I am not a serious young man

Yuxu Palace in Kunlun Mountains, Su Meng respectfully.

The moment he saw the signature, Fan Lishuang felt that he had entered a different world...

Well, Xiaomeng is imitating the method of the angel of Jinao Island. He is not an angel now, but with the help of the cause of all fruits and the seal of Wuji, he can still make a copy...

At least, it's okay to use it to fool the Golden Crow faction!

……

Among the Golden Crow Sect, Fan Lishuang personally took action, and Fang Huayin also worked tirelessly to participate in the refining, which accelerated the refining speed a lot.

At the same time, Huo Lishang, who has become a new generation of Luojiao Dharma King, finally learned the true identity of "Taiyi Tianzun". Thinking of the experience of being cried by Xiaomeng at the beginning, he paid a piece of material and quietly sent it to The Golden Crow School intends to imitate one or two pieces.

A few days later, Fan Lishuang looked at the product in front of him and was extremely satisfied.

This refining, while they completed the task, they also left a lot of materials, which are all their rewards, of course Fan Lishuang was beaming with joy.

Fang Huayin put the things into the mustard ring, thanked Fan Lishuang, and planned to leave.

However, this time, instead of flying back again, I intend to activate the "Three Worlds of Ming Wang Lun", and ask the master to take a shot from the air, so as not to make mistakes on the way back.

Before she could be aroused, a majestic aura descended from the infinite heights of the void, permeating the surroundings, and an indescribable phantom appeared in the darkness.

In such a scene, Fan Lishuang was shocked and speechless!

The next moment, with a flash of light, Fang Huayin's figure disappeared.

The contemporary Luojiao saintess who came to intercept Yedi's news: "..."

Yuan Emperor Su Meng, he predicted Ye Di's prediction!

……

In the darkness, Fang Huayin seemed to be traveling between the barriers of time and space. In just a moment, he felt that he was in an empty hall.

"Huh? Why isn't it Yuxu Palace?" Fang Huayin was horrified, and when he looked up, he saw Xiaomeng's familiar face.

Fang Huayin felt relieved, even if it wasn't Yuxu Palace, as long as the master was there, everything would be fine.

Then she saw a figure opposite her master, with an obscure and indescribable aura, just the aura released naturally made her feel trembling.

Zire here is Biyou Palace, Zheng Jian and Xiao Meng are sitting opposite each other.

Xiao Meng made a move, and from the mustard seed ring in Fang Huayin's hand, everything flew out and fell into the black and white light ball between him and Zheng Jian.

Gradually, the original illusory black and white light ball has a texture, and causal star lines are highlighted on it, as if it has found a bridge between illusion and reality, carrying the cause and effect on the entity, reflecting the universe, as if it is all over the heavens and worlds .

"It's done!" Zheng Jian yelled softly, and stretched out his fingers with Xiao Meng Qiqi, "the cause of all effects" and "the fruit of all causes" respectively penetrated into the black and white light ball.

In an instant, Fang Huayin seemed to feel that the punishment of heaven was coming, and thick thunderbolts fell from inexplicable heights, but when they were almost on top of the two of them, the domineering thunderbolts suddenly became "weak" and turned into strips. Leisi penetrated into the black and white light ball.

If I don't speak first when Lei comes, which electric light dares to make a sound?

Even in the world of "One World", Zheng Jian still has unparalleled dominance over Thunder.

The next moment, a black and white ball of light the size of a basketball was suspended between the two of them. The feeling of illusion and reality was at the same time.

Xiao Meng looked a little tired, but with a smile on his face, "Lingbao, how do you think future generations will record our actions just now?"

In front of his disciples, Xiao Meng still reservedly called Zheng Jian Lingbao to show his dignity.

Zheng Jian was startled for a moment, then came to his senses, pondered for a moment, and said with a smile: "I guess... it should be like this! Later generations said: At that moment, the heaven was furious, and sent down a test of punishment from heaven. Join hands with Emperor Yuanhuang of Yuxu Palace to open up wifi avenues in the heavens and myriad worlds, which will benefit the present age and make great achievements for the future."

Xiao Meng: "..."

What a god, a total of ten thousand worlds WiFi!

However, it’s true to say that through this Ten Thousand Worlds General Knowledge Ball and the equipped peripheral terminals, it is indeed possible to link the heavens and ten thousand worlds, and cross-border communication will become a reality.

Immediately, Xiao Meng took out two peripheral terminals, took one for himself, and gave Zheng Jian another.

Zheng Jian took it and took a look. It was full of metal texture, full of weird patterns, dreamy and beautiful.

"Mang King Kong, why are you still the button version of the elderly phone... No matter what, you have to get a phone with a big screen without notch." Zheng Jian complained.

Xiao Meng's complexion immediately collapsed...

He had already seen Fang Huayin's dull eyes!

"Junior brother, the first generation of Xianxia mobile phone, your requirements should not be so high! What's the best name?" Xiaomeng said helplessly.

Zheng Jian pondered for a moment, "Why don't we call it... King Kong phone?"

Xiao Meng: "..."

God damn King Kong crazy!

"Let's call it the Myriad Realms Tongzhi Talisman, in line with the spirit of the times!" Xiao Meng said in a deep voice.

……

The sea of ​​clouds is not the realm of imagination.

Ye Di "Huo Lishang" sat comfortably in the luxurious ship, with a palm-sized sheet of metal lying quietly on the palm of his hand. He looked over and over several times, but still couldn't see the way.

