I am not a serious young man

"That's all, that's all, mad knife is crazy knife... Speaking of which, it seems that there are not many people who use knives who are not crazy!"

To be honest, the sword is the master of the army, and those who use the sword basically have this style of painting!

Open and close, violent and violent!

A sword is a gentleman in a soldier. When using a sword, the painting style can be a little more chic and elegant...

However, when Zheng Jian thought of the appearance of Shenjian's slap, "Well, after all, the elegant temperament has nothing to do with me, a cheap fairy..."

As Zheng Jian finished his work, the thunder and thunder in the sky gradually dissipated, the dark clouds were pushed away, and the sun's rays sprinkled from the clouds, making the originally dark sky gradually brighten up.

Zheng Jian put away the Love Severing Knife, and immediately flew towards Huaguo Mountain with somersaulting clouds.

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Come to Huaguo Mountain again, the scenery is still beautiful.

At the beginning, when the Heavenly Court encircled and suppressed the monkeys, after the monkeys were taken away, Yang Jian and the six sages of Meishan directly set fire to the mountain. Fortunately, Zheng Jian then invited the three elders of Fu Lu Shou to restore the vitality of Huaguo Mountain.

Now, after hundreds of years, Huaguo Mountain has already restored its former noisy situation, and various creatures live in it.

Especially the monkey group, after hundreds of years of recuperation, has gradually multiplied into a large group.

Although it is inevitable that there will be damage if there are no monkeys to sit in the town, but in general, the situation of the past has been somewhat restored.

Walking on Huaguo Mountain, Zheng Jian's figure was quickly noticed by the monkeys.

Many old monkeys still remembered Zheng Jian, and came to him one after another, holding melons and fruits, as well as monkey wine brewed by the monkey group.

The leader is the arm-branch monkey who has had a double-sided relationship with Zheng Jian.

After asking about the recent situation of the monkey group, Zheng Jian felt relieved when he learned that there were no other monsters occupying Huaguo Mountain.

Thinking about it, the behavior of monkeys making trouble in the Heavenly Palace in the past really fascinated many monsters. Although the monkey was suppressed in the end, this did not hinder its deterrent power in the demon world. Huaguo Mountain, as its lair, is considered peaceful .

Seeing that there were no major changes in Huaguo Mountain, Zheng Jian was relieved, returned to Penglai, and practiced Taoism with peace of mind.

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The carefree days of monasticism always pass quickly.

Zheng Jian, who has been cultivating in Penglai, has been practicing Wai Dan when he has nothing to do. With both internal and external cultivation, the Taoism in his body is becoming more and more refined. Even if he deliberately suppresses himself, it is time to prove the Taoism of the Celestial Immortal.

this day.

Zheng Jian sat cross-legged in Langhuan's cave, his expression neither sad nor happy, surrounded by infinite Taoist rhyme evolution, mystical and miraculous.

The five energies in his chest were condensed, and in the sea of ​​consciousness, the soul of the lowly Taoist who stood at an infinite height closed his eyes tightly, as if he was sensing something.

The three elders on Penglai Xiandao were originally playing chess, and if they felt something at this time, they turned their attention to Langhuan Cave Mansion.

"Little friend Zheng Jian, after more than [-] years of painstaking practice, he is finally about to attain the Heavenly Immortal Dao Fruit!" The old birthday star suddenly laughed.

"Extreme, extreme! Among the Three Realms, one day should be added to the position of immortal." Fu Xing also stroked his beard and smiled.

Even Xingxian felt that indescribable wonderful feeling.

After a long time, Zheng Jian Yuanshen's sect, the humble Taoist Yuanshen suddenly opened his eyes, and solemnly shouted: "If the three flowers don't appear, when will we wait?"

Accompanied by his lofty and distant voice, the infinite magic power surged out of his body, and all the egos put away their thoughts one after another!

On the top of the primordial spirit's head, three mysterious flower buds are vaguely formed, arranged in the shape of three talents, mysterious and mysterious.

"I prefer three feet low in my life, and I am not me when I am cut off!"

Zheng Jian opened his mouth and made a loud sound.

In the next moment, the three flowers on the top suddenly became clear, and they bloomed slowly in the boundless fresh air!

The three flowers of Jing, Qi, and Shen are in full bloom, condensed but not scattered. At this point, the three flowers gather at the top, and the five qi are in full swing!

At this point, it is truly out of the three realms, not in the five elements, my fate is up to me!

Since traveling to the west, it has been nearly a thousand years since then, and finally from human immortal to earth immortal, from earth immortal to god, so far he has attained the fruit of heavenly immortality.

At this point, you are basically a member of the Tianxian Club!

Don't look at the fairy gods and monsters walking around in the world of Journey to the West, there are actually not many people who really have the fruit of heaven and earth!

