I am not a serious young man

Zheng Jian thought for a while, "Nothing else?"

"Yes!" Xiao Longnu nodded.

"Boom!" Zheng Jian was so shocked that his outside was scorched and his inside was tender, he stuttered and said, "Every...what are you doing?"

Xiao Longnv's face suddenly turned red, "Kiss~ Kiss~"

(づ~3~)づ╭～

"Nothing else?"

"Is there anything else?" Xiao Longnu asked innocently with her big black and white eyes open.

Zheng Jian breathed a sigh of relief, it's okay, it's okay!

Zheng Jian understands that the daring little dragon girl actually doesn't understand human affairs, and thinks that it is enough for a man and a woman to sleep together...

Zheng Jian got out of bed in a hurry, luckily nothing happened after drinking...

Just a little bit, the childish body that has kept so many worlds is gone!

After tidying up the messy clothes, Zheng Jian said with a guilty conscience: "Little... Xiaolongnv, thank your father for me, thank you for his warm hospitality! I, I have something else to do, so let's go first!"

Before Xiaolongnv could speak, Zheng Jian's figure flashed, and he used an invisibility method to slip away...

Xiao Longnv stared blankly, her expression was a little depressed, "Isn't it all privately destined for life... Why didn't brother Xianxian take me with him?"

After a while, the dragon mother-in-law rushed in, seeing the little dragon girl lying sideways on the bed, she felt dizzy for a while, "Daughter, you...why are you here?"

The little dragon girl took it for granted: "I like brother Xianxian, I slept with him, mother, do you think I will give birth to a baby? If I give birth, will it be a dragon baby or a human baby?"

Luang Phor: "..."

She quickly grabbed Xiao Longnv and checked her up and down, only to find that she was still intact, "What... what's going on here? How did you sleep with him, tell mother carefully."

Xiaolongnv endured her shyness and told Long Po the whole story.

After hearing this, Luang Po was stunned and laughed angrily, "You silly girl! That's not how you sleep with men..."

I am gratified that her daughter did not do anything wrong, but besides gratification, Long Po is a little disappointed. In fact, if she can climb the high branches of Penglai Xiandao, it is not a bad thing.

Xiao Longnu was stunned, "Mother, you... what did you say? What's going on here?"

Luang Pu couldn't laugh or cry.

In desperation, the dragon mother-in-law had no choice but to give the little dragon girl a serious physiology class!

After Xiao Longnu heard this, her face suddenly became frustrated, "How could this be..."

Seeing this, the dragon mother hugged the little dragon girl, and comforted her: "This is a good thing! Fortunately, nothing happened to you, otherwise there would be no matchmaker's words, wouldn't it be a matter of mediocrity! If this is the case, your father's face Where to put it..."

Xiao Longnv felt extremely wronged, but she couldn't say anything. Now she understood why Zheng Jian asked so nervously just now...

"Mother... I, I missed this opportunity..." Xiao Longnu burst into tears...

We have known each other for hundreds of years, and finally had such an opportunity...

The more Xiao Longnu thought about it, the more she regretted it...

"It's okay, it's okay! Don't cry, don't cry, my dear, don't cry...Look! There is a monthly pass!" Long Po kept comforting Xiao Long Nu...

However, Xiao Longnu cried even louder...

On the way back to Penglai Island, Zheng Jian thought about his trip to the Dragon Palace this time, and didn't know whether he should be lucky...or disappointed.

What the fuck is this...

Chapter 542 If I Can Do It Over...I Want to Choose Li Bai

Zheng Jian just calmed down after returning to Penglai Xiandao almost like escaping.

However, Zheng Jian scolded himself again, that he was really inferior to a beast...

Although she is a bit flat, Xiao Longnu is really delicate and has a soft voice...

"Why don't I just close my eyes and let go of my kidneys?" Zheng Jian thought suddenly.

In the next moment, Zheng Jian slapped himself, and he said with some hatred that iron could not become steel: "Without a woman in my heart, Dao fruit will come naturally! You are an immortal, and what you should love is not a single person, but all beings in the vast heavens! "

"Then you... forgot 'bitch'?"

"... Forget, forget!"

Zheng Jian was speechless under the endless dispute between the two thoughts...

With a wave of his hand, he drove away the two opposing villains in his mind.

As soon as he landed on Penglai Island, he saw the black wind coming up, "Master, you are back."

Zheng Jian nodded and said, "Well, I'm back! Did something happen?"

