I am not a serious young man

Gently press the "confirmation button", the light curtain rises again, and Bi Xiao's figure is again, "Little bitch, why are you... still wearing clothes?"

Zheng Jian: "...What do you want to do? Girl, please respect yourself!"

Bi Xiao licked her lips lightly, and said softly: "Clothes are for outsiders to see. When you are face to face with me, you should avoid it, otherwise you will look too outsider."

Zheng Jian: "..."

……

The eighth day of the twelfth lunar month.

In the void of the real world, a luxurious boat sailed in the void and arrived at the Thrushcross Villa.

Zheng Jian stood in the bow of the boat, dressed in a feather robe and star crown, and said loudly: "Please board the boat, Master Lu."

In Thrushcross Villa, Mr. Lu Da got up slowly, gave the "Ice Fairy" Ye Yuqi a calm look, and immediately stepped on the white cloud ladder and boarded the big ship.

Looking around, Su Wuming, He Qi, Gao Lan, Xiao Meng, etc. were already there, talking and laughing happily at this time, and seemed quite relaxed.

"Senior, come and sit here." Xiao Meng said with a smile, beside him was "counting all the common people" Wang Siyuan, the new Dharma Body.

Mr. Lu Da smiled and nodded, walked to Xiaomeng's side, and sat down peacefully.

"What do you think of this trip to Jinao Island?" Mr. Lu Da asked with a smile.

Xiaomeng had already thought up his argument, and replied: "Jinao Island has reappeared again, and it is said that it has changed its owner. However, now we all have the power of heavenly immortals, and with the sword formation of Zhuxian, it is enough to protect ourselves. Therefore, the younger generation I think... this time there should be no danger, maybe it's just the return of the new owner of Jinao Island..."

Mr. Lu Da nodded noncommittally, and immediately took out another wood carving, and began to carve devoutly.

On the side, Gao Lan, who was dressed in the Ming Huangdi robe, was holding the Human Emperor Sword. For some reason, a mocking smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

……

There is also a building boat in the overseas fairyland, and the two sides meet again on Jinao Island.

However, during the meeting, both parties discovered the difference from the last time.

On the mainland side of the real world, Dharma Bodies such as "Magic Master" Han Guang and "Evil Emperor" Qi Zhengyan are missing, while "Ye Di" and "Taixuan Emperor" are missing on the Qihai 28 Realm.

Except for Wang Siyuan, the rest are all Dharma Bodies of the Righteous Way who were allied in the Middle Ages.

When they set foot on Jinao Island again, all the dharma bodies felt much more desolate than before, and all the wild alien species that had been active in various places had disappeared.

The moment the envoy stepped into Biyou Palace, a joking voice came from the middle.

"Welcome to my place, everyone, long time no see!"

A group of dharma bodies looked up, Xiaomeng knew about it a long time ago, so he was naturally calm.

Overseas Immortal Realm, everyone was inexplicably astonished, looking at this familiar figure, they were almost speechless.

On the right side of the real world, Gao Lan and Wang Siyuan looked indifferent, as if they had already guessed it.

Su Wuming's eyes were empty, and he was still wandering in the world, hanging up.

Lu Da, He Qi, Master Yunhe and others looked shocked.

"Why are you?" He Qi exclaimed even more.

The person sitting on the main seat was indeed Zheng Jian. He stood up and said with a smile: "I made a little joke with you all, please don't mind. The Biyou Palace on Jin'ao Island will belong to a certain family in the future." It’s time for the dojo, this is a housewarming! Therefore, I invite you to come and have a bowl of Laba porridge!”

"Jinao Island Biyou Palace is his?" "Hunyuan Fairy" Bi Jingxuan looked slightly startled, and immediately thought of some rumors she heard during her trip to the Middle Ages, her heart became more and more shocked, and at the same time she was a little dazed.

"During the trip to the Middle Ages, I heard that he used the Qingping Sword to hold the Overlord of the Middle Ages head-on... and now he has entered Biyou Palace... Could it be that he is the direct descendant of Lingbao? Now he plans to officially reappear like Yuxu's lineage Intercepting Taoism?" Bi Jingxuan secretly guessed in her heart.

Strictly speaking, her lineage of Sanxian Island can be regarded as the direct lineage of Jiejiao, and she knows many secrets of the ancient Jiejiao.

