I am not a serious young man
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After a while, Xiao Longnv came over with two jars in her hands, "Mother, here comes the wine..."
The old dragon king Ao Shun came to life in an instant, grabbed a wine jar, slapped it away, and poured it with his head up...
"Ton ton ton ton ton ton..."
The dragon mother-in-law hurriedly grabbed the wine jar in a panic, "My lord, this is a 3000-year-old fairy drunk, drink it slowly!"
Ao Shun squinted his drunken eyes, "Fellow Daoist, Xiao, Xiaolong... First, first, I respect you! You, you can do whatever you want..."
As he spoke, he snatched the wine jar and poured it down. The extremely rich aroma of the wine spread all over the surroundings. It was stronger than the Immortal Wine of the Jade Emperor Datianzun. It really was a vintage treasure.
Seeing this, Zheng Jian was overwhelmed with arrogance, and he also slapped the seal, "Ton ton ton ton ton..."
The wine entered his throat, and Zheng Jian, who had been tested in the wine field, couldn't help being amazed. This wine was really the strongest he had ever drank.
After a while, the two jars were drunk and empty...
Ao Shun yelled and lay still on the table. The majestic Dragon King of the North Sea drank the fragments directly...
Zheng Jian wasn't much better either, he just felt like he was floating all over his body, but he was still able to move.
Seeing this, the dragon mother called a few dragon palace guards to help Ao Shun and Zheng Jian go back to rest.
Zheng Jian was placed in the side hall by the guards of the Dragon Palace. As soon as the guards left, the little dragon girl slipped in and sat on the edge of the bed, blinking her beautiful eyes, looking at Zheng who was lying on the bed. health.
"Brother Xianxian, are you asleep?" Xiao Longnu whispered.
"Hmm..." Zheng Jian replied in a daze.
"Brother Xianxian, have you never liked any girl?" Xiao Longnu asked suddenly.
Zheng Jian was in a daze, and replied: "Don't...don't ask me... who the person I like...is, I...I'm a cheap fairy! A fairy...a fairy...of course...is...in love All... all beings..."
Little Dragon Girl: "..."
The resentment value from the little dragon girl is +3999.
Her cute little face suddenly bulged into a bun face.
"Hmph! Brother Xianxian looks like this even when he's drunk...you are so bad! I don't know how many girls are hurt like me!" Xiao Longnu murmured.
Zheng Jian was in a daze, and muttered again: "Guan... Ula Ula..."
"What?" Xiao Longnv didn't hear clearly, so she couldn't help but lean close to Zheng Jian and said, "Brother Xianxian...what did you say?"
Zheng Jian closed his eyes, and muttered again, "There is no woman in my heart, Dao, Dao Fruit... will come naturally!"
Little Dragon Girl: "..."
Seeing Zheng Jian, who was drunk and unconscious, said this, Xiao Longnv almost laughed out loud, "Hee hee, brother cheap fairy, you are really bad~~I like it so much~~~"
She just stayed with Zheng Jian like this, listening to Zheng Jian's drunken words, she smiled knowingly from time to time, two dimples appeared on her cheeks...
Heavenly Court, in the Moon Palace.
Yuelao is sitting under the lovesickness tree. There are countless red threads on this tree, which connect countless love relationships in the lower world.
At this time, Yue Lao suddenly changed his expression, and looked at the two red lines in amazement.
A straight one is not connected to the countless red lines around it at all, which is quite a maverick feeling.
There is a red line next to it, tremblingly trying to get close to this straight line, but this straight line keeps avoiding it.
Yuelao thought for a moment, "This is a fellow immortal Taoist... so lonely, it's a pity that Xiao Longnu's graceful red line... Why don't you let me help them, and it will be fulfilled!"
Thinking of this, Yuelao took Zheng Jian's red thread with one hand, and Xiaolongnv's red thread with the other, and quickly approached.
……
Beihai Dragon Palace, in the side hall.
