I am not a serious young man

"Don't talk nonsense, when Fairy Chang'e saw my old pig, she still smiled at my old pig. That smile is so beautiful... My old pig will never forget...I know, Fairy Chang'e is because I have been here for too long. Without licking her, I feel empty and lonely..."

As Bajie said, he closed his eyes, and said with a happy face, "Women are soft-chested and hard-spoken, but I, the old pig, can see it... This means that there is a heart-to-heart, that is tacit understanding, that is the heart." There is a tacit understanding..."

Zheng Jian looked cold, "Good guy! Old pig, old pig, it's been a long time since anyone has described narcissism so fresh and refined! You, you, if you're okay, put more things in your mind, it's really not good, you put on Tianhe water That's fine too...so that when you're wishful thinking, you can just shake your head and hear Tianhe's wake-up call to you!"

Bajie: "...I want you to take care of it! Humph╭(╯^╰)╮"

The resentment value from Zhu Bajie +5999.

"Baby fairy, in this world, it can be said that the heavens don't understand the warmth of human feelings, and looking at flowers with cold eyes is full of sadness, whether it's you or all living beings in the world, except Fairy Chang'e, no one understands me, old pig."

Zheng Jian was a little fucked up and said, "I'm talking about old pig, I'm afraid you've learned from the past and become stupid? Anyway, you can take a picture of Tianhe, right? With your fat head and big ears, Fairy Chang'e doesn't understand you, don't you?" Pounding your face with a pestle is considered a face for you..."

Bajie was suddenly speechless...

Zheng Jian sneered and said, "Old pig, there is still a difference between dreams and wishful thinking!"

Bajie: "..."

The resentment value from Zhu Bajie +5999.

Bajie was secretly hurting himself by the Tianhe River again...

Zheng Jian is quite helpless, he has already hinted several times that Chang'e is the confinement of the Jade Emperor Tianzun, why doesn't this old pig give up!

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Looking at Buzhou in the south, today's Tang Dynasty has more countries than the Tang Dynasty on earth.

It has been 300 years since the Tang monk learned the scriptures, and the Tang Dynasty in Nanzhan Buzhou is still going on, but the national power is far worse than that of Li Er...

The Tang emperor who is currently in power is Tang Wuzong, who is the last brother of Wenzong and ascended the throne.

The Emperor Wuzong appointed Li Deyu as his chancellor, and launched a large-scale event that shocked the entire earth and fairy world-destroying Buddha!

Not long after Lingshan Tathagata passed away, this campaign to exterminate Buddha began...

Respecting Taoism and exterminating Buddha, countless monks were forced to return to secular life, and small temples all over the world were demolished. In Chang'an alone, 33 temples were demolished...

The 300-year-long momentum of Buddhism was completely strangled, nearly 20 temples in Nanzhan Buzhou were demolished, and more than [-] monks and nuns were returned to the world...

In Chang'an City, a 16-year-old Jun Yan, looking at the chaos of the Tang Dynasty, walked to the west of the city, intending to go west.

His name is Jiang Liu, but he is the reincarnated Chen Xuanzang. Just over 16 years old, he had an urge to go west, and this urge became stronger and stronger, as if something in the west was attracting him.

"Hey, Brother Jiang, where are you going?" A young man with a jade face stopped Chen Zang.

Jiang Liu knew this son, his name was Qiao Ling'er, he was a very nice man.

But he naturally had an inexplicable sense of resistance to it, and when he stopped him at this time, he couldn't help frowning, but he still said: "I don't know, I plan to travel westward and travel the world."

Qiao Ling'er heard the words, glanced at the western sky, and said with a smile: "Go to the west, why not go east?"

"No, I'm going west." After finishing speaking, Jiang Liu passed Qiao Ling'er and walked westward alone.

Qiao Ling'er looked at Jiang Liu's back, and was about to give him his horse when a servant beside him said, "Master, it's time to go home! The master collects the rent today, the eldest master has gone, and the second master should go to help. "

Qiao Linger thought for a while, "Okay..."

With that said, he walked in the opposite direction with his entourage.

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Chapter 572 Two Joes

Different from the original book, today's Wutian's unity of good and evil thoughts has only touched the Buddhist world, neither the heaven nor the underworld has undergone major changes, and the scope of the kalpa has been reduced to the Buddhist world.

At Qiao's house, the second young master Qiao Ling'er rode a horse to the outside of his village, and saw the tenants of Qiao's village paying rent to Qiao's house, while his elder brother Qiao Yu'er followed Master Qiao to check the accounts.

"Big Joe, the harvest is not good this year..." Mrs. Qiao sighed looking at the distressed faces of the tenants.

Qiao Yu'er, who is already 16 years old, still can't accept the trumpet "Da Qiao" that his father gave him. A trace of helplessness flashed on Jun's face, and he said immediately: "Father, since it is not good to defend the city, it is better to avoid it." Let’s pay for this year’s rent. The big guys have worked so hard for a whole year, and they only have this little success, and leave it to us, how can they live?”

