I am not a serious young man

"Fellow Daoist, what... are you thinking?" Venerable Guanyin couldn't help cursing.

Good guy, Yugong moved mountains to find Jingwei!

"Hey, I haven't finished asking! Jingwei wants to fill the sea, why didn't he go to Kuafu? Kuafu was dying of thirst every day, so he went to Kuafu for a drink..." Zheng Jian continued.

Xingxian next to her had already burst out laughing, she found that her master was really... a fantastic idea!

The resentment value from Venerable Guanyin +5999.

"Big fairy, great fairy! Poor monk, please don't ask these questions... Hurry up and find a way to find Wukong, and persuade him to protect his master... Poor monk, really... I beg you!" Venerable Avalokitesvara almost crying...

Zheng Jian squinted at Venerable Avalokitesvara, thinking that all of you from the Buddhist sect are good at blowing it up.

You fell down before I even tried hard!

╭(╯^╰)╮huh~~~

Zheng Jian looked at Venerable Avalokitesvara's pitiful appearance, waved his hands and said: "Okay, okay, this is in the world of immortals, the most important thing is the word 'back', you take three steps back, I take one step back, this matter Don’t you think it will be done? Hey~ Venerable Guanyin, will you let me take care of the westbound business in the future?”

Venerable Avalokitesvara nodded hurriedly when she heard the words, she has nothing to fear!

As long as Tang Seng can reach Lingshan smoothly, Zheng Jianai can do whatever he wants...

"Okay! Venerable Guanyin, you go to Tang Seng's place and wait. Within a day, I will persuade the monkey to go." Zheng Jian said with a smile.

"So, thank you fellow daoist..."

Venerable Guanyin breathed a long sigh of relief, feeling like he was alive after a catastrophe...

Chapter 548 Kuimu Wolf

As soon as Venerable Guanyin left, the monkey came up.

Holding a peach in his hand, he laughed while eating, "Hey, cheap fairy, you really bullied Guanyin Bodhisattva very hard!"

Zheng Jian said with a smile: "Isn't it a matter of course... If you say demote, you will demote, oh, you will regret it after being demoted, as the saying goes: If you let me go, I will go; if you want me to come back again, I'm sorry, I will go away Yes! Although you can't really stop going, monkey head, you have to make things difficult for them anyway, so as to improve that Tang Seng's memory."

The monkey couldn't help nodding, "It's the same as the extreme, that's the truth! I really thought my old grandson was begging for their poor monk to be fruitful..."

Zheng Jian said with a smile: "You are different. To use an allusion after you were crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, you are in Cao Ying and your heart is in Han!"

"Oh? What do you mean being in Cao Ying and thinking in Han?" the monkey asked curiously.

Therefore, Zheng Jian told the monkey what happened to Xu Shu during the Three Kingdoms period, and finally said: "Even if you become a monk, aren't we brothers brothers? Of course, if you become a Buddha and a ancestor, you forgot My brother who shares weal and woe, then I have nothing to say!"

The monkey immediately laughed and scolded: "Fart! Don't talk about whether my grandson will forget you, just talk about sharing weal and woe, tsk tsk, are you also being crushed under the Five Elements Mountain?"

Zheng Jian scratched his head, "I really don't have this one! After all, I didn't make trouble in the Heavenly Palace either..."

After laughing and chatting for a while, the monkey said: "Okay, don't talk about these useless things! My old grandson is also angry this time, needless to say, I have to continue to take care of the old monk..."

Hearing this, Zheng Jian hurriedly said: "Wait a minute! How are you going to save Tang Seng?"

"It's not easy, just get rid of that monster?" Monkey said naturally.

"Don't be so troublesome. This time, for the sake of helping me vent my anger, I will help you out." Zheng Jian smiled.

The monkey nodded and said, "Alright, let's go then?"

"go!"

At that moment, Zheng Jian told Heifeng guard Qiaoxian Mountain, and he went to Wanzi Mountain together with the monkey.

The two of them rode the clouds very fast, and soon arrived at the Eastern Sea, but happened to see Bajie and the Venerable Guanyin waiting here.

Now, although they have plans in their hearts, on the surface they are much acquainted.

Venerable Avalokitesvara saw that the monkey really came. Although he knew it in his heart, he really admired Zheng Jian. In the past, Mantian God and Buddha had many friendships with monkeys, but now, only this person can persuade monkeys... …

The four of them came to Wanzi Mountain. Venerable Avalokitesvara went to Baoxiang Country to see Tang Seng. This time, she planned to persuade Tang Seng to stop messing with her...

