It feels like certain plots in the novel are coming out.
Does it mean that I want to draw my sword for the beauties, and kill these scum who are going to molest women from good families as a hero?
Why do I pretend to be forced wherever I go? This is unscientific.
Then, Ye Pingan realized that he was thinking too much.
Until he and the three beauties walked out of the restaurant, the "successful people" just left the restaurant together, and there was no drama of bullies molesting and robbing women.
What a f*cking disappointment, you guys don't work hard.
Ye Pingan, who had been gearing up for 3.8 in secret for a long time, curled his lips.
Sure enough, TV dramas and novels are all deceptive.
Suddenly, a "successful person" walked up to Ye Ping'an, patted Ye Ping'an's shoulder with a smile, and whispered after approaching, "Little brother, are these beauties your girls?" Here, he Here comes the idiot who sent the rhythm. "Um."
Ye Pingan grinned, "Brother, do you have any opinions?" "No, no, no."
I didn't know that this 'successful person' didn't play cards according to the routine. He was a little embarrassed and embarrassed, and whispered, "Brother, you are good at picking up girls. Can you teach me some tricks. I have a favorite for a long time. Girl, I don’t know how to start, I’ve been having a lot of headaches recently!”
Ye Pingan:? ? ?
Are you serious, brother?
What about doing something?
this one? .
Chapter 172
Ye Pingan squinted at the 'successful person' in front of him.
Are you entertaining me? "What's wrong?"
Mu Youwei held Ye Ping'an's arm, her expression indifferent.
Ye Pingan was startled.
It was discovered that Xiaobao had transformed.
For a moment, the aura wafting from Mu Youwei's body had the illusion of being superior.
Well, this image is very suitable for Miss Hua Teng's identity.
Not only that.
The double E little sister has become the Bingshan little sister.
The senior sister also instantly became the cold and big royal sister.
The temperament of the three girls is a bit scary.
Looking at the 'successful person' coldly.
Ye Ping'an felt something was wrong.
Have my three girls misunderstood something?
Is this to protect him?I'm so...
Ye Ping'an almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
What, my image in the past was so unbearable?
Really soft rice, do you need a girl to protect you?
Before Ye Ping'an could speak, the "successful person" on the opposite side obviously felt the hostility of the three beautiful beauties, and quickly apologized, "Don't get me wrong, I'm just asking my little brother 19 about problems between men, there is no malice!"
"He really didn't mean anything."
Ye Pingan explained to the three women dumbfounded.
This is a tease! "Like This?"
Mu Youwei's eldest lady temperament dissipated in an instant, and she gave Ye Pingan a sweet look, "There is a shop next to it, let's go shopping for a while, you chat." "Okay."
Ye Pingan nodded, and watched the three beauties go to the mall, then turned his head as if looking at a funny young man, "What's your name, brother?"
"My surname is Wu, Wu Xiaogang."
The young man smiled and waved to a group of friends not far away.
Sure enough, they were successful people. The cars Wu Xiaogang’s friends drove when they left were high-end BMWs and Mercedes-Benz. They also had three sports cars. "Why do you want to ask me... to pick up girls?" Ye Pingan was very curious about the real purpose of the other party.
result.
The other party did come to ask him to pick up girls.
Do you believe it?
The two sat on the curb, and Wu Xiaogang began to complain about all kinds of bitterness.
This thing started half a year ago.
Wu Xiaogang met a beautiful woman who was very cold, very royal, and very successful.
Focus, single!
In Wu Xiaogang's circle, many people pursued this classmate Yu Jie frantically, but in the end it was fruitless.
Including Wu Xiaogang.
I don't know why, he is not like other men who are only greedy for Sister Yu's body, he really wants to marry classmate Sister Yu.
Here comes the problem. In the past, Wu Xiaogang had a lot of girls, who were famous outside, and slept with many young models, wild models, starlets and the like.
These things don't need to take the initiative at all, as long as they have money.
So Wu Xiaogang's nickname is very famous in the circle, and he was very proud in the past.
In the end, when he really met a girl he really liked, he realized how stupid the pride and complacency in the past was.
A girl who doesn't care about money or status, who the hell wants you to be like this?
Obviously, classmate Yujie already knew his nickname, and had no affection for him at all! "ha!"
After hearing Wu Xiaogang's bitterness, Ye Ping'an was happy, with a strange look on his face, "Then how do you know that I will chase girls?" "Brother is not blind."
Wu Xiaogang chuckled, "Women play a lot, so of course they have more experience. The eyes of those three beauties looking at you are the kind of eyes that want to eat you. I have seen this kind of eyes a lot in the past, and I don't really like you. , women will never do this!" Damn.
colleagues.
Ye Pingan didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Although they are all Neptune, they are also divided into grades.
The one next to him is spending money to push girls, while Ye Ping'an is playing with technology.
One is the floor, the other is the ceiling, the rank difference is too much.
Strictly speaking, Wu Xiaogang is not Neptune at all, he can only be regarded as a "floor scum".
It's just that this scumbag classmate should take care, prepare to be a good man, and meet true love.
I feel that people are okay, and it is fate to meet each other.
Teach him two tricks?
"Tell me, since you like him so much, you should know what kind of character and person he is?" Ye Pingan asked with a smile. "Tsk, what should I say?"
Wu Xiaogang thought for a while, "She is 28 years old, her family is very rich, she is not short of money, she has her own company, she is intellectual and cold, and although her appearance is not as good as the women around her brother, she is still a beauty. As for her hobbies... fitness , swimming, skateboarding, surfing, cat coffee, and I really like... kids!"
"Understood!"
Ye Pingan nodded, "This kind of sister Yu is very mature in her heart, and ordinary routines are useless to her. She is still a beauty, and the routines she has seen are beyond the imagination of ordinary people." "That's right!"
