I am not a serious young man

Zheng Jian's expression changed, "No, unfortunately, you got the answer wrong!"

"What's wrong?" The hope in the eyes of the Flood Demon King quickly turned into astonishment. Isn't this the truth?

"You didn't listen to the question carefully! I told you that there were ten birds falling, and I asked you if you tied it? You said it was tied... Then it would count as killing one, and it just hung upside down on the branch of the tree. Ah... the other nine just want to run, but they are all tied to a tree by you, and they can't even run away... So, kill one, and there are... ten left! Nine are alive, one is dead, do you understand?"

The Flood Demon King looked bewildered, "This... aren't you cheating on me?"

The resentment value from the Demon King +5999.

When the Flood Demon King burst into tears, a flash of lightning suddenly flashed in his mind, and he suddenly realized that this familiar "cheapness"...

Can't be wrong, that signature cheap smile, weird questions, words that can choke people to death, powerful!

"You...you are..." The Jiao Demon King's eyeballs almost popped out. It is very sure that although the appearance is different, the Jiao Demon King is sure that the so-called "Wu Yanzu" in front of him is definitely the scumbag he used to be. the master.

Zheng Jian's face changed slightly, he quickly put away the Great Demon King, and winked at the Demon King Jiao!

If the Jiao Demon King had realized something, he swallowed the words that came to his lips, and changed his words: "The principal is pedantic about heaven and man, and the Jiao Demon King...is convinced! I wish to follow the tail of the dragon, and serve as the principal to follow suit!"

Zheng Jian nodded in satisfaction, the Flood Demon King still has a high level of comprehension...

Much smarter than before.

After thinking for a while, Zheng Jian said again: "Demon King Jiao, I heard that people can't breathe when they smile. What do you think?"

The Flood Demon King had confirmed Zheng Jian's identity in his heart, he smiled slightly when he heard the words, and said in doubt: "Huh? Dean, then I can breathe when I smile..."

Zheng Jian chuckled, "Well, I'm just joking, the dean just wants you to smile! After all, if you smile, you lose ten years, and if you smile more, your lifespan will be short."

Flood Demon King: "..."

Confirmed the eyes, this is the person!

The resentment value from the Demon King +4999.

The Flood Demon King had already recognized Zheng Jian himself, and after thinking about it for a while, it probably also understood.

At this time, Zheng Jian should be grounded in Yuanqiao Fairy Mountain instead of appearing in Beiju Luzhou...

"Hahaha, good! Today we don't know each other without fighting, let's go, everyone, how offended you were earlier! Jiao will set up wine in Jiaomo Palace to apologize to fellow Taoists!"

Seeing that one of the seven great sages, the Great Sage Flooding Jiao Demon King, was so easily subdued by Zheng Jian, the tiger demons' admiration for Zheng Jian reached a new peak in their hearts.

In their eyes, Zheng Jian is already the only belief that leads them to the light.

……

In the Flood Demon Palace, the Flood Demon King sent people to hold a banquet, and all kinds of seafood came in one after another, which surprised all the demon kings on the ground who had hardly eaten seafood...

"Come, come, this is the fine wine given to Jiao by the Dragon King of the North Sea, everyone, try it!" Demon King Jiao enthusiastically said.

Zheng Jian smiled, "Everyone, don't be restrained, you can eat as you please!"

The Eight Demons just ate happily, drank a sip of the fine wine from the North Sea Dragon Palace, and ate a sip of the deep-sea seafood unique to the North Sea.

Pushing a cup to change a cup, drinking delicious wine, and soon the atmosphere became hot...

Jiao Demon King stood up and walked into the hall. He was a little drunk, and chanted with a little drunkenness: "The angry dragon raised his head in anger, and the golden ditch trembled and his lips parted. A little taste is like a baby sucking milk, and a deep thorn is like a frozen snake entering a cave. ..."

Zheng Jian: "..."

Fuck, this old lecherous dragon, taking advantage of his drunkenness, started to "talk about tigers and wolves" again...

The eight monsters are all reading monsters, and each of them smiled knowingly.

Made, a group of LSPs, what are you laughing at?

……

Chapter 563 This side... is really big

So you see, how important is reading?

In the past, it was impossible for the eight monsters to understand the words of the Flood Demon King, so they could only shout "Awesome" out of nowhere!

But now, the Eight Demons can keep up with the speed of the Flood Demon King, and they can still imagine, this... is the growth of a demon.

After all, the Eight Demons are at least a Nakamoto now!

What is Nakamoto?

Tsk tsk, middle school undergraduate!

