I am not a serious young man

Zheng Jian shook his head, "Life is more exciting because of problems! Hey, Dijun, have you heard about the Tang monk learning Buddhist scriptures recently?"

Emperor Donghua nodded with a smile, "This matter is of great importance, and this emperor naturally knows."

"Then... have you ever heard of Tang Seng? Once he became famous, the world knows it. It is said that his name has already spread all over Xiniu Hezhou, and many monsters have heard of it."

"Whether Jin Chanzi is reincarnated, of course this emperor knows."

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "Then... have you ever heard a sentence, the emperor, called: Eat a piece of Tang monk's meat and live forever, and call a Tathagata Buddha to become a fairy and ancestor!"

Emperor Donghua staggered when he heard the words, and waved his hands hastily, "Don't talk nonsense! The Western Buddhists and elders are one of the five elders of the five directions. They can see all over the three worlds in a short time. Be careful not to be heard, and you will be crushed under the mountain!"

"Oh? Dijun, your abbot Xianshan... Could it be possible that you were also secretly observed by the Tathagata Buddha? When you bathed... did you feel a pair of Buddhist wisdom eyes?" Zheng Jian teased.

Emperor Donghua immediately became impatient, "...It's nonsense! This emperor is called Emperor Donghua, he is the fruit of the heavenly fairy, and he has the title of emperor. The Tathagata Buddha also wants to show courtesy to this emperor. How can he spy on the abbot's fairy mountain?"

The resentment value from Emperor Donghua is +4999.

Hearing this, Zheng Jian spread his hands, "That's it! The emperor is noble, since the Tathagata Buddha doesn't know how to look at this place, what's the point of chatting with you and me?"

Emperor Donghua: "... Talking about the Buddha at will, isn't it just talking about right and wrong?"

Hearing this, Zheng Jian turned around and said, "All right, then we won't mention the Buddha!"

At this time, Dongfang Shuo made tea for Zheng Jian. Zheng Jian took a sip and exclaimed: "Ah~ tsk tsk, the fairy tea from Dijun is bitter first and then sweet. The tea is refreshing, but it also has a different taste."

Emperor Donghua was speechless: "What do you mean by raising first and then suppressing?" He clearly praised Abbot Fangzhang's immortal tea, but at the end he said that it is not as fresh as your Penglai immortal tea?

"Dongfang Shuo, it's almost time. Go and take the cow out and let it go." Emperor Donghua didn't bother to talk to Zheng Jian, and told Dongfang Shuo.

"Yes, Dijun." Dongfang Shuo replied obediently, and immediately went to lead the bull...

A while later, Dongfang Shuo came out on a small grassland at the foot of Abbot Xianshan Mountain, leading two cows, one white and one yellow.

Zheng Jian saw that the two cows had started to eat the fairy grass leisurely at this moment, and suddenly said in surprise: "Dijun, do you still raise cows?"

Emperor Donghua heard the words, and said lightly: "Well, it's just raising two cows, what's the fuss about?"

Zheng Jian saw that Dongfang Shuo was sitting on the back of one of the white cows, looking quite relaxed, so he asked, "Dijun, what do you usually feed the cows?"

Emperor Donghua thought for a while after hearing the words: "Are you asking about the white ox or the yellow ox?"

"White cow."

Emperor Donghua replied: "Immortal Grass and Immortal Wheat."

Zheng Jian was taken aback, this white ox was worthy of being raised by the emperor, and it ate all the food and grass of the immortal family, he thought for a while, and then said: "What about the yellow ox?"

A hint of teasing flashed in Dijun's eyes, and he said lightly, "Immortal Grass and Immortal Wheat."

Zheng Jian: "..." This emperor is a bit skinny!

He froze for a moment, then said again: "Dijun, how much do you feed two cows a day?"

Emperor Donghua smiled and said, "Are you asking about the white ox or the yellow ox?"

Zheng Jian: "White Bull."

Dijun: "Five hundred catties!"

Zheng Jian: "Hey, it's so edible! Dijun, what about the scalper?"

Dijun: "Five hundred catties!"

Zheng Jian: "..."

This time, Zheng Jian had the feeling of being chatted to death for the first time...

Mainly he used to terminate other people's chats, but today, for the first time, he was terminated by Emperor Donghua...

Zheng Jian cursed in his heart: Dijun, you have changed!

After being speechless for a while, Zheng Jian looked at Emperor Donghua, "Dijun, you are a bit naughty today! Why do you always ask me to ask the same question twice?"

Emperor Donghua laughed and said, "Hahahaha... because the white ox is my mount! When I don't ride on a jade chariot, I ride a white ox."

Hearing this, Zheng Jian couldn't help but said, "What about the yellow cattle?" Could it be that the yellow cattle are used for plowing the fields?

Emperor Donghua put away his smile, pondered for a moment, and said: "The ox is also my mount. When I don't ride a jade chariot or ride a white ox on weekdays, I ride a ox."

Zheng Jian: ("゜ロ゜)"┴─┴

My good fellow, I am usually used to amuse others by my cheap fairy, but today I was amused by Emperor Donghua...

