Ghost, please let me go

How can we discuss such nonsense here?

I hurriedly ordered to the Lord of Flame: "Okay, just come. Don't worry about being late, let's release the bugs."

The Flame Lord looked at me in embarrassment, "Master, I didn't bring the pine wood nematode..."

your sister!

Brother, you are here to destroy the world!

Why don't you bring all the guy styles?

The demon king Mishishi just shows up and it's over.

Why are there so many weird things happening when it's my turn to destroy the world?

Chapter 498 I'm getting bald, and I'm getting stronger

Well, we are now high-end people who have countless powerful younger brothers, so we must be broad-minded and measured.

I tried to recall our black-faced gods who gritted their teeth and wanted to strangle us to death, and had to analyze the wrong questions for us in a friendly manner. I suppressed the urge to kill the long-haired literary and artistic man in front of me, and asked as kindly as possible: "How could it be?" Didn’t you bring it? Did you not tell you to bring it?”

"No, I've been notified."

"That's why you are not allowed to bring live animals when passing the customs, and they were detained by the customs of Singularity Company?"

"Not at all."

"That's because I heard the call and left in a hurry, did you take it with you?"

"It's not..."

"That's why you didn't bring it? There must be a reason for not bringing it. You can say it boldly, don't be afraid, as long as there is a reason, I won't care about it."

"Really, master, you are so magnanimous, much better than your previous lives."

"Have I been petty before?"

"No, it's just that I'm a little fussy, I'm a little fond of settling accounts after autumn, I'm a little petty..."

"Hey, system, can I kill this guy?"

The guidance system replied: "Master, of course you can kill him, but he is one of the most powerful subordinates you have tamed in more than 600 lifetimes in the world. He really has the ability to destroy a plane alone, so he is killed. , it will not be easy to find again in the future, not just any original power of creation like him will flow into the world and be bumped into by you."

Well, such a rare subordinate is quite rare, I will bear it!

"Hahaha, don't worry, I'm the most magnanimous in my life. We are the new Superman Flash, a live-streaming celebrity with millions of fans, and a guild and a ghost country. A big shot like me, How could it be possible to get angry over a trivial matter casually, you can rest assured to talk about it, we can study what to do next, I'm in a hurry."

"Master, your life is really wonderful." The long-haired literary flame man was excited, his eyes blinked, and fire beads flowed out, "Master, I really hate bugs, so I didn't bring..."

Your sister, don't let anyone stop me, I want to kill this guy!

Guidance system: "Master, please don't be impulsive. Killing him now will easily delay your important affairs. Why don't I write this down for you, and we will settle the score after autumn."

good idea!

But I have to get out of this bad breath now.

I grinned at the long-haired literary flame man, "Okay, as long as you have a reason, come on, you kneel down, since you came here at the call, I'm going to give you a title as a reward."

Guidance system: "Master, what do you want to do? Don't be impulsive, let's settle accounts after autumn, settle accounts after autumn!"

"Shut up, you bastard, come up with a preparatory plan!"

The long-haired literary flame man looked at me hesitantly, "Master, you are not angry and want to hit me, are you?"

"Come here, it's the first time you've come back to another world, and it's the first time you've summoned your former little brother. I'm in a good mood. I won't hit you. Come here, kneel down, and get ready to receive the title. If you don't come here, you're looking down on me for the rest of my life. Is it your title?"

The long-haired literary flame man immediately knelt down.

"Weapon system, give me a knife!"

Guidance system: "Major, calm down..."

Weapon system: "Hahaha, the master finally needs me again, what kind of knife do you want? No, no, what are you going to do with this thing? Do you want to behead it directly for public display, or prepare to dismember it? Knife, it is guaranteed that he can be perfectly dismembered within 7 minutes..."

"Shut up, give me a haircut knife, his hair is too long, I want to shave his head!"

Boot system, "..."

Weapon system, "..."

I asked suspiciously: "You don't have a razor, do you? You don't have such an ordinary thing. Your system is really useless..."

Weapon system, "Yes, your will will give me an order, as long as you need it, let alone a razor, even a razor..."

"And a shaving knife? Then get a shaving knife."

Weapon system: "..."

"No, were you bragging just now?"

"Have!"

A curved knife suddenly appeared in front of me, next to the knife there was a written explanation.

"Todd's razor. This is the razor used by the murderous Todd. It not only shaves the hair like a god, but also cuts the throat like mud. It is really a classic weapon of the perverted killer. Collection of the 630th [-]th generation, London .”

Barber Todd, I've seen this movie, it's crazy!

Your sister, why did I collect such perverted murder weapons in my previous life?

Forget it, now is not the time to worry about this, no matter what happened in my previous life, I am a good person in this life... Bah, I am an upright person in this life.

I grabbed the razor, and suddenly a strange feeling flowed into my heart and brain along the razor and arm, and I couldn't wait to hold down the head of the long-haired literary and flame man, waved the razor, and shave a godly shave.