"A few days ago, the three old men, Fu Lu Shou, came back. This disciple has kept your teaching in mind, and treated the three old men very respectfully, but nothing went wrong." Hei Feng respectfully said, staring at Zheng Jian eagerly. .

"What's the matter?"

Heifeng looked at Zheng Jian, and said awkwardly: "Master, when will Senior Sister come back? Will something happen to her on the road... This Xiniu Hezhou is not safe, there are too many monsters who are greedy for Senior Sister's body! Or, Disciple to bring senior sister back?"

Zheng Jian suddenly laughed out loud, this motherfucker's stupid bear...

Just as he was smiling, Zheng Jian's mind suddenly moved, and he had a certain feeling, and immediately pinched his fingers to calculate the time.

He made a decision, "No need! I happened to go to the west for my teacher's business, and I will bring Xingxian back with me by the way. You just need to guard Penglai."

Hei Feng persevered and said: "Master, why don't you take your disciples with you!"

"Huh?" Zheng Jian's face was serious.

Hei Feng said sullenly: "Oh, that disciple must guard Penglai and wait for the return of Master and Senior Sister."

Zheng Jian smiled, and turned to ride the cloud directly to the west.

It turned out that with a thought in his mind, he sensed that his second disciple from Journey to the West has now been reincarnated.

Soon, Zheng Jian arrived in the territory of the Tang Dynasty in Nanzhan Buzhou.

In Mianzhou, in a large family's home, accompanied by the sound of a baby crying, a faint light appeared in the world.

In the room, the midwife held the newborn baby and said with a smile, "Congratulations, Mr. Li, you are a son! Mother and child are safe!"

This Master Li's name is Li Ke, and he is the city captain of Changlong in Mianzhou. He has a well-to-do family and a scholarly family.

At this time, there was a faint green air lingering in the delivery room, which amazed the midwife and Li Ke.

Li Ke held the baby carefully. The baby's eyes were clear, and the more Li Ke looked at it, the more he liked it.

At this moment, a servant's voice came from outside the door, "Master, there is a fairy elder at the door asking to see you."

Li Ke has always believed in Taoism, and immediately said: "Please!"

He handed the baby to the maid, while he straightened his clothes and hurried to the front hall.

When he came to the front hall, he happened to see a handsome young Taoist standing in the hall. Li Ke hurriedly bowed his hands and saluted, "The Taoist priest came to the humble house, and I am disappointed to welcome you. I hope the Taoist priest can't be blamed."

This Taoist is naturally Zheng Jian, he smiled slightly, and said lightly: "The poor Taoist suddenly came to the door because he came uninvited, what is the master's fault?"

"The Taoist priest is serious. It is Li Ke's blessing to visit the humble house. Please sit down quickly. Li Fu, hurry up and serve tea, good tea!" Li Ke said happily.

Sitting between guests and hosts, Li Ke said with a smile: "Where is the fairyland of the Taoist priest? I don't know why I came to the humble house?"

Zheng Jian laughed, opened his mouth and said:

"Pimpedao is Penglai Immortal, who has practiced regardless of the years.

Once a guest on the throne of the emperor, there is a famous legend in Lingxiao Palace.

Everyone envies the three flowers gathered on the top, and the five qi are like waiting for the yuan.

I live overseas in Xiandao, my surname is Zheng Laidao and my name is Jian. "

Hearing this, Li Ke got up hurriedly, bowed again, and said pleasantly: "So it's Penglai Immortal Elder, please forgive me for my negligence."

Zheng Jian waved his hand, "There is only one thing here, Mr. Li, the new unicorn is born today, and I have a relationship with me as a teacher and apprentice."

Li Ke was overjoyed, and immediately ordered someone to bring the baby, "It's really my Li family's good fortune to have a relationship with the immortal elder. Now that the child has not been named, how about the immortal elder choose a name for him?"

Zheng Jian glanced at Fu Yi's reincarnated baby, and when the baby saw Zheng Jian, he immediately "giggled" and was obviously quite intimate with him.

Seeing this, Li Ke has no doubts.

"Why don't we name it Bai." Zheng Jian thought for a while and said.

"Okay! Li Bai, okay, that's a good name!" Li Ke readily accepted it.

Zheng Jian looked at Li Bai, stretched out his index finger and tapped lightly between his eyebrows, the light flashed, but he had already passed a piece of foundation building cultivation method into Li Bai's mind.

