Ghost, please let me go

Probably sensing my displeasure, the guidance system hurriedly explained to me: "Master, although I usually don't like Lord of Fire very much, but this time I have to explain to him that it's really not his fault that he was late. It’s more difficult to go through immigration procedures.”

"What? What did you say? Say it again."

I think I may have an auditory hallucination. Now we are discussing such a major issue as destroying the world. Are you telling me that the immigration procedures are difficult?What does this have to do with immigration?Does the customs need to approve it before the death of the world?There is no such department in the customs either!

"Master, I mean, after receiving your call, the Flame Lord responded immediately and acted immediately without any delay. He is now actively going through the entry and exit procedures, and he can leave the country and come here as soon as the procedures are completed. , complete the task you entrusted to him to destroy the world!"

The guidance system explained patiently.

"Master, everyone knows that the exit procedures are difficult. Although the Lord of Flames has a passport, the procedures that should be fulfilled cannot be fulfilled. There is really no way. If you want to blame it, blame the strange company The bureaucratic formalism is too much, and they don't know how to think about us, the masses!"

"Wait a minute, what you said is too complicated, I'm a little dizzy! Let me repeat what you said now, do you understand me right? The reason why he was late and couldn't arrive in time to destroy the world was because He's going through immigration procedures? Are you kidding me? We're talking about destroying the world, it's destroying the world, such a frenzied, inhumane, and inhuman thing, just finish it quickly, and then run away immediately , so that no one can find out that this is what we did, but you told me that Mieshi's thug is now going through the exit procedures? Who does he go through the exit procedures? world?"

I now have the urge to strangle the guidance system.

"Calm down, master! Calm down, master! This matter has nothing to do with me! Even if you want to strangle anyone, you should strangle the culprit, the Lord of Fire! I'm just responsible for conveying orders. If the order is properly conveyed, my task Even if it is completed, you can't blame me for this crime, and you can't think about strangling me! You see, strangle me, who will guide you to restore your memory, who will guide you to restore your ability, and who will guide you Recalling the rich life of more than 600 lifetimes in the past?" The guidance system was very flustered, "Master, we can't blame us for this matter, it is really that Singulato is too domineering, and they have monopolized all the main passages from the human world to other worlds. The Flame Lord is not like you can just find a smuggling group to engage in smuggling and get out. First, the Flame Lord doesn’t have such connections, and you can’t find a smuggling channel if you want to. Second, it’s too big If you move casually, it will attract great attention. If you want to smuggle, you can't smuggle, so you can only go through the regular channel."

"You mean that the Lord of Fire is in the human world?" I was surprised, "We traveled all the way to such a high-level plane, and after we died, we still have to come from the human world to find helpers? Didn't we just take off our pants? Are you farting? Can’t we get closer and summon a helper in other planes where we don’t have to go through any immigration procedures? You see, I’ve lived more than 600 lifetimes, don’t I even have a hand in other planes? , can't."

"Master, you are right. Your previous 600-plus lives were indeed only in the human world, or even reincarnated on the earth. All your subordinates and all the summoning power are stored in the human world. This is also true. There is no other way." The guidance system said, "That is, the Lord of Flame, who is originally a creature from another plane and has an official customs clearance passport, so he can be recruited. It’s not that simple. He has to apply for a passport first! However, Singularity’s customs clearance passport is notoriously difficult, with many procedures, long time, and high requirements. Their standard time limit for customs clearance and return is human time Ten years. But as far as we know, no one has ever been able to do it smoothly without any twists and turns, so most people generally spend about 20 years in this world."

Well, it's useless to say anything now, there are no other men who can be summoned, and it is impossible to let those fire masters come down to clear the field immediately, so my top priority now, should I chat with some tentacle emperor? A few words, delay for a while, so that the host of the flame will finish the customs clearance procedures and come to clear the field and destroy the world?

