I really don't want to read

"Yes, it seems that the physical quality education in your No. [-] Middle School is doing well."

"Teacher! This is survivor bias! Brother Xian can't represent all the people in Second Middle School!"

Guo Long, who had been watching for a long time, learned how to use it, throwing out the new nouns he just learned from the Internet, and sure enough, two girls came over curiously and asked:

"Old Guo, Lao Guo, what is Survivor Deviation?"

"This, actually means..."

In fact, Guo Long likes girls to call him by his nickname, because when he says it quickly, it seems to be calling him husband. Sometimes when it sounds obvious, he will reply "wife" with a cheap face. I was punched by many girls in class.

This kind of behavior is naturally risky. If you play well, you are Crayon Shin-chan. If you don’t play well, you are a wretched man. Fortunately, Lao Guo’s appearance is rather naive, and he is more inclined to Crayon Shin-chan, so after a long time, everyone will take advantage of him verbally. Things just don't matter.

In short, no matter whether it is "survivor bias" or not, the physical education teacher herself doesn't care, what she cares about is Lin Xiaoxian:

"Student Lin, with your physique, have you considered taking the pilot test?"

"Pilot? Military or?"

"I don't know about this. Anyway, there was a student in our No. [-] Middle School last year. His grades were poor, but because of his good health, he passed the pilot's medical examination, and then all the teachers in the grade gave him key tutoring..."

The physical education teacher praised Lin Xiaoxian while telling the story, as if he had forgotten about the truancy:

"...Do you think this physical fitness is very good, the biceps, trapezius, abdominal muscles, leg muscles..."

"Cough... that... Teacher, you can say what you want, don't start it, I'm ticklish..."

Lin Xiaoxian reminded in a low voice, and the female Amazon warrior suddenly came to her senses and moved away the "salty pig's hands" that had been unknowingly placed on Lin Xiaoxian.

And Lin Xiaoxian is quite knowledgeable. He probably only saw this kind of female teacher in internet jokes or foreign news before, but today it is really...

"Seventh Middle School is considered outstanding..."

Lin Xiaoxian complained, but luckily the female Amazon warrior was "restrained" and did not do any other superfluous things, nor did she find a reason to leave Lin Xiaoxian alone after class, and engage in some outrageous behavior such as teaching after class.

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In the next two days, Lin Xiaoxian, who entered the "abstinence mode", became more honest at night, and the ten towels outside the 203 bedroom never increased.

Even less.

It wasn't because it was dried and put away, but because Gu Xiaoyan took it away and threw it away.

After learning about this, Lin Xiaoxian felt that the fruit of his labor was wasted:

"Since they are going to be thrown away, why should I wash them so hard..."

"What do you know, you pig!"

Gu Xiaoyan wondered if the childhood sweetheart had turned into a childhood sweetheart, and pressed his fingers hard on his temple:

"Those are your girlfriend's towels, with the special smell from your girlfriend because of you. If you don't wash them, just throw them into the trash bag. Don't you think it's rude!"

"Uh... well, I was wrong." Lin Xiaoxian felt that it made sense.

"Also, Xiaoxian, what's going on with you these two days? You don't come at night... It's fine if you don't come to see us, and you run to 202 from time to time... I said, you can't be having an affair with Teacher Xia, right?"

"Damn, what are you thinking..."

Regarding the question that Gu Xiaoyan raised suddenly, Lin Xiaoxian was also quite helpless. He pretended to say to Xia Luoqiu that day, "I will have less contact with you in the future", but these two days he couldn't let it go. He was also infected by Xia Luoqiu's persecution paranoia, and whenever he thought of that bastard changing his dressing by himself, he always worried about any accidents.

When it is serious, it even thinks of the kind of accident inside.

So in the past two days, he would spend some free time at noon, evening, and after school to help Xia Luoqiu change her dressing, feed the cat, and sometimes bring food and so on.

"Don't blame me for thinking too much, everyone thinks so, Xiaoxian, please take care of yourself... There are more girls around you, in some ways, it may also be a kind of pressure on yourself..."

"Well, I know it in my heart, don't worry, my dear."

