Author of "I Slay the Evil God in a Weird World": I just want to cook

Summary:

The evil spirits of the old days descended, causing strange surges, constant disasters, and the world was in jeopardy.

Just as everyone was running for their lives in a panic, Si Wuwei suddenly stopped in place uncontrollably.

【Feet thought you were too cowardly to run away, and stopped without authorization. 】

[Zi said that he has never seen such an arrogant one!He wants the other party to recognize his own position! 】

"Hey! That bald, stupid dog! Your grandpa, I'm going to cut off your damn tentacles and grill them into squid skewers!"

Si Wuwei: "Damn it! Why is this broken mouth screaming without control! That's the evil god of the past!"

heard.

The people who were still running stopped and looked sideways.

Si Wuwei looked directly at the evil god, raised his middle finger, and had a mocking look on his face.

"This guy shouldn't be crazy! That's a world-destroying weirdness! The extraordinary organization has disintegrated and run away! What is this person doing!"

"He may think that it would be more honorable to die like this, what a hero! I really admire it!"

"Tuigui, isn't this too brave? It's okay for him to look directly at the evil god, and he even mocked the evil god!"

[Your brain thinks that guy is too pretentious, he decided to take over control of his body, and he wants to teach him a lesson! 】

all of a sudden.

Si Wuwei disappeared in place.

He directly grabbed the evil god and slammed it furiously towards the sea.

A tsunami of thousands of meters swept across immediately.

"Go back to your bottom, here, I have the final say!"

Everyone: "I'm so shocked!"

Tags: science fiction time travel rebirth personal growth funny

Chapter 1

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"This is... a school?"

Si Wuwei fell into thought as he looked at the beautiful and beautiful gate in front of him.

"Have I time-traveled? But why don't I have any information about my previous life? Where the hell is this?"

He was dumbfounded and a little overwhelmed.

In my impression, he seems to have been planed by the re-driving of life.

He died very simply, and he didn't have time to convey any pain. In the blink of an eye, he was here.

It was quite sudden.

He simply looked around, the ratio of male to female was 3:7.

"Forget it, as soon as it comes, it's safe."

He closed the corners of his slightly raised mouth and walked in excitedly.

Relying on his 18 years of experience in his previous life.

There is no problem in grasping the young and beautiful girls in it.

He scanned the group of young students with vicious eyes, and soon found a little loli with twin ponytails and Lolita clothes.

Carrying a mountaineering bag full of things on the small body.

I have a larger suitcase in hand.

At first glance, he needs the help of a passionate man like Si Wuwei.

Just as Si Wuwei was about to leave, he suddenly discovered that there were two other criminals beside Little Lolita who seemed to have the same plan.

Immediately, he frowned slightly, dropped his luggage and started off in a catapult.

At an exaggerated speed, he rushed to the little loli before the two men.

Seeing the resentful gazes from the two men, the corners of his mouth immediately raised three points.

"Hi, are you a freshman too?"

Si Wuwei asked with a smile on his face.

Little Lolita froze for a moment, her big watery eyes were full of doubts.

After scanning Si Wuwei for a while, he responded with a smile: "Yes! Are you too?"

"Right, didn't your parents send you here? A little girl carries so many things."

While speaking, he took off the little loli's hiking bag on his own.

"How embarrassing, you should have a lot of luggage yourself?" She said anxiously.

"My luggage has been packed, and now I'm going out to buy some daily necessities. It's okay, no trouble, just treat me to a meal later."

Si Wuwei smiled brightly, giving off the feeling of a big brother next door.

"This... well, I'll trouble you." She blushed a little, as if she was shy.

"I have a big appetite. You have to be mentally prepared. It's too late to regret it now."

Si Wuwei couldn't help teasing as he pulled the suitcase with his mountaineering bag on his back.

"Hey, I don't regret it, I don't regret it, I worked a summer job, and my pockets are bulging, just enough to digest food."

