My 30 years of touching corpses in Yizhuang

After Lin Xiang told them all the basic rules that the corpse toucher should abide by, the next step was the practical activities.

It's a pity that there are no ready-made corpses.

"When there is a corpse, I will demonstrate it to you with my own hands. Now that there is no corpse, let's go to our own business!"

Lin Xiang spoke, and dispersed in a hurry.

Today is another boring day, no doubt; maybe tomorrow too, and the day after tomorrow. . . .

The reason:

In a small county town, the Yizhuang Division has just been established, and the county magistrate likes to ignore it. The people probably don't know that there is such a department now, so don't expect to wait for a corpse in the near future.

Lin Xiang was bored in the City God's Temple, stepped outside with one foot, and saw the corpse-hunting boy running towards this side.

Thought something was wrong.

The young man ran up to Lin Xiang panting, panting heavily while saying:

"Sir. Someone killed three wolves on the mountain today. They are now Wutai County's wolf-killing hero. Everyone is going to see it! Are you going?"

"Didn't you have Tiger Fighting Heroes here before?"

"Yes! We not only have tiger heroes, but also wolf-fighting heroes and mandrill-fighting heroes. In short, there are as many heroes as there are man-eating animals in the mountains."

When Lin Xiang heard the young man say this, he was even more sure that Wang Yonglai's conjecture was correct.

"Go. Go and see."

Lin Xiang followed the young man to the yamen of Wutai County. At this time, the county magistrate was toasting the wolf-fighting hero wine.

This wolf-fighting hero is a short-bodied man with a cowardly appearance. Looking at the three brutal dead wolves on the ground, it is hard to believe that he did it.

Most of the women came to watch the excitement, and there was a lot of discussion.

"I didn't expect this product to have this ability."

"You didn't agree with the last time someone showed you courtesy. Your man has been dead for three years. It's time to find another one."

"Fart! Wait until he licks me for a few more days and see what happens."

The conversation between the two women reached Lin Xiang's ears, and he deliberately squeezed forward to see the face of the woman who spoke just now. His heart was beating like a "thump, thump" in shock.

This honor is so ugly that you will get goosebumps when you look at it during the day, and you will have nightmares at night.

The ugly girl glanced at Lin Xiang looking at her, and looked back at him; she felt that the young man in front of her was not only fair and beautiful, but also physically strong.

I thought to myself: It seems that the wolf-fighting hero should be temporarily removed from the fish pond to make room for this person to lick.

The more I thought about it, the happier I felt, so I proudly raised my head and said in a coquettish voice:

"What are you looking at? My house is in Chunchun Lane, so don't try to trick me."

Lin Xiang was horrified by the woman's sharp voice, and couldn't help but think of the woman's plump face covered with dark spots, and suddenly felt nauseous and retched, couldn't bear it, and threw up on the ground.

Not only is this woman ugly, she also has no self-knowledge:

"Oops! You young man is strong on the outside, but on the inside. No way! What a bad luck."

The woman then dragged her best friend away, talking ill of Lin Xiang as she walked.

Lin Xiang was glad she was gone, otherwise he would be disgusted to death.

As soon as the ugly man left, Lin Xiang smiled helplessly when he saw the sympathetic looks from the men around him.

At this time, the county magistrate had finished drinking the wine in the bowl and began to speak:

"When I report to Pingyang Mansion, we will have [-] heroes in Wutai County. When the news reaches His Majesty's ears, can we not criticize our Wutai County for its outstanding people?"

Some people shouted:

"The county magistrate is wise."

The other people also shouted.

The sound was overshadowed one after another.

Until a 30-year-old man in Tsing Yi appeared, all voices stopped abruptly.

The appearance of the county magistrate does not mean this person, and he dare not neglect:

"It turns out that Young Master Xi has arrived."

"Here is 50 taels. The grandpa of Laotian County gave him the silver. This is what a hero deserves."

The servant following Mr. Xi was holding a wooden tray with white silver coins on it.

Dazzling in the sun.

The five short men's eyes straightened when they saw Yinzi.

When the silver was handed over to him by the magistrate, the wolf-fighting hero burst into tears:

"Master Xi. You are my reborn parents."

"You are a wolf-fighting hero, and you deserve it."

The surrounding people stared enviously at the wolf-fighting hero who was holding white money in his hand.

They all praised Mr. Xi for his benevolence and righteousness.

......

Mr. Xi's actions, as well as Lin Xiang's comments from the people around him, of course he can see and hear. Based on the current information, he is really a good man who cares about the country and the people, but he is the good man in the hearts of the people. , is also the most important one involved in Wang Yonglai's last wish.

This person is highly suspicious.

Chapter 54 The Art of Making Animals

Half an hour later, the county magistrate and Mr. Xi left separately, and the spectators surrounded the wolf-fighting hero before leaving.

When Lin Xiang and the boy returned to Yizhuang, they met Shuiniang buying rouge and gouache on the road.

Becoming a flying jellyfish is no different from ordinary people.

And there is more of a temperament of rejecting others than when he was a human being.

The men around who were drooling over her appearance only dared to look at her from a distance, but they didn't dare to approach her to strike up a conversation.