Datang: Married Princess Changle at the beginning

Everyone saw Li Er walking in with a calm face.

As soon as he reached the courtyard, he stood still, his eyes became gloomy and he swept across the audience.

"Meet Your Majesty!"

"Meet the Emperor!"

The crowd saluted.

Cheng Yaojin lowered his head tremblingly, frightened half to death by Li Er's sudden arrival.

Recently, His Majesty checked whether there were any cows in his house every day, but now he was caught on the spot.

This is a terrible situation. His Majesty will definitely pursue the previous grievances. You have to find a reason to cover up the past.

"Your Majesty, listen to me."

"This cow was lost to me by the old Qin family."

"Some time ago, he was willing to gamble and give up the cow to me."

"But...but...but this cow was homesick. Yesterday, he became sick from exhaustion and passed away."

Cheng Yaojin walked quickly to Li Er.

His voice was very sad, and he burst into tears when he spoke.

That look, that situation, that tone of voice, is as miserable as the death of one's own child.

Cheng Chumo and his brothers looked at each other in blank dismay, feeling sour in their hearts.

"Sick of home?"

"Cheng Achou, Cheng Achou, why can't you find any reason?"

The corner of Li Er's mouth twitched, and he squinted at Cheng Yaojin.

His tone was low, as if hiding great anger.

Just now, he specially sent out to watch Cheng Yaojin a long time ago, not to report to Cheng Yaojin's cattle slaughterer.

It is said that Cheng Yaojin killed the cow again, and invited Yang Fei and Princess Changle.

When Li Er heard this, he immediately exploded with anger.

You'll only invite Yang Fei, but I haven't thought about it.

The punishment is unforgivable!

In fact, after Qu Yuanli came out, Li Er thought that the ban on eating cattle could be lifted.

However, he has been busy with government affairs recently, and he has never had the opportunity to bring this matter up.

"Your Majesty, you must be careful!"

"Xiao Niu is really homesick."

Cheng Yaojin was so aggrieved as if he was about to cry.

His rogue style was at work again, but with the exact opposite of what he had done with his son.

"Bastard, can I have a clear understanding with a cow?"

"Tell me, what do you want me to do with you? Huh?"

Li Er was so angry that he slapped Cheng Yaojin on the back of the head.

I thought about taking another kick to relieve my anger.

But thinking that Cheng Yaojin's whole family was there, and he had to save him some face, he endured it.

If you don't go through the process of biting gold, you must deal with it, and you must deal with it severely.

Even if there is delicious food, I forgot to call me.

This is absolutely unbearable!

"Woo, Your Majesty, you are wronged."

"Xiao Niu Niu is really homesick."

"If you don't believe me, just ask a few children in my family, they can make decisions for me."

Cheng Yaojin burst into tears immediately.

It was really pitiful, the kind that cried tears.

It's just that when he turned his head to look at Cheng Chumo and the others, he blinked funnyly.

"Your Majesty, what my father said is true, Maverick is really homesick."

"Your Majesty is aware that what my father said is true."

All of a sudden, the six sons of Cheng Yaojin's family stood up one after another, looking sincere.

"Okay, okay, they will all join together to lie to me."

"Cheng Achou, come here and stand still and watch me eat with your own eyes!"

Li Er was so angry that his nose was smoking.

How can he not see that Cheng Yaojin's family is lying to him?

It's just that what Li Er knew better was that Cheng Yaojin was just lying to him for the sake of eating cattle.

In other matters, Cheng Yaojin never lied to him, and he was always the kind who put his heart out.

Therefore, when Li Er knew that Cheng Yaojin lied to him, he was just dumbfounded, not really angry.

I have to say that Cheng Yaojin is very smart.

He lied to Li Er, but he lied to him about things Li Er knew, and he lied to him about trivial things.

Although this kind of behavior seems to have deceived Li Er and made Li Er angry, in fact Li Er thinks that Cheng Yaojin is very useful.

"what?"

"Your Majesty, don't!"

Cheng Yaojin's face immediately became mournful.

His tears stopped, but he wanted to cry even more without tears.

The cow that I killed so hard can't even be eaten?

That... is too sad, right?

Li Er glared at him fiercely, then sat down in his seat.

Cheng Yaojin was at the same table as Yang Fei and Princess Changle.

Now that Li Er sat down, he naturally sat down with Yang Fei and the others.

"Hey, here's a bullwhip."

"Not bad, I like this very much!"

Sitting down, Li Er immediately saw a cooked bullwhip in front of him.

Originally, he wanted to pretend to be angry, but he immediately showed a happy smile.

Regarding the matter of eating a bullwhip to give birth to a boy, Li Er also heard from Cheng Yaojin.

"Your Majesty, that is mine."

Cheng Yaojin ran over aggrieved.

He stared at the bullwhip, as if he was about to salivate.

"Huh? Yours?"

Li Ermeng turned his head and stared at Cheng Yaojin with unkind eyes.

"No, no, it's your majesty."

Cheng Yaojin immediately became cowardly, not daring to talk too much.

He felt wronged and complained: You are Your Majesty, what you say is yours is yours.

"Hmph, count you acquainted!"

"Hiss... so spicy, so refreshing!"

Li Er snorted, leisurely dipped some of the prepared chili toppings.

It's not the first time he has served hot pot with chili, he also ate it at Cheng Yaojin's house last time.

Having had the experience of the first time, it is naturally handy to use it the second time.

"Father, you look so ugly when you eat the whip." The little sizi who was sitting on the side frowned and said in a childish voice.

She is still young, and occasionally the pronunciation of some words is not very accurate.

Seeing Li Er stuffing a long black thing into her mouth, she felt disgusted and ugly.

"Ham, what do you know, kid?"

Li Er gave Xiao Si a loving look.

He took a bite of the bullwhip happily, feeling as if his soul was refreshed.

However, they found that Yang Fei and the others looked at him with strange expressions at this moment.

For a moment, Li Er was stunned.

Eat whip whip?

Is it eating whips?

Or eat poop?

In an instant, Li Er felt that the bullwhip in his mouth was not fragrant, and even felt like he wanted to vomit.

Chapter 331 Pronunciation of Xiao Sizi's Two Words

The atmosphere was awkward.

Princess Changle and the others didn't come to their senses at first.

But seeing the appearance of Yang Fei and Cheng Yaojin, they also thought of that aspect.

The people at this table, the little ones, didn't understand why the adults suddenly changed their faces.

"Did Xiao Si mispronounce it?"

"So what the father eats is whip, or poop?"

Xiao Sizi blinked and looked at the crowd puzzled, countless question marks flashed in his mind.

She looked at Yang Fei who was closest to her for help, wanting to know how to pronounce the word just now.

"Pfft, hahaha."

"Son, you are so funny."

"No, let brother-in-law smile first."

Yang Fei burst out laughing.

Sitting opposite him is Li Er.

It can be clearly seen that Li Er's face has become as embarrassing as a pig's liver.

As Yang Fei laughed out loud, Princess Changle and the others also laughed out loud.

Xiao Si didn't know why, seeing everyone laughing, she laughed too, thinking what she just said was funny.

Li Er is embarrassing.

He was stiff now, and the corners of his mouth were twitching non-stop.

Li Er stuffed the bullwhip in his mouth with one hand, and he could see the remaining part, which was black and long.

Knowing that this is bullwhip, it is still very delicious bullwhip.

But after Xiao Sizi's words just now, Li Er could no longer have the slightest appetite.