My future daughter added me on WeChat, saying that the school belle is her mother

What's wrong with boys these days?

Didn't learn well one by one?

All right, big brother let alone second brother, he himself is not a good bird...

But, is it really good for your brother-in-law to talk to your brother-in-law about wanting to be a scumbag?

Are you afraid that I won't scum your sister? "Brother-in-law, I mean it."

Yu Xiaolong became more and more enthusiastic, "You can say that in this day and age, men are fickle and women are just as good, right? Regardless of gender, who hasn't had three or five partners before getting married? Especially girls nowadays It’s more expensive than boys, all kinds of nightclubs and bars, tsk, it’s so hard to find a better girl. Since there are so few good girls, what’s wrong with me being a scumbag, just let everyone be scumbags, right?"

right?

I think there is something wrong with your brain!

Ye Pingan was dumbfounded by what his brother-in-law said.

Of course, it's not surprising that Xiaolong has such an idea.

It is really the situation between young men and women today, as long as it is described in four words.

Horrible!

But as a future brother-in-law, Ye Pingan has the responsibility to let Yu Xiaolong have a correct view of love.

If he really dared to lead his brother-in-law on the path of a scumbag.

Probably Yu Xiaoyu would have to jump out and kill him first... "Do you know what a scumbag is?"

Ye Pingan smiled and said, "Are you 180 tall? Or are you very handsome? Have six-pack abs and mermaid lines? Have a good voice or can you dance? Which one is better at basketball, football, tennis and billiards? 3.8 hundred? Is it the king? Or has the king reached the glory rank?"

Yu Xiaolong: "..." What do you need to be a scumbag? "Then I'll ask you again."

Ye Pingan asked with a smile: "Do you have a house? Do you have a car? Do you have a six-figure savings? Do you have a monthly salary of 8 yuan? Do you have more than eight days of paid vacation every month? Do you spend more than [-] hours a day with girls?" "...it seems, no!" Yu Xiaolong was about to cry. "Then you have the nerve to say that you want to be a scumbag?"

Ye Pingan shook his head with a smile, "The job of a scumbag is not just for a scumbag girl, but besides not loving a girl, everything else is good. It can satisfy all the fantasies a girl has about a boy. Can you do it? ""

Yu Xiaolong was already dumbfounded.

Is it so difficult to be a scumbag? .

Chapter 202 The Difference Between Scumbag and Sea King (2 more)

Ye Ping'an discovered that the maturity of a man really has nothing to do with his age.

If the mentality is still a child.

What you do and think are childish.

For example, Yu Xiaolong in front of him.

"Well, I have five questions here. If you can answer three correctly, I will find a way to help you become a scumbag and teach you all the routines of a scumbag. What do you think?" Ye Pingan said with a smile.

"Really?"

Yu Xiaolong was puzzled, "But brother-in-law, you are younger than me, are you sure you can teach me?" Can I teach you?

Ye Ping'an was almost overjoyed.

A scumbag male rank, in his eyes is the floor scum.

You actually asked a Neptune if he could teach you to be a scumbag.

Are you sure you're not joking?

"Don't worry about this, as long as you can pass the questions I asked, I can make you a scumbag."

Ye Pingan said softly, "But if you answer my question wrong, I don't ask you anything. Just be a simple man and have a good relationship." "Okay."

Yu Xiaolong nodded, "Then brother-in-law, you ask." "The first question. 19"

Ye Pingan asked: "What kind of person needs to go to the hospital every day?" "Patient!"

Yu Xiaolong blurted out, thinking this question is too simple, right? "wrong."

Ye Pingan pouted, "It's a doctor!" Yu Xiaolong: "..."

"The second question."

Ye Pingan continued to ask: "A black man married a white man. Will the baby teeth they give birth to be black or white?" "It didn't bother you."

Ye Pingan nodded, and looked at his brother-in-law like an idiot, "But, are you sure the newborn baby has teeth?" "..." Yu Xiaolong was dumbfounded. "The third question."

Ye Pingan asked: "Why do tigers eat raw?" "Ah, this..." Yu Xiaolong thought carefully.

If this question is wrong again, it will be over.

After thinking for a long time, Yu Xiaolong said uncertainly, "Because it is a carnivorous animal, it can only eat raw food by nature. If it is cooked food, its digestive system can't stand it?" "It makes sense."

Ye Pingan grinned, "But, have you ever considered that it's not that it doesn't want to eat cooked food, is it possible... that it can't light a fire, or that it can't cook?"

"..."

Yu Xiaolong almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Can tigers cook? !

"Brother-in-law, you don't pay attention. This is just a brain teaser, right?" Yu Xiaolong almost cried. "That's right, you can't even turn your brain around, and you still want to be a scumbag?"