Seeing Zheng Jian's ever-changing expression, Emperor Donghua felt a great sense of relief, "Hahahahaha, I let you, a cheap fairy, entertain me all the time, but now it's the other way around, how do you feel?"

Zheng Jian was not angry, I was so humbled by Emperor Donghua today?

He pondered for a while, then suddenly said: "Dijun, I want to ask you to borrow something!"

Emperor Donghua was in a good mood at this time, and said with a smile: "What do you borrow? What do you want to borrow?"

Zheng Jian said indifferently: "Borrow Dongfang Shuo, there is a funeral, like borrowing Dongfang Shuo, to participate in the funeral, to perform crying grave!"

Emperor Donghua's smile stopped abruptly, "Whose funeral?"

Zheng Jian chuckled, "Other people's. However, if you don't want it, it's yours!"

Emperor Donghua: "..."

What the hell!

Emperor Donghua was shocked on the spot...

The resentment value from Emperor Donghua is +5999.

Zheng Jian laughed loudly and said, "I'm sorry, Dijun, I am a gentleman who pays attention to revenge, so there is no delay!"

Emperor Donghua looked at Zheng Jian in a daze for a long while, and finally suppressed the thought of beating Zheng Jian.

Uh, actually the reason is that Zheng Jian is also a god now, Emperor Donghua can't beat Zheng Jian like before...

Chapter 537 The black wind meets the apricot fairy, and the bear's heart sprouts

Two flowers bloom, and one is folded each.

While Zheng Jian was at ease in the East China Sea, the master-disciple duo traveling west encountered new tribulations.

Not long ago, when the two masters and apprentices passed by Yingshoujian, they were eaten by the little white dragon. The monkey wanted to catch the white dragon, but the little white dragon turned into a small snake, sneaked into the depths of Yingshoujian and disappeared...

The monkey himself was not in a hurry, but Tang Seng was in a hurry. Without a horse to travel, how could he walk to the west with his mortal body?

As soon as Tang Seng was anxious, the golden-headed Jiedi who was escorting the escort in the air became anxious. He quickly showed his figure, explained the origin of the little white dragon, and invited the Venerable Guanyin.

The monkey looked at Guanyin with a displeased expression on his face, constantly spitting...

Venerable Guanyin was helpless, so he wanted to benefit the monkey, so he took three leaves from the willow branch in the jade bottle, turned them into three monkey hairs, and put them behind the monkey's head, allowing him to provide emergency relief.

Only then did the monkey give up, and the little white dragon was turned into a white dragon horse by the Bodhisattva, riding on it with Tang Seng, and was also given a set of saddles and bridles.

As a result, apart from one person and one monkey, the members of the scripture learning team had another dragon.

Now, he came to a Guanyin Temple.

In this monastery, there is an elder Jinchi who worships Guanyin Bodhisattva, but he lived to be more than 270 years old, which is considered a long life.

After exchanging greetings, the Elder Jinchi showed off all the good things he had collected, and the monkey didn't like it, so he even pulled out Tang Seng's colorful cassock...

The old monk of Guanyin Temple should be dazzled...

Greedy heart was born, so he thought of setting fire to burn Tang Monk's teacher and apprentice to death directly, so as to take the Jinlan cassock as his own.

When the monkey found out in the middle of the night, his teeth were itching with hatred, and he stood in the void, borrowing the fire shield of King Guangmu!

Thus, the Guanyin Temple started a fire in the middle of the night, and it burned for a long time!

And not far from Guanyin Temple there is Heifeng Mountain, and there is a black bear spirit on Heifeng Mountain...

This black bear spirit is not Zhuang Wangu!

Seeing that the Guanyin Temple was on fire, the black bear spirit was kind-hearted, and came directly to fight the fire, but happened to catch a glimpse of the beautiful cassock in the fire...

He was about to take the cassock and leave when a young female fairy suddenly appeared in front of him.

Seeing this female fairy, the black bear spirit's eyes were straightened, and he didn't even look at the colorful cassock.

"Ah, there's such a big fire here!" The young fairy opened her eyes wide and hurriedly cast a spell, pouring down a burst of rain to extinguish the fire...

"What a pretty fairy girl, I... oh no, Xiaosheng Heifeng, you are so polite!" When the black bear spirit saw this fairy, it felt like its heart had melted away, as if there was a little bear in its chest. As if pounding a few times, he immediately put on a chic posture, squeezed his throat, and said such a classic strike-up remark.

This young female fairy is none other than Xingxian who left Penglai and went west for eight hundred miles to Thorn Ridge. She was flying to this place. When she saw the burning of the Buddhist temple below, she felt compassionate, and it brought wind and rain to wipe it out. There was a fire.

At this time, she had just seen the black bear spirit in mid-air, and seeing that naive look, she pretended to be elegant and called it "Xiaosheng Black Wind", and she immediately laughed.

This smile made Hei Xiong Jing lose his soul, and when Shi Ting went to Jiu Ting, he felt that there was nothing else in his heart, only such a beautiful and kind-hearted fairy was left.