A new shiny big bald head appeared.

The long-haired literary flame man, no, now he has to be called the bald-headed flame man, without the long hair, the literary style is gone.The bald flame man covered his head with tears rolling in his eyes, "Master, master, you, why are you doing this, this, yes, I..."

"What's the matter with shaving your head? Let me tell you, you are not allowed to grow long hair, you don't look like a serious student...well, how can you look like a serious person? From now on, you can only keep your head bald. Did you hear me?"

"Yes, yes..." The bald, flame-headed man had an expression of lovelessness all over his face.

Well, no matter what, he was also the first subordinate I summoned, a slap would be a sweet date, right?Our black-faced gods often do this.

"Okay, do you know why I shaved your head? This is to give you strength! Have you heard of that spell?"

The bald flame man looked at me in confusion, "What spell?"

"I'm getting bald and I'm getting stronger!" I looked at the bald flame man and said deeply, "The next time you meet a strong enemy, remember to say this, you will have doubled your strength, say it again , just double it again, three times is eight times, until the limit of the power you can hold."

"Really?" The bald flame man was excited, "Then can I try it now?"

"Uh……"

Your sister, I just said it casually, what are you serious about, don’t you even read comics?It's so out of date.

"I'm getting bald and I'm getting stronger!"

Before I could respond, the bald flame man couldn't wait to yell excitedly.

Before the roar fell, a violent explosion sounded from a distance.

Another wave of hurricane-like flames rolled in and rushed in all directions.

"Sure enough, I have become stronger!" The bald flame man clenched his fists and burst into tears with excitement, "Since I was born at the beginning of the world, my upper limit of power has never been raised. I wandered countless planes and explored countless ruins. , I just hope to find the permission of the legendary creator, now, I don't need it anymore, I'm getting bald and getting stronger!"

boom!

Another shock.

It feels like the whole space is shaking, and the whole world is shaking.

Numerous dense red slits like spider webs appeared beside him, and magma-like fiery red flow gurgled out from the slits.

"Master, I don't need any pine wood nematodes anymore." The bald flame man said, "I, myself, can destroy this world, destroy this primordial tree! I, becoming bald, also..."

"Wait a minute, wait a moment!" I quickly interrupted the bald flame man, "It's almost enough, you don't need to keep increasing your size, what's the matter, you go to be the emperor first, I'll go and see what happened to Miracle Spring That's it, wait until I get the Miracle Fountain before I can dry this tree."

"Isn't the emperor just this tree?" The bald flame man is indeed a master. Although he just came here, he has also seen the essence of the emperor. "I will accompany you, master, to get the fountain of miracles first, and then I will dry this tree!"

I was right when I thought about it. The fountain of miracles is a creation of this world. If the trunk of the tree of miracles is overturned, if the fountain of miracles is gone, wouldn’t it be like stealing chickens instead of losing rice?

Immediately greeted Wei Qingshuang, "Come here, come here, let me introduce you to us."

Wei Qingshuang approached cautiously and asked, "Hey, this is your subordinate. It looks very powerful. You are an ordinary human being, how can you have such a powerful subordinate? You are not actually human."

Your sister, you are not human, your whole family is not human.

"I……"

I just wanted to emphasize my identity again, but the bald flame man said first: "How can the master not be human? He is a red seedling with pure blood and has been human for more than 600 lifetimes. No matter how pure he is, he can't be pure." Human beings, you little girl, if you dare to question the identity of your master, it is an insult to us master’s subordinates, if you say that the master humiliated his ministers to death, now I will burn you to ashes, believe it or not!"

Wei Qingshuang was the one who was the least afraid of death, so she curled her lips at the bald flame man and said, "Burn me? It's your job to burn me to death. Do you know what relationship I have with your boss? We are..."

"Even if you are the master's favored harem, you can't insult the master." The bald flame man said righteously, "The harem is not allowed to interfere in politics. This is the rule set by the master. You, a harem concubine, can't control me as a foreign minister! Besides, no matter how much you are favored, you are just a concubine, and the main palace is in power, do you dare to come out and talk nonsense?"

This is all a mess.

Is this guy watching too many palace fighting dramas?

Wei Qingshuang looked at me and was shocked, "You, you still have a harem? You really can't be judged by appearances!"

You have a harem, I'm still a virgin, where did you get the harem!

The bald flame man sternly said: "What's wrong with the master having a harem? It's only natural for a powerful and invincible existence like the master to have a big harem! More than 600 lifetimes, ten in a lifetime, that's more than 1!" A concubine, what are you?"

This time I was really shocked, and quickly asked the guidance system quietly: "System, I really have a harem of more than 1 concubines!"

