I am not a serious young man

What about the future Buddha?

The Buddhas of the past and the Buddhas of the present have passed away, so how come the Buddhas of the future have not yet arrived?

Future Buddha Maitreya: ╮(~▽~)╭

He was still smiling, and it wouldn't be Maitreya if he didn't smile, but there was a bit of bitterness in this smile no matter how you looked at it!

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The person I am waiting for is still in the future...

After all, the future, the future... just hasn't come yet!

Reasonable, reasonable.

The Bull Demon King said that it's not that he doesn't understand, but that the world is changing too fast.

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In the Daxiong Palace, the Bull Demon King saw Wutian Buddha sitting high on the lotus platform with seven treasures, and clasped his fists and said: "The Buddha is righteous, my old cow is very grateful."

Wutian smiled, admiring the reckless Bull Demon King, and nodded, "Now that I have become a Buddha, I shall reappoint all the Buddhas! The status of the Buddhas who have converted to this throne will not change. , would you like to become a Buddha?"

Zheng Jian shook his head, "Thank you Buddha for his kindness, but I'm used to idleness, and I don't agree with Buddhist teachings, I'll just be my cheap fairy... Besides, hasn't the Buddha already handed over the heaven to me? "

Wutian knew that Zheng Jian was going straight, so he stopped talking, but started to seal the group of monsters who followed him.

The seven saints, the tiger demon, the fox demon, the most beautiful chicken, the giant scorpion, etc. were all blessed by Wutian, and they were all overjoyed and thanked them one after another.

"Zheng Jian, since you don't want to enter Buddhism, then this seat will give you a power. Although you are not a Buddha, you can supervise all Buddhas. This seat knows that you don't like monsters cannibalizing people, so this seat is under the command of this seat." Yongli, the rest of the meat and fish, who are under the command of this seat, do not require forcible abstinence. The Continuing Education Academy is still yours, and there are great merits in educating the monster race. You don't need to be rewarded by this seat, and you will also have a long-term blessing."

Zheng Jian smiled slightly, arched his hands, "So, thank you Buddha."

After everything was over, Wutian announced the adjournment of the meeting, and now all the demons have blessed the positive results, and they are looking for their own dojos in this vast spiritual mountain.

Only Wutian and Zheng Jian remained in the Daxiong Palace.

Wutian stopped Zheng Jian, "Zheng Jian, please stay here, I have something to discuss with you."

Zheng Jian knew that it must be the reincarnation of the Tathagata, so he stayed behind as he said, "But according to the Buddha's order."

Wutian smiled, "Between you and me, it is enough for brothers to be equal. Brother Zheng Jian, although the Tathagata has nirvana, the number of days given to me is only 33 days. After 33 days, the Tathagata will return. If you don't prepare early, when the time comes We are all just fetching water from a bamboo basket in vain."

Zheng Jian smiled slightly, nodded and said, "What is the best strategy for the Buddha?"

"In terms of cultivation and mana, I am not afraid even if the Tathagata returns, but there is one thing that must be done. According to legend, including the burning Buddha, there were sixteen Western Buddhas who passed away in the past, and all of them left relics In addition, there is a boneless relic that is said to have never been known. If seventeen relics are gathered, unimaginable power will erupt, and even this seat may be defeated... Therefore, this seat would like to invite you Go help me collect these seventeen relics, even if you can't collect all of them, you must collect at least four or five, especially the crucial boneless relics!"

Zheng Jian clapped his hands together, "Did the Buddha say this?"

In the palm of his hand lay a crystal clear relic.

Wutian was both surprised and delighted when he saw this, "Brother, you got one so quickly? I really didn't misunderstand the person!" Zheng Jian took out one!

It makes Wutian feel like he is dreaming...

"Buddha, this is the relic left by the burning lamp! His relic appeared only after you left. His disciple Yunju wanted to take it away, but I was the first to get it." Zheng Jian smiled. Said, "Now dedicate this relic to the Buddha."