Wu Xiaogang nodded repeatedly, and looked at Ye Pingan with bright eyes, "Is there anything I can do, brother?" "Can you be a dog licker?" Ye Pingan asked with a half-smile. "Ah, this..." Wu Xiaogang's face hurt, "Is it useful?"
"A woman clearly doesn't like you, but you still pursue her desperately and treat her well, which in itself is very licking." Ye Ping'an curled his mouth, "Isn't it?" "Okay!" Wu Xiaogang smiled awkwardly.
"Since it's all dog licking, why not be a more advanced licking dog?" Ye Pingan said with a smile: "Play some advanced licking!" "Advanced licking?"
Wu Xiaogang was startled, "What is that?" "Lick the small but not the big!"
Ye Pingan spoke calmly, and the formula that the good girl once taught him echoed in his mind, "For example, doesn't that Yu Jie you like likes to exercise very much? Then there must be many 500 men who pursue her lick her, and say to her, As good as you are, as beautiful as you are, as good as your condition... If this is the case, she will definitely hear it badly. If you say the same, isn't it superficial? So, if you want advanced licking, just Don't lick the obvious."
"It seems that this is really the case!"
Wu Xiaogang was a little shocked, "Then how do I lick it?"
"Since she likes fitness, you must lick what she likes."
Ye Pingan looked at Wu Xiaogang as if she was mentally retarded, "Do you understand her persistence, dedication, and hard work during fitness? Generally, there are very few girls who can persevere in fitness. This is what she is most proud of. This will immediately highlight your uniqueness. Others care about whether she flies high or not, but you only care about whether she is tired or not, which immediately hits a woman's heart. To put it bluntly, praise her for being good-looking , This is not kind to the caller. To praise her is to find out with her heart. You have to remember that women always care about details. Do you really think it is so easy to be a high-end licking dog?"
That's right, if you want to be a licking dog, you have to be capable.
Do you think that you are only good to one woman, and that you are licking the dog if you work hard?
funny!
The real dog king needs to use his brain.
My patriarch licked the sky and the earth back then.
How many women can resist the licking skills of his dog licking king?
In the end, it's not about bowing down to the patriarch's suit pants and bowing down...
Chapter 173 Bite Her Weakness (1 more)
When taking the cigar from Wu Xiaogang, Ye Pingan found that this funny guy was not an ordinary person.
It is also impossible for ordinary people to go out and smoke cigars.
Is this pretentious?
Some people may find smoking cigars pretentious.
But among people with taste, this seemingly pretentious behavior is just a daily habit of others.
It's like ordinary boys and girls rarely go to sub-high-end restaurants to show off.
For rich and powerful people, the places where they can eat casually are high-end restaurants.
It's sad, but it's the truth!
"First, let me popularize the hearts of girls."
After taking a sip of the cigar, Ye Pingan felt that the taste was okay, "Do you know what girls like to listen to the most?" "What?"
Wu Xiaogang is like a primary school student at this time.
"They just love to hear boys praise them, and they wait for boys to praise them, and all girls like it." Ye Pingan blew a smoke ring, "Isn't it funny?" "Uh!" Wu Xiaogang was stunned.
"Is it hard to accept?"
Ye Pingan was happy, "For example, if a girl asks you, what do you like about me? Why do you always chat with me... I can get gold coins for chatting with you!" "Hahaha!"
Wu Xiaogang laughed muffled and almost choked on the smoke. "Why are you talking to them?"
Ye Pingan smiled and shook his head, "Isn't this nonsense? I don't like you, I don't like you, I don't like you, can I chat with you? Have you ever thought about what they mean by saying this? Yes, it is She clearly knows that you like her, fell in love with her, and asked this on purpose. This is the so-called woman pretending to be stupid. They obviously know everything, but they just like to ask. It is to deliberately lead our boys to say something I like you, I love you I have a good impression, a kind of licking talk, let us boys lick them, to satisfy the little pride in their hearts, the little pride... Do you understand?"
"Fuck!" Wu Xiaogang was startled.
"If a girl asks you, what do you like about me?" Ye Pingan looked at Wu Xiaogang, "How would you answer?" Wu Xiaogang: "..."
He was a little confused.
"Generally, do boys say, like you are cute, like you are beautiful, like you are smart, like you are different, different from other girls... these low-key words?" Ye Pingan smiled, "I said Right?" "..." Wu Xiaogang blushed. "Do you think this will work?"
Ye Pingan shook his head, "Let me tell you, the more you boast, the more you'll be screwed. This is indeed what these girls want to hear, but if you say it, it doesn't mean that you have fallen into their trap and fell into the trap they dug in advance." Good pit, wait for them to bury you 々1?"
"It seems to be the truth!"
Wu Xiaogang nodded, his expression became suspicious, "Then what should we do?" "I remember."
Ye Pingan smiled and said: "The girl asks you what you like about her again. At this time, you have to say, you are very sensible and well-behaved, but I didn't praise you for your good figure and beauty, these are very exaggerated advantages... That's all. With a simple sentence, you can understand for yourself "could it be..."
Wu Xiaogang's eyes lit up suddenly, "Don't ever follow their hearts, but praise them in a disguised and low-key manner?" "Ha!"
Ye Pingan looked at Wu Xiaogang in surprise, "Yes, you have a high level of comprehension. Yes, you are right, it is like teasing a cat. You just don't let the cat grab the cat teasing stick, but you still have to send the cat teasing stick to In front of her. This will make them feel like cats in their hearts. The more they can’t catch it, the more itchy, and the more itchy, the more they want to play with you. You can’t hold it blindly, but hold it in a disguised form, so that they understand what it means, but you Just don’t say it directly, understand?”
"Fuck you, awesome!"
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