Your sister, it's really awkward to wait for someone to go through the exit procedures in the whole world, how awkward you think!

But no matter how awkward it is, this time-delaying thing has to be done!

Just when I was talking to the guidance system, the tentacle emperor on the opposite side explained incoherently for a long time. After finding that he couldn't explain clearly that he was not a poor emperor, he finally got angry and gave up explaining. The wailing started calling those messy tentacles again, trying to end the conversation between us.

I hurriedly yelled: "Wait a minute! I haven't finished talking yet, why are you in a hurry to move?"

All the tentacles stopped, and the tentacle emperor yelled at me: "Why should I tell you such nonsense, I'm going to kill you right now, you little ignorant creature who dares to offend my dignity! You paid the price of your life for the violation of me before! And the beauty you carried on your shoulders, that is mine, mine, mine! Take your hands off her, how can you desecrate what belongs to me thing!"

I said, "Don't worry! It's yours, so sooner or later it's yours, and you won't be able to run away. As the old saying goes, it's your life if you win it! See, the whole world is yours here. Where can a tiny and ignorant creature go? You are the supreme ruler of the Miracle Tree Realm, are you still afraid to say a few words to me? What's more, what I'm telling you is not nonsense, but very useful business Look at you, when the emperor treats you like this, I am ashamed of you, I really can't stand it anymore, so, before you kill me, let me guide you, how can you be a glamorous Gorgeous and powerful, the real emperor! First of all..."

Before I finished speaking, I suddenly saw a black shadow flashing behind the tentacle-type emperor. The black shadow flashed so fast and disappeared in a flash, so that I almost suspected that I had an illusion.

But just after the shadow flashed by, the tentacle emperor suddenly roared again!

496 Chapter Yan Ling

"Shut up and stop talking, go to hell."

The emperor of the tentacles roared angrily, and threw a lot of tentacles to stab me.

I hurriedly yelled: "Wait a minute, wait a moment, I still have something to say. Just say one more sentence, can't you just say one sentence? Guaranteed to be the last sentence!"

The movement of the tentacle emperor was a pause, but the black shadow that had flashed before appeared behind him again.

After the black shadow flashed past, the emperor didn't say a word, all the tentacles moved, and they crazily inserted towards me in a mess.

I was so frightened that I quickly used teleportation to dodge, but I didn't dare to hide far away, because Wei Qingshuang was standing in the distance, if I ran near her, it would be easy to implicate her.

Continuously moving within such a small range, you have to dodge at the same time, the difficulty is indescribably high, that is, a superman like me, the Flash, who is also an immortal body and a King Kong body, not to mention the speed, even if he is stabbed twice occasionally, he will not die Only in this way can it be done, change someone else, and insert it into a sieve every minute.

"You are the emperor, the supreme existence in the entire miracle tree world, how can you keep people from talking? Just say a few words if you see me, let me say a few more words, okay, you can interject later."

"I won't be fooled by you again." The emperor was obviously a fan of the roaring leader, and he didn't need to speak in a normal volume, yelling every sentence, "You are not talking to me to delay time, but You are using words to influence me, right? You always say wait a moment, wait a moment, that is a spell, whenever you say these two words, no matter how much I want to stab you to death, I will unconsciously Stop and listen to your useless nonsense. Now that I understand your intentions, I will never give you another chance to influence me."

"Yo, do you still know Yan Ling? Do you watch Dragon Clan too? I like to watch it too, but I don't like Lu Mingfei as the cowardly protagonist. No matter how powerful he is, he still has no courage in his bones. I like Senior Sister better. , Dare to love, dare to hate, do what you say, of course, the small entanglement is also the author's fault. Hey, the three main characters, who do you like? Look, it's rare that we two have the same preferences, why don't we just shake hands and make peace? , Sit down and discuss the latest awkward plot, what do you think? You may not have the chance to catch up with the latest updates in another world, but I can lend you a look. I have a genuine copy in my phone that cost money .Hey, why don't you talk? Killing is nothing more than a small drop, even if you fight, it won't delay talking, right?"

