Datang: Married Princess Changle at the beginning

I just feel like my stomach is turning upside down and I want to vomit.

"vomit……"

In the end, Li Er couldn't bear it anymore, put down the bullwhip, and vomited out with a groan.

Fortunately, he hadn't eaten at noon, so he didn't vomit anything, just retching.

Otherwise, the delicious hot pot may be affected by his vomiting.

"Xiangcheng, how did you teach little Si?"

"You can't even pronounce a word, will you teach your younger sister to read?"

Li Er stood up, embarrassingly and angrily yelling at Princess Xiangcheng who covered her mouth and laughed.

Although Xiao Sizi mispronounced it, Princess Xiangcheng is currently teaching Xiao Sizi how to read and write.

And Xiao Si is so pink and cute, how could Li Er be willing to scold Xiao Si?

Naturally, all these problems were blamed on Princess Xiangcheng.

"Father, forgive me, Xiangcheng will not dare next time."

Princess Xiangcheng immediately stopped smiling, got up and apologized to Li Er.

She knew that Li Er was angry now, no matter whether it was her fault or not, she would apologize first.

And the little Si said the wrong pronunciation, this matter has something to do with me, and it is the reason why I didn't teach it well.

"Ham, don't be so stingy, Your Majesty."

"Tongyan Wuji, Xiao Sizi is still so young, it's just a mistake." Yang Fei took Princess Laxiangcheng's jade hand, and comforted Li Er with a smile.

Princess Xiangcheng's face turned red immediately, and she felt as warm as being cared for.

"Humph."

Li Er snorted.

Still sat down.

After all, Xiao Sizi's pronunciation is not standard.

No wonder the little Sizi couldn't offend the eldest daughter, Xiangcheng.

But looking at the bullwhip in front of him, Li Er couldn't help thinking of other things.

"Your Majesty, the bullwhip is a great tonic, and it may give birth to a boy, so don't waste it."

Yang Fei didn't sit down immediately.

He smiled, and at the same time made a gesture of invitation to the bullwhip with his right hand, looking very polite.

Li Er's face sank again, and he looked at Yang Fei with dissatisfaction.

He felt that Yang Fei was uneasy and well-intentioned, and must have disgusted him on purpose.

"Since it's a great tonic and can give birth to boys, why don't you take it?" Li Er said with a sharp look at Yang Fei.

"Oh, to be honest, I want to eat too."

"But your majesty, you have eaten it, and there is your saliva on it, I hate it."

Yang Fei sighed.

The expression on his face was disgusted.

"you……"

Li Er was so angry that veins popped out of his forehead.

As an emperor himself, he dared to despise what he had eaten.

Don't you know that the Son of Heaven has tasted something, and it is the greatest blessing to give to mortals?

But Li Er thought about it, and felt that Yang Fei hated the whipping, not his slobber.

"Ahem, Your Majesty, why don't you give it to me?" Cheng Yaojin who was at the side interjected.

He didn't mind what Li Er had eaten at all.

When marching and fighting in the past, Cheng Yaojin didn't eat Li Er's leftover food once or twice.

At that time, the military situation was urgent, or there was not enough food, so it was impossible to mind so much.

Now more than ten years have passed, Cheng Yaojin's heart is still the same, and he doesn't dislike what Li Er has eaten.

And now His Majesty doesn't give himself hot pot.

In this way, you may be able to sit back and start eating.

"Then sit down."

Li Er nodded in satisfaction, then glared at Yang Fei.

It seems to be saying, if you dislike my things, someone naturally wants them.

Yang Fei shook his head, and didn't say anything anymore, and he and Princess Changle began to eat happily.

"Suck it..."

"Hi, cool, it's delicious."

"This bullwhip is so fucking delicious."

Cheng Yaojin directly grasped one side of the bullwhip with his hand, and stuffed the other side into his mouth, sucking and chewing.

That way, it looks really, really delicious.

Seeing that Li Er, who was sitting beside him, had a great appetite, and his saliva flowed out.

Yang Fei and the others opposite the two also looked at Cheng Yaojin's eating with curiosity.

