I am not a serious young man

Tang Sanzang is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, but it is different.

What do you think is different?

Having said that, let's talk about Jin Chanzi first.

Everyone knows that Jin Chanzi is a direct disciple of Buddha Tathagata, but going forward, I am afraid that there are not many people who can explain clearly.

If you want to talk about Jin Chanzi, you have to start with Tathagata Buddha.

The Tathagata Buddha was named Sakyamuni and named Gautama Siddhartha. Before he became a monk, he was a prince.

Later, Sakyamuni became a monk and practiced. He experienced asceticism, the four meditations and eight meditations and many other righteous ways and heretical ways, but he still did not find his own way.

Finally, Sakyamuni came under a bodhi tree and made a great wish, "If you don't realize Bodhi, you will never leave this seat"!

Later, Sakyamuni finally realized his own way, "All sentient beings have the wisdom and virtue of the Tathagata, but because of delusion and persistence, they do not realize it."

Once Shakyamuni attained enlightenment, he pointed to the sky with one hand and the earth with the other, saying, "I am the only one!"

However, there was a Tathagata proving the way under the bodhi tree, but there happened to be a golden cicada on the tree.

This golden cicada was born on this linden tree, sucking the sap of the linden tree for a long time and obtained spirituality, becoming the body of a fairy.

In addition, the golden cicada has the characteristic of clamoring. After listening to the Buddha's way, it was enlightened, and the Tathagata enlightened it into a human being.

The nature of Jin Chan's "drumming" has become "able to speak well"!

When the Buddha saw it, he was overjoyed. This golden cicada was indeed a good seedling to carry forward the Dharma, so he accepted him as his disciple and named him "Golden Cicada".

So, everyone understands, right?Why is it not Avalokitesvara, nor the Buddha's favorite disciples Ananda and Kasyapa, but Jin Chanzi!

You must know that Kasyapa smiled when the Buddha picked up the flower. It is almost well known that this one is the number one among many disciples of the Tathagata in terms of enlightenment and wisdom.

As for Jin Chanzi, apart from serving tea to Zhen Yuanzi, before learning the scriptures, was there anything else he was famous for?

But in spreading the Dharma to the east, apart from Jin Chanzi with the attribute of "speaking well", the other disciples are really not good at it!

To put it bluntly, Jin Chanzi is the propaganda committee member!

At this time, facing the dire situation where there was a rift between the master and the apprentice, Tang Sanzang, who was the reincarnation of the golden cicada, finally broke up, and saw him suddenly walk up to the monkey and bow to the end, "Wukong, it's a mistake for the teacher! The Bodhisattva also saw that I was lonely, so he gave me his clothes and hat just now, thinking that he would be fettered to you. As a teacher, he only wanted to let you stay with Master for a long time, but ignored your feelings. This is wrong as a teacher. Now , I don’t need clothes and hats as a teacher, I will use this sincerity to influence you. If you don’t work for one day, you will take ten days. If you don’t work for ten days, you will take a hundred days. , you can always understand the painstaking efforts of being a teacher, and you can continue to walk with me... blah blah blah..."

The monkey fell asleep when he heard it, and Tang Sanzang was still beeping there. The most important thing is that this guy is full of voice and emotion, and what he said has some sense, rather than pouring water...

Seeing this, Guanyin Bodhisattva felt hopeful in his heart, and put away the hat in his hand...

As he talked, the monkey finally couldn't listen anymore. He wanted to leave, but he didn't want to break his promise and get fat. He stayed, but he didn't want to lose face...

Seeing this, Zheng Jian knew in his heart that the monkey was actually willing to continue walking with Tang Sanzang, even he was annoyed by Tang Sanzang's trivial thoughts, so he interrupted Tang Sanzang's preaching, "Master Sanzang, why not let What should I say to the Great Sage?"

Tang Sanzang nodded, "Okay, Immortal Elder, please go ahead."

Zheng Jian pulled the monkey to the side, looked at the monkey, and transmitted sound with his heart.

"Great Sage, traveling west to learn scriptures is the only way for you to achieve true results. You must go! And you must persevere until you reach the end to obtain the scriptures! However, if you feel impatient, find an excuse and take the opportunity to slip out Take a lap to relax! Anyway, you nod your head and pass three thousand miles, twist your waist for more than [-] miles, and the kung fu of fasting is enough to make a lap in the Three Realms... Moreover, you will learn from the scriptures later, and if you encounter monsters, you will be in trouble , you go to the heavens for help, if the heavens can’t do it, you can go to the Bodhisattva, if the Bodhisattva can’t do it, you can go to the Tathagata, they will bother you to death!”

Zheng Jian's voice sounded in the monkey's heart, and he suddenly felt that it was reasonable, so he did not work hard!Wonderful...

"Okay, my old grandson will listen to your persuasion again!" Monkey pretended to be persuaded, but finally nodded reluctantly and returned to Tang Sanzang.

"Master, you don't need to say anything, my old grandson will continue to protect you to go west..."

Tang Sanzang was overjoyed when he heard the words, "Good! Good! Good!"