Lin Xiaoxian nodded clearly, he knew what Gu Xiaoyan was referring to, and he was not the only one who considered the family situation of his girlfriends' parents in the long run.

Beyond that, there is the matter of money.

According to Lin Xiaoxian's previous calculations, he feels that the money on hand and in the next two years is still not enough, and the two popular novels under his name have not yet received news of IP adaptation.

Not to mention movies, TV series and animations, even comics, audio dramas and other things haven't come out yet. He asked the editor, and the reason involved the huge capital competition behind the two literature stations.

For Lin Xiaoxian, he didn't know whether it was good or bad, so he could only wait and see what happened. By the way, on Friday night, he added 20 chapters to the two books respectively, which made readers on both sides squint their mouths and eyes.

In fact, he can do more, but it is different to use a mobile phone to code words in the dormitory. After coding the last chapter of life, a video call came over.

"Little book?"

342 Strange Humming

Because it was the last semester of the third year of junior high school, before Lin Xiaoxian came to No. [-] Middle School, he was worried that his clingy younger sister would miss him too much, so the two made an appointment. Every night before going to bed, Lin Xiaoxian would say good night to each other on QQ before going to bed. Have a good exchange of feelings on the weekend.

And now it's 11:[-] p.m. on Friday night, and it's time for brothers and sisters to exchange feelings.

"Xiaoshu, can you see it?" Lin Xiaoxian waved his hand in front of the camera on the phone.

"Yeah, I can see it."

On the other end, Lin Xiaoshu's eyes were filled with joy:

"elder brother…"

"Ah."

Lin Xiaoxian responded with a chuckle, Lin Xiaoshu looked at his familiar eyebrows, listened to his gentle tone, the little heart that was full of only his brother began to weaken uncontrollably, he squeezed it and it was a little bit fresh after washing. To see my son's wet ear hair, I have to call him one more time delicately:

"Brother~"

"Okay... are you ashamed, acting like a baby through the camera? Brother has goosebumps."

Lin Xiaoxian was very relieved to see her younger sister's face was puffy again, and her voice was full of waxy sweetness. At first, she was worried that her mood would continue the inexplicable depression before. Back to normal, the lively and lovely sister is back.

Thinking of this, Lin Xiaoxian rummaged around the pillow while putting the phone on silent.

"What are you looking for?"

The tacit understanding between brothers and sisters allowed Lin Xiaoxian to know what Lin Xiaoshu on the screen was talking about from his mouth movements even if he had no voice.

When there is no sound, the picture becomes the main body. On the screen, Lin Xiaoshu's ruddy mouth is babbling, like a washed tomato, soft and tender, cute and juicy, making Lin Xiaoxian smile.

"Found it, headset."

Lin Xiaoxian showed the white earphone in his hand, plugged it into the phone, and his sister's voice sounded again:

"Brother, do you go to bed so early in the dormitory?"

"Where is it, today is Friday, and I haven't slept yet."

Lin Xiaoxian glanced at the other three beds. Li Daoyu and Zhang Deshun were also wearing earphones and playing the game. The two high school seniors also took a break from their busy schedules, hiding under the covers and watching American dramas they had accumulated for several weeks.

"Oh... you are looking for headphones, I thought it was because you were afraid of disturbing your roommate's sleep."

"No no no..."

Lin Xiaoxian shook his head, moved his face closer to the camera, and whispered softly:

"I just don't want them to listen to what you said about acting like a baby to your brother..."

"Brother...you are so stingy..."

Lin Xiaoshu wrinkled his little nose happily, because he liked him a little bit "stingy", so that he could firmly grasp every bit of his love and affection, and engrave every bit of it into his brother's DNA.

"Brother, these days, you don't think I have..."

"This is not nonsense."

"Oh bro~"

Lin Xiaoshu twisted his body dissatisfied:

"It's too perfunctory, please speak carefully."

"say what?"

"Say you miss me...and think about it every day."

"Okay, I miss you, I miss you every day... Speaking of which, how have you been studying these days? Didn't you just get lazy because I wasn't here?"

