I am not a serious young man

"Hey, hey, don't hit, don't hit!" Bajie said quickly when he saw this.

Heifeng looked at Bajie cautiously, "Who are you? What do you want from my master?"

Bajie laughed and said, "I am Zhu Bajie, the second disciple of the Tang monk who went to the west to learn scriptures. In my previous life, I was the Marshal of the Tianting Canopy, in charge of the 800 Tianhe Navy. I have known your master for [-] years, and we are old friends... "

Heifeng heard the words, half-believed, "Can a pig demon also be a marshal?"

"I call you a black-faced man, if my old pig hadn't admired Chang'e Fairy, and got drunk and rude, I wouldn't have been reprimanded by the Jade Emperor and cast the wrong pig fetus. That's why I became like this."

When Hei Feng heard it, he suddenly felt a sense of confidant, and sighed: "So, you are like a certain family, you are an ugly but loving person! My master is at the dojo on the mountain, you are waiting here, I will go in and report immediately. "

……

"Master, there is a man who calls himself Zhu Bajie outside the island, seeking to see him." Heifeng came to the dojo on the top of the mountain and bowed.

Zheng Jian was surprised when he heard the words, and glanced at the monkey eating peaches next to him, "Bajie? Please come in."

The monkey's heart moved, and he directly used an invisibility method, hiding aside and watching.

After a while, Bajie came up the mountain, looking at the dojo like a fairyland, he felt sour to death.

"Brother Xianxian, you are really enjoying the blessings now! Such a good holy place of the immortal family is used as a dojo, which makes my old pig envious..." Bajie laughed when he saw Zheng Jian.

Zheng Jian said with a smile: "Old pig, you don't protect Tang Monk well to learn scriptures, what's the matter with coming to my East Ocean Sea?"

Hearing the words, Bajie sighed, and told Zheng Jian the cause and effect again, and finally said: "Brother Xixian, for the sake of our friendship for so many years, you can help my old pig to persuade Brother Monkey , Let him change his mind and follow me to save my master."

Zheng Jian immediately understood the purpose of the monkey hiding here, it was venting his anger on himself!

At the beginning, when the monkey was demoted back for the first time, Zheng Jian kindly persuaded the monkey to keep his word and continue to go back to protect the Tang monk.

As a result, in front of the monkey, the Venerable Avalokitesvara spoke sarcastically, which caused the monkey to quarrel with the Avalokitesvara.

Taking advantage of being demoted again this time, the monkey simply came up with an excuse to play, this is to help himself maintain his position...

Zheng Jian glanced aside indiscriminately, and the invisible monkey smiled.

Zheng Jian understood, it's not that the monkey doesn't know the meaning of learning scriptures, it's deliberately venting his anger on himself, and making Venerable Guanyin lose face...

Immediately, Zheng Jian sighed pretentiously, "Old pig, if it comes to our friendship, I will definitely help you! After all, the most important thing in the world of earth and immortals is the word 'righteousness'! It's just that you only know First, I don’t know the second... Years ago, before you joined the sutra-seeking team, Venerable Antarctic Guanyin made an agreement with me, ordering me not to interfere in the westbound affairs... So, there is nothing I can do... "

When Bajie heard the words, he immediately scolded Venerable Guanyin a hundred times in his heart, a hundred times!

"Okay, Venerable Guanyin, you hate the bastard yourself, but use my face to attack you?"

Bajie thought in his heart, and immediately said: "So there are such things! Don't worry, my old pig will never make things difficult for my brother, so I will go back and report to the Bodhisattva and let her come in person!"

Bajie went down the mountain...

The monkey showed his figure and smiled at Zheng Jian.

Zheng Jian: (┘ˉ︶ˉ)┘——└(ˉ︶ˉ└) monkey.

……

On the East China Sea, Bajie rode a cloud and came to the Bodhisattva, panting and sweating profusely.

Venerable Guanyin looked at Bajie's appearance, and nodded secretly in his heart, "Unexpectedly, this Wuneng is reliable."

"Wu Neng, what's the matter?"

Bajie despised →_→, but said dejectedly on his face: "Bodhisattva, my old pig went and didn't see the cheap fairy, but only saw a black-faced strong man, saying that the cheap fairy is not here, alas, what should I do? !"

Saying that, Bajie couldn't help sighing, and kept wiping the sweat off his face.

Venerable Avalokitesvara saw that Bajie's face was useless, so he said: "How about this, the poor monk will go to Yuanqiao Mountain in person, and you will wait here by yourself, rest and rest, it will really exhaust you."

Bajie nodded, panting and fell down to rest.

Venerable Guanyin now understands that Zheng Jian is deliberately waiting for her to lose face, but now the situation forces her to bow her head...

The monkey is the great apprentice of the Tang monk appointed by the Buddha, no one can do without the monkey...

Guanyin has already decided that after this time, he must warn Tang Seng severely.

Not long after, Venerable Avalokitesvara drove auspicious clouds to Yuanqiao Fairy Mountain.

At the foot of the mountain, Heifeng had already received Zheng Jian's order, and when he saw that the Venerable Avalokitesvara had really come, he immediately smiled and said, "So it's the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva! The Bodhisattva doesn't plant bamboo in the South China Sea, so why come to our member Qiao today when he's free?"

