I am not a serious young man

The water and land ashram was set up in Huasheng Temple in Chang'an. On this day, Li Er was surrounded by civil and military officials from the Manchu Dynasty and came to the temple.

After Chen Xuanzang paid homage to Li Er, he began to sit on the altar to give lectures. The following [-] monks sat around and followed Chen Xuanzang to recite Buddhist scriptures. The scene was grand.

On the other side, Venerable Avalokitesvara, who had been sitting idle in the Earth Temple for many days, was beaming with joy this day, finally waiting for the golden cicada!

So, she took Hui'an Xingzhe and turned into two scabies monks, holding a nine-ringed tin rod and a brocade cassock, and floated out of the earth temple.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he left the Earth Temple, Zheng Jian also turned out of the Chenghuang Temple at the opposite door.

Today's Zheng Jian is different from before. He is dressed in a black and yellow Taoist robe, and his whole outfit has been well-arranged.

"Fellow Daoist Daoist, I have invited you. I haven't seen you for a long time. Why are you here today?" Venerable Guanyin said indifferently.

Zheng Jian looked at Venerable Avalokitesvara in bewilderment, "Monk Wuna, are you talking to the poor? Where are Venerable Avalokitesvara and Mu Zha in the Earth Temple? Moved away?"

Venerable Guanyin: "..."

Mu Zha said angrily: "Well, you cheap fairy who doesn't know the real Bodhisattva with the naked eye, isn't the one in front of you the Venerable Guanyin, and I am Mu Zha! What are you going to do?"

The resentment value from Mu Zha is +3999.

Zheng Jian pretended to be suddenly enlightened, "Oh~~~ I am poor, my eyes are dumb, my eyes are dumb! But, Venerable Guanyin, why did you turn into a scabbed monk today, dressed in rags, covered with rotten sores, hey~~~shoes If you don’t wear it, what if you step on dog shit? Can you still step into Lingshan Pure Land if you step on dog shit’s feet?”

Even Venerable Avalokitesvara has cultivated himself well, but Zheng Jian was so angry at this time...

The resentment value from Venerable Guanyin +4999.

The Jade Emperor, who was watching the live broadcast, spat out the nectar from his mouth with one gulp...

Mu Zha was furious, holding a black, thick, strong and long stick, and looked at Zheng Jian with an unfriendly expression, "Baby fairy, if you speak rudely again, I, Mu Zha, will definitely not give up with you."

After that, he pointed to the stick in his hand and said:

"Mixed iron sticks are beaten with a thousand hammers, and six dingliujia are used to exercise divine skills.

Wrapped around the waist like a rope, pierced into a tiger's den like hard steel..."

"Shut up!" Zheng Jian couldn't listen anymore, good guy, as the second prince of King Li Tian, ​​and you followed Venerable Avalokitesvara to practice, you actually spoke like a tiger and wolf again!

You have practiced the Great Joy Zen!

Venerable Avalokitesvara stopped Mu Zha, and said calmly: "Don't miss the business, let's go."

As she spoke, she took the nine-ringed tin rod, and Mu Zha held the brocade cassock, and walked towards the city of Chang'an together.

Zheng Jian shook his head with some regrets, and he also admired the self-cultivation of the Venerable Guanyin in his heart. He was so excited by himself, but he didn't make a move...

In fact, he really wanted to see the depths of Venerable Avalokitesvara's means of leading the five elders with the help of the Celestial Immortal Dao Fruit.

Big deal, when Avalokitesvara sacrificed the mutton fat jade bottle, Zheng Jian threw out the "Huang Ting Jing" to block it!

The "Huang Ting Jing" written by the Jade Emperor, no matter how it is written, it will not be defeated by the jade bottle, right?

……

Venerable Avalokitesvara and Mu Zha, who turned into monks with scabies, soon met Xiao Xing, a loyal Buddhist believer. When Xiao Xing saw the colorful cassock and nine-ringed tin rod, he thought it was a treasure, and it just matched Chen Xuanzang. So he took the two Guanyins into court to meet Li Er...

Seeing Li Er, Xiao Xing explained the purpose of coming. Li Er saw that the cassock and nine-ringed tin rod were indeed treasures, so he asked the Bodhisattva how much it cost.

Avalokitesvara smiled and said, "5000 taels of cassock and 2000 taels of tin staff."

Li Erzheng wanted to ask what was so good about it, when it was worth so much money...

