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Lin Xiaoxian let out a breath, he saw Lin Xiaoshu's face gradually faded into a misty crimson color, he wondered why, it turned out that he couldn't help but want to act like a spoiled child again.
"Tell me, what reward do you want?"
"It's very simple...Brother, I want to sleep, so you keep calling my name...until I fall asleep."
"..."
What a strange request, Lin Xiaoxian smacked his lips, never coaxed him to sleep like this before, right?
"Little book..."
"..."
He tried to shout once, twice, Lin Xiaoshu gradually closed his eyes, under the faint light, his eyelashes trembled slightly:
"Little book..."
"elder brother…"
Lin Xiaoxian didn't actually shout many words, following a few murmurs, Lin Xiaoxian saw that the redness of her cheeks seemed to be getting deeper and deeper, and her body was wriggling restlessly, followed by a burst of blush. A strange voice sounded faintly.
buzz-
hum-
The strange humming seems to have a specific frequency, like Morse code, first two short bursts, then a burst that lasts a little longer, and then repeats...
cell phone?
earphone?
Lin Xiaoxian was startled, at first he thought it was the current from the earphones or the phone was vibrating, but after listening carefully, it didn't seem to be the case. When he was about to ask Lin Xiaoshu, he was surprised to find that the video had suddenly been hung up.
"This is... asleep?"
Lin Xiaoxian on this side was at a loss, while on the other side after a few minutes, a few tender white fingers gripping the pillow towel tremblingly, then slowly loosened, leaving behind a wrinkle stained with fine fragrance of sweat...
"...Xiao Xian...I love you...I love you as much as she does..."
343 The Unrestrained Niece
dang dang-
"Little book, little book!"
"!!!"
The knock on the door suddenly reminded Lin Xiaoshu that he trembled in fright. He clamped his cute legs tightly, and stretched out his hand to wrap the quilt around his body:
"Who...who!"
"This silly boy... Tuantuan can't speak human language, who else in the family besides me?"
Hearing Lin Xiaoshu's reply, the door of the room was swung open with a creak, and then two balls of big white buns crept in through the crack of the door.
Without a doubt, it was Mu Changqing.
"Auntie, you started again..."
Lin Xiaoshu blushed when he saw this nasty little aunt, and covered his face with his little hand from under the quilt.
"Hee hee... It's spring now, it's hot just after taking a shower... and Xiaoxian is not here, what are we two girls afraid of?"
"That's not OK."
Lin Xiaoshu looked at the two spots of blush dotted on the white steamed bun from between his fingers, it was almost like the kind of birthday peach made by the master chef in the restaurant.
And it’s not the one-for-one kind, it’s Shoutao plus!
look at yourself...
"Auntie, don't dress properly! I'll sue my brother!"
"what…"
Mu Changqing pursed her mouth resentfully, and she didn't know why her niece suddenly lost her temper.
"Okay... I'll wear it right away..."
On the surface, Mu Changqing was "threatened" to compromise, but in fact he was a little complacent, saying that today is different from the past, and his nephew now dare not demand her so harshly.
There is a saying that people are short-handed and soft-mouthed when eating people.
If Lin Xiaoxian still dares to flirt with his aunt like before, then the aunt will feed him some "snacks" to make him soften his mouth, and he will definitely be embarrassed to yell at her~
Mu Changqing had such wishful thinking, and then his complexion gradually became strange:
"Xiao Shu, why is there... a strange smell in your room?"
"Where...how can there be..."
Lin Xiaoshu's forehead was covered with a layer of sweat, and he stared shyly angrily:
"Auntie! Go back and put on your pajamas when you're free, and sleep honestly. What time is it!"
"But you smell it, there is a... smell of rosin..." Mu Changqing rested his claws on the doorknob, his delicate nose twitched, really like a squirrel smelling the scent of pine.
"What kind of rosin, I didn't smell it anyway, the next door must be lighting mosquito coils, you made a mistake!"
Lin Xiaoshu was naturally very ashamed when he heard someone describe his taste. He lay down carefully and covered his face with the quilt:
"Auntie, are you okay..."
"Oh yes!" Mu Changqing came back to his senses, "I just came out of the shower and saw Tuantuan looking through the refrigerator."
"Flip again?"
Lin Xiaoshu was shocked, and then angrily:
"I stole bacon from the refrigerator the day before yesterday and beat it. Is it still obedient?"
"Ugh…"
Mu Changqing leaned against the door frame helplessly, hugging his arms in front of his chest:
"Actually, I don't think it's disobedient, it just doesn't listen to us."
"us?"
"Yes! And it gradually knows that we are reluctant to hit it hard, so it doesn't take us seriously!"
This is also helpless, for the attitude of cats, stupid human beings will always let the three views follow the five senses, like a soft big ball of hair, scratching their heads and posing like a pretty widow with still charm, even if they commit a crime again It is absolutely impossible for people to have the heart to clean up a serious mistake.