He thought for a while, and a ray of spiritual consciousness penetrated into it, which immediately triggered a strange voice, and a translucent water curtain appeared in front of him, and a mechanical voice sounded: "This is the Universal Knowledge Test Center. "

"All your comments will be automatically saved. Note: you only have the right to comment, and you can't chatter. If you are dissatisfied, please choose 'exit'."

Huo Lishang looked at it with great interest, "This thing seems quite interesting!"

"Drip! Drip! Drip! Warning, illegal link, illegal link!"

"Self-destruct warning, three, two, one..."

Bang!

The sheet of metal exploded suddenly, and Huo Lishang was blown up without the slightest preparation...

The forbidden law of the entire building and ship was activated, and the cabin was in a mess...

Huo Lishang's hair stood on end, billowing with black smoke, and Young Master Lishang instantly turned into "Brother Sharp".

Several concubines are also disgraced...

In the deathly silence, Huo Lishang and his concubines had only one thought: What the hell is this thing!

……

Biyou Palace.

Zheng Jian sat on the cloud bed of the Taoist temple, looking at the two talismans of universal knowledge in his hands, his heart was full of emotion.

After wandering around in the ancient background world for so many years, the village has finally connected to the Internet...

He thought about it, and the breath in his body became extremely deep, and the star lines of cause and effect in his eyes stood out, as if extending from the infinite world and converging on himself.

In the sea of ​​consciousness, the primordial spirit of the humble Taoist perched on an infinitely high place, overlooking many egos.

……

The universe of "Fengshen", Sanxian Island.

Although Bi Xiao has already conferred the god position, she still likes to cultivate in Sanxian Island.

The sanctification of the flesh is so confident!

She was wearing a long emerald green dress, her black hair was coiled up, she was filled with immortal light, and there was a bit of sadness in her eyes.

"Little bitch, when will you come back to me..."

At this moment, the void in front of her shook, a gap opened, and a figure walked out.

"Little bitch?...No, this is your clay sculpture..."

Southern Changsheng Jiandi stared blankly at Bi Xiao, and offered an exquisite brocade box in his hand.

"Fairy Bixiao, this deity sent me..."

……

Chapter 756 Step back, I'm going to start pretending

On Sanxian Island, Bi Xiao looked at the brocade box in front of him, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

"Why didn't your deity come by yourself?"

The Clay Sculpture Emperor said blankly: "Soon... This thing can be connected across borders, and you can communicate with the deity through it."

After finishing speaking, the clay sculpture Jiandi turned around expressionlessly and disappeared in the cave of Sanxian Island.

Bi Xiao: "...break the avatar!"

After finishing speaking, her eyes fell on the brocade box in her hand again, "This, can we contact across borders...?"

After thinking about it, a look of anticipation appeared in her eyes, and she opened the brocade box carefully, and immediately saw a thin metal sheet.

"What is this?" Bi Xiao muttered to herself, the complicated and mysterious pattern, dreamy and magnificent texture made her full of curiosity.

He took out the metal sheet, but saw that there was still a piece of paper underneath.

"The instruction manual for the universal character?"

……

real world.

Zheng Jian was sitting in Biyou Palace, playing with the "Talk of Universal Knowledge" in his hand.

He was waiting for Bi Xiao to dial.

The next moment, "beep...beep...beep...", the voice sounded, Zheng Jian glanced at the caller ID, and pressed the connect button.

"Hello...is that you?" came a sweet and ethereal voice.

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said in a low voice: "~I'm probably sick, I couldn't sleep anyway, so I sat up and ordered a lotus king. There was no reason for this sadness, and I looked sadly at the two pillows on the head of my bed. Mine, the other is probably also mine..."

"The other party requests to exchange brand marks with you."

"Little bitch, I know it's you, hurry up and exchange brands with me!" Bi Xiao's voice came again.

The corner of Zheng Jian's mouth curled up, and he pressed "Confirm".

The next moment, the light curtain rose, and a miniature version of Bi Xiao suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Wow, it's really possible! Little bitch, where did you get this magic weapon?" Bi Xiao was instantly happy.

Zheng Jian smiled slightly, "It was jointly refined with a fellow Taoist."

"Little bitch, do you know why...Brother Zhao Gongming is prettier and more temperamental than you, do I still like you?" Bi Xiao wrinkled her little nose and said.

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said expressionlessly: "Maybe... you are blind!"

Bi Xiao: "..."

She was instantly speechless by Zheng Jian...

At the same time, in Yuxu Palace in Kunlun Mountain, Xiaomeng's face was full of gossip, peeping with great interest...

"It turns out... Brother Bitch really has a partner... It's not within the scope of the real world! Hehe... Hehehehe..."

In the next second, the "Thousand Worlds General Knowledge Ball" in front of him suddenly flashed, Xiao Meng's expression froze, and he couldn't see it...

In Biyou Palace, after Zheng Jian blocked Xiao Meng, he continued flirting with Bi Xiao.

"Hey, little bitch, I haven't seen you for so long, don't you miss me at all? Do you not like me anymore?" Bi Xiao complained.

Zheng Jian pondered again, and replied: "I like you, you can eat shit, but I love you, so I think I have to persuade you! But you don't listen, but I still love you, so I decided The best, freshest... shit for you."

In the light curtain, Bi Xiao went completely crazy!

"You're the one who eats shit, you're the one who eats shit..."

"If I eat shit, will you still kiss me?" Zheng Jian smiled slightly.

Bi Xiao: "..."

Bi Xiao in the light curtain imagined the scene for a while, and suddenly felt a stomach cramp...

So she hung up with a snap.

Zheng Jian watched quietly, not in a hurry, "Three, two, one."

"Beep...beep...beep..."