The monkey smiled and said, "That's the home of the yellow-robed monster. Zheng Jian, what's your plan, tell my old grandson?"

"It's not a clever plan, it's just the beauty of adults!" Zheng Jian smiled, pressed down his cloud head, and landed in front of the Boyue Cave. Immediately, he walked over with such strides, but happened to see two children playing at the entrance of the cave. Next year, he looks eight or nine years old.

Zheng Jian's heart moved, and he knew that these two must be the children of Huangpao and Princess Baihuasha.

He held one in each hand, picked up the two children, and walked towards the cave.

The two children didn't recognize Zheng Jian, struggled, cried and made noises, which immediately alarmed Princess Baihuasha in the cave.

As soon as she came out, she immediately exclaimed, "Release my child!"

Zheng Jian smiled, put down the two children, and looked right into the eyes of Princess Baihuasha.

Princess Baihuasha was slightly relieved, but she suddenly felt that the Taoist in front of her eyes had deep and deep eyes, and she fell into it...

Zheng Jian Yuanshen invaded into the sea of ​​consciousness of Princess Baihuasha, and saw under the sea, golden fragments hidden in the depths of the sea, which looked no different from ordinary people on the surface.

Seeing this, in Zheng Jianyuan's mind, the humble Taoist perched on an infinite height, opened his eyes, "Cut the Tao to see me! Today I will know that I am me!"

In the Princess Primordial Spirit, the golden fragments that sank deep in the bottom of the sea seemed to be under some kind of stress, and they slowly floated up from the bottom of the sea one after another, and finally jumped up to the sea of ​​consciousness like a fish, revealing their true spirit.

In the Wave Moon Cave, Zheng Jian looked at Baihua in embarrassment, and said softly, "Princess, if you don't wake up now, when will you wait?"

Its voice is deafening, like a blow to the head, it only asks the heart, and does not hear the rest.

Princess Baihuasha was shocked, and then suddenly woke up as if in a dream. She only felt that the spirit was lively, and the Lingtai was extremely clear. In the previous life in the Pixiang Temple, the eye contact with Kui Mulang and the private meeting agreement all came to mind.

Two lines of clear tears immediately flowed down his charming face, and he murmured: "Lang Jun..."

"You...remember?" Zheng Jian said lightly.

Bai Hua nodded shyly, and Yingying bowed down and said, "Thank you, Immortal Elder, for helping me remember the past. It turns out that it wasn't Langjun who forced me, but I wrongly blamed him."

"Since that's the case, is the princess willing to go back to Baoxiang Kingdom with Pindao to see Kuimu Lang?" Zheng Jian laughed.

"Of course I would!" Princess Baihuasha said with tears in her eyes.

"good."

At the same time, the monkey had already rushed into the cave and rescued the Drifting Monk, so they all went to Baoxiang Kingdom together.

Along the way, Princess Baihuasha wanted to return home. On the one hand, she wanted to see her father who had been away for 13 years, and on the other hand, she also wanted to see the monster in yellow robe.

……

Treasure Elephant Country.

In the palace hall, the yellow-robed monster, that is, Kui Mulang, was still hangovered, and someone outside shouted: "Yellow-robed monster, yellow-robed monster!"

The yellow-robed monster turned over, but saw two more figures in front of the hall, one was a young Taoist, and the other was Princess Baihuasha who was supposed to be in Boyue Cave.

"Ma'am, why are you here?" Huang Pao exclaimed angrily, "Is this Taoist coercing you?"

Princess Baihuasha burst into tears again, crying, "Kui Mulang!"

The yellow robe shook violently, and his expression was a little unbelievable. This title...

"Ma'am, you..."

Princess Baihua said with tears in her eyes: "Husband, I remember it... I'm sorry, I have misunderstood you all these years!"

Huangpao, oh no, it's Kui Mulang. At this moment, he just felt that the air around him became sweet and fresh. He strode forward and hugged Baihua into his arms.

"Hey, hello, when the poor don't exist? Do you know that if you love but don't hide, you will kill yourself?" Zheng Jian's voice sounded.

Hearing the words, Kui Mulang shunned Baihua behind him, glared at Zheng Jian and said, "Taoist Wuna, what nonsense are you talking about? Be careful that I kill you!"

The resentment value from Kuimu wolf +5999.

Zheng Jian said with a smile: "Kui Mulang, you are really short-tempered!"