In fact, I can see that the emperor really wants to talk to me, because every time I finish a sentence, the emperor's tentacles will pause for a while, obviously wanting to stop and talk to me, but every time this Sometimes, a black shadow would flash behind him, and every time the black shadow flashed, the emperor would give up the idea of ​​talking to me, and concentrate on stabbing me with his tentacles.

I can't bear it anymore, we are here to engage in a life-and-death contest openly, although there is a lot of nonsense, but it is also a life-and-death duel, what's the matter with that monster who always flashes back and forth, "Hey, the one behind, say you Well, it's you, the guy behind who doesn't even dare to show his face, what are you doing floating around? If you want to be the mastermind behind the scenes, at least show your hands, look, you don't even dare to show your hands, you hide your head and show your tail What kind of hero are you? I said you, not the one in the back, but you, the emperor. I said you are the emperor, as the emperor, the supreme ruler of the entire Miracle Tree world, do you have no idea at all? Just listen to the one in the back The guy of unknown origin talks to you, you believe what he says, and you do what he says! After all, are you the emperor? Or is he the emperor? You are his puppet, in fact He is the real ruler of Miracle Tree Realm, otherwise how could you be so obedient?"

"I'm not a puppet." The tentacle emperor couldn't hold back, and roared again.

Oops, as long as he is willing to answer the conversation, it's easy to talk, but I'm afraid that he will be bored and refuse to talk, then there is no way to chat.

While moving and hiding at high speed, I have to talk and fight for time. I am also very tired. Although we are immortal and King Kong is not broken, the tentacle is very strong. If I accidentally poked it, it still hurts. It hurts.

I quickly went on to say: "Aren't you a puppet? No way, I think you look alike, or why is that black shadow, how can you believe what I say, and won't let you listen to me, it's what he said, tell me what I said It's the speech spirit, he must have said it, if I could speak nonsense, I would have summoned a big fireball to kill you in a few minutes."

As soon as I said this, I suddenly heard a sharp whistling sound in the air.

With the sound of howling, the temperature rose sharply.

The red light of the spicy eyes suddenly filled the entire range of sight.

I looked up in astonishment and looked up.

Originally, the space above the head was covered by layers of criss-crossed thick pipes that looked like cobwebs, so it couldn't be seen at all.

But now, these pipes are rapidly shrinking, withering, and cracking, as if the building was shaken and collapsed rapidly in an earthquake, and the pieces are falling like raindrops.

The red light is coming through these withered track gaps.

Soon, the sharp whistling sound was mixed with a violent breaking sound.

The red light is getting stronger and stronger, and the temperature is getting higher and higher.

The whole world is shaking violently!

And all this happened in the blink of an eye.

Then, the next moment, a huge fireball shattered the layers of pipes and entered the arena with a bang. It hit the tentacle emperor's head with a bang, and directly smashed the emperor out of his shadow.

The fierce flames, like the raging tide of a tsunami, rushed in all directions, and everything they passed was reduced to ashes.

Sister, is my mouth cursed?How to say a fireball is a fireball.

I was really taken aback. I might not be afraid of such a strong flame, as an immortal and indestructible King Kong, but Wei Qingshuang over there would definitely not be able to bear it. Although she can die and come back to life, she will come to a different world with me , to do a mission to save mankind, and it didn't go well, so he died twice first, which is really unreasonable.

I swished to Wei Qingshuang's side, without saying a word, I threw her on my shoulder, picked her up and ran away.

Just like that, Wei Qingshuang was still holding up his mobile phone to take pictures there, and shouted in great surprise while taking pictures: "It's so exciting, there are so many twists and turns, this time is really the right time, and you still have to call me if something like this happens in the future."

Say hello to your sister!

Next time there is such a mess, I won't come!