Guanyin was suddenly distressed, if Zheng Jian hadn't intervened, the bear would have fallen into his hands long ago...

Venerable Avalokitesvara squeezed out a smile on his face, and said softly as much as possible: "The poor monk is here to see the humble immortal, and I hope that fellow Taoists will make it easier for you to go in and report."

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Chapter 547

Heifeng laughed when he heard the words, shook his head and said, "Bodhisattva, my master has something to say, if you come, you don't need to report it, just go up."

Venerable Guanyin became angry when he heard the words, and he didn't even bother to cover it up...

Bajie is not there when I come, and when I come, you just let me in!

She had no choice but to go up the mountain in silence.

……

In the dojo on the top of the mountain, the monkey has already gone to the peach forest to eat peaches.

Zheng Jian sensed the arrival of Venerable Guanyin, and said to Xingxian beside him with a smile: "Xing'er, today, as a teacher, I will let you see where this title of 'cheap fairy' comes from! Learn from it."

Xingxian covered her mouth and chuckled.

After a while, Venerable Avalokitesvara came up, and looked at Yuanqiao Mountain, which looked like a fairy family, and it was a bit more beautiful than her Luojia Mountain...

"Fellow Taoist, it's been a long time." Venerable Guanyin came to Zheng Jian and said with a smile.

Zheng Jianchang laughed and said: "Hahahaha, Venerable Guanyin, rare visitor, sit down quickly!"

Seeing Zheng Jian's smile, Venerable Guanyin felt a little relieved, sat down as he said, and said with a smile: "This poor monk is here..."

"Hey, it's rare for the venerable to come to my barren mountain. Today I only talk about the scriptures and Taoism, not about trivial matters." Zheng Jian interrupted the venerable Guanyin with a smile, "Xing'er, the venerable Guanyin is one of the five elders. Your personality is extremely noble, if you listen to the Dharma carefully, you don’t need to practice, but you can prove yourself.”

Xing'er secretly smiled in her heart, but said obediently on her face: "Okay, Master."

Venerable Avalokitesvara's complexion changed slightly, he was going to play around with her...

Seeing that Zheng Jian was about to preach, Venerable Avalokitesvara hurriedly got up, "Fellow Taoist, the poor monk is here for something important. After talking about the important things, how about talking about the scriptures?"

Zheng Jian pretended to be displeased and said, "I'm alone overseas, far away from the four major continents, so what's the matter with me?"

Venerable Avalokitesvara had no choice but to bite the bullet and said: "It is a matter of the spread of Buddhism to the East, and please listen to the words of the poor monk for the sake of the sentient beings in Nanzhan Buzhou to cross the sea of ​​suffering."

Zheng Jian's face turned slightly cold when he heard the words, "Oh? I think that Nanzhan Buzhou was under the rule of the Tang Emperor, and the people lived and worked in peace and contentment. How can it be said that it is in the sea of ​​suffering?"

Venerable Avalokitesvara said solemnly: "My Buddha is merciful, and I would like to pass on the Tripitaka to the Eastern Land..."

Hearing this, Zheng Jian refused directly: "Hold on! Venerable Guanyin, why are you talking about learning scriptures again? I have followed the agreement and never interfered with the learning of scriptures! You should know that the most important thing in the world of earth and immortals is to be a believer." 'Words, people can't stand without faith, why does the venerable say these gossips that have nothing to do with me?"

Venerable Guanyin: "..."

The resentment value from Venerable Guanyin +4999.

She had already guessed that Zheng Jian was difficult to deal with, and now she saw that it was indeed so.

She let out a long sigh, and said with a sad face: "Daoist friends, the spread of Buddhism to the East is a great trend jointly established by Heavenly Court and Lingshan. We must reject poor monks and thousands of miles away."

When Zheng Jian heard this, he was stunned and said: "Why did your lord say that? You are less than three feet away from me. When did this immortal reject you thousands of miles away?"

Seeing this, Xingxian couldn't help lowering her head and suppressing a smile. Zheng Jian's ability to make jokes really made her see it.

Venerable Avalokitesvara froze, and his distressed emotions were incoherent...

"Fellow Daoist misunderstood. What the poor monk said about thousands of miles away was not the actual distance, but the indifferent attitude of fellow Daoist. The matter of learning the scriptures was approved by the Great Heavenly Venerable. If there is a delay in learning the scriptures, it will be investigated at that time. Although the poor monk cannot escape the responsibility of the crime, but the fellow Taoist may also be blamed by the Great Heavenly Venerable... I hope the fellow daoist will think twice."

Hearing this, Zheng Jian sneered and said, "Hey, what a big hat! The journey to the west is led by the Western Lingshan Mountain. I am a little bitch, so how can He De delay your big event of learning scriptures? I just recite "Huang Ting" silently in the mountains That's all."

He deliberately emphasized the tone of the word "Huang Ting".