……

After a feast, Jiao Demon King packed up his luggage and followed Zheng Jian and the Eight Demons to the Yaozu Continuing Education Academy in Luzhou, Beiju.

Zheng Jian was on the North Sea, looked towards the direction of the North Sea Dragon Palace for a while, and sighed.

Flood Demon King naturally knew what Zheng Jian was looking at, "Bitch... oh no, Dean, why don't you drop by and see Xiao Longnu?"

Zheng Jian shook his head, "I'm not going! Xiaojiao, you have to remember, don't squeeze into the world that you can't squeeze in, otherwise it will be difficult for others and hurt yourself."

The Flood Demon King almost burst into tears when he heard this familiar title...

In the silence, Jiao Demon King took out the erhu that had not been used for a long time, and pulled it up casually, but it was the battle song of the funeral trio of Journey to the West - "Crying for the Emperor".

Hearing the ominous sound of the erhu, the Eight Demons couldn't help but look weird...

Well, fortunately, they didn't grow red hair because of the sound, and became red-haired monsters with an ominous symbol...

Otherwise, Zheng Jian would have to rethink the rationality of Journey to the West...

Listening, Zheng Jian also took out the suona, and during the ensemble, a group of people headed for the distance.

……

Beiju Luzhou, Yaozu Continuing Education Academy.

The arrival of the Flood Demon King immediately caused the entire academy to erupt.

This is the Jiao Demon King, one of the legendary Seven Great Sages of the demon world, second only to the Great Sage of Pingtian, the Bull Demon King.

"The dean is awesome!" A little demon crazily called Zheng Jian.

"Aiya, the mighty figure of the Flood Demon King... I can't close my legs all of a sudden... That domineering temperament, exposed 42-pack abs... I... my legs are weak..." This voice is not a serious girl!

The little demons on the left and right saw it, and were speechless immediately.

Isn't this the "most beautiful scorpion", the boss of Fengyuelou, who has been striving to compete with "the most beautiful chicken" for the title of the most beautiful in Jijiao Academy?

As soon as the Jiao Demon King came, he was appointed as an associate professor of the Continuing Education College because of his profound cultural background...

Although the Jiao Demon King doesn't know what an "associate professor" is, but seeing the eyes of the monsters around him with one point of admiration, three points of surprise, five points of admiration, and seven points of envy, he knows that this position must not be low.

However, Jiao Demon King is very normal about this, according to his own thinking, "We are the dean's confidant, shouldn't we be an associate professor?"

Zheng Jian led Jiao Demon King around the Jijiao College, and finally came to the monster cafeteria.

As soon as the two of them sat down, the most beautiful scorpion came and sat directly opposite the Jiao Demon King.

Don't ask her why she doesn't sit across from Zheng Jian...

She has sat before, but no matter how she sits, she can't do business. The most beautiful scorpion has long since died of grief...

"Boss, here are four bowls of beef noodles!" The most beautiful Xie smiled.

Flood Demon King was amazed by the novel monster cafeteria, especially when he saw that the operators of this cafeteria were ordinary humans.

"Hey... Dean, aren't the humans here afraid of monsters?"

Zheng Jian smiled, "Don't be afraid. Can't you see that the college is tens of thousands of miles away, the monster race and the human race get along very happily, and the human race is good at business. The first people who came here were some merchants who risked their lives. He became the big boss with a lot of money here."

The Flood Demon King was immediately convinced, and sure enough, there is no doubt that the cheap brother is at this time!

And only Brother Jian will unswervingly insist on getting monsters to abandon the habit of cannibalism, and only Brother Jian will take the trouble to reform the monster clan, and open up a pure land where humans and monsters live in harmony in Beiju Luzhou.

That's right, in the eyes of the Flood Demon King, this is the pure land of the monster race.

While talking, the little second brother of the human race came up with a plate and put it on the table, "Hello, your four-point beef noodles."

The little second brother was about to leave, but was stopped by the most beautiful giant scorpion. She looked down, but there were only two bowls.

"Huh? Xiaoer, didn't I want four servings of beef noodles? Why are there only two servings?" The most beautiful Xie said coldly, "Are you already so perfunctory in business?"

Zheng Jian: "..." I didn't see it!

Flood Demon King, on the other hand, seemed to have discovered a new continent, his eyes were full of light.

The second brother pinched the edge of the plate speechlessly, and pulled it out...

Immediately, in Juxie's perspective, two extra bowls of beef noodles appeared...

"Guest officer, your...is too big, blocking your sight! Look at it now, it's four servings of beef noodles, right?" The second brother said awkwardly but politely.