Isn't it just to ask for a spring of miracles to go back and save mankind?It was a simple matter. I prepared money and experts to lead the way. I bought it and turned around. How could there be so many messy and inexplicable guys coming out to hang out?Could it be that this is actually a conspiracy by Singularity Corporation?

After I ran two steps, I heard the pleasantly surprised voice of the guidance system ringing in my ears, "Master, the Lord of Flame is here, don't be afraid, you don't have to run, after you defeated him back then, you signed a contract to avoid injury." Contract, no matter how strong he is, he can't hurt you a single bit."

This big fireball is the Lord of Fire?

My men?

It seems that it is really powerful!

I didn't know in my life that I could defeat such a powerful guy, and even trained him as a subordinate, so I was pretty awesome before!

Then the question comes, why is it so bad at the beginning of this life?

Could it be that my basic personality in this life is to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger?

It's just that the time to play the role of a pig will be a bit long!

I was running while thinking about it, when a big bump suddenly bulged on the surface of the pipe in front of me!

Chapter 497 Lord of Fire

In the blink of an eye, the big bag has risen to the height of fifty or sixty percent of a building, and it has a tendency to continue to expand. Before the tentacles are born, it shows a face, opens its mouth and yells at me: "You don't talk about it!" A credible villain, a despicable and shameless inferior creature, you just used the word spirit, and you said to summon a fireball to blow me up, so you summoned a fireball to blow me up! I have nothing to do with you. spell……"

Brother, we are enemies in a life-and-death duel now, what happened if I summoned a fireball to blow you up?What's the matter with your deceitful and abandoned tone of voice?I got goosebumps hearing that!

Well, should I explain to him that it's just a coincidence?

But before I opened my mouth to explain, and before the emperor finished speaking, a tide of flames rushed over and pushed him to the ground!

Although I was startled by the sudden appearance of the emperor and stopped, so that I was overtaken by the frenzy of flames, but when these waves of flames passed by, they automatically and consciously bypassed me, carefully and far away from me, as if Afraid of running into me.

Sure enough, it can't hurt me. If I knew this, why would I run so hard? It makes me tired!

I hurriedly stopped to catch my breath, and put Wei Qingshuang off my shoulders.

Wei Qingshuang looked at the frenzy of flames passing by us, and was extremely surprised, "Why doesn't the fire burn us?"

Haha, just waiting for you to ask this sentence, it's time to pretend!

I pointed to those flames, and said with great air: "Of course they won't burn me. This is my little brother, I summoned to help just now! How is it? Awesome, awesome, admire me, hahahahaha!"

Wei Qingshuang curled her lips and said, "What's so awesome about this? You have to find a helper even in a fight, what are you so good at? The really good ones, like Superman, always do it by themselves, without a younger brother."

Your sister, in fact, you are jealous that I have such a strong little brother.

I was about to say something to her, but before I could speak, a guy jumped out of the surrounding flames and a group of fiery figures jumped out.

These guys are not very tall, only a little over one meter, and they don't even have a face, but they are so fierce that they jump and run towards Wei Qingshuang one by one with their teeth and claws.

Wei Qingshuang was startled, and hid behind me, screaming, "Didn't you say it was your little brother? Why did you come to me?"

Yes, they are my little brothers, but I am not familiar with this little brother, who knows what kind of nerves they have?

Seeing the flame villain approaching, I quickly shouted: "Stop it all, what do you want to do? If you don't chase the emperor's ass and burn it, if you don't go to destroy the world, why are you here to harass the beauty? This beauty is too You guys can harass me, believe it or not, she blew herself up in minutes and blows you up to nothing?"

My words were quite good, the Huo Xiao people stopped immediately, looked at each other, then at me, then at Wei Qingshuang, and all turned their heads back.

The flames behind suddenly flickered, and another one came out.

