Entertainment: For the first time in this life so many lyrics
So many lyrics for the first time verse 209
: "King Xu Geng! It has to be you, King Xu Geng!"
: "Using QQ... Hahaha... Is this showing your tenderness?"
: "Haven't you heard that? We all use QQ after 00!"
: "Xu Zeng is using what he said just now to smash it. He just said that he was just born in [-], and now he uses QQ for everything. !"
: "It can only be said that this wave of our teacher Xu Zeng no longer stays in the atmosphere, but has risen to the ozone layer, okay?"
: "Hahaha... This burden is overwhelming! It is indeed a golden sentence maker!"
: "It's hard to imagine how many golden sentences Xu Zeng can create!"
: "King Xu Geng! Chong Chong!"
……
Chapter 251 The correct way to open the serious three characters who misfired in the past
Xu Zeng's title of "King of Terriers" is now confirmed!
Needless to say, Xu Zeng's wave is indeed in the ozone layer. Earlier, when Lao Guo said that they met on the show a few years ago, he said that he was just born, and secretly hinted that he was young and not that old...
Now it’s straight up that we all use QQ, and secretly hinting that the post-00s don’t use V letters, which echoes the previous hint that I’m young!
One sentence, one stalk, directly detonated the audience!
"Oh!!!"
Even some of the staff at the scene, including Director Yan, couldn't help being amused by Xu Zeng, and cheered for him one after another!
"Hahaha……"
Not to mention this group of characters, each one is getting more and more excited!
Xu Zeng was such a burden, and they applauded repeatedly when he said it. You know, even if they are talking about cross talk, they usually can't think of this kind of stalk, let alone use it!
And among netizens...
We, Xu Geng Wang, made a "Brother Zeng doesn't work hard, brother Zeng has a hard life" before, and turned around and made a "use qq", just this trick and golden sentence to create frequency, let alone Xu Zeng Alright, just choose another celebrity, everyone likes it, okay?
"You guys! Look at it! Are you ashamed!"
Upon seeing this, Uncle Qian'er resolutely said:
"Singing is the main business and not a comedian. The burden of being a human is stronger than that of you. Learn from everyone!"
Uncle Qian'er is serious about what he said!
To be honest, if you get rid of the few Yunzike and Hezike people who talk about cross talk in Deyun Club, many of the remaining cross talk talkers are hard to listen to.
Take Qin Xiaoxian as an example, yes, there are many fans, and the virtues are top-notch!
But what he said in cross talk is really fragmented, and it can't be entered into the elegant hall!
Why do people invite Meng Hebo and Yue Yunpo to many programs, and ask them to go on stage to talk about cross talk?
Because many organizers know that they have spoken well, they can hold out, and they won't stand in the cold!
And when they invited Qin Xiaoxian, at most they let him sing and sing as a guest, never talking about cross talk!
Because what they fancy is only Qin Xiaoxian's traffic!
Not only Qin Xiaoxian, but the rest of the Deyun Club, including many popular actors, need to study hard!
As Uncle Qianer said, look at Xu Zeng, he is not a cross talk talker, nor is he a comedian, at most he is half a comedian!
The main business is singing, singing so well!
The burden of others is much louder than their gang!
The most commendable thing is that Xu Zeng's baggage is almost coherent!
This is where you need to learn!
"Hmm...`~..."
These apprentices actually listened to what the uncle said.
I have to say that they only heard about Xu Zeng's title of "non-staff member of the Deyun Society" before, and they didn't think much of it. At most, they thought Xu Zeng was more stalking and considered a comedian, but they really got together to talk about cross talk with them. , the burden is not necessarily ringing myself.
Can!
See you today!
It's really a long experience!
Xu Zeng's serious, relaxed and casual state of saying the funniest things is already worth learning for half a lifetime, okay?
"Oh...this Xu Zeng, I like him so much!"
Lao Guo even patted Xu Zeng on the shoulder with a look of admiration. The word "too" is particularly prominent in this sentence!
I really like Xu Zeng so much!
他 说:
"Actually, many friends may not know it. I said it when I was doing the show a few years ago. If Xu Zeng wants to talk about cross talk, our Deyun Club welcomes him at any time. If he wants to come, he will be my peer."
This is true!
Xu Zeng's funny talent and his state are really a natural personality!
There is no need to deliberately stand!
Old Guo, he can't do anything else, he is more accurate in judging people!
Of course, needless to say, the traitor who quit the society in the early years, who hasn't had the time to look away?
