My future daughter added me on WeChat, saying that the school belle is her mother

Why is the good girl better at driving than me?

This is unscientific, my good girl is super godly!

"So Dad, you still have a long way to go." Mu Youtian teased.

"Man, it's not easy."

Ye Pingan sighed, "In front of women, it's not good to lie, it's not good to tell the truth, it's not good to say nothing, it's not good to talk too much. Worse. Yes, the most important thing...breathe?" "Hahahaha!"

Mu Youtian burst out laughing, laughing so happily, "Father, you finally realized it!" "Well, what a painful realization!" Ye Pingan was also dumbfounded.

"Dad, don't be dissatisfied. You don't know your blessings when you are blessed."

Mu Youtian smiled and asked, "However, you still have a girlfriend like your mother." "What's the matter, it's just the laws of men and women." Ye Pingan shrugged, "It's destined." "It's destined."

Mu Youtian raised her mouth, "If you give Dad one billion, the price is that you can only speak classical Chinese for the rest of your life, will Dad accept it?" "Oh?"

Could it be that father... Ye Ping'an was happy, "Your words are trustworthy?" Mu Youtian was stunned.

start now?

Smelly dad, you are really talented! "Nuo is too light."

Ye Pingan smiled strangely, "How about eating five stones of golden juice again?" Damn.

Mu Youtian covered her face.

Smelly dad, can you still have no bottom line? "Only in classical Chinese."

Ye Pingan was triumphant, "What a cool horse!"

"Father, you didn't want to do this long ago, did you?" The corners of Mu Youtian's mouth twitched.

"Money and silk are nothing but things outside the body."

Ye Pingan coaxed, "How can I bend my knees for a mere billion, can it be possible for tens of billions? In the world of life, as soon as words are spoken, the law follows. If you speak without faith, you will have no holes in the buttocks of giving birth!"

Mu Youtian knelt down.

One of the smelly papa cows!

"You don't even know good girls, this kind of problem is too common in our male dormitory."

Ye Pingan said with a smile: "At the beginning, I asked a few roommates in the dormitory. If you had a superpower that could eat shit into it and have a 50% chance of pulling out the same amount of gold, would you use this? A superpower? Guess how my roommates responded?".  … …ask for flowers.

Mu Youtian looked at Ye Ping'an's eyes, as if looking at a god, and shook her head blankly.

Ye Pingan answered like his brother in the dormitory.

The boss said: The cause of death is Stud, eating papa?Don't talk to me about technical analysis, don't be cowardly, full position, just do it!

The second child said: I am ashamed, please change the probability to 30%, otherwise the gold will not be at ease.The hard one has a better taste...

The fourth child said: That thing is really hard to swallow, I tried it.Although I am going back to my old job, I just hope I am not constipated, otherwise I will be very embarrassed...

... 00 Mu Youtian collapsed with her stomach in her arms, almost dying of laughter.

What kind of monsters were the roommates in Smelly Papa's past dormitory?

No, are they still human?

Ye Pingan didn't find it funny at all.

He saw such a post on the Internet.

There were several replies, which almost didn't carry him away at the time.

The title is, how far can a person pick?

A male netizen replied: Use piss to flush the stool!

Another male netizen: It costs [-] cents to buy paper in public toilets. I never buy it. Anyway, there are so many pits...

Then a netizen: I don’t wash my hair for ten years, just for a drop of oil (the dog’s head saves my life)

It's definitely a female netizen: Have you ever washed aunt's towels?

See these replies.

Ye Pingan couldn't make a sound on the spot, the kind of twitching all over, almost passed! "dad."

Mu Youtian's face turned red with a smile, "If you made a movie about your life before you met your mother, what kind of movie name would you choose to describe those 22 years of your life?"

"Ah this..."

Ye Pingan lowered his head in thought, and said slowly, "San Sheng San Shi still pays for it? The days I make up for in the world? The birth of waste? The spring, summer, autumn and winter of cursing? How is steel smelted? How is the waste slag processed after smelting? And ...the life-threatening assembly line for brain-dead babies?"

Mu Youtian: "..." The video call ended.

If she was chatting with Ye Ping'an.

Doubt will die laughing on the spot!Small.

Chapter 156 Neptune is unhealthy, it smells so good! (5 more)

What is heaven?

Ye Pingan thinks that when you watch 'Barely Have Two Cs' and 'Double E Little Old Sister' go home together hand in hand.

It's like being in heaven, and two dogs are running towards you to compete for favor.

Night, I pray that you come quickly.

Bao, I need an infusion today.

What kind of fluid is that?

Miss your night!

"Let's go, my brother will take you to a full banquet!"

Ye Pingan bared his big teeth, the evil in his heart appeared on his face, and he wanted to drag Yu Xiaoyu and Gu Hanwu out for dinner after changing their clothes. "Clam?"