"Dare to ask the fairy... what is her name? Where does she live?" Black Bear Spirit asked in a daze, reluctant to blink.

The cassocks in the meditation room were almost out of battery under the sunlight, but the black bear spirit didn't even look at it...

In front of the goddess, who would still look up to that shabby cassock?

"You idiot! You don't care where I live, and what's my name!" Xingxian wrinkled her nose and said crisply, "Get out of the way, I'm leaving!"

The black bear spirit felt the pure fairy air around Xingxian, and felt that the bear flesh all over his body was a little lighter. How about getting married and being a Taoist couple? Xiaosheng’s wealth and countless treasures are all for you to enjoy.”

Xingxian covered her mouth and chuckled, "Well, you idiot, even though I am transformed into a plant, I have also achieved the true fruit! You are full of evil spirits, how can you marry me? If you are rude to me, be careful that my master will take you Go back to the nursing home!"

Hei Xiong Jing laughed and said, "Hahahahaha, although I, Heifeng, am rude, I am capable! Who is your master, and how can you take me back to the nursing home?"

Saying so, it was going to pull Xingxian's jade hand.

Xingxian's complexion changed slightly. Although she didn't practice fighting skills, Zheng Jian also taught her some self-defense skills. At this time, her delicate body twisted, and countless fragrant petals suddenly appeared around her body.

And Xingxian's figure disappeared into the petals.

Seeing this, the black bear spirit shouted, "Where is the fairy going?"

The whole body was filled with a demonic aura, which instantly made the night invisible, and countless gloom wrapped the sky full of petals.

Seeing this, Xingxian became anxious, and exclaimed: "My master is a cheap immortal from Penglai. If you dare to treat me lightly, my master will cut off your bear's paw!"

"Hahahahaha... that will have to wait until your master comes! By that time, the uncooked rice will have been cooked..." the black bear spirit laughed wildly amidst the demonic aura.

"Bad fairy, what cheap fairy?" The monkey who had just returned the fire shelter just happened to see the fighting skills in the void and heard the screams in it.

"Sun Dasheng, save me quickly! I am Xing'er, this black bear spirit wants to take me away..." Xingxian was surrounded by petals all over the sky, and when he heard the monkey's voice, he immediately called for help in surprise .

The monkey was startled, remembered, and called out, "But the Penglai Xingxian?"

"It's me... Sun Dasheng!" Xingxian shouted.

Hearing this, the monkey took out the golden cudgel from its ear, shook it in the wind until it became as thick as a bowl, held it in its palm and shouted: "Hey! Who dare to bully my grandson's little niece, hurry up and get rid of my grandson!" come out!"

As soon as the black mist stopped, it turned into the appearance of a black bear spirit, and cursed: "Who are you? How dare you meddle in my black wind king's business!"

Xingxian quickly hid behind the monkey.

The monkey glanced at it, and it was really the female apprentice of the cheap fairy, and smiled lightly: "Hey, you are kind-hearted, my grandson wanted to watch a good show, and let the followers of Guanyin Bodhisattva burn down his Buddhist temple, but you The fire is out! Little niece, don’t panic, you are the disciple of the Immortal, and the Immortal is my grandson’s brother, and you are my grandson’s niece! With my grandson here, no one can touch you!”

"Thank you, Uncle Dasheng." Xingxian said softly, her almond eyes sparkling.

The monkey nodded, and looked at the black bear spirit with the golden cudgel on his shoulder, "You don't even know me, my grandson, and you are worthy of the title of king? The Monkey King, one of the seven great sages of the demon world 500 years ago, is also the Monkey King. Bear cub, dare to call yourself king?"

Hei Xiong Jing was taken aback when he heard the words, then smiled and said: "So it's you, Bi Mawen who troubled the Heavenly Palace..."

What Houzi hated most in his life was whoever called him "Bi Mawen".

"You bastard, the only disciple who bullies the cheap brother, you dare to mock your grandpa grandson! Find a fight!"

The monkey immediately hit the head with the golden cudgel, and a black-tasseled spear appeared in the hands of the black bear spirit, and it went forward without showing any weakness.

One monkey and one bear fought for [-] or [-] rounds regardless of the outcome. Seeing that it was about to dawn, the black bear spirit yelled: "Sun, you spoiled my good deeds. Let's stop today. I'll go back to sleep and have a good meal." , come to compete with you again."

Saying that, the black bear spirit turned into a gust of black wind, and suddenly went away...

The monkey looked at the direction in which the black bear was going away with hatred, feeling a little uncomfortable...

He hasn't had a good time yet!

Seeing that Xingxian took off, he hurriedly saluted, "Thank you, Uncle Dasheng, for saving me."

The monkey waved his hand, "You don't need to be so polite to my grandson! Your master and my grandson are good friends, that's nothing. Besides, my grandson has also eaten the tea you respect. Let's go, my grandson Master has figured it out, and it’s almost time to hurry.”

Xingxian watched the monkey go away, she was really scared, it was her first time to travel far, and now she regretted that she hadn't cultivated many immortal techniques...