Entertainment: For the first time in this life so many lyrics

I couldn't even look at Linghua anymore, so I patted Xu Zeng on the arm behind him!

Come here to be on the show, 017, you are joking with Mr. Guo, are you really not afraid of death?

It’s not a rumor or anything like that, just say that Mr. Guo’s apprentices at the scene, you’re not happy with what you tell them, it’s not a problem for them to ask the apprentices to chop you up every minute, do you believe it? !

"cough……"

After the laughter, Xu Zeng also knew how to measure, coughed lightly, and said:

"All right, no kidding, just be serious."

Seeing this, Old Guo next door rolled his eyes and heaved a sigh of relief, then said solemnly:

"Back then Xu Zeng answered me with three words, saying..."

"Lazy, let's go!"

Lao Guo said these three words almost word for word.

"Ha ha……"

When these three words came out, the people in the scene and the audience friends couldn't help laughing again.

Many fans of Xu Zeng typed on the bullet screen in the live broadcast room:

: "Don't say it, this is really Xu Zeng's style of doing things!"

: "Lazy! You can lie down and never sit! Haha... It's him who is right!"

: "I don't doubt the authenticity of these words at all, just because of these three characters! Haha..."

……

To be honest, the story (bhae) of what Lao Guo said is too strong, and it is too long ago, so many people don't particularly believe it.

After all, it's common for Lao Guo to talk about cross talk, and it's a common thing to talk about life and death.

He is still a storyteller, and telling stories to others is commonplace!

Some of you may wonder if this is what Lao Guo said on purpose for the effect of the program. In fact, there is no such thing as inviting Xu Zeng to the Deyun Club at all!

but!

When Lao Guo said these three words!

Everyone will no longer doubt it!

because!

Seriously!

"Too lazy to go" these three words, really only he, Uncle Xu Zeng, can say it!

and……

According to Xu Zeng's personality and state during the time of the Phoenix group, he would really really... really say "too lazy to go"!

You want to!

During the period of the Phoenix group, Xu Zengzuo was chic, free and easy, and moist? !

I don’t have to do anything all day long, just go on the show with Linghua Houtou, sing a few lines of “Stay”, one day I’m in a bad mood and I don’t want to go on stage, even if I step off the stage and come back, no one will notice!

That's it, half of the performance fee!

But what if I went to the Deyun Club?

Needless to say, before the sudden emergence of Deyun Club in 05, there was really nothing worth seeing, and people who went to Deyun Club more or less had to have some background in cross talk and opera.

Let's not talk about anything else, you have to recite Guankou, right?You have to learn the lyrics of Taiping, right?

Xu Zeng has no similar foundation, Lao Guo just likes his temperament, reaction speed and explosiveness, and Xu Zeng went to learn according to his inner meaning.

study?

Is this not a joke? !

Our Uncle Xu is living a nourishing life in the Phoenix Group!

To go to him, you have to learn, practice, and study hard?

Let's not talk about anything else, let's take an actual case as an example!

There is an old man who runs a fishing restaurant. He usually opens the shop in the morning and goes fishing and drinks tea in the afternoon.

Some people will ask, old man, you can clearly open a store in the afternoon and evening during the peak period to make more money, why don't you do that?

The old man's backhand is a torture of life. What do I do to make more money?

The man replied, of course it is for retirement in the future, to go fishing and drink tea, leisurely and elegant.

The old man is happy, now I can go fishing, drink tea, and have a leisurely and elegant time!

That person misfired on the spot!

This is called the state of life!

Don't judge others by your own standards!

Now let's go back to Xu Zeng's point of view!

At that time, he could sit back and enjoy the success of the Phoenix Group, how comfortable is it to be lazy?

I worked so hard to go to the Deyun Club, but for what?It is also for laziness and leisure in the future.

So Xu Zeng was able to spend his days leisurely at that time, and he will be able to spend his days leisurely in the future, so why go to the Deyun Club so hard? !