Lin Xiaoshu should be sitting on the bed at this time. When he mentioned studying, his little face collapsed in an instant, and he leaned down on the pillow behind him in frustration. The smooth and slender shoulders and the black shoulder straps of the small vest unintentionally revealed a girlish charm. For a moment, Lin Xiaoxian recalled the night when Lin Xiaoshu suddenly asked for a kiss, and his mind was in a trance.

"Brother! You are so moody!"

"Uh... what?"

Lin Xiaoshu's resentful accusation made Lin Xiaoxian wake up from the strange feeling.

"I opened a video and talked about studying as soon as it came up... Are you worried about me, or do you actually miss me at all?"

"Well... After all, you're going to take the high school entrance examination in two or three months..."

Lin Xiaoxian can't put all his hopes on the one in hand, that thing is a support after all, and his real strength is the basis for it to play a role.

"Then you should put less pressure on me during the video. Am I not self-conscious enough when it's time to study?"

Lin Xiaoshu's rhetorical question made Lin Xiaoxian at a loss for words, but it's true, the younger sister is indeed a relatively self-conscious child, and she always knows how to be self-disciplined when it comes to things that have nothing to do with her brother.

For example, the iPad that Lin Xiaoxian bought for her, except for watching iQiyi and surfing station b last semester, it is all used for memorizing wrong questions, learning English and looking up information this semester. The word software was turned on, and I was memorizing words while soaking.

"Okay, brother is worrying too much, let's relax and chat."

"It's almost..."

Lin Xiaoshu muttered, then raised his eyelids:

"But I don't have much to talk about here. It's just like that in class. As for the family...Brother, don't you call your aunt every day? You shouldn't need to relive trivial matters from me, right?"

"Also... also ha..."

Lin Xiaoxian was quietly embarrassed, and he couldn't say that in fact, most of Mu Changqing's calls with him every day were flirtatious calls, and he hardly mentioned a single word about the daily necessities at home...

"Brother, let me tell you about the No. [-] Middle School. There is a big difference between this place and the No. [-] Middle School. If nothing else, let's talk about the cafeteria..."

Lin Xiaoxian began to talk eloquently, chatting with great interest, but was interrupted by Lin Xiaoshu in the middle of the chat:

"elder brother."

"Ok?"

"Speak slowly, like telling me a story at home... okay?"

"no problem!"

A qualified elder brother must try his best to meet the requirements of his younger sister, so Lin Xiaoxian turned his body sideways holding the mobile phone screen, looking for feelings, and slowed down his speech.

"is this OK?"

"Hmm~"

Lin Xiaoshu smiled sweetly, and also slid down from the pillow. After lying on his side, he stared at the screen intently, as if he was lying on the bed, nestled in his arms, stared at him, and listened to him talking on his own. Tell stories by ear.

She was very attentive, jumped up halfway, and tried to take a curious look at the male owner who hadn't touched it for a long time, but was slapped down by Lin Xiaoshu.

"Meow!"

"If you bother me and my brother again, all the dried fish will be confiscated, go out."

"Meow……"

Tuantuan went out cursing, and then suddenly realized the moment he went out, if he took the opportunity to steal more dried fish and hide it, wouldn't he be afraid of her threat next time?

So, the witty Tuantuan cheerfully opened the refrigerator, while Lin Xiaoshu turned off the overhead light, leaving only a dim night light by the bed.

"Xiaoshu, are you going to sleep?"

"No...it's a bit dazzling, brother, you continue..."

After Lin Xiaoshu finished speaking, he didn't know what to do for a while. After a sound of opening and closing drawers, he lay back on the screen again, and continued to listen to Lin Xiaoxian telling her about Guo Long, Xia Luoqiu, and Teacher Shen...

Just talking, Lin Xiaoshu interrupted him again.

"Brother...I miss you so much..."

She whispered a little abruptly, her eyes watery:

"...Do you know...I really miss you...It's only been a few days...but..."

"Little book..."

"...Brother... Xiaoshu is very obedient. If you say you don't want to call me, I will not call...so...can you reward Xiaoshu a little bit now..."

"Of course you can."