Avalokitesvara's expression changed again when he heard the words, and he simply stood up and said, "Fellow Daoist, the poor monk did make a slip of the tongue before. If there was any offense, the poor monk will apologize to the fellow Taoist here! Wukong is the key to protect Tang Monk from learning scriptures. Or lacking, now that Wukong is missing, Tang Seng is in trouble, and he has regretted his mistake, and please don’t worry about the past, help the poor monk, and help Tang Seng.”

As Guanyin said this, she felt that Shengjie's face was burning hot. As one of the elders of the five parties, she actually wanted to apologize to a heavenly immortal, and she lost all her face today.

Hearing this, Zheng Jian calmed down a little, and said calmly: "I have also heard about this matter. It is true that Tang Monk did not know the real body of the demon and wronged the Great Sage. It's just that the Great Sage was demoted by a paper, in black and white. Well, there's nothing I can do..."

Venerable Avalokitesvara was helpless and full of resentment towards Tang Seng, so he had to say: "The demoted book has no Buddha's approval, and it has no effect. It's just that Tang Seng was out of breath at the time. Now he has regretted it, but Wukong is arrogant, and the poor monk can't find it." I can't persuade you. The poor monk went to heaven and got the guidance of the golden star. He knows that the only one who can persuade Wukong in the three realms is the Taoist friend. I also hope that the Taoist friend can help me. The poor monk is very grateful..."

Zheng Jian secretly laughed in his heart. In fact, there are people who can persuade the monkeys, but the identity of that person is mysterious. Unless it is a last resort, the Tathagata Buddha is not willing to invite him...

The hottest novice village in the world of Journey to the West, Fangcun Mountain in Lingtai, Sanxing Cave in the Oblique Moon...

If you want to say that Tathagata Buddha and Bodhi Patriarch have nothing to do...

Tathagata Buddha once enlightened under the bodhi tree!

You taste, you taste carefully.

After a while, Zheng Jian thought for a while and said, "It's not impossible to help, but... I have a rule, I like to ask questions! I ask you to answer, how about it?"

Venerable Guanyin said in his heart: This is simple.

Therefore, Venerable Guanyin said happily: "Fellow Taoist, please ask."

Zheng Jian smiled, "Don't worry, my lord, my question is very simple!"

As he spoke, Zheng Jian used his finger as a pen to write a few words in the void.

A: Green (black font).

B: Red (green font).

Zheng Jian pondered for a while and said, "My lord, which one of A and B is green?"

Xingxian on the side was stunned, looking at Zheng Jian, the eyes were directly capitalized with admiration!

Venerable Guanyin was also dumbfounded, "This..."

"How about it, my lord, isn't it super simple? With my lord's wisdom, I can definitely answer it." Zheng Jian finally showed his signature cheap smile.

Venerable Avalokitesvara suddenly became numb, and he was angry with Dasheng in his heart, wishing to put the golden hoop on Zheng Jian, and then recite the "tightening mantra" until he died!

Damn, you call this simple?What the hell is your question?

The resentment value from Venerable Guanyin +5999.

Venerable Avalokitesvara was extremely annoyed, his heart moved, and he said: "This poor monk can't answer this question. In this way, the poor monk also has a question that he would like to ask a fellow Taoist, can you?"

Zheng Jian lifted his spirits, "Let the horse come here!"

Venerable Avalokitesvara smiled and said, "In the mundane world, there is a grandmother who gave birth to my mother, who gave birth to me, so why didn't my grandmother give birth to me directly?"

Zheng Jian was stunned for a moment, okay, you Venerable Guanyin, the job of delivering a child is not in vain, and you can ask such a tricky question!

Without thousands of years of business experience, you will never be able to ask such silly questions!

However, can this be difficult for Zheng Jian?

Not cold!

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, "Yes! My lord, you asked this question well. You said that you ate food and the food turned into excrement. Then, why don't you just eat excrement?"

Venerable Guanyin: "..."

The resentment value from Venerable Guanyin +5999.

"Secondly, I don't know whether grandma gave birth to you or not, but... grandma gave birth to a mother? Your lord, before asking this question, please shake your head and sprinkle the water out."

Venerable Guanyin: "..."

The resentment value from Venerable Guanyin +5999.

Xingxian was stunned for a long time, watching the fight between Zheng Jian and Venerable Guanyin, he was amazed at the courage of Venerable Guanyin, and also cast his eyes on Zheng Jian's admiration.

She now knows why Zheng Jian is called a "bad fairy". In the cheap way, it is really enough to start a sect...

Zheng Jian blatantly picked up Venerable Avalokitesvara's wool, and said again: "Venerable, let me ask you again, have you ever heard of Yugong Yishan?"

Venerable Avalokitesvara nodded, "Of course I've heard it before. It's the truth that man will conquer nature. It's about children and grandchildren, and there is no limit..."

Zheng Jian laughed and said, "Yugong Yishan is about Yugong moving Wangwu Mountain and Taihang Mountain into the sea! Then tell me, he spent so much effort, why didn't he find Jingwei? Just grab something from the ground to reclaim the sea, and go directly to pick up the earth and rocks on Wangwu Mountain and Taihang Mountain? Your lord, what is the reason for this?"

Venerable Avalokitesvara petrified again.

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