When the tenants heard this, their eyes widened and their ears pricked up, hoping that Master Qiao would agree.

After hearing the words, Mrs. Qiao murmured, "But in this case, our family will inevitably be short on food and clothing..."

Qiao Yuer looked at the longing in the eyes of the tenants, and suddenly said: "It's nothing to be tight on clothes and food, the key is to let the big guys survive. I ask dad to waive everyone's rent for this year!"

Master Qiao sighed, "You are such a prodigal son! Our ancestors accumulated virtues and accumulated this family property, but you are lucky, you will give it away with a word..."

Qiao Yu'er smiled, "Father, do you think our family will be divided between me and Xiao Qiao in the future? Will the family's property belong to our brothers in the future?"

Mrs. Qiao's face changed when he heard the words, and he said angrily, "So what! The old man is not dead yet, why, you are thinking about dividing the family property first?"

Qiao Ling'er just came to the side at this time, and said, "Brother, how can you be so angry with Daddy?"

Qiao Yuer glanced at Qiao Linger, and said coldly: "What do you know! Go play!"

Xiao Qiao: "..."

"Are you still scolding your second brother?" Master Qiao suddenly got up tremblingly with anger, raised his crutches and wished to give Big Qiao a hit.

Qiao Yu'er hurriedly said: "Father, can you listen to me! What I mean is... since our family's property will belong to our brothers in the future, aren't you just spending my money now, dad? Yes, of course I can also spend it, right? Then I will use my part to offset the rent of the tenants... Is this okay for the head office?"

Master Qiao was dumbfounded when he heard that, and he didn't know whether he should hit the cane...

Zheng Jian, who was hidden in the void, couldn't help but get weird when he heard these words.

"Good guy, it is indeed the reincarnation of my big boss, the Great Tianzun... This logic is really... reasonable!" Zheng Jian secretly laughed in his heart.

He had nothing to do, so he came to the mortal world to look for the reincarnation of Da Tianzun and Tathagata, but he did not expect that Tathagata and Jade Emperor were reincarnated in the same family, and they became brothers...

Listening to the Jade Emperor's words at this time, Zheng Jian was convinced!

"Since our family's property is mine, what you are spending now is my money!"

Hearing this, it's really a great filial piety!

This is really... the rebirth of the Jade Emperor looks at life with filial piety!

No, Mrs. Qiao was dumbfounded, and Qiao Linger was dumbfounded!

On the other hand, the tenants on the other side were elated, knelt on the ground, and said in unison: "Thank you, young master!"

Upon seeing this, Master Qiao put down his raised crutches, "Forget it, it's easy! Just do as Da Qiao said, and all your monthly bills will be halved this year."

Qiao Yu'er nodded indifferently, then turned around and said loudly, "You heard me, hurry up and take all your food back! Be careful my second brother is jealous, he is a money addict, and he always asks others for money for everything."

Qiao Linger: "Brother, I..."

Qiao Yu'er squinted at her silly younger brother, "Aren't you a money fan?"

Qiao Ling'er was speechless, he really didn't want to lose his monthly routine...

"They planted our land, shouldn't they pay some rent... It's not good to keep it this year. If the next year is a bumper harvest, everyone will just make up for it..." Qiao Linger blushed and said.

In the void, Zheng Jian shook his head, a little disdainful in his heart, he was reincarnated and reborn, and he still couldn’t get rid of the stinky problem of being a Tathagata, learning scriptures requires personnel, and chanting scriptures requires gold, and it’s still the same now...

It's also reincarnation, let's make a judgment!

Sure enough, Qiao Yuer's complexion changed, and she said coldly, "What nonsense are you talking about! Second brother, I think you are really a money addict! I have already used my monthly rent to make up for this year's rent, and the tenants will have to make up for it next year." What? It’s really different ways, and we don’t conspire with each other!”

After Qiao Yuer finished speaking, she didn't bother to talk to Qiao Linger anymore, and turned around to help the tenants pack food...

Mrs. Qiao glanced at Big Qiao, then at Little Qiao, sighed, and went back to Qiao's compound...

Qiao Ling'er stood where she was, her face full of disbelief, and she muttered: "The monthly rate is less than half, I don't believe that you are really willing, big brother!"

With that said, he also went home...

At the gate, only Da Qiao and his entourage worked tirelessly to help the tenants pack food. Although he was sweating profusely and his clothes were soaked, he had no complaints.

The tenants were all grateful, and said one after another: "Young master, you are really a bodhisattva... You waived our rent, but your money was cut in half... In our hearts..."

Da Qiao waved his hand, "What's that little money? It's just a year's rent less, and I won't starve to death, so I only care about the old man and my short-sighted second brother..."

Looking at the appearance of the reincarnated Jade Emperor in the void, Zheng Jian was suddenly moved. He immediately turned into a young man and came to the gate of the Qiao Family Courtyard. !"