Unlike normal people, Zheng Jian actually likes to deal with bad tempers the most. He saw that Princess Baihuasha was going to talk, and he raised his hand to signal Princess Baihuasha not to reveal the mystery yet.

This is not a few waves of Kui wood wolves, are you worthy of making this trip?

After giving Princess Baihuasha a look, Zheng Jian continued to tease Kuimu Lang, "As expected of a wolf, look at your mouth full of teeth, each one has its own way of thinking! I can say , As expected of Kui Mulang, he even lives in a single room with his teeth!"

Kui Mulang: "..."

The resentment value from Kuimu wolf +5999.

Kui Mulang is so angry, it's the first time someone ridiculed his mace...

"Believe it or not, I ate you!" Kui Mu's angry blue face turned purple!

Zheng Jian chuckled, "You want to bite me? Let me tell you, I know how to beat dogs with sticks, and I specialize in beating dogs that bite people! Also, look at your face, I didn't know you thought you were an Avatar!"

"What... what da?" Kui Mulang couldn't help feeling a little dazed while being frightened and angry.

Zheng Jian: "Um, you don't even know! But it's okay, although you're an idiot, you're just being yourself, so I should be happy for you."

Kui Mu screamed angrily, and with a loud roar, a long knife emerged from his hand, and he slashed directly at Zheng Jian.

The resentment value from Kuimu wolf +5999.

"No!" Princess Baihuasha exclaimed in shock.

Zheng Jian, however, was not in a hurry, took out the gods, and greeted them without showing any weakness, and continued: "This god specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction. It can be said that there are two toads on the head of the old scalper——a quack!"

Kui Mulang was almost driven mad by Zheng Jian!

The resentment value from Kuimu wolf +5999.

When they fought, the two fought from the palace to the mid-air outside, you use a sword, I have a knife, don't ask, just cut!

"Stop beating, stop beating..." Princess Baihuaxuan, who was watching from below, was startled and yelled.

When Zheng Jian and Kui Mulang fought, they still didn't forget to say: "Don't worry, princess, if we go on like this, we won't be able to beat anyone to death."

Zheng Jian couldn't help but secretly startled after fighting more than a dozen moves in an instant, this Kui Mulang has something!

No wonder in the original time and space, without the inner alchemy, you can still fight dozens of rounds with the monkey...

While Zheng Jian was surprised, Kui Mulang was even more astonished. He didn't expect this cheap-talking Taoist to have such abilities.

Thinking of this, Kui Mulang suddenly remembered who this Taoist was, and couldn't help cursing: "Good you bastard, I have no grudges with you in the past, and I have no grudges in recent days, and you actually came to seek my bad luck! "

When Kui Mulang thought of it, he withdrew his knife and stopped fighting.

Seeing this, Zheng Jian put away his arrogance, "It's not fun! Kui Mulang, don't be cowardly, I haven't used my strength yet..."

Down below, Princess Baihuasha couldn't bear it anymore and screamed: "Kui Mulang, come down quickly! If it weren't for this Taoist, I wouldn't remember you!"

Kui Mulang: "???"

He instantly landed beside Bai Huaxie, "What's going on?"

Only then did Bai Huaxie recount the previous incident. Kui Mulang sighed after hearing this, his wolf eyes were a little red, he looked at Zheng Jian in mid-air, and suddenly clasped his fists and said, "Fellow immortal, why didn't you come early?" talk?"

Zheng Jian fell down and said with a sneer: "Why should I say it sooner? Is it okay if I say it later? How can you be angry if you tell me earlier? If you are not angry, how can you fight me? How can you be happy if you don't fight me?"

Kui Mulang: "..."

He felt... There was something wrong with this person's brain designation.

But Kui Mulang felt that he was normal, so he said again: "Thank you for helping the princess remember her past..."

"You don't need to thank me, and I won't let me take off my arms! Just give me a few monthly tickets." Zheng Jian said.

When Kui Mulang heard the words, he said, "Next time, next time will be determined!"

Zheng Jian: "???"

……

Chapter 549 I Was Possessed by My Cousin Just Now

On the other side, Tang Seng was half exhorted and half taught by Guanyin, tears flickered in his tiger eyes.

The monkey hid outside the hall and watched, the anger in his heart finally dissipated.

So, he walked into the hall and helped Tang Seng solve the spell.

Tang Seng finally returned to his human body.

He looked at the monkey, hesitant to speak, hesitant and hesitant to speak, struggling for a long time before he said affectionately: "Wukong, my teacher has wronged you!"

Yes, one of Tang Seng's classic sayings.