However, Wutian didn't pick it up, "You don't have to give it to me, you can take it yourself. This relic is transformed by the magic power of Ran Deng. You are not a Buddhist, but you can also understand the beauty of it, and it is also useful for your way. Benefits. If you can obtain the most mysterious boneless relic, after comprehension, you will be able to prove the fruit of the Heavenly Lord."

When Zheng Jian heard this, he was really moved!

Where can I find such a good boss? I have already taken out the relics. This is the only thing that threatens him. In the end, Wutian didn’t want it, and reminded myself that I can understand the beauty of it...

I have to say, good boss of Journey to the West, Iwantu.

As for the boneless relic, Zheng Jian also has some guesses, but whether this guess is true or not, he still needs to verify it slowly.

"Thank you Buddha for your guidance, then I will take my leave." Zheng Jian cupped his hands and exited the Daxiong Hall.

Wutian sat on the Qibao lotus platform, his eyes were indifferent.

Suddenly, the clothes on his body changed, and the Buddha's light also began to change. It was half white and half black, and the expression on his face was also half peaceful and half cold.

If Zheng Jian saw it, he would understand that it was Wutian's good and evil thoughts.

"Have you thought about it? Are you really going to sit on this Buddha seat forever?" Wutian said to himself.

"That's natural! I want to improve this Buddhism. I can't help marrying, I can't help meat, I don't make good and evil confront each other, and I don't force sentient beings..."

In an instant, Wutian's body emitted a white light, and good thoughts came out from his body, forming a statue of Wutian in white.

Wutian in black showed a trace of coldness, "You can't even do it, do you think you can do it?"

Bai Yi Wutian was silent for a while, "Only by improving Buddhism, I will revive Ah Shu and let her come to this Western Paradise! The current Buddhist world is full of hypocrisy, and she will not be happy seeing it."

Hei Yi Wu Tian also fell silent when he heard the name "A Shame".

"Evil thoughts, you are the source of my strength, but at the same time, I am also your ideal. If you want to realize this kind of ambition, you can't just force the Tathagata to Nirvana. Only you and I are completely integrated, regardless of each other Only then can we truly have the power to change the world." Bai Yi Wutian showed a gentle smile on his lips.

Hei Yi Wutian pondered for a while, "You are much stronger now than you were 300 years ago! I have to say, this is the credit of the immortal, his appearance, his deeds, let me see hope, and this is my wish Let go of your powerful roots. However, who is leading the fusion of you and me?"

Bai Yiwutian's smile remained unchanged, "You are me, and I am you, so why should we divide each other. You appeared because of Ah Shau's death, and you were the leader in the dark abyss, but because at that time you only thought about Destroy the Buddhist world, so I don't want to merge with you. Now, you have seen a brand new path, which makes it possible for you and me to reunite. Therefore, there is no need to divide the leadership, right and wrong, good and evil are one, although you are Evil thoughts have capacity, although I have good thoughts, I also have selfish intentions, only by facing you and me squarely can we find the truth.”

Wutian in black laughed, "I see."

Baiyi Wutian also laughed, "That's how it is."

The two Wutians, one black and one white, laughed at the same time, and immediately the two figures returned to one body.

Wutian reappeared, his eyes were flat and clear, and there was no conflict between good and evil thoughts, "Buddhism, you should improve yourself!"

This is the real Wutian. The reason why he has been sleeping for 300 years is that on the one hand, the time has not yet come, but on the other hand, it is also because Wutian's own thoughts of good and evil are separated. The problem.

Now, through Zheng Jian's series of actions, Wutian's goal of revenge to the Tathagata has been achieved, the evil thoughts and obsessions have faded, and the good thoughts have returned.

When his evil thoughts and good thoughts are able to treat each other equally, Wutian finally completed his deeds.

At this moment, the great supernatural beings of the entire Three Realms were startled, and all turned their attention to the location of the Western Spirit Mountain.

