I am not a serious young man
Page 322
Yuan Shoucheng: "..." Of course I know that He will die... How do you make me answer?
"Should I answer it or not?" Zheng Jian said with a smile.
"Don't pick it up! That evil dragon deserves what he deserves..."
"Didn't you point out the way...Are you so unconfident in yourself?" Zheng Jian laughed again.
Yuan Shoucheng was speechless for a while, and finally had a showdown: "Your Excellency, you have come to humiliate me so many times, can you let me go... I am ready to retire, so please stop pestering me Okay?"
"Bring me the monthly pass, and I'll allow you to retire and return home!" Zheng Jian said with a cheap smile.
……
Chapter 529 I Want to Kill in a Dream
Zheng Jian immediately looked at Yuan Shoucheng with admiration!
Old guy, there is something...
"You... know me?" Zheng Jian asked suspiciously.
Yuan Shoucheng looked at Zheng Jian speechlessly, "You are so cheap, this old man is not blind, I must know..."
Zheng Jian suddenly laughed a few times embarrassedly, this... was seen through.
Yuan Shoucheng shook his head, cleaned up the stall, and got off work!
After the routine is over, Jinghe Dragon King should retire.
The mortal Jinghe Dragon King went to the Tang Palace that night, crying to Li Eryi...
Seeing that this guy was crying miserably, Li Er was touted that he was a real dragon. Immediately, Longyan was very happy, and he agreed.
Waking up from the dream the next day, Li Er kept in his mind the story of the Jinghe Dragon King asking for help at night.
In the hall, I looked around, hey, I didn't see that guy Wei Zheng.
Li Er suddenly understood that this matter was almost inseparable...
Wei Zheng was bathing and fasting at home, and when he was about to go to heaven to slay the dragon, he heard an eunuch passing an eunuch saying that the Tang emperor had summoned him to the palace. Wei Zheng had no choice but to enter the court.
Li Er dragged Wei Zheng to talk about this and that, but he didn't want to let Wei Zheng go home.
"Come, come, let's have a chat with me."
There was really nothing to talk about, Li Er had an idea and thought of playing chess.
Wei Zheng was in a hurry to get angry, when he heard, hey, he also has a countermeasure, so he happily followed it.
We are playing chess, and it is approaching noon...
Then, Wei Zheng fell asleep on the chessboard.
Li Er didn't know, he thought Wei Zheng was tired, so he didn't worry, he waited for Wei Zheng to wake up.
Unexpectedly, after a while, shouts and hustle and bustle came from outside the palace gate.
When Li Er was puzzled, he saw his confidant Ai waited for Qin Shubao to come in, and threw something on the ground casually.
When Li Er saw it, his face turned pale with shock, "This..."
Wei Zheng got up, saluted and said: "Your Majesty, this dragon Naichen just cut it in a dream..."
Well, after all... I like killing people in my dreams!
Li Er was stunned all of a sudden... Can a normal person think of this move?
So, in the dead of night, the Dragon King of Jinghe entered the palace again to claim his life...
In the night sky, Zheng Jian stood high in the sky, looking at the purple air permeating the palace, trying to stop the Jinghe Dragon King who was seeking his life. However, you said that the dead Dragon King didn't know what happened, but he broke through the real dragon abruptly. The obstruction of the purple energy of the Son of Heaven's fortune is filled in like this...
Li Er was terrified...
At this time, Zheng Jian caught a glimpse of the colorful mist floating in the sky, his heart moved, and he shouted: "You evil dragon, you violated the rules of heaven, you should be executed, and you dare to enter the widow's village at night... Oh no, night detective Black Dragon Pool... Bah, breaking into the palace at night to frighten the present sage!"
The Dragon King of Jinghe, who was carrying the dragon head, was startled, and saw Zheng Jianjian wearing a Taoist robe, holding a god in his hand, falling from the air, and blocking Li Er's body.
In the void, Venerable Avalokitesvara who is coming on the cloud: "???"
The resentment value from Venerable Guanyin +4999.
Western Lingshan, Tathagata Buddha's smiling expression froze again...
Zheng Jian had reached the value of resentment, and immediately raised his head inadvertently, and saw Venerable Avalokitesvara flicking a willow branch in his hand, and the dead dragon soul involuntarily headed towards the underworld...
Venerable Guanyin: (*-_-*)
She just looked at Zheng Jian calmly: "You fellow immortal, poor monk, you are being polite."
Zheng Jian scratched his head, "It turns out that Venerable Guanyin is nearby, so I'll tell you! How dare this mere evil dragon break into this supreme humane imperial city..."
Venerable Guanyin: "???" What do you mean by that?