The most beautiful giant scorpion: "..."

This is the most beautiful scorpion, the little dragon girl might cry when she sees it.

No, Jiao Demon King's eyes were already straightened, "Gulu", he swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

The Flood Demon King who reacted hurriedly said in embarrassment: "This noodle...is so big...oh no, this bowl...is really fragrant..."

The most beautiful giant scorpion smiled shyly and timidly, "Great Sage Overturning the Sea...you...you..."

Zheng Jian couldn't sit still anymore. One of the couple was talking about tigers and wolves, and the other had a barn of tigers and wolves. It was really...

At that moment, Zheng Jian made an excuse and slipped away...

The Jiao Demon King stared blankly at the pair of tiger and wolf granaries. The most beautiful scorpion did not dodge or dodge, but directly... put the granary on the table, licked his red lips, "Great Sage Covering the Sea, you... want to eat ...noodles?"

Jiao Demon King swallowed hard again, glanced at the four bowls of beef noodles on the table, and suddenly discovered the theory of relativity!

Compared with the pair of tiger and wolf granaries, this big bowl of beef noodle...doesn't seem that big!

After putting the noodles into his mouth, the Jiao Demon King felt that the taste of the noodles was really ordinary, like chewing wax...

However, it still finished eating three big bowls like wind and clouds. After all, you can do great things when you are full!

After eating, the Jiao Demon King shouted, "Boss, pay the bill!"

The second brother walked over with a smile, "Chenghui, two monthly tickets."

After giving the monthly ticket, Demon King Jiao and the most beautiful Scorpion looked at each other with affection.

Well, I won't go into details about this couple, lest this book be boring after reading...

Click till.

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Just like that, a few days later, when the Flood Demon King appeared in the classroom of the Continuing Education College, his calves trembled a little...

But Zheng Jian, who was sitting in the dean's room, suddenly felt a distant fluctuation, and suddenly his heart moved, "The imprint left by the past has been touched!"

He immediately stepped out of the Continuing Education Academy in one step, set up a somersault cloud and headed towards Xiniu Hezhou.

The two flowers bloom are exactly the double flowers of sisters, so they should be folded together.

However, the six-eared macaque turned into a monkey, and the four masters and apprentices continued westward all the way, and passed through the Huoyan Mountain and Jisaiguo and other tribulations.

Now that the monkey has changed, the westbound event has finally returned to the expectations of the Buddhas in Lingshan.

Especially in the Huoyan Mountain, in order to capture the biggest demon king in Hezhou, Xiniu - the Great Bull Demon King, he mobilized the power of Tianting and Lingshan, combined with six-eared macaques, Bajie, and countless immortals to catch him. captured the Bull Demon King and pressed him to the Western Lingshan Mountain for suppression.

After this catastrophe, the power that the Bull Demon King has painstakingly managed for thousands of years has been completely disintegrated. From Haoshan Mountain to Xiliang Women's Kingdom to Jilei Mountain, Flame Mountain, and Cuiyun Mountain, the Bull Demon King's power is greater than that of the Lion and Camel Kingdom... collapsed.

The Bull Demon King himself was captured, and the red boy was accepted as a boy of good fortune by the Venerable Avalokitesvara, leaving only the Iron Fan Princess, a girlish person...

The worst thing is the concubine of the Bull Demon King, the jade-faced vixen. His father, Long Live the Fox King, recruited the Bull Demon King as his son-in-law when he was old. , I have never done anything harmful to nature, "Because my parents have no one to rely on, I ask you to protect me and support my life"...

In this space-time battle of Jilei Mountain, when the six-eared macaque fought against the Bull Demon King, the poor jade-faced fox was directly beaten to death because he was a vixen...

But now, after passing the Jisai Kingdom, Tang Seng and his disciples finally came to the eight hundred miles of Thorn Ridge.

Seeing the rough and difficult road, the six-eared macaque said: "Bajie, take out your nine-toothed rake and open the way ahead."

Every time Bajie hears this title, he feels a chill in his bones, but now he has already understood the saying that "disaster comes from the mouth", so he doesn't care about it, and just steps forward to open the way according to the words.

In fact, since that time, Bajie has never called "Bi Mawen" again...

When Zheng Jian came to the Muxian Nunnery in Jingji Ridge, he saw Xingxian and others reciting poems against the Tang monk. The Xingxian in this time and space had achieved a positive result, so naturally he had no interest in the Tang monk, and he behaved neither humble nor overbearing.

Tang Seng had a good impression of Gu Zhigong and others, and before he knew it, it passed overnight.