Yu Xiaoyu's charming smile was as charming as water, "Smelly brother, are you sure you're going to eat the Manchu banquet, don't you want to...cannibalize people?" "Why?"

Ye Pingan was very serious, "I am honest and reliable, young man, how can I be so mean? Double E... Ah no, Han Wu, do you trust me?" "Heck!"

Gu Hanwu covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly, "I believe you are a ghost "[-]", so I won't go out to eat with you, what if we get drunk?" Wow!

Ye Pingan's scalp went numb.

Wrong, the routine is wrong.

Just for a while, what kind of mind, forgot that the double-E little old girl seems to be able to drink better than us?

You still want to get people drunk!

And this damn senior, how much does she drink?

Was her drunkenness real or fake?

Don't tell me that you can't make a fake if you vomit all over.

When you become a doctor, you will know that if you want to vomit alone, you can come up with more than five methods that are mild, stable, and have no side effects, so that you can vomit yourself!That is to say...

Ye Pingan looked at the two smirking young ladies in front of him with a constipated expression.

It is very likely that I will not be able to get them drunk.

On the contrary, it is possible to get drunk by them.

Then, it was reversed!

As a man, can this be tolerated?

"Smelly brother, we don't want to go out for dinner."

Yu Xiaoyu's beautiful eyes rolled around, and she said with a charming smile, "I want to eat your cooking!" "Huh?" Ye Ping'an's heart skipped a beat.

Why does senior sister want to eat the food I cooked?

Does she know that I can cook?

No, she can't know!

"But, I don't know how to do it!" Ye Pingan pretended to be calm. "It doesn't matter, I will eat what you made."

Yu Xiaoyu leaned softly against Ye Ping'an's arms, winking like silk.

Actually... Acting like a baby!

Have you ever seen Miss Yu acting like a baby?

Anyway, for a moment, Ye Ping'an's whole body was numb, but he still gritted his teeth and prepared hard steel, "I really don't know how." He couldn't make a move, and it would be a failure as soon as he made a move.

The days to come will definitely be hell.but……

When Gu Hanwu, the nuclear bomb, also hugged Ye Ping'an's arm, his mouth was soft and coquettish, "Ping'an, I also want to eat your cooking!" The little Guanyin empress has learned to make up the knife!

Ye Pingan wants to cry but has no tears.

Painful, yet happy.But... I can't stand it anymore!

"why?"

Gu Hanwu had a puzzled face, and a pair of peach blossom eyes looked at the figure who was going out to buy vegetables. "Youwei called me today."

Yu Xiaoyu squinted like a cat, "She said, as long as we can force him to cook, we will find a surprise that we can't imagine!" "He can cook?"

Gu Hanwu was surprised, a little disbelieving, "Then why did you lie to us that you can't do it?"

"You have big breasts and no brains."

Yu Xiaoyu cast a sour glance at his sisters' chests, "Brother Smelly is cruel, he must be worried that we will find out that he can cook, so let him cook for us every day, don't you even need to think about it?" "Huh?"

Gu Hanwu narrowed her peach blossom eyes and smiled, "He even kept it from us, so he wouldn't tell Youwei, right? Then how did Youwei know?" I'm brainless?Ah……

"This………"

Yu Xiaoyu was taken aback by the question.

yes?

Smelly brother is definitely not the kind of person who treats one more than another.

Treat all three of them equally.

How did Youwei find out? "Stop talking about that."

Yu Xiaoyu came back to his senses, and a smirk appeared on Meimei's face, "You said that at night, if he knew that we had menstruation, would he go crazy?" "Puff haha!"

Gu Hanwu burst out laughing, "Stop talking, I'm going to die laughing!"

Thinking of Ye Ping'an rushing to buy vegetables and wine, ready to get drunk as soon as he has wine.

At night, maybe I still think about talking at night by holding candles, and giving people a handle.

The two young ladies who were sinking fish and falling wild goose laughed so hard that they almost died.Like two bad fairies...

Some poor stinky little brother doesn't know what's going to happen tonight.

I am very happy to go shopping in the supermarket to buy vegetables.

Thinking of the two goblins waiting for him in the dormitory...

Ye Ping'an's tears welled up in his mouth.

My generation, the sky drilled the ground that day.

Set up a heart for the fish pond and a life for the fish.

To continue learning for the predecessors, and to open up peace for the younger generations.

Heaven did not give birth to me, Ye Ping'an, the girl world is like a long night forever.Come on stick~ Tonight, I will cast down demons and slay demons.

Although rich wolves and tigers and leopards, I will go!

Suck saliva.

Ye Ping'an stroked his chin and looked at the dazzling array of vegetables in the supermarket.

What can I do to not expose myself and satisfy the two goblins?

so hard!

Just buy something, make something casually, mainly wine, candles and so on.