The resentment value from Venerable Guanyin +4999.
Zheng Jian smiled and waved his hand, Li Er's soul returned to his body, and immediately he took out the "Huang Ting Jing", held it in his hand, and recited it sincerely.
Venerable Avalokitesvara was about to explode, his eyes fell on the "Huang Ting Jing", and a look of surprise flashed in his eyes, "Namo Amitabha, so good."
Translate: You actually have the "Huang Ting Jing" written by the Jade Emperor, please, please, I don't have the same knowledge as you.
Venerable Avalokitesvara came to the Earth Temple outside the city with a depressed expression on his face, and then saw that cheap fairy came again in front of the Town God's Temple at the opposite door.
Zheng Jian chuckled, holding the "Huang Ting Jing", Shi Shiran stood outside the Temple of the City God, and with a soft drink, the City God and... the land where the City God Temple was temporarily staying came out on crutches.
Zheng Jian took out the celestial card and lit it up, and the city god hurriedly saluted, "I have seen the cheap fairy, what orders does the cheap fairy have for recruiting the little old man?"
"Hey, old man, I will stay here for a few days! You won't object, will you?"
City God: "Don't dare to disobey, cheap fairy, please come in."
Well, now both the land and the city god have been kicked out. Fortunately, the city god's temple is relatively large, and several small gods are crowded into a side hall...
Venerable Guanyin's face turned dark immediately.
The resentment value from Venerable Guanyin +4999.
Hui'an Xingzhe next to him was even more furious, holding a black, thick and long stick, wanting to compete with Zheng Jian.
The resentment value from Hui'an Xingzhe is +3999.
Venerable Avalokitesvara stopped her and sighed, "Hui An, be safe and don't be impatient!"
"Master..."
"You are not his opponent... so be it." Venerable Guanyin had no choice but to turn back to the Earth Temple, out of sight and out of mind.
This is called: not the enemy, not the opposite door!
Hey, you can see me, you can't hit me, why are you in a hurry...
In the Town God's Temple, Zheng Jian had reached the value of resentment, and went into meditation happily.
With this "Huang Ting Jing", I feel relieved to do this thing of pulling the tiger's skin and pulling the banner...
At dawn, in the palace, Li Er woke up with a start. He was so frightened that he couldn't stop shouting: "Ghost, there is a ghost..."
The maids and concubines in the palace were all panicked and speechless.
After the imperial doctor's diagnosis, he tremblingly said: "The sage's pulse is not right, he speaks wildly, his internal organs are lifeless... I have tried my best!"
All the ministers suddenly turned pale...
This sentence has been used throughout the ages!
The Empress Dowager hurriedly announced that Xu Maogong, Qin Shubao, and Yu Chigong had an audience with Tang Emperor. After Li Eryan said what happened last night, Qin Shubao's face flashed with anger, and he shouted: "Your Majesty, don't worry! Tonight, the old minister will stay outside the door to see if any of him dares to hide." Come to disturb His Majesty!"
Yuchi Gong also nodded, "Me too!"
At night, the two old ministers were dressed in cloaks and armors, and each held a weapon, standing outside the hall to guard.
That night, Li Er really slept peacefully.
For the next few days, the two veterans kept watch every night and went back to rest during the day. Although Li Er slept well for a few days, he suffered from Qin Shubao and Yu Chigong, so he asked an artist to draw portraits of the two of them and pasted them at the door. also works.
However, Li Er's body was getting worse and worse, and after several days of hard work, there were signs of death!
Li Er hurriedly found time for himself to wake up, and summoned his important minister Tuo Gu.
Wei Zheng specially edited a letter for Li Er to take with him, but it was a letter he wrote to the magistrate of the underworld, "Your Majesty, take this letter with you, and when you meet Judge Cui in the underworld, give this letter to him."
Li Er did as he did, and hid the letter in his sleeve. After a while, he lost all breath, and he really died.
In the middle of nowhere, Li Er only felt that he was floating, leaving the palace, but in the wilderness, not knowing where he was going.
Then, he heard shouts in the distance: "Emperor Tang, come here, come here!"
Hearing this, Li Er walked forward for a while, and a person appeared from the side of the road ahead, dressed in a black official uniform and a black gauze official hat, bowed down to the side of the road: "Your Majesty, please forgive me for not welcoming you from afar."
After some conversation, Li Er realized that this was the acquaintance in the underworld that Wei Zheng had mentioned—Judge Cui, and immediately took a letter written by Wei Zheng and gave it to him.
Judge Cui saw it, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, the Dragon King of Jinghe has falsely accused Your Majesty, King Qin Guang wants to ask His Majesty to confront the case with Sancao, and I will wait here for you."