Venerable Avalokitesvara standing in mid-air was very embarrassed. Although Tang Sanzang and Monkey King reunited, and the westward journey was back on track, Venerable Avalokitesvara always felt uncomfortable in his heart.

How could it be that Tang Sanzang persuaded the monkey without relying on the golden hoop, and that cheap fairy exposed the lie and let the monkey come back...

Only myself, as the assistant director and executive director who learned from the past, why did I suddenly feel like a villain...

Originally, according to Venerable Avalokitesvara's plan, I should be the creator and controller of the relationship between Tang Seng and his disciples, and also one of the great heroes of the Eastern Buddhism...

It can not only hold the monkey's heart with a golden hoop, but also make Tang Sanzang respect himself more, and let the Tathagata Buddha see his ability to do things. I will maintain respect for myself as an executive director, which is simply a beautiful job that kills multiple birds with one stone.

But now, although the result hasn't changed, why is the part about me as the executive director going astray?

Also, can a monkey really be trusted without the restriction of the golden hoop?

Thinking of this, Venerable Guanyin looked at Zheng Jian with resentment in his eyes.

The resentment value from Venerable Guanyin +6999.

It's all this guy, as long as this guy appears, nothing good will happen to me!

Venerable Guanyin once again confirmed his judgment.

At the same time, the complexion of the Tathagata Buddha in Leiyin Temple in Lingshan was constantly changing, and his raised right hand was slowly put down again...

Almost, the Tathagata Buddha couldn't help giving that guy who repeatedly made it difficult to learn scriptures a palm technique that fell from the sky...

Zheng Jian received the resentment value from Venerable Guanyin, looked at Venerable Guanyin with a half-smile, and then looked at the western sky, his heart was full of pleasure.

I tried to die again, but the result was good. I didn't change the general trend of Journey to the West, and there was no palm technique that fell from the sky, but I changed the details...

After all, the monkey really didn't have a curse this time!

Tang Seng wanted to make the monkey swear by him, the difficulty was no less than walking a thousand miles.

After all, the road always comes to an end...

But whether people's hearts can be obtained is an uncertain matter.

But, then again, under the difficulty of hell, if Tang Seng really let the monkeys be sincere to him and have no intention of repenting, then Tang Seng's future Dao Fruit will never stop at being conferred "Zhan Tan Gongde Buddha"!

This is a fair spiritual game. At worst, the teacher and the apprentice are at odds with each other, but in the end they will get the truth.

Best, but its upper limit will be raised a lot...

In the end, it really depends on Tang Seng's ability to subdue Xinyuan or to be difficult to control Yima.

This kind of westward journey can truly be regarded as full of hardships and hardships, and it can truly be regarded as hell mode!

After all, it is just a monkey now, and there are slippery Bajie and Drifting behind it...

Without the magic spell, the idiot yelled, "Brother Monkey, you go back to your Huaguo Mountain, and I'll go back to my Gaolaozhuang. Brother Sha, you go back to your Liusha River..."

This is not necessarily empty talk!

It's not good, on this road to the west, the apprentice can change two or three times...

Well, if such a script really appears, the most disturbing one must be the Venerable Guanyin!

What?you ask why?

It's very simple, because she has to keep helping the little tadpole find its mother... Ah bah!It was to help Tang Seng find an apprentice...

Zheng Jian felt exciting just thinking about it!

The group of monks on the Lingshan Mountain in the West were exhausted!

Hmph, is it so easy for you to spread the Dharma to the East?Do you think that if you directed a big drama about the king of the Tang Dynasty visiting the underworld, this Buddhism can reach the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land?

Thorn Ridge reciting poems and composing can be regarded as a difficulty?

The difficulty of Nine Nine 81 is the same as making a game...

Since I, a cheap fairy, said to myself: I am a student of the Taoist sect in life, and my soul returns to the Taoist sect after death, then let me make it harder for you guys!

Shrimp pork heart!

Zheng Jian felt that his starting point was the same as Buddha Tathagata.

After all, the Buddha has said: I am about to send to the Eastern Land, how can I bear the stupidity of the sentient beings there, slander the truth, do not understand the gist of my method, and neglect the authenticity of Yoga.

Translated, it means: Nanzhan Buzhou people are too stupid. If I send the scriptures directly, they will not only not understand, but will also neglect the Buddhist scriptures!So they have to go through thousands of mountains, go through thousands of rivers, suffer all kinds of hardships, and then come to ask for the truth!

Zheng Jian said that he thought so too...

Normal difficulty is not enough to show suffering!

There is no magic spell, the four masters and apprentices fight against each other along the way, conquer each other, and they will break up if they are not careful...

Maybe he even put water on purpose so that Tang Seng would be caught and eaten by monsters...

Look, is it enough suffering?

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Chapter 536 A Gentleman's Revenge Is Urgent

Tang Seng and his disciples continued on the road.

Venerable Avalokitesvara in the void stared at Zheng Jian, his phoenix eyes were full of anger.

The original arrangement was logical, but the twists and turns caused by this guy, although in the end the monkey followed Tang Seng, but...

Venerable Guanyin himself is very aggrieved!