"Mr. Li, now that the status of master and apprentice has been determined, the poor Taoist will leave! Seven years later, the poor Taoist will come back to formally accept him as the entrance wall." Zheng Jian said with a smile.

"Why did the Immortal Elder leave in such a hurry, please stay a little longer, so that Li can fulfill his friendship as a landlord." Li Kewan stayed behind.

Zheng Jian shook his head, stepped out of the front hall step by step, and walked away step by step under the surprised eyes of Li Ke and others...

Li Ke led everyone in the Li family to bow down sincerely, and then happily went to tease little Li Bai without mentioning it.

……

In the evening, Zheng Jian left Mianzhou and headed westward again, crossing the Five Elements Mountain and heading straight to Jingji Ridge.

For him today, although it is a long way, it is only a short time away.

Revisiting the old place, Zheng Jian arrived at Muxian Nunnery with ease.

In the Muxian Nunnery, the old F4 in Thorn Ridge were reciting poems against each other, Xingxian looked at it with a smile, and suddenly looked at the door as if aware of it.

"Master, why are you here?" Xingxian's eyes lit up, she hurriedly got up and saluted.

Mr. Guzhi, Mr. Shiba and others looked at Zheng Jianying, whose appearance was exactly the same as that of the past, and they all stood up to salute, "Welcome to the immortal!"

They already know now that Zheng Jian's name is "Jianxian", he is upright and doesn't need to mind at all, so he is also called "Jianxian".

"If you don't go back to Penglai, you won't want to leave here! I'm an empty-nest old man as my teacher, so I have no choice but to come and pick you up..." Zheng Jian said angrily.

Gu Zhigong and the others heard the words, and hurriedly knelt down to plead guilty, "The humble immortal, it's not because Xingxian doesn't want to go back, it's because we force him to stay, I hope the humble immortal doesn't blame Xingxian."

Xingxian didn't know too much about himself as a master, stopped Gu Zhigong and others, and said with a smile: "Brothers, don't be nervous, the master is just joking with me."

Saying so, Xingxian walked up to Zheng Jian, and said softly, "Master, why are you scaring Brother Guzhi and the others?"

Zheng Jian was a little helpless, his temper had been figured out by Xingxian...

"Ahem... I haven't seen you for hundreds of years. Isn't this a joke. But, Guzhizi, Jinjiezi, how long has it been since you are so old..."

Gu Zhigong and the four elders were all ashamed.

In fact, this is the difficulty of the spirits of plants and trees. They cannot stay away from the body, do not eat blood, but eat the wind and drink the dew, absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, and do not have the true Taoism. It is naturally extremely difficult to practice like this.

Xingxian hesitated for a moment, then pulled Zheng Jian's sleeve and shook it gently.

Zheng Jian glanced at Xingxian, saw the pleading in his eyes, and said indifferently: "They have no relationship with me as masters and apprentices, and the law should not be passed on lightly!"

Xingxian's eyes dimmed, and Gu Zhigong and the others all lowered their heads.

Zheng Jian looked around and said again: "However... I can teach them some cultivation methods."

Gu Zhigong and others were surprised and delighted at once, and saluted Zheng Jian one after another.

There was nothing left and right, so Zheng Jian passed on two chapters of the "Shangqing Miaodan Enlightenment Sutra".

"Thank you, Master..." Mr. Gu Zhi and others were about to thank him, but Zheng Jian directly stopped him.

"You don't need to call me Master, it's just two Dharma Doors. To me, that's like a toad jumping into a well!"

Gu Zhigong was at a loss.

Seeing this, Zheng Jian said helplessly, "The toad jumped into the well—it's ordinary (putong)!"

Everyone was dumbfounded.

After spending two days in Thorn Ridge and explaining the two scriptures to the spirits of plants and trees, Zheng Jian took Xingxian back to Penglai Mountain.

"Master, thank you." In the cloud, Xingxian stood beside Zheng Jianjian and said happily.

"Thank you? Gu Zhizi and the others have difficulty in cultivation, and meeting is a fate, and it is nothing to pass on two scriptures to them." Zheng Jian waved his hand.

"Then I also thank Master... Others say that Master has a poisonous mouth, but I know that Master has the mouth of the king of hell, and the heart of a Bodhisattva! It is even better than the hearts of true Bodhisattvas in Western Buddhism..." Xingxian said softly, her eyes full of smile.