Chapter 499 I'm an Honest Person

The guidance system replied: "Master, this is a misunderstanding. In your life when you subdued the Lord of Fire, you set yourself up as a bulldozer, a harem conqueror and a big stallion, so in that life, you married, pushed, seduced , It is true that a huge and capable harem was built, relying on the harem to unify the divided kingdom, so this makes the Lord of Fire mistakenly think that you are the same in every life. But in fact, your character design in every life is different. It’s different, you’ve done harem flow once, and there will never be a second time. And the harem you received in that lifetime were all ordinary people, and they’ve already died so long ago that even their souls are gone. So, you don’t have to worry about returning to the harem. What kind of harem needs to be dealt with? If you want to build a new harem, then build it boldly, and it will definitely not have any impact. However, the lady next to you has strange abilities and is not like a mortal. She is not suitable for entering the harem, even if she must. , is not suitable for the position of the head of the main palace. Besides, what era is this? Those who engage in harem magic are too outdated. You can just play friendship and not take other responsibilities, and she won't have any objections..."

"Stop it, you." I feel that when it comes to the harem, the guidance system is extremely exciting, more exciting than the one who wants to destroy the world, "Just now I asked you to prepare a backup plan, have you prepared it?"

"No." The guidance system replied, "You have given the Lord of Flame the power to upgrade. With him, he is enough to destroy the Miracle Tree Realm that was naturally restrained by him, so there is no need for any other backup plan. Cough, but Master , as your faithful guidance system, I have to remind you that this is a reminder you set before, that is, before you are fully awakened and know who and why they appeared in the world, the law is not passed lightly, and the power is not enough Grant lightly, and rewards are not lightly given, especially the primordial beings like the Lord of Fire who have the ability to destroy heaven and earth, and they cannot easily let them break through the original upper limit of power, which will easily disrupt the balance."

Following the words of the guidance system, such a row of words popped up in front of my eyes one by one, each of them was bright red, and when the guidance system finally finished speaking, the words just happened to be typed, and then a series of characters popped up. The word that the small row guidance system did not say. Although this word looks familiar, it is incomprehensible. Judging from the shape and length of the word, it is probably a signature.

This passage is a reminder I set in the system in my previous life, so could this signature be my real name from the source of my 600-plus lives?

I don't know it, but someone will.

I hurriedly memorized the line of words that seemed to be my signature.

The guidance system also said: "Master, now with the help of the Lord of Fire, you can already kill all directions in this plane world, so where do you plan to start from, do you need me to give you a guide to ensure that you Really accomplish the purpose of killing the emperor and destroying the tree of miracles?"

"Shut up first, and talk when you need you."

I turned the boot system back on.

Although he is very angry with the emperor and wants to kill him, but considering that he is the consciousness of the Miracle Tree, if he wants to kill him, he has to destroy the entire Miracle Tree world. Such a big world is equivalent to the human world, even if he wants to destroy it It's not something that happened in a short while, how can I keep watching here, there are millions of people in the world waiting for me to go back and save their lives.

I have no other advantages as a person, except that I can distinguish priorities and focus on the key points when doing things.

Well, I have learned the materialist dialectics in the political class quite well. I keep the main and secondary contradictions in mind, so that no matter what I do, I will not go astray.

I turned to the bald flame man and Wei Qingshuang and said, "Okay, it's important to get down to business. Don't talk about it. Do you remember what we are here for?"

"Rob the Fountain of Miracles!" This was Wei Qingshuang's answer.

"Destroy the Miracle Tree!" This is the answer from the bald flame man.

Although they are all right, but why do I always feel a little weird, running to someone's house to rob and silence us, making us look like big villains.

I immediately set the tone and said: "It's not right, we are here to save mankind, to obtain the fountain of miracles and to defeat the tree of miracles, they are all just means to achieve this goal, you can't take the means as the goal, understand? "

Wei Qingshuang said: "You still can say it. At first, I felt that I was a bit of a robber and felon, and I felt a sense of guilt in my heart, but after hearing what you said, what we are doing now has immediately grown up. You The cleaning level is good enough."

I said, "What is washing the ground? This is telling the truth! We are indeed here for this. We risked great dangers to come to this alien world, and the purpose is to save all mankind!"

Well, murderers, arsonists, and robbing god horses put on a coat of god horses, and they feel different immediately. They are not wronged, they are not short of breath, and they don’t feel guilty about doing anything.

"Come on, let's go back and see if the Prince has brought back the Miracle Spring?"

I greeted and was about to set off to return to my original position when the bald flame man suddenly ouched and said to me: "The flame apostle I sent out said that someone was yelling at them. He is Pan Yue, and he is yours!" My friend, I want to come and see you."

Whoops, I actually forgot about Pan Yue.

Fortunately, it stopped for a while, otherwise the fire would burn down and burn the old smuggler to death, and it might not be so easy to return to the world.

I quickly ordered to get out of the way and let Pan Yue in.

The bald flame man said again: "There is a creature from the Miracle Tree Realm beside him, do you want to destroy it first, just in case?"