"Zheng Jian... you have ruined my Buddhist affairs over and over again, what should you do?" Venerable Guanyin said angrily, the golden light of merit behind him condensed into a real golden wheel of merit, full of an unstoppable sense of holiness.

Zheng Jian curled his lips, "What crime? A trumped-up charge?"

Venerable Avalokitesvara said coldly: "Although the Buddha is magnanimous, the Buddha also has the appearance of glaring at the Vajra! Zheng Jian, I warn you one last time, don't worry about the spread of Buddhism to the east, otherwise, I will never forgive you! "

The resentment value from Venerable Guanyin +5999.

Zheng Jian smiled, "Honorable Avalokitesvara, do you want Zheng to leave it alone? Or let Zheng leave the Heavenly Court to which he belongs?"

You are the only one who can pull the tiger's skin and pull the banner, let me tell you, this ability is also my Zheng Jian's innate supernatural power!

You are allowed to open and close your mouth "My Buddha" and "My Buddha", hehe, I will also "My Way" and "My Way"...

Venerable Avalokitesvara froze, she really couldn't say something to let the Taoist sect ignore it...

"I ask you to leave it alone!" Venerable Guanyin gritted his silver teeth and said in a deep voice.

Zheng Jian nodded, "Okay! Okay! I don't care, I'll go back to my Penglai Island and play around!"

After finishing speaking, Zheng Jian turned around and left without hesitation, and went straight back to Penglai Xiandao in the East China Sea...

Venerable Avalokitesvara stood in the void, looking at Zheng Jian's appearance of leaving as soon as he said it, but felt a strange feeling in his heart. According to her understanding of Zheng Jian, she shouldn't agree so readily...

But Venerable Avalokitesvara couldn't think of the reason for a while, so he didn't think about it, and turned back to her South Sea Purple Bamboo Forest...

Heavenly Court, Jade Emperor Tianzun watched the live broadcast below, almost bursting into tears!

"What a rambunctious bastard, I even want to beat him up! Western Buddha is always afraid of being a dumb eater of coptis --- I feel bitter but I can't tell!"

Taibai Jinxing also smiled and said: "What the Great Tianzun said is true! The old things 500 years ago gave the Buddha enough face, and they must suffer a little bit, so that we can show the majesty of our Eastern Heavenly Court."

"What Jin Xing said won my heart! Hahahaha..." Jade Emperor Da Tianzun laughed endlessly.

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Zheng Jian really went straight back to his Penglai Xiandao.

Every day I meditate and practice, and I am diligent in my practice a little bit, and I don't care about the right and wrong of the westward journey.

As for his disciple Xingxian, who hasn't been back to Thorn Ridge for more than five hundred years, now he misses Gu Zhizi and his elder brothers very much.

On this day, Xingxian couldn't bear it anymore, and came to Langhuan's cave, "Master..."

The soft voice came into the cave, and Zheng Jian's voice came from the cave, "Xing'er, the teacher already knows what you think, now that you have become a fairy, you are free to come and go, I want to go back and have a look." Just go directly, don't need to tell the teacher."

Xingxian heard the words, her heart was full of elation, and she said goodbye to Zheng Jian, and stepped on the clouds all the way west, towards the [-]-mile Thorny Ridge...

The three elders of Penglai have not returned, and Zheng Jian stayed alone on Penglai Xiandao. He was a little bored after practicing, so he wanted to go to Abbot Xianshan to drink tea with Emperor Donghua and discuss the Tao.

"Well, I'm a cheap fairy, I really look like I'm doing a little bit of Taoism now... It's just half a day's leisure in my busy schedule!" Zheng Jian rubbed his chin, then set up his cloud head, left Penglai, and went straight to Zhangxian Mountain.

In a short time, Zheng Jian arrived at the abbot fairy mountain with ease, and happened to see Emperor Donghua sitting under a tree drinking tea, with the thief Dongfang Shuo standing behind him.

"Dijun, Dijun! Dijun is really elegant this day." Zheng Jian dropped a cloud head from the sky, came to Donghua Dijun, made a bow, and said with a smile.

"You cheap fairy, why did you come to my Abbot Xianshan today?" Emperor Donghua laughed.

"Hey, the three elders went to Zuzhou for inspection in the distance of Chongen Holy Emperor... My precious disciple, I missed the brothers in her family, and went back to play in Thorn Ridge, Hezhou, Xiniu. Leaving alone on the island, it is inevitable that you will be a little bored while practicing Taoism, so let the emperor come here to drink tea and chat." Zheng Jian chuckled.

Emperor Donghua is Zheng Jian's rare confidant in Journey to the West, and he is both a teacher and a friend.

Not only because of the kindness of Emperor Donghua's preaching, nor because Emperor Donghua can provide resentment value, but because although Emperor Donghua is noble, he is rarely superior, and he is open-minded and open-minded. It's a joke, it's harmless, and it suits Zheng Jian's appetite.

Although he often jokes, Zheng Jian still respects the emperor Donghua, who is the head of the immortals on the ten continents and three islands.

"Zheng Xiaojian, you can chat. If you want to drink tea, you can drink the tea from my emperor! Just don't ask you those weird questions, the emperor may not be able to bear it." Emperor Donghua said with a smile.