To be honest, boldness is boldness, but it looks a little disgusting.

"Why are you looking at me?"

"You're welcome, everyone eat as much as you can," Cheng Yaojin said boldly.

He picked up a big bowl of wine and drank it, so happy that he continued to eat the bullwhip.

This behavior once again caught Xiao Si's attention.

Little Si's face flashed with confusion, thinking whether to agree or not, after all, the father was very unhappy just now.

But thinking that although the father is not happy, his brother-in-law and sister are all smiling happily.

So, she frowned, revealing the difference between thinking seriously and whip pronunciation.

Finally, she figured out the pronunciation meaning of these two words.

"Uncle Cheng, can you stop being so disgusting when you eat... poop?"

"It's so ugly. The queen mother taught my son to pay attention to the etiquette at the table." The son stood up and said very seriously.

She didn't have any malice, she just felt that she should be more elegant when eating.

but……

Suddenly, everyone froze again.

Soon, bursts of bursts of laughter rang out.

Especially Li Er, who laughed the loudest, and kept patting Cheng Yaojin's back with his big hands.

Cheng Yaojin's body froze, the expression on his face was extremely embarrassing, his face was so embarrassing that it turned purple.

It never occurred to him that Xiao Sizi would still speak.

And this time it's not about whipping, but about poo!

God, my old Cheng eats bullwhip, whip whip, not poop!

Little sis, you look so cute, why do your words make me feel uncomfortable?

Cheng Yaojin wanted to cry, but looked at Xiao Sizi aggrievedly.

Chapter 332 Qin Qiong came to kill, Cheng Yaojin's playful behavior

Everyone laughed.

It took a long time to stop laughing.

Li Er was very proud, all the depression just now disappeared.

Being laughed at and laughing at others are two completely different feelings.

While laughing, he comforted Cheng Yaojin, and corrected Xiao Sizi's pronunciation of whip and poop.

Cheng Yaojin looked at the bullwhip in his hand with a mournful face, feeling that the original fragrant bullwhip was no longer fragrant.

Finally, under the comfort of Li Er, Cheng Yaojin endured tears and slowly ate the thick black bullwhip.

The hot pot continues.

This time, Xiao Si didn't speak indiscriminately.

Everyone slowly became happy to brush the hot pot.

Cheng Yaojin also recovered from the shadow of the bullwhip just now.

He, Yang Fei, and Li Er drank drunk and ate meat.

Everything looks very comfortable.

But things often twists and turns.

A roar came from the direction of the door of Cheng Mansion.

"Old man Cheng, did you kill my calf?!"

It was Qin Qiong's voice.

He was extremely fast, and after roaring these words, he rushed into the yard.

The crowd looked for fame.

It was like seeing Qin Qiong explode.

He gritted his teeth, and there was an uncontrollable anger in his eyes, like an enraged lion.

When he saw Cheng Yaojin, he immediately wanted to rush up and fight Cheng Yaojin.

But when he saw Li Er was there, he forcibly suppressed his anger.

"Meet Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty, you have to decide for the old minister."

"This old man Cheng, he stole and killed my calf!"

Qin Qiong blushed with anger, walked quickly to Li Er, pointed at Cheng Yaojin and shouted loudly.

"Ahem, uncle, what's wrong with you?"

Li Er coughed twice and put down the sliced ​​beef in his hand.

He looked a little embarrassed, after all, he was somewhat embarrassed to be seen by his courtiers while eating beef.

"Your Majesty, this old man, he clearly said that he was borrowing the calf home for a few days, now, now..."

Qin Qiong was furious, pointing at the beef on the table and yelling.

He really wanted to say that he is being ruthlessly eaten by you people now.

But seeing that Li Er is here, Yang Fei is also here, and there is a table of princesses.

After thinking about it, he held back the words.

"Qin Shubao, don't wrong me."

"You lost this cow to me. I just killed my own cow. What's your business?"

Cheng Yaojin also yelled.

How could he admit that the cow was obtained from Qin Qiong by cheating?