Zheng Jian's voice came in from outside the door, "7000 taels, I bought it!"

When Li Er was shocked, he saw a Taoist with a jade tree facing the wind descending from the sky and landed outside the hall.

Venerable Guanyin: "..."

"7000 taels, right? Gold or silver, I'm out!" Zheng Jian laughed and walked in, "Hey, Dingfengzhu, Pichenzhu, Manizhu, Ruyizhu, these four beads alone are worth this The price is high...you can earn it if you buy it!"

Li Er looked at this Taoist, feeling a little familiar, "This Taoist...does we meet somewhere?"

Zheng Jian: "Huh?"

He almost sang:

We seem to have met somewhere, do you remember?

I remember it was an autumn and the sun was setting.

A trace of sullen anger flashed across Venerable Guanyin's face, "You are a true Daoist, what do you want my Buddhist cassock and tin staff for?"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "I am a Taoist and I want a cassock. If I don't wear it, I will leave it. Hey, it's just for fun!"

Guanyin: "..."

The resentment value from Venerable Guanyin +4999.

In desperation, Venerable Avalokitesvara had no choice but to say: "You are not a disciple of Shimen, so I can't be with you! Your Majesty is virtuous and kind, respects my Buddhism, and there are eminent monks who say that this cassock and tin staff, the poor monk would like to give it away for free." superior."

Before Li Er could speak, Zheng Jian interrupted again: "As the saying goes, the most expensive is the one that is free! If you don't need money, then you need someone..."

Venerable Guanyin: "..."

The resentment value from Venerable Guanyin +4999.

She really didn't want to stay any longer, so she presented the cassock and tin staff to Li Er, turned her head and left.

Li Er was indeed grateful in his heart, but after Zheng Jian said "free is the most expensive", Li Er couldn't bear the thought of gratitude...

Then, Li Er glanced at Zheng Jian again, and suddenly remembered, "Ah, I remembered! That night..."

Zheng Jian: "You hurt me?"

Li Er was stunned: "Why did the Taoist priest say that? The Dragon King of Jinghe asked me for his life that night. It was the Taoist priest who saved me. I just remembered now..."

Zheng Jian heard the words, and said lightly: "Oh, I just remembered? It's too late, the relationship has faded, break up, scumbag!"

After finishing speaking, Zheng Jian walked away, leaving Li Er standing there with a dazed expression.

"Scum...a scumbag?" Li Er was at a loss.

At noon, Li Erxuan and Chen Xuanzang had an audience, put on the cassock and Chen Xuanzang, and gave him the nine-ring tin staff, stepped back a few steps, and took a closer look!

What a Tathagata Buddha!Here, there are really poems to prove it:

"It's like a true arhat of bliss, like a god of good fortune.

Sincerely being a disciple of the Buddha is not false, it is better than Bodhi without deceit. "

……

Outside the Earth Temple, Venerable Avalokitesvara and Mu Zha came back, but they saw Zheng Jian's handsome but hateful face dangling at the opposite door, which made Venerable Guanyin of Antarctica, the Bodhisattva who saves suffering, uncomfortable...

However, Avalokitesvara actually knew that Zheng Jian fought against Nandou and Beidou Xingjun with one enemy and two against him that day. Handwritten "Huang Ting Jing"...

It really pissed off the Bodhisattva.

Zheng Jian was not conscious at all, and still had a 13-face. He recited the "Huang Ting Jing" aloud for a while, and danced with swords and swords in the courtyard of the Town God's Temple. .

When Venerable Avalokitesvara thought of the plan ahead, his original confidence was a little lacking. After hesitating for a moment, he rushed out of the Temple of the Earth, stood at the gate of the Temple of the City God, and said sharply: "Fellow Taoist, the next thing is the big event of Jin Chanzi going west. If you dare to stop me again, you will become the enemy of Heavenly Court and Lingshan Mountain! If that is true, the poor monk will die with you and fall into reincarnation!"

Zheng Jian: "..."

The resentment value from Venerable Guanyin +5999.

Zheng Jian smiled, "Venerable Bodhisattva, you are also one of the five elders of the five directions. You are a noble person, how can you hurt others! When did I say that I would stop Elder Jin Chanzi from going west?"

Venerable Guanyin was still angry, and said coldly: "The next thing, if you have more troubles, I will..."

