I am not a serious young man

Suddenly, Tang Seng heard "Master...", and immediately responded: "Apprentices, I am here as a teacher..."

After a while, the six-eared macaque and other three brothers came, and Xingxian and Gu Zhigong all disappeared one after another...

Hearing Tang Seng's words, the six-eared macaque smiled and said, "Master, I think those are monsters! Tell me, who are they?"

Tang Seng said bluntly, and the six-eared macaque pointed to the rocky cliff in front of him, "Shibagong is a pine tree, Guzhigong is a cypress tree, Lingkongzi is a juniper tree, Fuyunshou is a bamboo tree, the naked ghost is a maple tree, and the apricot fairy... Hehe , naturally it is the apricot tree, and the osmanthus and wintersweet, it is the girl that Master saw..."

"All in all, it's just a bunch of monsters..."

"Bajie, go, dig up all these trees!"

Hearing this, Bajie went straight forward and swung the nine-toothed rake to dig up these trees.

Seeing this, Xingxian was shocked, and hurriedly appeared, "Wait a minute! Why are you hurting me..."

The six-eared macaque said with a smile: "It has not hurt people now, but in the future, it will hurt people a lot!"

Xingxian looked at the six-eared macaque in astonishment, terrified, "You...you...no..."

Zheng Jian appeared beside Xingxian, stopped Xingxian from talking, and looked at the six-eared macaque coldly, "This is my first disciple, 'Sun Wukong', you want to kill her?"

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Chapter 564 Even if it's ugly, I can't help it

The six-eared macaque looked at Zheng Jian who suddenly appeared, and looked embarrassed, "Why, I just scare her..."

Zheng Jian gave the six-eared macaque a cold look, then turned his gaze to Bajie, "What about you, do you want to hurt my disciple too?"

Bajie was stunned, "Is she your disciple?"

Bajie said it didn't know...

In the void, the hidden Wufang Jiedi showed his figure, looked at Zheng Jian and shouted: "Bold and cheap, since you have been grounded, and now you have not finished traveling west, you appear here, it is against the rules of heaven!"

Hearing this, Zheng Jian sneered and said, "The rule of heaven? What if I violated the rule of heaven? What crime has my disciple committed? You just invited Tang Seng to talk about a few poems, and you want to kill her? Even if it comes to Lingshan, rushing into the Lingxiao Palace, what do I, a cheap fairy, have to be afraid of! But you guys, who gave you the courage to talk to me like this?"

As he said that, Zheng Jian slashed out with a sword, and the sword light soaring into the sky instantly submerged Wufang Jiedi...

Seeing this, the six-eared macaque immediately appeared in front of Wufang Jiedi, holding a stick to help him block the sword light.

"Fellow immortal fellow Taoist, it was all a misunderstanding!" The six-eared macaque apologized with a smile, secretly scolding himself for forgetting about this...

"Misunderstanding? If I hadn't appeared in time, my eldest disciple would have become a dead soul of your subordinates, and he has already been reincarnated!" Zheng Jian shouted coldly.

In fact, if Zheng Jian hadn't left a mark on the cliff, he would have almost forgotten it.

After all, the monkey in front of him is no longer the monkey he once knew...

If it was Sun Houzi, he would definitely not be cruel to Xingxian!

"Fellow Immortal and Daoist, the poor monk apologized to you, please hold your hand high and let 'Wukong' go..." In midair, the figure of Venerable Guanyin suddenly appeared.

Seeing Guanyin appearing to apologize, Zheng Jian took a deep look at Guanyin, and suddenly his expression eased, "Since Venerable Guanyin is interceding for you, I will not make things difficult for you."

With that said, Zheng Jian waved his hand, "Let's go."

The six-eared macaque was a little bit unwilling, but seeing Venerable Guanyin like this, he could only grit his teeth and leave westward without looking back.

Tang Seng and others bowed to Avalokitesvara, and followed them westward.

A storm stopped here.

On the rocky cliff, Mr. Guzhi in the shadow of the tree and others thanked Zheng Jian one after another. If Zheng Jian hadn't appeared in time, they would have almost suffered a disaster.

"Master, thank you..." Xingxian said with some fear, "Then why is Uncle Dasheng like a different person? He looks at me very strangely."

Zheng Jian shook his head, did not explain, but said: "Xing'er, the world will be in chaos, bring the bodies of your friends and return to Yuanqiao Xianshan."