In the Eastern Heavenly Court, Taishang Daozu, who was watching the fire and alchemy in Tushita Palace, changed his eyes slightly, glanced up, and sighed: "The number of days...has changed. Tathagata, Tathagata, the mechanism is too clever to calculate, but I don't know, 33 days later The fixed number is no longer a fixed number! You always think that the general trend cannot be changed, but in fact, what is the general trend? The general trend you see is just the general trend you think..."

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It is early morning when Zhan Buzhou in the south.

In Qiao's Manor, Mrs. Qiao walked up and down in the yard restlessly, with an anxious expression on his face, and glanced at the door in front of him from time to time.

The servants were rushing in and out, holding hot water in their hands, when a woman's screams came from the room.

Suddenly, the eastern sky was exposed to the sun, and immediately there was a thousand miles of purple air in the sky, and a blue light fell from the sky and fell into the delivery room of Qiao's courtyard.

Immediately afterwards, another golden light bloomed, and another Buddha statue came with a smile, and immediately turned into a golden light and threw it in at the same time.

The next moment, the sound of a baby crying came, and a maid rushed out of the room and said loudly, "Congratulations, master, they are twins!"

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Chapter 571 You don't understand the joy of being a dog licking us

Grandpa Qiao looked at the two babies who looked almost identical in front of him, his face was full of joy.

"Master, please also give names to the two sons." Mrs. Qiao was very weak, but her eyes were bright.

"The one who came out first is called Qiao Yuer, nicknamed Da Qiao; the one who came out later is called Qiao Linger, nicknamed Xiao Qiao! Hey, Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao..."

The two babies each showed a speechless expression...

heaven.

But Bajie left the Lingshan Mountain and returned to the Heavenly Court. Along the way, he met all kinds of gods, and all of them greeted Bajie with a smile.

Now, Bajie has regained his true fruit, and the gods don't know the drastic changes in the Buddhist world, but they still think that Bajie came to heaven to visit.

Bajie looked at the fairies who were chatting and laughing happily, and couldn't help sighing in his heart: It's better to be in heaven, not to be robbed...

It walked straight towards Lingxiao Temple, but ran into Taibaijinxing head-on.

When Taibai Jinxing saw Bajie, his heart skipped a beat, and he quickly hid aside...

Bajie grabs Jin Xing, wondering: "Jin Xing, why did you see my old pig running?"

Seeing that he couldn't leave, Taibai Jinxing apologized and said with a smile: "It's nothing, it's nothing, now you have become an envoy of the altar, congratulations for being certified. This... the old man suddenly remembered something... anxious, anxious!"

Bajie saw the twinkle in Taibai Jinxing's eyes, and he didn't let Taibai Jinxing go, "Old Taibai, we were considered close friends in the past, and based on what I know about you, you must have something to hide from me, hurry up." explain."

Taibai Jinxing quickly said: "No, no, why is the old man hiding something from you... You said you have been in the lower realm for so many years..."

The more Bajie looked at Taibai Jinxing, the more suspicious he became, and immediately pulled him regardless, "If you don't tell me, I will never let you go today!"

Taibai Jinxing felt helpless, "Do you really want to know?"

"Say!"

"Actually, it's been so long, so what if you know?" Taibai Jinxing hesitated.

"Then my old pig also needs to know, is it related to my old pig's violation of the rules of heaven in the past?" Ba Jie stared at Taibai Jinxing suspiciously and asked.

Taibai Jinxing sighed, and said: "That's what happened. In the past, when you were drunk and molested Fairy Chang'e, Da Tianzun was furious when he found out, so he asked Wu Qu Xingjun how to deal with you..."

Bajie narrowed his eyes, it was the first time he heard the key to the events of the past, and immediately said: "What happened later?"

Taibai Jinxing's expression became weird, "Mr. Wuqu Xing replied: 'Marshal Tianpeng knows that he broke the law, so he should be punished according to the law'!"

Bajie's face changed drastically, and he immediately cursed: "Good, you martial arts star king, you really don't care about martial arts..."

After cursing for a while, Bajie was puzzled again, "If that's the case, why didn't His Majesty kill my old pig?"

It remembered that the Jade Emperor just beat it up, and then demoted it to the mortal world...