The one who came out this time is tall enough, at least three meters, and unlike the little flame man who came out before, his face was blurred. This one not only has clear facial features, but also has a strong body. The vest line of the muscle mass can be clearly seen, and there is also a head of flowing long hair. When he walks out, it will flutter without wind, and he is a bit eager for a young literary youth to appear on the stage.

As soon as the long-haired literary flame man came out, he bowed deeply to me, which was obviously very polite, then stood up, pointed at Wei Qingshuang who was hiding behind me, and shouted angrily: "The dignity of my lord cannot be violated. Hurry up and apologize to my lord, or you will be burned to ashes."

Wei Qingshuang retorted unconvinced: "Who are you? We two are close buddies who live and die together. What's the matter if I talk back to him? Don't laugh at him, I just want to pat him on the head. Do you think he will be angry?" After she finished speaking, she really slapped me on the head twice.

Your sister, you really do what you say, so you do what you say, why don't you become a tyrant?

I was furious, grabbed her with my backhand, and slapped her buttocks twice.

Well, it feels good in the hand, and the flesh is very elastic. No wonder the bus satyrs in the movie like to touch it.

Well, that's not the point!

The point is, she unexpectedly patted my head inexplicably, and she patted me in front of my little brother.

My dignity, fell to the ground and smashed into pieces!

"What are you taking pictures of? Don't you know the old saying? A man's head is a woman's waist, so you can't touch it!"

Wei Qingshuang covered her buttocks, and said dissatisfiedly: "Why are you spanking my butt? Since a man's head and a woman's waist are corresponding, I slapped your head, so you should touch my waist. If you are not convinced, you will touch my back instead, and hit me indiscriminately." butt?"

Hey, do you think I dare not?

Without saying a word, I reached out and touched her waist.

I can't feel anything through the clothes, and I can't understand the old saying, what does it mean that a woman's waist cannot be touched?There's nothing special about touching it.

Wei Qingshuang looked at me dumbfounded, "You really touched me."

I said, "What you said, didn't you let me touch it? You let me touch it, so why be polite to you? But it doesn't feel like touching, it's just normal, that's it."

Wei Qingshuang looked at her waist, and said unconvinced: "Such a thin waist, you can't feel it even if you touch it, so you're still not a man."

I was even more unconvinced, "Is it not a man if you touch your waist? If you don't feel anything! This shows that you are not attractive enough, and you can't even seduce me, a little boy who has never seen the world!"

The long-haired literary and artistic flame man interjected, "Could it be because there is no skin touch through the clothes, so there is no feeling? This feeling comes from contact, and it needs skin-to-skin contact. desire. In the film I watched, everyone touched each other with their clothes off. How could you two touch each other with clothes on? Otherwise, try to touch one after you take off your clothes."

That’s right, what you said makes sense. I’ve seen those movies before. They always take off their clothes without saying a word. After taking off their clothes, they touch and kiss, and then enter an indescribable situation. .

Hey, wait a minute!

What are we doing, why are we discussing such inexplicable topics?

I turned my head and asked the long-haired literary flame man: "Hey, who are you? What are you doing here?"

The long-haired literary flame man flicked his long hair, and the flames flickered in his head, "Master, I am your most loyal subordinate, Lord of Flame. I came here at your summons. Came here."

I was surprised, "You are the lord of flames, you actually look like a human being, not a ball!"

The long-haired literary flame man, "..."

"Actually, my main body is that huge flame sphere over there. This is just my external incarnation, but you can take my current image as me. This is the incarnation image you personally designed for me back then."

I understood, nodded and said, "Oh, so you're still a ball, so I'm relieved."

One of his subordinates is still made of flames, so handsome, he came out to steal the scene, believe it or not, I will beat you into a pig's head?

The guidance system reminded me in my ear: "Master, he has already cleared the field, quickly ask him for the pine wood nematode, release it, and continue to the second step of destroying the world!"

Yes, we are destroying the world now!

We are now dealing with the nasty tentacle emperor!