Xingxian was overjoyed, and hurried to discuss with Mr. Gu Zhi and others.

Mr. Guzhi and others have no objection to this, and it is their chance to leave Thorn Ridge and go to the legendary Eastern Sea Fairy Mountain.

Immediately, Zheng Jian cast a spell to take the whole stone cliff into his palm, and flew towards Yuanqiao Xianshan.

Regarding Zheng Jian's aboveboard appearance in Thorn Ridge this time, Heavenly Court didn't ask any questions, and Lingshan knew it was wrong, and didn't pursue it, so it just turned a blind eye, and the matter just passed.

……

After returning to Yuanqiao Xianshan and arranging Gu Zhigong and others, Zheng Jian merged with the clone and exchanged memories.

"It seems that this deity has already made arrangements for the Bull Demon King, otherwise he wouldn't have been sitting idly by?" the avatar Zhen Jian said with a smile.

"Lingshan will not kill the Bull Demon King, but will only suppress it, thinking about taming it slowly in the future. When Wutian Buddha comes, the Bull Demon King will be able to get out of trouble, and this period of time will also let the Bull Demon King calm down... After all, now, This is not the time for it to stand on its own as king."

Zheng Jian is very clear that there are several key targets in the westward journey to learn the scriptures, the most important of which is that the Buddhist sect wants to eradicate the influence of the Bull Demon King of Jilei Mountain.

The reason is simple, the Bull Demon King is too famous and his influence is too extensive.

The head of the Seven Great Sages, with friends all over half of the Earth Immortal Realm, and power occupying a small half of Xiniu Hezhou, has long been a thorn in Lingshan Tathagata's side.

It is an established arrangement to eradicate the Bull Demon King with the help of Journey to the West!

In fact, if you look closely at the Bull Demon King and his wife, you can find that they have not done anything wrong.

The Bull Demon King has a rough personality, which was already evident when he met Zheng Jian.

In fact, Princess Iron Fan is also a model of a virtuous and virtuous wife. She holds the magic weapon, the banana fan, but she does not use it to do bad things. Let the people near the Flame Mountain survive, and at the same time, she herself received some gifts from the local people, four pigs and four sheep, bonuses and so on...

Just like the black bear spirit and the yellow lion spirit, they all live in harmony with the human race.

Speaking of the yellow lion spirit, he is even more innocent, not like a monster, but like a farmer living in the mountains. He has no interest in golden cudgels, but has a special liking for Bajie's nails and rakes. The reason is very simple, nails and rakes belong to farm tools ah!

And after this guy stole the nail rake, he was going to hold a nail rake meeting and needed some pigs and sheep, so he actually asked the little demon to go down the mountain with money to buy them!

Even if Bajie and Monkey came to the cave of Huang Shijing disguised as merchants, Huang Shijing was not surprised to see a human being, but instead said, "Little ones, take five taels of silver and send him away."

And when the cave was destroyed, a lot of soft objects were found in the cave, just like the money hidden by a rich man at home. This... is not a monster, but a farmer who wants to live a peaceful life monster……

His home was destroyed, and his first reaction was to commit suicide!

Compared with other monsters who burned, killed and looted, the yellow lion spirit and the black bear spirit looked vicious, but they were actually quite kind.

If it hadn't been for stealing the nail rake, maybe the yellow lion spirit would have slipped under the comb of Journey to the West...

In the next few years, Zheng Jian remained the same as before, serving as a member of Yuan Qiao, teaching his disciples, eating, drinking and having fun.

By the way, Heifeng is the most excited about Xingxian's return...

Licking Bear hasn't seen the goddess for several years, and he is almost sick of lovesickness.

Now that the goddess has returned, Heifeng has begun to show her frantic courtship again...

Beiju Luzhou, Yaozu Continuing Education Academy.

When Zheng Jian saw Jiao Demon King again, this guy seemed to have abstained from sex for a while, and he returned to his previous energetic state.

It's just that Ju Xie, the boss of Fengyuelou, has retired!

Recently, I had nothing to do and ran to the academy all the time. She looked completely impressed by the Jiao Demon King, and turned from a lustful girl to a jade girl...

After Zheng Jian heard about it, he could only sigh secretly.

In this regard, the most sad thing is naturally a large number of monsters represented by the tiger demon. The benefactors who once bowed down under the skirt of the giant scorpion can only secretly feel sad.

just like……

Orange pear yarn's retreat is ordinary...