Immediately, Judge Cui took Li Er to visit the underworld.
……
On the other side, Zheng Jian in the Town God's Temple saw that the Venerable Guanyin and Mu Zha in the opposite land temple never came out, and felt a little bored, so he simply studied the "Huang Ting Jing" written by the Jade Emperor.
After studying and comprehending for a few days, I only feel that I have gained a lot.
This gain is not the growth of Taoism, nor the progress of supernatural powers or mana, but the peace of mind.
Every time he recites the mantra of "Huang Ting Jing", Zheng Jian can experience the Tao rhyme more deeply, his temperament gradually becomes more concentrated, and his demeanor becomes more ethereal.
The City God, Land, etc. in the side hall could also hear Zheng Jian's voice, all immersed in the mantra of Daoyun, and felt that being kicked out of the main hall was not so sad...
After a few days like this, Li Er in the palace really came back to life. After experiencing the visit to the underworld, he wanted to follow Judge Cui's instructions, and began to prepare for the Water and Land Ceremony, inviting eminent monks from all over the world to gather in Chang'an to preach scriptures and Dharma.
Fu Yi, the Taishi Cheng of the court and the central government, objected, arguing that Buddhism is the law of the Western Regions, and the introduction of Buddhism to China is the invasion of China by barbarians.
After reading it, Li Er hesitated, thinking that what Fu Yi said was also reasonable.
However, as a Buddhist believer, Chaozhong Xiao Xing was not happy, and immediately refuted Fu Yi to the ground, and strongly advocated that Li Er is a Buddhist.
Li Er then decided to build a dojo and recommend a mage.
Fu Yi saw that he couldn't stop him from going to the table, and in a depressed mood, he claimed that he would not be sick, and died of depression in just a dozen days.
Civil and military in the Manchu Dynasty, only this man advocated anti-Buddhism and defended Confucianism and Taoist thought, which is commendable.
To make a digression, this Fu Yi also has a pioneering work, as the saying goes: the elegy began with Tian Heng, and the epitaph was created with Fu Yi.
What's going on?
But this guy loves to drink, and he drank to pieces again, thinking that he was drunk to death, then sat up suddenly, and wrote his own epitaph, "Fu Yi, also from Qingshan Baiyun. It's a pity that he died because of drunkenness!"
Well, Fu Yi is indeed a wonderful person!
A... mortal who almost destroyed the entire plan of Journey to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures by himself!
Outside Fu's house, Zheng Jian watched this character like Don Quixote come to such an end, sighed in his heart, pointed at his soul, and said with a smile: "You go to reincarnation, the next life is seven years old, you can be my disciple , and I will go to Penglai with me, and I promise you that you will become an immortal, and your sincere heart to protect the Tao will not be in vain!"
Fu Yi's soul was muddled, but Zheng Jian's so much, his true spirit is not ambiguous, and he bowed to Zheng Jian, "Go, disciple."
So, he followed the black and white impermanence of the underworld to reincarnate...
Chapter 530 Free is the most expensive
Soon, Chen Xuanzang, who was upright and virtuous, was elected.
The root is Miaohong, because his grandfather is Yin Kaishan, the general manager of the road, and his father, Chen Guangrui, is the champion and a scholar of Wenyuandian.
His virtue is noble, but it is because he practiced in Jinshan Temple since he was born, and he has learned everything from thousands of scriptures.
As soon as Li Er saw Chen Xuanzang, he saw his handsome features and aloof temperament, and he was overjoyed immediately. He worshiped Chen Xuanzang as the master monk of the world, and gave him colorful woven gold cassocks and Vairocana hats, and asked him to open the altar to give lectures on a certain day.
On the third day of September, the Water and Land Ceremony will begin on July 49, [-].
Here, there should be poems to prove it... Forget it, don't prove it...
You'll Also Like
-
Live broadcast of popular science about SCP! The country is crazy about it!
Chapter 175 1 hours ago -
People are writing diaries on the collapse of iron, black silk is rich, please respect yourself
Chapter 173 1 hours ago -
I’m in the Mist, the system made me a navy
Chapter 86 1 hours ago -
Swallowed Star: Six Eyes
Chapter 145 1 hours ago -
Entertainment Empire
Chapter 945 1 hours ago -
Infected with the undead disease, he had to specialize in suicide magic
Chapter 267 1 hours ago -
He favored his concubine and I cut off my wealth. Everyone in the mansion was in a panic.
Chapter 164 1 hours ago -
Bat Fight Simulator
Chapter 320 1 hours ago -
Killing System, the Ultimate Killer
Chapter 322 1 hours ago -
Start with Island Lord
Chapter 337 1 hours ago