My 30 years of touching corpses in Yizhuang

Lin Xiang rolled his eyes, and decided to give the two of them a booster:

"There is a friend, a widow. She is not as beautiful as a fish and a wild goose, but she is also fair and beautiful, gentle and pleasant, and she is diligent in taking care of the house."

When the boy and the other man heard that Lin Xiang had a widow, they gasped excitedly.

With their status, they don't even dare to think about a big girl, and a widow is the right way.

After Lin Xiang drew them a big cake that was enough to last for a year, he came out of the Town God's Temple and headed towards the small courtyard they rented after entering the city.

Chapter 53

Pushing open the courtyard door, I saw Shuiniang sitting on the pan, and Xu Ergou was carefully fanning her with a plantain fan.

Do zombies feel hot today?

Lin Xiang said:

"It seems that there will be rain tomorrow, and the weather will be muggy. It will take some effort to catch your breath."

Shui Niang lazily sighed:

"Ugh!"

Lin Xiang continued:

"It's too hot on the bed, come and ice the bed for me."

Shuiniang reluctantly walked into Lin Xiang's room, and Xu Ergou outside smiled gloatingly.

Lin Xiang glared at it, then walked into the room and closed the door.

Shui Niang asked warily:

"Isn't it inappropriate to close the door in broad daylight?"

"Lie there."

Shui Niang was very unwilling in her heart, but her body was still very well-behaved and half of her body sat on the bed, with an expression as if she had suffered a great humiliation.

"I only have half a month to investigate a past event, what advice do you have?"

It turned out that there was something serious to say, and Shuiniang breathed a sigh of relief:

"The past? How long?"

"five years ago."

"Then it's better to investigate the parties directly. After all, five years is not a short period of time, and all the clues will disappear in the world with time."

"It makes sense."

Lin Xiang stood up and opened the door, then turned around and added:

"Ice on the bed for a longer time, or tonight, you know."

The water girl chick nodded like pecking at rice:

"Don't worry; you'll be colder than ice when you sleep at night."

Lin Xiang was very satisfied with Shui Niang's words. After leaving the room, Shui Niang immediately sat up, lay down on the bed, and blew on the corpse with her mouth.

When Lin Xiang pushed the door open again and came in, he saw that the place where he slept was decayed into a pile of rubbish.

Unkind eyes fixed on her face.

Shui Niang, who knows how to get into trouble, explained in a low voice:

"In order to keep you as cool as possible at night, I blow corpse breath on the bed. You know, the corpse breath is very cold. I didn't expect to use too much force, and the corpse breath rotted the bedding. Go to sleep in my room tonight. I."

Lin Xiang didn't give it a chance to continue:

"Then let's go! What are you waiting for?"

The most timid night in Shuiniang's life was spent on the same bed with Lin Xiang.

On the contrary, Lin Xiang slept well all night.

It's nice to have zombies as ice packs.

In the early morning of the next day, Lin Xiang came to the Town God's Temple and saw that except for the oldest old man who was still sleeping, everyone else had consciously appeared on the cleaning post.

"grown ups."

"grown ups."

"grown ups."

Everyone was in a happy mood when they called Lin Xiang with "Master".

"Don't call me my lord. I'm just an ordinary corpse-hunter in the Yizhuang Division of Pingyang Prefecture. Starting today, I will teach you the rules of corpse-handling. You must learn it carefully. It is related to whether you can live for three years."

certainly.Even if they study hard, it is difficult for them to survive for three years.

Lin Xiang obeyed the rules of the corpse toucher, and the disadvantages were kept secret from beginners.

In the future, they will discover and understand by themselves.

Take out the incense brought from Pingyang Mansion and explain:

"Every time you touch a corpse, you have to stick incense on their feet. As for why you do this, I don't think it matters whether you know it or not. People who follow the rules will follow what I teach even if they don't understand why they do it; On the contrary, even if he knew why he did it, he would not follow the rules."

After Lin Xiang finished speaking, he took out the iron plate:

"In Pingyang Mansion, all the things found from the corpses are put here, and then handed over to the responsible yamen."

After a moment of silence, Lin Xiang said again:

"It's best for everyone to prepare a black cloth and carry it with you."

The woman asked curiously:

"why?"

"Because sometimes rotting corpses stink."

"So it is."

"The next step is the order of touching the corpse, from the legs to the arms, and finally the chest; don't ask me why, because I don't know."