Zheng Jian was already fast asleep, and in his dream he felt a red thread approaching him, trying to entangle him.
"Huh? Want to tie me up? I'll dodge!" In Zheng Jian's mind, he felt as if his body had turned into a line, and deftly dodged to the side, avoiding the red line in front of him.
Xiao Longnv tried to move Zheng Jian, but found that there was really no response, so she began to talk to herself, telling how she missed Zheng Jian, and when it came to the emotion, she couldn't help crying.
She has held back these words for hundreds of years...
541 Ambiguous
In the Moon Palace, Yue Lao stared at the red thread in his hand in astonishment.
It turned out that just when he was about to tie the two red threads together, the red thread belonging to Zheng Jian suddenly twisted strangely!
Hey, I actually escaped...
"This……"
Yuelao has helped people pull the red line for countless years, and this is the first time I have seen such a weird situation.
Yuelao became interested immediately, and immediately pinched Zheng Jian's red thread tightly with his hands, and tried again to pull the two red threads together.
In the Dragon Palace, the little dragon girl hesitated for a moment, looking at Zheng Jian's sleeping face, unexpectedly she also took off her shoes and socks on a whim, and lay on her side next to Zheng Jianjian, just facing Zheng Jian face to face.
Looking at Zheng Jian's face, Xiao Longnu couldn't help stretching out her finger, and gently touched the tip of Zheng Jian's nose.
A feeling like an electric shock came, causing Xiao Longnv to withdraw her fingers suddenly.
She felt the deer jumping wildly in her chest...
In the Moon Palace, Yuelao watched Xiaolongnv's red thread strenuously approaching Zheng Jian, and couldn't help laughing in relief, "This is deeply rooted in love! Marriage is destined, you can't run away!"
Immediately, he used his magic power to directly entangle the two red threads together again.
In the Dragon Palace, the little dragon girl saw that Zheng Jian was fast asleep, so she boldly stretched out her jade hand and touched the tip of Zheng Jian's nose...
In the dream, Zheng Jian only felt his whole body tense, and immediately felt like he couldn't move himself, as if being pressed by a ghost...
And the red thread in front of him rushed over and entangled him...
"Come again?" Zheng Jian wanted to get out, but was shocked to find that his magical powers seemed to have disappeared, and he couldn't move at all.
In reality, Zheng Jian was drowsy, felt his nose itchy, and couldn't help sneezing...
"Ahhhhhhh!"
Xiao Longnu was startled, and immediately turned around like a rabbit, not daring to look at Zheng Jian, but felt her heart beating so fast that she almost rushed out, her face was as red as blood...
"Oops! If Brother Xianxian finds out about this... what should I do?" Xiao Longnu yelled in her heart, wishing she could roll under the bed immediately...
After a long while, she felt the sound of turning over from behind, and then there was no sound again. Then she turned around bit by bit, only to find that it was Zheng Jian's back!
It turned out that this guy just turned over...
Xiao Longnv immediately breathed a sigh of relief, put her hands on her chest, and let out a long sigh of relief...
Zheng Jian in the dream felt that he was getting more and more tightly entangled by the red thread, so he tried hard to break free...
In the Moon Palace, Yuelao was shocked to find that although Zheng Jian's red thread was tied, it was broken from the back of the knot strangely...
Yue Lao: "..."
I tried a few more times, but Zheng Jian's red thread still couldn't be connected with Xiaolongnv's red thread, even if it was tied forcibly, it would break in a moment.
After a long time, Elder Yue sighed, "Passionate is more bitter than ruthless...Little Dragon Girl, Little Dragon Girl, I want to help you fulfill your long-cherished wish, but it's a pity that you have more energy than you want..."
"This guy has a natural resistance to marriage, you can't keep him!"
Yuelao looked at the knot left on the top of Xiaolongnv's red thread, and sighed...
"Fate is still a little bit worse..."
