I slay evil gods in a strange world

"You don't want to spitting blood," he would never admit it.

"Blood spit?"

She was slightly taken aback, and then her eyes became more and more weird.

Chapter 2

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I saw that the milk tea she drank seemed to overflow a little on purpose.

Then that pink tongue rolled the sticky milky white milk tea into it.

It seems a bit extra astringent...

"If you want me to squirt blood, you are not qualified~"

She lightly touched Si Wuwei's lips with her index finger, then walked into the school with a smile.

Si Wuwei, who was left with a dazed face, just stood there.

"Blood spurting...?"

He muttered, as if he suddenly figured out something, and his face turned red.

"This guy's rank is a bit high, I'm afraid he can't play with her, so let's find Yingying..."

He looked at the back of sweet and spicy sauce and said to himself.

He sloppily dragged his luggage to complete the enrollment procedures, put the luggage back to the dormitory, and ran out sloppy.

The roommates spend a lot of time with each other, but the girls are completely different.

Si Wuwei quickly ran downstairs to Yingying.

She was full of energy and even bouncing towards Si Wuwei.

There is also a bear schoolbag on his back, a typical kawaii style.

"Let's go." She smiled happily.

The two walked into the dining hall like a couple.

Since it is the first day, there are not many canteens open, but it is enough.

"The school said that it is not allowed to ask auntie what kind of meat it is, what kind of meat do you think it is?" she asked curiously, blinking her eyes.

"Really? The school has said such a thing?"

Si Wuwei asked a little puzzled, but he didn't know anything about it.

"Yeah, you also said that there is no broth in school, and if you see broth, don't drink it. Does that sound weird?"

She whispered in Si Wuwei's ear.

"Aren't you fooling me?" Si Wuwei was a little panicked.

You know, he is a time traveler.

Travelers will not have smooth sailing, and there will be some problems more or less.

The most panic is that his system has not received the account, so he is not very confident.

He only hopes that his story is a cool one, not abusive ones, let alone dark ones.

He can't stand it...

"How can this fool you, haven't you received the information from the school?" She asked suspiciously.

"No."

"It's strange, how could you not have it? Our roommates all have them. They all said that the school made it up to bluff people for the sake of order. They plan to stay up tonight and try to see what happens."

Yingying was a little puzzled by Si Wuwei's words, and she even looked at Si Wuwei suspiciously.

During the conversation, they have come to a "delicious #meat" cafeteria.

Among them, "#" was painted out, and the painting was very thorough.

Can't make out what was originally written.

"I don't know why I didn't." Si Wuwei spread his hands helplessly.

【Your brain thinks that this matter is not that simple, he decides to try what will happen, and speaks out loudly with his mouth. 】

"Auntie! What kind of meat is this!?"

Si Wuwei suddenly said loudly uncontrollably.

now.

The whole cafeteria fell silent...

Si Wuwei was dumbfounded after he finished speaking. It was as if 1 electric shock rods had been slammed into his chrysanthemum. His whole body was numb from the inside out, from his feet to his scalp.

The huge cafeteria was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop, and the anxious atmosphere was a little awkward. Countless freshmen were stunned.

They stared wide-eyed, dumbfounded, and stared at Si Wuwei in a daze.

It's like seeing a person covered with cows, and I feel extremely shocked.

Even Yingying, who was beside Si Wuwei, froze and froze in place.

Seeing such an atmosphere, Si Wuwei decided to defend himself.

[The brain sensed that the cafeteria aunt didn't do anything through the sight of the eyes, and he decided to remind the cafeteria aunt again, and continued to speak with his mouth. 】

"Damn old woman, I'm asking you something, what are you doing with a stick like a log, believe it or not, I'll cut you!"

Yingying: "?"

Everyone: "..."

Aunt:"…………"

boom!

A terrifying thunder exploded in everyone's mind instantly.

It directly "hummed" everyone's brains.

The expressions on their faces could no longer be described as shock, it was as if they had seen a ghost.

Yingying has been completely petrified, and has become a statue stuck in place.

The slightly opened mouth, the stiff body, and the dull eyes.

It is a true portrayal of everyone present.

Si Wuwei was also dumbfounded, he panicked, completely panicked.

This situation is not good at first glance, the school rules will not use such a stupid way to restrict students and maintain order.

Because people have rebellious psychology, coupled with strong curiosity.

The less you let him do it, the more he will do it.

Therefore, when this stuff is written into the school rules, it will not play any role in maintaining order.

Then he still wrote it in, and the result was only one...

"No, no, no, that's not what I asked, I... I'm..."

【The brain felt that your actions were a bit too cowardly, so he decided to stand up instead of you, and said with his mouth. 】

"Hey, smelly old woman, I'm asking you something, are you dumb? Hey! You still dare to look at me! Are you trying to look at me?"

Si Wuwei: "..."

"Why the hell can't I control my mouth!"

Si Wuwei yelled, and raised his hand to slap himself with a big mouth.

After all, this convulsive mouth must be taught a lesson.

Otherwise, if you let him continue messing around like this, there will really be big problems!

He just raised his hand when he froze all of a sudden.

【Mouth: This is what my brain made me do! ! ! 】

[Hand: Don't worry, I won't accidentally injure friendly troops! 】

"boom!"

I saw that Si Wuwei slapped the glass of the cafeteria with the hand he just waved.

[Eyes: That old woman is staring at me! !What do you guys do! 】

[Mouth: Good brother, leave it to me! 】

[Face: I'll make up the expressions! 】

[Hand: Don't worry, brothers help you vent your anger! 】

[Spine: I'm also here to join in the fun! 】

Si Wuwei slowly turned over the hand that was hitting the glass, and put away his fingers except the middle finger.

He leaned back slightly, with his head raised high, his nostrils facing each other, his lips slightly raised, and his eyes were extremely provocative and said:

"Hey, you old bastard, you're not only dumb, you're also hard of hearing, right? Do you believe I'll take your eyeballs out and make tea?"

Chapter 3 Wouldn't It Be So Much Refreshing

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at this time.

Si Wuwei's heart is dead.

He's like a bystander.

The body, and even the right to speak are completely out of control.

The whole person is controlled by something like a puppet.

In this case, not to mention that there is a problem with the fucking academy, even if there is no problem with the academy, he will inevitably suffer a severe beating.

After all, Si Wuwei's current appearance, even he himself can't stand it anymore.

If he hadn't been able to control his body, he would have jumped out and beat himself up.

Except for the freshmen in the cafeteria who were already stunned.

There were also some cheerful freshmen who just came in, and they joined the ranks of the "three, two, and one wooden men" in such a situation, and they all stood there stupidly, motionless.

Those who didn't know thought this was some kind of horror body wax museum.

After Si Wuwei regained control of his body, he became the only active person in the cafeteria, and the others were already dumbfounded.

Si Wuwei carefully adjusted his figure.

And took back the hand with the middle finger up.

An awkward yet polite smile appeared on his face.

And the canteen aunt in front of her was emitting dark purple mist all over her body.

At the beginning, there was only a little bit, but as the fog became thicker, her body changed dramatically.

Her head seemed to be pulled out by something.

The entire head, together with the neck and spine, were pulled out a large section.

Bai Sensen's spine wriggled from side to side like a centipede, with bloody fresh meat hanging from it.

The eyeballs of the head were also pushed out, and the two eyeballs looked like some kind of snake, with a trace of flesh and blood nerves constantly wandering in the void.

Her body became extremely bloated, but her two hands did the opposite, becoming extremely dry and slender, like dried beef, covered with wrinkles.