Also shocked was Wang Siyuan, who knew these secrets because of his family background.

All of a sudden, the secrets of heaven changed, and all the dharma bodies felt that the doomsday was approaching, and many inheritances began to manifest the feeling of the human world.

Between their own thoughts, many Dharma Bodies took their seats one after another.

Zheng Jian waved his hand, and his own waiter served all kinds of fairy fruits, fragrant tea, and Laba porridge that looked very delicate at first glance.

"Seven Seas Immortal" Xun Yin glanced at these gourmet fairy fruits, feeling...familiar...

"Could it be that Island Master Zheng sent a celestial envoy to Yunhai Feixiang Realm to buy this?" Xun Yin guessed with some uncertainty, except that the tea and wine were unique and didn't seem like they were bought, and the fairy fruit and Laba porridge were nothing like Freshly made.

Xiao Meng is also half a gourmet. When he saw the things on the table, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he squinted at Zheng Jian, "You bitch! We invited our dharma body to have Laba porridge, and this porridge was bought! You are too How perfunctory..."

Zheng Jian met Xiao Meng's eyes, and responded with the same eyes: "I don't want to either... It's just that my Jinao Island is not as prosperous as your Yuxu Palace, and there are disciples who do their best! You don't expect Shall I cook the porridge for you myself?"

"The population is thriving... Yuxu Palace..." When Xiao Meng thought of the members of his Taoist temple, he was speechless for a moment.

Alright, although there are only three people in Yuxu Palace, compared to yours, Biyou Palace is indeed "thriving"...

"Come on, everyone, among other things, this wine is definitely good wine! Everyone, drink better!" Zheng Jian raised his glass and said.

All the dharma bodies responded and took a sip.

Many drunkards' eyes suddenly brightened, "It's really good wine! It's much more reliable than this Laba porridge..."

……

The feast of Laba porridge on Jin'ao Island marked the reappearance of Biyou Palace in the world and officially became one of the top powers in the real world.

Although there is only Zheng Jian alone at present, all Dharma Bodies are more or less aware of his terrifying strength. It can be said that one person forms an army.

Just like what Zheng Jian said: I am Biyougong!

Among the Dharma Bodies, the "Hunyuan Fairy" Bi Jingxuan was the most entangled.

"Sanxian Island... Biyou Palace..."

For a moment, she actually had a feeling that she didn't know how to deal with herself...

a few days later.

In the Biyou Palace, Zheng Jian received a "video call" from Xiao Meng with the Myriad Worlds Universal Knowledge Talisman in his hand.

"Hey, what's the matter, Mang Kongang!"

The corner of Xiaomeng's mouth twitched, and he said helplessly, "I'll pull you into the group!"

As for the title of "Reckless King Kong", he really has no choice!

The next moment, the light and shadow floated and split into two halves. The right side was the image of the speaker, and the left side showed a virtual grand palace.

There are many figures in the hall at this time, all of which are miniature versions, such as Su Wuming, Mr. Lu Da, Wang Siyuan and so on.

The hall wrote "The right way in the world is vicissitudes"!

"Brother, this is the group of our righteous Dharma body in the real world. As long as it does not involve people above good luck, you can talk freely. Even if you are in a foreign land, as long as it is not a special place with no signal such as Tianting and Jiuyou, you can contact me. Here." Xiao Meng introduced with a smile.

Zheng Jian looked around and found that the characters in the hall had titles on their heads, such as "Heavenly Sword Su Wuming", "Sword Mad He Qi", "Devil Emperor" Qi Zhengyan...

As soon as he saw Qi Zhengyan's figure, "Devil Emperor" Qi Zhengyan disappeared...

Everyone was too lazy to expose Xiao Meng.

Xiao Meng said with a smile: "With the help of this place, if everyone is in trouble, you can use me and 'Ji Zun' to send reinforcements, and instantly form a situation where the righteous friends besiege the demons."

All the Dharma Bodies were moved, and the information that Xiao Meng revealed not only included himself, but also Zheng Jian of Biyou Palace...

Xiaomeng continued to introduce the "simplified version" of the Myriad Worlds Tongzhi Talisman, which he planned to distribute to disciples of various factions.

At this moment, the brilliance flickered.