Zheng Jian went on to say: "Just fight for Daoguo, die together with me, and fall into reincarnation? You have already said this! You have to change it, lest the curly-haired baboon say that I am watery and won't vote for me. .”

Venerable Guanyin was speechless again...

The resentment value from Venerable Guanyin +5999.

After a long while, she said, "Get lost!"

Zheng Jian sneered and said, "Get it right! This is the Town God's Temple, the inn I rented, and yours is on the opposite side! Who are you letting go? If you don't know, how about I plant a tree for you?"

Venerable Guanyin: (╯~Д~)╯èT╛

I lift!

Zheng Jian: ┬─┬ノ('–'ノ)

Catch it and put it away.

The resentment value from Venerable Guanyin +5999.

Avalokitesvara was out of breath, and turned back to her earth temple angrily.

Zheng Jian turned around leisurely, and said in his heart: Venerable Guanyin is good, with long hair, it's quite cool to pull it up!

It has to be said that since he became a celestial being, picked the two most powerful star gods, Beidou and Nandou, and got the "Huang Ting Jing" written by the Jade Emperor as a life-saving talisman, Zheng Jian suddenly swelled!

So, he jumped repeatedly on the verge of death...

There's no way, alas, I'm just such a successful slut!

Zheng Jian had already made up his mind, if the palm technique that fell from the sky suddenly came, he would directly throw the "Huang Ting Jing" out to resist!

……

In a blink of an eye, the Water and Land Ceremony has come to the seventh day, and the Water and Land Ceremony is in full swing.

On this day, in the imperial city, headed by Li Er, civil and military officials, relatives of the emperor, etc. all came towards Huasheng Temple, followed by a large number of common people, all of whom also came to participate in this grand event.

Venerable Avalokitesvara and Mu Zha still turned into two scabies monks and mingled among them.

Guanyin looked carefully for a few times, but he didn't find Zheng Jian's figure, so he was relieved...

Zheng Jian did not go, and today is the time to decide on the big event of going west to learn Buddhist scriptures. He knows very well that if he messes up the situation again, the Lingshan guy will probably not be able to sit still!

If it is possible not to throw away the "Huang Ting Jing", it is better not to throw it away for the time being...

The general trend cannot be changed, but the small details can be moved!

Not in a hurry……

There is plenty of wool to squeeze!

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Chapter 531 Yang Jian's Fighting Intent

At the main meeting of the Water and Land Ceremony, there were huge crowds of people, and the entire Chang'an City was empty.

On the stage, Master Xuanzang kept chanting scriptures, sometimes it was "The Sutra of Receiving Life and Crossing the Dead", and sometimes it was "Anbang Tianbaolu".

Monk Scabies listened, and suddenly approached the high platform, and said sharply: "You are talking about Hinayana Buddhism, but do you know Mahayana Buddhism?"

How could Master Xuanzang know Mahayana Buddhism, so it was logical to ask Monk Scabies for advice.

After going back and forth, advocating the benefits of Mahayana Buddhism, aroused Li Er's curiosity, and then the scabies monk flew up to the high platform, showing the Bodhisattva dharma body...

This coercion came out all at once, and everyone from Li Er to Li Min people bowed down one after another.

Venerable Avalokitesvara stood on the lotus platform. He didn't see Zheng Jian coming out to make trouble, so he was relieved...

After the Venerable Guanyin pretended to be aggressive, he left a post and drifted away.

look at that post,

"Courtesy to Lord Tang, there are wonderful writings in the West.

The journey is one hundred and eight thousand miles, and the Mahayana is diligent.

After returning to the country, this scripture can surpass ghosts.

If there are those who are willing to go, seek the golden body of Zhengguo. "

There was no hesitation in Li Er's heart, so he asked who would go to the Lingshan Mountain in the West to obtain the scriptures, Master Xuanzang did his part and said that he was willing to go.

Therefore, Li Er and Master Xuanzang became sworn brothers and bestowed the surname Tang.

From then on, Chen Xuanzang became Tang Xuanzang, nicknamed "Master Sanzang".

Well, there is another nickname, which belongs to a certain infatuated queen... "Brother Yudi".

Master Sanzang swore on the spot: "When I go, I will definitely sacrifice my life and work hard until the West Paradise. If I don't reach the West Paradise, I will not get the scriptures, and even if I die, I will not dare to return to my country, and I will sink into hell forever."

You see, the free ones are the most expensive. You don’t need money, but you really want people directly!