The sad one is always the old man.

"Dean, I have a question to ask you." The tiger demon sat in front of Zheng Jian, holding a jug of wine in his hand, with a desolate expression.

Zheng Jian laughed secretly, "What's the matter?"

"Dean, tell me, as long as a woman takes the initiative, as long as this woman is not ugly, men will not be able to bear it?" Tiger Demon said sadly.

"Huh? You mean, it was the Flood Demon King who was chased by the giant scorpion in the end?" Zheng Jian's eyes widened. My good guy, the Flood Demon King can actually be chased by the charming giant scorpion?

"Yeah." The tiger demon nodded, feeling a bit puzzled by Miss Qi.

"This question... Actually, it's not all. I'm afraid you won't believe me if I tell you. I don't know how many beautiful women are greedy for the dean's body, but the dean declined all of them!" Zheng Jian said with a smile.

Tiger Demon: "..."

"Dean, you are really different, alas, I am different from you! I am even different from the Flood Demon King..."

Zheng Jian wondered: "Oh? Why is it different?"

The tiger demon smiled shyly, and replied: "For me...even if it's ugly, I can't help it."

Zheng Jian's eyes widened when he heard this, good guy!

You are so... dare to eat as long as it is meat!

What the hell, if Tang Seng got hemorrhoids and had an operation to cut them off, Zheng Jian estimated that the tiger demon would eat them without hesitation!

What a heavy taste this is...

Zheng Jian was in awe of the tiger demon immediately, this is a ruthless man!

I would like to call you the strongest!

……

However, the Flood Demon King, who was pursued by the giant scorpion, is now caught in the troubles of love.

It's not that giant scorpions are bad, but...

The giant scorpion has a bit of a ruthless temper, and if there is a disagreement, he will poison the dragon demon king. Although he can control it so that the poison will not kill the demon king, it will still hurt him for several days.

No, today Juxie asked Jiao Demon King another proposition.

Juxie: "Dear Jiao, I saw a strange thing when I was taking medicine today."

Flood Demon King was puzzled when he heard the words: "What's so strange?"

Ju Xie's face changed slightly, but he repeated, "When I was taking medicine today, I saw a strange thing."

The Jiao Demon King was still puzzled: "What strange thing, are you talking about it? Are you going to kill me?"

Without further ado, Juxie directly gave Jiao Demon King an injection!

Flood Demon King crashed into the cave directly in pain, "You bitch, are you sick?"

Ju Xie said coldly: "You don't give details at all! I told you twice that I took medicine today, but you are so indifferent to it. What kind of strange thing is important for my mother to take medicine? Let's break up, scumbag!"

Flood Demon King: (,,,,)

At this moment, the Flood Demon King felt that the future life of the Flood Dragon was gloomy and hopeless!

Because Ju Xie is a fierce wife, he is not weak in terms of martial arts, and as for the one-handed poisoning of the horse, the Demon King has nothing to do...

Tang Monk and his disciples from Hezhou, Xiniu, had just arrived at Jinping Mansion, and Demon King Jiao from Luzhou, Beiju, had already become a famous professor of "fear within" at Jijiao College...

Really, those who hear it are sad, and those who see it cry.

Flood Demon King shed tears of remorse for this!

"If I had known, I wouldn't have obeyed this king even if I was beaten to death! I shouldn't have been greedy for that... that big bowl of beef noodles..." In Zheng Jian's dean's room, the Jiao Demon King had snot and tears , crying, the whole Continuing Education Academy is raining...

Zheng Jian looked at the Jiao Demon King, and said earnestly: "Look, I told you a long time ago that if there is no woman in my heart, Taoism will naturally come into being. The first sentence of supernatural powers, forget your sweetheart! You just don't listen..."

Flood Demon King: "..."

The resentment value from the Demon King +5999.

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Chapter 565 The prelude to the sequel begins

After the Jiao Demon King left, Zheng Jian was free again, and turned on the system when he had nothing to do.

I haven't clicked on the system for a long time, and now I found that the system is different from before...

"Congratulations to the host, the cumulative resentment value exceeds 5000000, and has been automatically upgraded to version 6.0..."

Next, there is an update log. Zheng Jian glanced at it roughly, and couldn't help but jump in his heart...

Good guy, once the exchange mall is refreshed, it becomes 50000 points, a single lottery draw also increases to 50000 points, and ten consecutive draws are as high as 500000 points.