"When you put it that way, Tuantuan really seems to be like this..."
Lin Xiaoshu thought for a while, and agreed with Auntie's words.
There are no tigers in the mountains, and the monkeys are kings.
There is no Xiaoxian in the family, and Tuantuan will also be called the king.
Since Lin Xiaoxian left, Tuantuan seems to be a lot more arrogant than when Lin Xiaoxian was around, stealing dried fish, grabbing toilet paper, or doing things in the middle of the night.
"Auntie, do you think brother can really speak cat language?"
Lin Xiaoshu remembered that in the days when his brother was at home, he never had to hit Tuantuan when he taught him a lesson, and he seemed to be able to understand it when he had a normal conversation with Tuantuan, and sometimes he even quoted scriptures.
This kind of operation that once made Lin Xiaoshu feel speechless, but it works every time, as if Tuantuan really understands the great principles he said.
"Good cats don't block the way", "cats are magnanimous, and puppies look good", Tuantuan listens sincerely to Lin Xiaoxian's solemn teaching every time, squatting obediently, just like the students in the classroom.
Mu Changqing thought for a while, then had a flash of inspiration, and snapped his fingers silently:
"Actually, when it comes to cat language, I think of a late-night show I watched in Hawaii before."
"Late... late-night show?"
Seeing the stunned Lin Xiaoshu's little face start to turn pink, Mu Changqing blinked to react, and quickly explained:
"What are you thinking, Xiaoshu? Not all late-night shows abroad are like that."
"Which... what kind... I didn't think about it..."
"Hmph! You must have thought of those cartoons you watched!"
"No [some]! I've only seen one..."
Lin Xiaoshu made weak rebuttals embarrassingly, and looked down at the quilt falteringly.
This is the truth, for Lin Xiaoshu, one is indeed enough.
That kind of "scary" cartoon, only one related to her brother is enough for her to use for a long time.
"The late-night show I'm talking about is called "yatFrHell"..."
Although Mu Changqing's Russian is very stuttering, after all, he has lived in an English-speaking country for a long time, and he speaks English very smoothly, and it is rare to be able to maintain the original soft and pleasant voice:
"...This "yatFrHell" specially invited a cat behavior expert to train all kinds of particularly disobedient cats. In one episode, he chatted with a manic English short for two hours. After the chat The cat immediately changed its sex and became docile, it's amazing!"
"In other words, cats and humans can really communicate in language?"
This shows that Lin Xiaoxian is indeed extraordinary, he can hear what cats want to express, and Tuantuan is even more extraordinary, he can understand human words.
"Where is Tuantuan now?"
"I shut him out of the balcony."
"Then let's be like brother this time, let's try to communicate with it in words."
"Okay~ It feels quite challenging, so get up quickly~"
"Uh-huh."
Lin Xiaoshu was about to lift the quilt when he heard the words, but he immediately covered it again as soon as he raised his hand, almost breaking out in a cold sweat.
"What's the matter?" Mu Changqing continued to lean against the door frame "uninterested", looking at the flustered niece in confusion.
"No... just..."
"Eh?"
Before Xiaoshu could finish explaining, Mu Changqing interrupted suspiciously again, pointing to a piece of white plastic wire that had just been turned out of the quilt:
"Xiaoshu, what kind of thread is this?"
"!"
Lin Xiaoshu's brain went blank at this moment, almost shutting down, but then suddenly remembered that the "stationery" he bought was wireless, and the heart that he lifted up instantly fell back, and dragged out the white wire that auntie pointed out :
"Auntie, don't be surprised...it's just an ordinary charging cable..."
"Oh, you bought it new, I said why it turned white..."
After the calm episode, Mu Changqing was very leisurely, and seemed to continue to stay at the door to watch Lin Xiaoshu get up, which made Lin Xiaoshu very depressed:
"Auntie..."
"Here~"
"Go out and get dressed first, you want to get cat hair all over you later?"
"Yeah...hehe, I'm used to it, I forgot to be naked..."
Mu Changqing stuck out his tongue embarrassingly, and just left for a second, then quickly turned back, scaring Lin Xiaoshu who was holding the toilet paper again:
"Auntie, are you going to wear it or not!"
"No, no, I just guessed suddenly, what is the smell of rosin in your room~"
Mu Changqing also has a quirky side, when he smirked with deep meaning, he was just like the adult version of Gu Xiaoyan, like a big fox.
Lin Xiaoshu felt uncomfortable being stared at by his aunt's smirk, quietly took a deep breath to suppress his tense heartbeat:
"what…"
"Hmph~ Auntie doesn't know what to say, but Xiaoshu, you have to know that some things are like poison, even girls, you should pay attention to restraint..."
"..."
Lin Xiaoshu really wanted to return these words to Mu Changqing intact, but in the end he could only hold back in his heart, nodding silently, the tips of his ears were dyed into two pink cherry blossoms.
344 Home leave construction team lacks one
"What? Family leave?"
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