Ye Pingan shook his head with a smile, "Do you know that you want to be a scumbag, or even a Neptune, shuttling around women every day. Your brain must always be in a state of operation, you must know what they are thinking, and you have to figure out what to do." Satisfy their ideas, and make them happy and happy. Only in this way, they will willingly let you scum them, otherwise, you can scum them? Really think that women are fools, idiots, you just pretend to be Damn, if you act rich and handsome, they will sleep with you and let you do whatever you want?"

Yu Xiaolong was silent.

Women are idiots, fools?

Certainly not, if you have such thoughts, then you are a real fool!

If you want to play around with women, you don't have any IQ, can you do it?

Just being rich and handsome can push women across the board?

Are you kidding me?

It can capsize and drown you in minutes!

"Do you know what the real scumbag and Neptune are?" Ye Pingan asked seriously. "I……"

Yu Xiaolong smiled wryly and shook his head, "I don't know!" He was already sure that he didn't know.

The rank is too low, and I am not qualified to know.

"There are two types of scumbags. One is because they are dissatisfied with material life, and their hearts are weak and dare not accept the reality. They are also good-looking and attract many opposite sexes. They don't want to refuse, and they often want to get something from women. What, a constant relationship, wanting to simply take revenge on a woman, can be called rubbish in the world."

Ye Pingan disdains, "But no matter what kind, they are all for the purpose of deceiving a woman, or even a few women, so that women can enjoy short-term happiness and leave when they have had enough fun. In the end, they are hated by all kinds of women, which makes many A woman is sad, and there will be no good end."

"Then... what is Neptune?" Yu Xiaolong humbly asked for advice.

Scumbags are so ruthless.

What kind of ruthless Neptune has to be? "Neptune?"

Ye Pingan was stunned for a moment, and smiled wryly, "I can make every woman who has been with him always remember him, even though they know he is so bad, shameless, and fickle, they still can't forget him. Even knowing that there are other women around him If you get a woman, you will always love him and don't want to leave him. However, there are two kinds of Neptune. One is that he will not fall in love with any woman, but in the end, he will spend his whole life in love with a woman, and the love is earth-shattering .The other way, he will spend his whole life falling in love with all the women he fell in love with, only the ending..."

"What's the ending?"

Yu Xiaolong was shocked, and 517 questioned him.

He can understand the ending of the first Neptune, and it seems normal.

So what will be the ending of the second Neptune? "I have no idea."

Ye Pingan sighed and shook his head blankly, "I want to know the answer too!" "Brother-in-law, what kind of man are you?"

Yu Xiaolong was not an idiot, he looked at Ye Pingan quietly.

A man who knows the scumbag and Neptune so well.

What kind of man will he be?

Think about my elder sister following this man.Yu Xiaolong shuddered a little... "Of course I'm a good person."

Ye Pingan grinned, "Don't worry, I really like your sister, and I want to live my whole life." Yes, I also really like Youwei, Han Wu, maybe my younger sister, and... good girl!

I am also working hard to be gentle with them, so that I can spend my whole life with them until my hair is gray and my face is old.

Feelings and love are actually a gamble.

Win, stay together for a lifetime, grow old forever.lost...

No, I, Ye Pingan, will not lose!

I am absolutely against letting them become the most familiar strangers.you……

It will definitely become a scenery that I can’t get enough of on the road of life! .

Chapter 203 Brother-in-law, You Are Really Not Human (3 more)

I hate my father for not having a surname Li, and hate my father for not becoming a gangster.

This is a famous saying, but it is often slapped in the face.

People always look at the world with false prosperity, which sometimes makes you sad, sometimes makes you angry, and sometimes makes you happy...

Ye Ping'an felt that when a man got a big aunt, he would sell sanitary napkins by himself.

Definitely making money...

It's a pity that now he has to temporarily become a life mentor to teach his brother-in-law how to pursue girls and have a simple love affair.

As for whether the brother-in-law can find the love of his life and lie in the grave of marriage, it depends on his own good fortune.

"To chase a girl, first of all you have to distinguish between what is chasing and what is teasing."

He took the cigarette from his brother-in-law Xiaojing and lit it. Ye Pingan took a sip and said with a smile, "Pursuit is needless to say. Now we boys understand another word, which is called teasing girls. There is a big difference between chasing and teasing, for example , we saw a cute kitten, and some people jumped on it when they went up, trying to catch it, but the cat would run away. Let’s be together, the girl will definitely refuse, this is chasing, this is an honest person. But it won’t. But if you take a fish, can’t the kitten be unable to bear it and want to get close to you?”

"Well, yes, that's right!"

Yu Xiaolong nodded sharply, "Then how to get closer to the girl?"

Although he knew that women were not cats, there was nothing wrong with Ye Pingan's analogy, on the contrary, it was very real.