When Lao Guo first saw Xu Zeng, he felt that Xu Zeng was a man who kept his secrets, was in good shape, had emotional intelligence, could talk, play tricks, and adjust the atmosphere...
If it weren't for the fact that the two of them were almost the same age, and that the Phoenix group debuted and became famous earlier than him, he really wanted to take Xu Zeng as his apprentice!
Cherish talent!
"I'll go... Is there such a saying?"
Hearing this, the group of people from Deyun Society couldn't help casting envious glances at Xu Zeng. You must know that there are very few people who have made old Guo Xi come to this point after so many years!
Seeing this, Xu Zeng couldn't help laughing and said:
"Did you hear that? You almost have a senior uncle."
"Ha ha……"
Everyone laughed out loud, saying that Xu Zeng is really rude!
"Then why did Teacher Xu Zeng not come to our Deyun Club?"
Meng Hebo was quite curious and asked Lao Guo a question.
Bringing up this past...
"Oh... this..."
Lao Guo shook his head, showing a heavy expression, looked at Xu Zeng, the two looked at each other and smiled, Lao Guo said:
"At that time, I sincerely sent an invitation to Teacher Xu Zeng, and then Teacher Xu Zeng replied to me with three big characters!"
"Which three?"
Everyone looked at Lao Guo curiously...
Lao Guo was thinking that his expectations were full, and he opened his mouth to say something...
Who knew that Xu Zeng next door pointed at Lao Guo ahead of him and said:
"."roll!"
Guo Degang: "..."
"puff……"
"Hahaha……"
Xu Zeng's actions and his words at this time are really too funny!
Lao Guo's old face is dark, okay!
: "Xu Zeng really doesn't see the outside world!"
: "It's like recording a show at home, you can say whatever you want, haha..."
: "It's rare to see Lao Guo recording a show with others for so many years. Look at Lao Guo's face, hahaha..."
……
The laughter continued.
"go with!"
Old Guo's face darkened, he waved his hand to signal Xu Zeng not to make trouble, and then stretched out three fingers to indicate:
"Three characters! Three! Do you know how to count?!"
"Hahaha……"
This remark caused a burst of laughter again, yes, the old man Guo clearly said that it was three characters, and Xu Zeng said "fuck off", isn't this a joke?
"Oh yes yes yes, three! Look at my memory..."
Xu Zeng also imitated Lao Guo's Beijing accent, and then made the action just now again, pointing at Lao Guo and shouting:
"Get out!" (De Zhao)
"I you..."
Lao Guo almost burst out with that foul language!
The old face turned black!
"Hahaha……"
Everyone at the scene couldn't stand up laughing!
Said that after so many years, I really haven't seen Lao Guo being cheated like this, okay?
"Hey, hey, haha... For so many years, I have never seen my master being dragged into such a trap."
Yue Yunpeng said so. He has been with Lao Guo for a long time. He was one of the first thirteen Taibao of Deyun Society Yunzike, okay. Even he said so, which is enough to show how rare this trip is!
In other words, Xu Zeng was the only one. If it was someone else, he really didn't have the ability to dig a hole for Lao Guo!
Lao Guo belongs to the kind, the kind that he can push you into the hole you dug!
There used to be a hostess who insisted on asking about a topic related to "spring", but Lao Guo backhandedly pushed the hostess with fried eggs and tomatoes into the hole, so he didn't dare to shout, okay!
Xu Zeng's is too good!
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Chapter 252 Tea party solo solohetui please start casually and I will sing along
: "Hahaha... Teacher Guo made Xu Zeng so angry that he couldn't do it!"
: "Xu Zeng is really too mean, especially if he dares to say, how dare someone else talk to Lao Guo like that?!"
: "Well, after all, Guo Degang's status in the circle is getting higher and higher as Deyun Society becomes more and more popular. Most people dare not make jokes about him."
: "Xu Zeng is different. Xu Zeng's status in the music and entertainment industry is only higher than that of Guo Degang. This is obvious to all!"
: "So in fact, it's the most interesting jokes made by people with the same status. If it's unequal, many people dare not say it!"
: "Damn... Do you think that Xu Zeng is the kind of person who looks forward and backward? Even if he is not of equal status, what should Xu Zeng say or say!"
: "Haha... also!"
……
Xu Zeng was very angry with Lao Guo, and Lao Guo said that no one has ever suffered from this sulking in the past two years!
But should I say it or not, the more Xu Zeng is like this, the more Lao Guo appreciates him. If there is no joke or burden, why do you think Lao Guo likes such a person?
"Be serious!"
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