alliance. Since you were born, you have targeted the Pi family, you think you have not given up on the Rebel Alliance, have you?"

Anti League, what is that?When my brand shines, doesn't it mean that I am a member of the Champions League?

I hurriedly asked the identity system, "What is the Anti-Union? Did you give me the wrong brand?"

"This brand is the brand of the Champions League, isn't it wrong!" The identity system replied to me, "However, you used this brand all your life to sneak into the Champions League, kill and kill, and kill inside the Champions League. Cheng He, with many dead and wounded, would have wiped out the Champions League if he hadn't been delayed by other things! It would be weird if he didn't run away after seeing this sign!"

I couldn't help being furious: "You know that he will run away when he sees this sign, and you gave me the sign. How can I use this sign to pretend to be one of them?"

The identity system said aggrievedly: "You didn't reveal your identity in your life, and he still thought that the people who killed people with this brand were their own people, and they were just some careerists who wanted to split and were doing internal cleaning. So you After the toss, the Champions League split into two factions, the Anti-League faction and the Orthodox League faction, but no matter which faction is the Champions League, you can’t be wrong! There is absolutely no problem with what I prepared for you, and you didn’t say you can’t let him Run away when you see it! You can't blame me!"

Your uncle, dare to blame me for this!

None of these broken systems are reliable!

I was so pissed off by this broken system that I had no choice but to ask: "Then where is he planning to run and what is he going to do just now, do you know?"

The identity system simply replied: "I don't know. I'm just an identity system, responsible for providing identity disguise. I don't understand other things. If you ask me about this, it's like asking Yu Blind."

Your sister, this is still a system that knows idioms!

Forget it, asking for help is worse than relying on yourself, no system is as reliable as myself!

I said to the old satyr: "What is the reverse alliance? Everyone is from the Champions League. If you want to say that, it's too heretic. Everyone's ultimate goal is still the same, and that is our own people."

The old satyr sneered and said: "My own people? You people of your own country are more ruthless than outsiders when you kill us people like your own people. You still have the face to call yourself your own people? But it is true that the Rebel Alliance can cultivate a strong player like you Unexpectedly, it seems that you have already eaten through the championship rewards, it is a shame to send you out, and you want to settle the score with us, right?"

I quietly asked: "The system, the system, do you know what hatred or grievance they have within themselves? What did I want to do in my previous life when I got into the Champions League?"

This time it was the guidance system that answered, "It seems to be trying to find out what the big factions who won the championship in the Champions League are doing. Singulato organizes such a big battle, and sets different conditions every time. Is it just for the fun of creating mage factions with completely different abilities and tendencies? You suspected that Singularity Corporation wanted to use these mage organizations to do something in the world, so you sneaked into the Champions League to conduct a secret investigation. As for why you changed your mind later, then It’s not something I can know, and you didn’t tell our systems.”

Hearing what the guidance system said, I couldn't help being taken aback, "What's the matter? Do you dare to hate Singularity in my previous life?"

The guidance system said: "You should ask, among the more than 600 reincarnations in the human world, which one was not from the Singularity Company."

I am a good person, so I asked: "Then I have been reincarnated in more than 600 lives, how many lives have I not hated Singularity Company?"

The guidance system replied: "Since I activated it as an auxiliary ability, you have reincarnated a total of 630 six lives, and there is no single life where you have not hated Singularity Company."

"..."

Dare I spend so many lives in this life, all of which are spent on the Qidian company?Then I am really dedicated and persistent... Perseverance is a fart, I have not been able to beat Singulato in more than 600 lifetimes, it is simply a cup of capital, okay?

I couldn't help but say: "Since they are all against Singularity, then why am I reincarnated in such a life? Is it enough to just be against Singularity for the rest of my life?"

The guidance system said: "Although I haven't told me about it, judging from the past records, it should be unreasonable, so every time you make a lot of trouble, it attracts the attention of Singularity Company and triggers a special attack by Singularity Company, you You will resolutely give up that life and enter reincarnation, so that you can get rid of the sight of Singularity Company and start again. In other words, your more than 600 lives have been constantly accumulating experience from Singularity Company. After accumulating a few lifetimes, you will definitely be able to win the Singularity Company, master, don’t be discouraged, with the support of our full system, you will definitely be able to win the Singularity Company and reach the pinnacle of life!"

5 Chapter Ninety You're Going Wrong

Winning the Singularity Company will reach the pinnacle of life?

Is the pinnacle of this life a little lower?

Well, I have to say, my fragile self-esteem as a proud senior high school sophomore took a serious hit!

I originally thought that I was the setting of the strong returning to be invincible. In my previous life, I was a god-emperor, a god, a god, a god, a god, a god, a god, a god, a god, and a god. I only play reincarnation and amnesia after I have tossed enough. It is like clearing the file after clearing the game. It's the same as replaying, how can a fun game be enjoyable if you don't play it a few times?

How do you know, the reality is so cruel, in fact, I have been a loser for more than 600 lifetimes in the past!

Others fail only a few times, or at most for a lifetime, but I have failed for more than 600 lifetimes!

What did that sentence say?

Failure is the mother of success. I have seen this mother in more than 600 lifetimes, but I guess I have not seen that son once!

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