……
In the Dragon Palace, the little dragon girl lay on Zheng Jian's side again, looked at Zheng Jian's sleeping face, and murmured to herself: "Big brother, it is said that twisted melons are not sweet, but I, but I still want to try."
Saying that, Xiaolongnv slowly approached Zheng Jian and kissed him lightly.
Then... Zheng Jian in his sleep seemed to feel something...
Then...he had a belch...
"belch……"
Xiao Longnu's eyes widened suddenly, they were full of shock, and her expression was immediately dull!
She raised her head quickly, feeling like she was about to suffocate!
"The twisted melon is really not sweet..." Xiao Longnv felt an unimaginable absurd feeling in her heart, she just wanted to get out of bed, but hesitated.
She turned around, looked at Zheng Jian who was in a coma again, and muttered to herself: "Well, Xiaolongnv, since you like brother Xianxian, you should like everything about him! Isn't it just drunk, father I also often get drunk, and I haven't seen my mother dislike her..."
"Even if the twisted melon is not sweet, it doesn't matter! If you don't twist it, brother cheap fairy, then I will twist it myself!"
Saying so, the little dragon girl approached Zheng Jian in a bewildered manner, and kissed him deeply.
"Well……"
This time Zheng Jian didn't hiccup anymore...
After kissing for a while, Xiao Longnv felt very hot all over, and felt uncomfortable all over!
"Now that's the case, do we count as a private life? I... Will I have a child with brother Xianxian? My mother said that if I sleep in the same bed with a man, I will have a baby... Is it okay for me?" Xiao Longnv was thinking in a daze, a little at a loss.
"Otherwise, two more kisses?"
Xiao Longnv immediately summoned up her courage again, leaned over and kissed a few times, the warm feeling made her dizzy...
She rubbed Zheng Jian's forehead with two small dragon horns, and then she leaned into Zheng Jian's arms, "Just sleep like this, there should be a baby..."
Thinking of this, Xiao Longnv slowly closed her eyes and fell into a deep sleep...
After an unknown amount of time, Zheng Jian opened his eyes from the drowsy hangover. When he opened his eyes, he realized that something was wrong!
There is actually someone in my arms!
Soft to the touch!
"Damn it, it's a woman!" Zheng Jian woke up immediately, and hurriedly pressed the little Zheng Jian with his hands. After a closer look, he almost screamed out!
"Little Dragon Girl? Little Dragon Girl!"
Zheng Jian hurriedly looked under his body, and found that the clothes were neatly dressed, even the clothes on Xiaolongnv's body were intact, he let out a long sigh of relief...
so far so good!
It seems that the bloody drunken sex thing in the TV series didn't happen!
"Didn't it happen?" Zheng Jian was stunned again, but suddenly felt a little pity in his heart, "I'm not as good as a beast, am I?"
At this moment, the sleeping little dragon girl turned over, and her delicate body hung on Zheng Jiantian unconsciously!
Zheng Jian's whole body froze, and he really didn't dare to move at this moment...
Xiao Longnv rubbed against it, feeling that there was something pressing on her lower abdomen, in a daze, she stretched out her hand and dialed it down...
"Hiss~~~~" Zheng Jian gasped!
"Fuck, who the hell can stand this!"
Zheng Jian quickly turned over to escape, if this continues, the boy will not be safe!
As soon as he dodged like this, Xiao Longnu was awakened by the shock, and her eyes met.
Zheng Jian: (⊙_⊙;)
Little Dragon Girl: (●'ω`●)ノ
"Brother Xianxian, we slept for a while! Will I have a baby?" Xiao Longnv said sweetly.
Well, she still doesn't know what she just did...
Even if she knew, she didn't understand!
"boom!"
There was a sudden thunder in Zheng Jian's mind, and he said with difficulty: "You...you said...what?"
Xiao Longnv shyly said: "I said, we had a good night's sleep! I slept well in your arms..."
"Why... did you sleep?" Zheng Jian doubted his own judgment.
"I just slept like this..." Xiao Longnv took it for granted.
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