Reminder: Zheng Jian, "Jie Zun", changed the group name to "Righteous Way Dharma Body Chat Group".

Zheng Jian: "I think this name is more grounded, [狗头] [狗头]"

Xiao Meng: "..."

The resentment value from Meng Qi is +9999.

Why did you start posting expressions...

Reminder: Zheng Jian of "Ji Zun" changed the group name to "Zai Ren Huang Yi Shi Dian".

Gao Lan turned his gaze, with a little appreciation in his eyes, "I like this name very much."

The resentment value from Meng Qi is +9999.

Reminder: Zheng Jian, the "Supreme", invited Qi Zhengyan, the "Devil Emperor", to join the group chat.

Reminder: "Devil Emperor" Qi Zhengyan withdrew from the group chat.

Xiao Meng gritted her teeth angrily: "...Brother, please stop showing off!"

"Beautiful" Zheng Jian: Okay [beautiful] [beautiful].

Reminder: "Yuanhuang" Su Meng modified the group name to "The right way in the world is the vicissitudes of life".

……

In the blink of an eye, half a year passed.

Late at night.

In the Huanhua Sword Sect, a handsome young disciple was holding the "Tallimeter of Ten Thousand Realms" in his arms, playing with it over and over again, trying out various new functions.

In the darkness, a faint light shone on his face, making him look a bit weird, like a demon from the Netherworld...

Just now, he has tried to exchange brand marks with a few familiar senior brothers, and he can make a video call...

However, what everyone is familiar with can't be more familiar, and it's not worth seeing.

But at this moment, he quickly pressed the buttons with his fingers, saying "good night" to each of the seniors!

A series of "good night" was sent out, and a bunch of replies were received in an instant.

"The Talisman of Ten Thousand Worlds is really good... Hey, by the way, this seems to be able to contact strangers through different numbers... Shall I try it?" Li Yiliang's heart moved, and a bold idea suddenly popped up.

After thinking about it, he typed out a long list of serial numbers with great interest.

"Sorry, the number you dialed is empty." An emotionless mechanical voice came from the Universal Knowledge Talisman.

Li Yiliang was taken aback, "Could it be too long..."

Then, he continued to try, after trying seven or eight numbers in a row, finally it was no longer "I'm sorry...", but changed to the familiar "beep...beep...beep..."

Li Yiliang cheered up, which means someone is using this number!

"Who will pick it up?" He thought in his heart, feeling an inexplicable sense of anticipation.

Because this is a contact with an unfamiliar number, and there is no brand exchange, so there is no light curtain, only sound.

Soon, a voice came from the Universal Knowledge Talisman: "Hi, hello, may I ask who you are?"

The voice is ethereal and clean, like an orchid in an empty valley!

Li Yiliang immediately imagined the image of a lonely and independent ethereal woman in his mind, and immediately said nervously: "Hi, I am Li Yiliang, a disciple of the Zhenwu Sect. I just wanted to contact you casually. Please forgive me if I offend you." .”

"My mother? What kind of strange name is this?" the woman asked suspiciously.

"It's Li Yiliang, Muzi Li, one, two, three, good good." Li Yiliang explained awkwardly.

"Oh, it looks like this! Hello, I'm Yang Yuhong, a disciple of the Jade Moon Sword Sect. Nice to meet you." The ethereal and clean voice sounded again.

"Then... how happy are you?" Li Yiliang asked in a strange way.

He thought to himself: My answer is very humorous... This fairy from the Jade Moon Sword Sect must be very surprised!

In this way, she will become curious about me, then slowly fall in love with me, and finally become a Taoist couple...

Uh, what should our baby be called?

How about... called Li Xunhuan?

Well, that's a good name!

The Talisman of Myriad Realms suddenly fell into a long silence...

Li Yiliang recovered from his imagination, but found that there was no reply from the other side, so he couldn't help asking: "Hello, Junior Sister Yang, are you there?"

"Beep...beep...beep..."

Blind tone!

"She... she hung up... hung up..."

Li Yiliang looked at the Universal Knowledge Talisman in his hand in dismay, not to mention how frustrated he was!

"How could this be? Aren't my questions witty and humorous enough?"

Li Yiliang thought with some self-doubt, "I greeted my brothers and sisters like this before, and everyone seemed very happy..."