The little loli also responded interestingly.

The two of them entered the academy while walking and chatting.

just.

The mountaineering bag behind Si Wuwei was slowly pulled open by something.

…………

"Okay, I'm here in my dormitory, please wait here for a moment, I'll come down after putting away my things."

She smiled and took Si Wuwei's hiking bag and suitcase, and walked into the elevator.

Si Wuwei waved his hand with a smile, found a stool at random and sat down.

After chatting along the way, I learned that the little girl with double ponytails is named Yingying.

The family conditions are not very good, and there is no time to send her to school, but she has no complaints, and she also takes a winter job to make up for her living expenses.

"Looking at the situation, what kind of city should I travel through?"

At this time, Si Wuwei turned on the phone excitedly, wanting to see how many years it is now.

However, the information I got was 3056. After searching the calendar, I found that all the so-called holidays had disappeared.

This made Si Wuwei a little vigilant, "Since it's not an urban class, and I can't get information gaps, there should be something different about high and low, right?"

As a time traveler, if there is nothing true, I will pull my hips.

But he is not in a hurry, and needs to understand slowly.

After all, parallel worlds, some world games are very backward, some world music is very backward, and some world movies are very backward.

All in all, there should be something different about him.

Just as he was thinking this way, there was a sudden "ding".

"The system is stuck?"

After waiting for a while, there was no other sound, and he became puzzled.

After a while, his phone rang and vibrated.

It was an unfamiliar number, and he answered it without thinking.

"Hi, are you Si Wuwei's classmate?"

A gentle female voice came from the phone.

"It's me, may I ask who you are...?" Si Wuwei asked without knowing why.

"Did you lose your luggage?" she asked.

It was only at this time that Si Wuwei realized that he had just left his luggage at the school gate and came over to help Yingying, and almost forgot about this...

"Ah yes, did you find my luggage?"

"Yes, it's at the school gate, come and get it quickly."

"Okay, I'll come over now."

After hanging up the phone, Si Wuwei discovered that there was an unread message, which read [Sweet and spicy sauce requested to add you as a friend. 】

The profile picture is a pink and tender Two-dimensional girl.

"The 'ding' sound just now is not because the system has credited the account, but because she is adding me...?"

This guy should be the girl who called Si Wuwei just now.

After he clicked to agree, he sent a message to Yingying: "I have something to go back to the dormitory, I will come to you later, you can come down again."

Yingying: "Okay~ Hurry up and come back soon."

…………

10 minute later.

Si Wuwei came to the school gate with two cups of milk tea.

Quickly found that sweet chili sauce.

It was a pretty girl with pink hair.

A short white T-shirt is paired with a short pink skirt, her skin is as white as jade, and her figure is even more graceful.

Straight male harvester belongs to yes.

But Si Wuwei just shook his head and adjusted his state to the best.

After feeling Si Wuwei's gaze, she slowly turned around with a smile on her face.

"I'm sorry to trouble you for waiting so long."

While speaking, he handed over the milk tea in his hand.

The woman seemed a little at a loss, she quickly waved her hand and said, "It's all right, it's just a matter of little effort."

"It's easy for me to do this." Si Wuwei took her hand, put the milk tea on it, and made him hold it. He said with a smile, "The second cup is half price."

The woman was slightly startled, then covered her mouth with a light smile and said, "Okay, okay, thank you for the milk tea."

She had a beautiful smile, and she had a feeling of first love, which made people unable to look away for a while.

"You're welcome, you should thank me." He blurted out.

"What?" She was slightly taken aback.

"Uh...I mean, you are so good-looking and kind, there should be many people chasing you, right?"

"Oh?"

She squinted her eyes, and the gaze that shot out from her eyes seemed to see through Si Wuwei.

"Why...?" Si Wuwei felt a little uncomfortable with her weird eyes.

"Did you just say something that wasn't quite right?" she asked.

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