Da Qiao glanced at Zheng Jian, for some reason, her mood suddenly improved...

After harvesting the grain, the tenants went home happily.

Da Qiao looked at Zheng Jian and said with a smile: "You are a warm-hearted person, and you look decent, but you are willing to work for these poor people. You are very angry with me! Qiao Fu, go to the house to get some wine Come, I want to have a drink with this brother."

His entourage was also sweating from exhaustion, and when he heard this, he smiled and went in to get some wine.

Zheng Jian glanced at Qiao Fu, and his heart moved slightly: Oh, isn't this the bully of the giant spirit... The Jade Emperor actually brought him down as a follower... It seems that the emperor likes this kind of simple-minded Well-developed limbs!

"Young Master Qiao is too much! In contrast, you are the real magnanimous. You would rather lose your own money and let these people live a better life. Admiration, admiration." Zheng Jian said with a smile.

Qiao Yuer laughed loudly, "Money is something outside of the body, if you don't bring it with you when you die, why do you care?"

Zheng Jian secretly praised in his heart: As expected of the Jade Emperor in charge of the Three Realms, he is magnificent!

After a while, Qiao Fu came out with two jars of wine. Qiao Yu'er threw one jar to Zheng Jian, and she carried the other jar, and sat directly on the doorstep to drink.

"ton ton ton ton..."

Seeing the bold and unrestrained appearance of the Jade Emperor, Zheng Jian was a little surprised, good guy, who would have thought that the Supreme Being of the Three Realms would have such a side...

Sit on the curb steps and drink...

"Hey, brother, what's your name?" Qiao Yu'er drank half of the pot, wiped the wine stains from the corner of her mouth, and said madly.

Zheng Jian smiled, "My name is Zheng Jian."

Qiao Yuer smacked her lips, "Brother, you are named... your father... you are really talented!"

Zheng Jian smiled, "Everyone! Master Qiao...Speaking of which, Young Master Qiao is still a widow!"

Qiao Yu'er's expression froze immediately, and she was a little annoyed. Well, the nickname "Da Qiao" is really an eternal pain in his heart!

"It's not because of my ignorant father, who doesn't even know Er Qiao, who is famous in the Three Kingdoms, so he picked up nicknames..." Qiao Yuer said helplessly.

"Hahahaha, if Dongfeng doesn't agree with Zhou Lang, Tongquechun will lock Er Qiao deeply! Da Qiao, do you want to stay in Tongque Terrace for a few days?" Zheng Jian joked, the chances of being able to tease the Great Heavenly Venerable are really rare ah……

Qiao Yuer glared at Zheng Jian, feeling more and more hateful about this person.

Suddenly, he had an idea, and said with a smile: "You have already said that Tongquechun locks Er Qiao deeply. I am Da Qiao, and Er Qiao is my silly younger brother. What does Suo Er Qiao have to do with me, Da Qiao?"

Zheng Jian looked at Qiao Yu'er in surprise, "Okay, Da Qiao, you're a little witty!"

For some reason, two words came to Zheng Jian's mind: "Bo Fu, why are you coming...Bo Fu, I'm going..."

This is Da Qiao's line in "Three Kingdoms Killing". The first sentence is "displaced", and the latter sentence is "dead in battle"!

However, no matter how you listen to this line, it smells like a car.

Are you coming... come... well... and I went... went... gone...

Thinking of this, Zheng Jian can only lament that he has grown up again. He was an innocent boy when he played "Three Kingdoms" in his previous life. How can he understand the deep meaning of these words!

But now, looking at the mountain is not a mountain, and looking at the water is not water, it is intriguing...

Thinking of this, Zheng Jian smiled when he saw Qiao Yuer's eyes, and said delicately, "Bo Fu...you come!"

Qiao Yu'er's face was covered with black lines, and she roared angrily, "Your surname is Zheng, get the hell out of here!"

Zheng Jian laughed out loud...

Qiao Fu (Giant Spirit) who was standing next to him was confused, "What did the young master say to this man, so happy?"

Yes, this is the sorrow of Zhang Yu...

At this time, Qiao Linger heard the sound and came out, looking at Zheng Jian who was sitting with Qiao Yuer, she felt an inexplicably familiar feeling of disgust...

So, he snorted coldly, and said lightly: "Brother, dad asked you to come in for dinner! Dad also said, don't casually associate with those dubious people."

When Zheng Jian heard this, Qiao Linger's eyes changed immediately, and he showed a fierce look: "Young man, you have to be responsible when you speak! Who do you think is a dubious person?"

Damn, even though you are the reincarnated soul boy of Tathagata, believe it or not, I will kill you right now...

Qiao Yu'er quickly smoothed things over and said, "Brother, don't be angry, don't be angry, my younger brother is just a fool..."

Zheng Jian said with a sneer: "My brother Pi Song is old, he's probably pretending, just give him a good beating!"

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Chapter 573