Taibai Jinxing's complexion became more and more strange, and he held back a smile and said, "Da Tianzun still... loves you very much. Hearing Wu Qu Xingjun's words, he felt very sorry, so he said: 'If this is the case, be a pig, let's be a pig'... So , you cast a pig fetus..."

Bajie was stunned in the same place immediately, and only then did he understand why he was born into the wrong fetus but chose to be born into a pig fetus...

It turned out that the Jade Emperor replaced "Dangzhu" with "Dangzhu"...

Taibai Jinxing looked at Bajie in a daze, quickly pulled back his sleeves, and Shi Shi ran away.

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Bajie came to the bank of the Tianhe River in a state of despair, looked at the majestic Tianhe River, saw the countless stars up and down in it, and suddenly remembered the days when it was in charge of the [-] Tianhe Navy and was known as the Marshal of the Canopy...

What kind of majesty, what kind of courage was it at that time?

If he can eat flat peaches and drink imperial wine, he is also the Jade Emperor's confidant and beloved general!

Today's Bajie has already understood that no matter whether he was drunk and molested Chang'e or not, he will be reprimanded by the Great Tianzun and become the second apprentice of the Tang monk...

But now, the Buddhist world is in chaos, Tang Sanzang has reincarnated again, and even the Tathagata has passed into Nirvana...

Ba Jie sees the true face of the Buddhist world, and is completely disappointed in Buddhism. He returns to Tianhe, but finds that his favorite is still here.

"Old pig, don't you want to find the Jade Emperor? What are you doing by the Tianhe River?" Zheng Jian just went to the Heavenly Court to exchange memories with the avatar. At this time, he was wandering around, but happened to catch a glimpse of Bajie standing by the Tianhe River in a daze. He couldn't help but walked over and said with a smile.

For him, Bajie is also considered a good friend, especially in the Daxiong Hall, Zheng Jian is still very grateful for speaking out against the pressure of Tathagata.

Bajie glanced at Zheng Jian, and murmured: "Since ancient times, there has been a lot of love and nothing to hate..."

"(⊙o⊙)..."

"I said, old pig, you are like this, and you still miss Chang'e? Listen to my brother's persuasion, stop being a dog licking..." Zheng Jian sighed, and told him Chang'e's true identity a long time ago, why do you still miss Chang'e? nah...

Bajie shook his head, "Bad fairy, it's not that I don't listen to advice, but you don't understand the joy of being a dog licker at all. The person who is licked cannot predict whether he will continue to be licked in the future. In this case, she There will be a sense of insecurity, and once you lose it, you will be very lost, very lonely, and very empty."

"But it's different when we lick dogs. Whether we lick or not is up to us! Today the bone is cheap, so lick it, and tomorrow if you're in a bad mood, then fuck off, just like marching to war, Stand still and stop licking for a while, tell me, from this point of view, don't we have a sense of control?"

Zheng Jian was stunned...

He has been in the rivers and lakes for so many years, and this is the first time he has heard that being a licking dog is so righteous!

The key is that you listen to this, it really makes sense...

This is so ridiculous!

Bajie laughed and said: "You don't know, on the journey to the West, when I arrived in Tianzhu, my old pig met the Jade Rabbit Essence. The Jade Rabbit Essence used to be in its original form but I couldn't tell. After it became a human body, it is really watery... ..."

"So... your old pig fell in love with the Jade Rabbit Spirit again? Your love is really easygoing, adapting to the situation..." Zheng Jian complained.

"How can it be! My old pig's heart for Fairy Chang'e is so clear!" Bajie immediately swore, "I haven't finished yet, the essence of the jade rabbit is not the point, the point is Fairy Chang'e... That time, she finally Immortal!"

At this moment, Zheng Jian saw a look of longing on Bajie's face, and couldn't help but nodded: "In life, you can't hesitate, go wherever you want to go; if you want to date Chang'e, just think about it!"

Bajie nodded in satisfaction when he heard the first half of the sentence, but his expression suddenly collapsed when he heard the second half...

What is "just thinking"?