In other words: what is he plotting? !

He has to figure something out, right?

Is it difficult to spit out the back and read the words?

Or do you want him not to take a shower?

joke!

It can only be said that Xu Zeng lived a clear life early in the morning!

After traveling through time, the protagonists of some novels either suffer bitterly and hate deeply, or turn into a horse with fighting spirit, or my son has the appearance of a great emperor!

What's the use?

Kuhaha has practiced for so many years, and Kuhaha hibernates just to pretend to slap his face, what is he trying to figure out in the end?

Isn't it just to enjoy the supreme life of so many heroines in a down-to-earth way?

Xu Zeng can enjoy that kind of life from the beginning, so why is he still struggling?

No need!

This is the correct way to open time travel, okay? ! !

……

"Ha ha……"

At the scene, after a lot of laughter and laughter, Lao Guo said bluntly:

"So to be honest, I can't believe it when I see him so... glamorous today."

yes……

I really can't believe it!

Back then, Xu Zeng was rather lazy, he didn’t want to do anything, he just wanted to be a salted fish. Lao Guo couldn’t think of it, what made him suddenly motivated?

And mentioning this...

Maybe Xu Zeng's fans know it well, maybe Xu Zeng himself knows it too, but it's a bit hypocritical to say those words.

Xu Zeng just smiled slightly and said:

"Maybe it's because I'm so idle, I have nothing to do when I'm full, and I'm bored, so I just play casually."

As soon as Xu Zeng said this...

"Fuck..."

Many people immediately showed a speechless expression, wishing they could chop off his expression!

Should I say it or not, Xu Zeng's words really attract hatred!

When you are full and have nothing to do, just play casually and become a superstar?

How embarrassing are you for those little artists who are still struggling on the [-]th line, my friend!

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Chapter 253 Dazzling Skills and Explosive Golden Sentences

: "hetui! Xu Zeng is really shameless!"

: "... You didn't know until upstairs? It was the first day you met Xu, a scumbag?"

: "Xu Zeng: face? What is that? Is it a meal?"

: "Hahaha... It's easy for Xu Zeng to attract hatred like this!"

: "Afraid of farts? Our Xu Zeng is just telling the truth!"

: "That's it!"

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In the barrage area, netizens also expressed that they couldn't laugh or cry, they can only say that Xu Zeng's wave is still in the ozone layer!

And I have to say that Xu Zeng's fan stickiness is a bit scary now. Most fans' maintenance of Xu Zeng has reached a terrifying level. Don't let people say bad things about him!

This is a good thing and a bad thing-.

Anyway!

Versailles, Zhao Hate, traits like this, I wish they would soon become the exclusive label of our Uncle Xu!

But should I say it or not, Xu Zeng also has the confidence to go to Versailles. If it is someone else, it is not Versailles, it is blind and arrogant!

and……

It is undeniable that in Xu Zeng's words, there are some reflections of reality, which are not completely Versailles.

That is……

Xu Zeng said that he was full and had nothing to do, so he just played casually and had his current achievements.

seriously……

It seems to be true!

Xu Zeng may be like the old man in the above metaphor, fishing and drinking tea all day long, leisurely and having fun, every day like this, day after day, it's a bit annoying to do.

Suddenly I was full and tired of playing, and I wanted to open the shop in the afternoon!

What can you do to others?

After all, the store is owned by others. They have stores. If they want to open all day, they can open it all day.

Using the same analogy, Xu Zeng may have been happy to dawdle before, but later he became bored with dawdling, and something temporarily made him want to take the entertainment industry and his star career a little more seriously.

Then he went and did that!

It was so easy, and he became a superstar today!

Is there something wrong?

No problem!

I didn't do that before, just because I don't want to, doesn't mean I can't!

Please note: the more salty people are, the more chic and casual they are!

The labels of chic and casual have always been the most obvious in Xu Zeng, okay?

……

"Hahaha……"