"It's easy to get closer to a girl."

Ye Pingan smiled and said, "For example, you ask a girl to go to the movies, and you go to buy food and drink when the ticket is about to be checked. It doesn't matter what you buy, the important thing is that your hands are not empty at this time. Etc. It’s time for the ticket inspector to ask you for a movie ticket. Not only are you getting closer, but you have already become intimate. This is the habit of intimacy between men and women. When the distance is close, when the habit becomes natural, you say , is it difficult to pursue something?"

"But the premise is that there must be a girl who can watch movies with me."

Yu Xiaolong felt that he already understood.

But the problem is, he still doesn't have a girl who can watch movies with him.

"What do you need your brain for?"

Ye Pingan hated iron and steel, "Don't you have any more attractive classmates? After leaving school, you haven't met any good girls? Even if you don't have you, you can go to a place full of beautiful women, like a library , coffee shops, shopping malls, everything is casual, so it’s not good to get to know each other? Will WeChat shake nearby? Will QQ nearby groups be found? Can you check any nearby groups? There are too many art-loving groups, isn’t it? Especially in some gourmet groups, [-]% to [-]% are girls, will you join the group? As long as the network is large, it is difficult to get out of the order? If it is yourself Lazy, I didn't want to look for it, so pretend I didn't say it!"

"Uh!"

Yu Xiaolong laughed awkwardly, "Then if I see a group of beautiful young ladies on the road, how can I strike up a conversation?"

"Easier."

Ye Pingan said with a smile: "Just stride forward, walk up to the target you are optimistic about, wait for three seconds, and then tell her... Learn about swimming and fitness? Believe me, this kind of contrast that mobilizes emotions, Xiao The sisters must be confused. But because they are confused, you have already succeeded in half. At this time, you continue to say to all the girls in front of you, I actually want to meet one of you girls, do you mind? ?Generally, people who don't think it's a big deal will not mind watching the excitement, and they will laugh happily. Then, you ask the target girl, do you mind? Generally, she doesn't mind if she follows the crowd. At this time As soon as the wind turns, you ask her, do you want to? If this set of three combos continues, she will be caught off guard and basically stunned. As long as she has no partner, do you want WeChat or QQ, and if her friends are making noise, you should will give you."

"why?"

Yu Xiaolong couldn't understand, "Girls, aren't they all shy? Why would she give it?" "It's true to be shy, but girls are also creatures who love beauty. They are very similar to peacocks." Ye Pingan asked: "I know peacocks are best at What?" "What?" Yu Xiaolong asked stupidly. "They love to show off their beauty."

Ye Pingan explained: "Even if they are shy and timid, they also love to show off. Girls, especially in front of a group of friends, you clearly chase her, even if she is shy, at this time you are satisfied Her heart of showing off in front of her friends will make her very face and happy. So, they will give you some rewards, as long as your request is not too much, most of them will agree to you, understand?"

"Fuck!"

Yu Xiaolong swears, "Do you still have to play psychology when you're in love?" "That's nonsense."

Ye Pingan smiled and shook his head, "You don't even know what girls want in their hearts, and you can't grasp the key points. How do you chase after them? Why do straight steel men often die the worst? Because they don't care what girls think at all. Self-righteous thinking that I pursue girls, but girls don’t accept my pursuit, that’s the girl’s problem. They don’t think about it, you don’t even know what girls want, how many girls do you have if you rush forward abruptly? Will you agree? Unless you are very handsome and girls have secretly liked you for a long time, otherwise, a girl with a normal IQ, who would directly agree to your pursuit?"

"||Then, how can I hold the girl's hand?" Yu Xiaolong's face suddenly turned red. "Ha ha!"

Ye Ping'an was happy and confirmed that my brother-in-law is real steel, "This is also very simple. If you can meet a girl for shopping, as long as there is an obstacle in front of you, such as a trash can, a stone pier, or a telephone pole, you You have to observe, if you go to a place with many people. For example, when you go to the shopping mall on weekends, there must be more people, right? In shameless, the time of up and down, the time of lunch, the flow of people is the most dense. Show your man When the technology is up, you stretch out your arms to protect her, but no one else will touch her. But...others will touch you, right? Then you can't control your hand touching hers, Yes, it's not that you want to touch it, it's forced helplessness, we boys are always kind and unintentional!"

Yu Xiaolong stared at Ye Ping'an as if looking at a shameless monster. "Of course, if you want to be more shameless."

Ye Pingan grinned, and gave Yu Xiaolong a smirk, "Specially choose the commute time, take the girl you like to take the bus, squeeze the subway car. Put her in front of you, you don't need to touch her, on the bus Bumpy, when you stop and drive, she will touch you!"

Yu Xiaolong: "..." Brother-in-law, you are really not human.