The levels of Sanqing and Siyu are basically Tianzun Daoguo, and their personality is only below the Jade Emperor Tianzun.

Among the five elders, apart from Tathagata Buddha, who has the same level of Dao Fruit as Tianzun, most of them are also slightly equivalent to the Dao Fruit of Celestial Immortals. Of course, supernatural powers and magic powers are strong or weak, and they are not equal.

In addition, there are also the ancient Buddha of Dieng Deng, the Great Immortal of Zhenyuan, etc., as the great supernatural beings at the top of the Three Realms, they basically all have the fruit of Tianzun Dao.

As for the leaders among the four righteous gods of 28 Constellations, Nine Obsidian Star Officials, 12 Yuanchen, and Tianting, they are basically immortals.

Therefore, Zheng Jian, who has attained the Dao Fruit of the Celestial Immortal, is known as a "cheap immortal", which is enough to attract the attention of the gods and Buddhas of the three realms.

When Zheng Jian came out of Langhuan Cave Mansion with a full face of joy, the three elders of Fu Lu Shou and Xing Xian had already been waiting outside the cave. When they saw Zheng Jian, they all congratulated him.

The three elders: "Congratulations, fellow Taoist, you have attained the fruit of the immortal Taoism, and you will live as long as the heavens from now on!"

Zheng Jian quickly returned the gift with a smile.

"Congratulations, Master! Master, isn't the Celestial Immortal Dao fruit very powerful?" Xingxian blinked her wonderful eyes, and her voice was clear and sweet.

Zheng Jian smiled, "That's natural! Life is equal to the sky, do you think it's powerful? Even the stars in the sky can be picked in your hands!"

"Hee hee, then I want one! Master, can you pick one for me?" Xingxian said slyly.

Zheng Jian smiled and said: "It's a beautiful idea! If you want it, practice hard, and then you will be able to pick it by yourself!"

"Hmph, bad master!" Xingxian said coquettishly, wrinkling her nose.

"Hahahaha..." The third elder laughed loudly.

"Well, you cheap fairy, if you prove that the gods don't tell the emperor, it's in vain that the emperor has cultivated you like this!" At this moment, a long laugh came from the sky, but it was the emperor Donghua who led the abbot, Yingzhou. The immortals have arrived.

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Chapter 521 This...how to make it

"Welcome to the emperor!" Zheng Jian immediately cupped his hands.

"Yes, Zheng Jian! From now on, you will enjoy immortal blessings forever, and your life will be as long as the heavens!" Emperor Donghua said loudly.

When Emperor Donghua pressed down his cloud head and came in front of him, Zheng Jian smiled cheaply and said: "No eternal blessing, no eternal life, little angel, don't dare to disturb!"

Emperor Donghua: "...this emperor is also a fairy! While you are mocking yourself, can you not implicate this emperor?"

The resentment value from Emperor Donghua is +4999.

Well, even if this guy becomes a fairy, once he speaks, he's still as cheap as ever.

"Hey, just kidding, just kidding!" Zheng Jian said with a smile, "Emperor, please come in, Xing'er, hurry up and make tea."

Emperor Donghua snorted coldly, a little speechless.

Behind him, the nine elders of Yingzhou all had joyful expressions on their faces, and congratulated each other, "Congratulations, Fellow Daoist Daoist, for being certified as a heavenly immortal!"

Zheng Jian responded with a smile, "We are all happy together, you old people must work harder!"

Jiu Lao was a little embarrassed, and said in unison: "Good."

At the moment, all the immortals went together to Langhuan Cave Mansion.

Entering the cave mansion, the guests and hosts were seated, and Emperor Donghua then said: "Fellow Zheng Jian, if you are certified as a celestial being, you will indeed enjoy immortal blessings forever, and your lifespan will be equal to that of heaven. Why do you say that there is no eternal blessing or eternal life?"

Emperor Donghua actually wanted to ask a long time ago, isn't this the basic treatment of an immortal?

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said, "Is that fairy monkey at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain... also enjoying the blessing?"

Emperor Donghua: "This..."

Fuck, what the hell is this guy lifting without a bar?

The resentment value from Emperor Donghua is +4999.

Among the Nine Elders, the old man at the head looked strange, and said with a smile at this time: "There is an old saying, it is a blessing to suffer! Although the great sage suffers at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, he is naturally blessed."

"Wonderful... ah!" Emperor Donghua clapped his palms and laughed, "Well said! Fellow Taoist fellow immortal, what do you think?"

Zheng Jian didn't even think about it, and replied: "Do you want to enjoy happiness? If you think about it, even though I am not a Tathagata Buddha, I can still transform Wuzhi Mountain, so that you... may be blessed like the long flowing water of the East Sea?"

The old man was dumb for a moment: "..."

Seeing this, Emperor Donghua smiled and said: "Even if being suppressed is not a blessing, it is only temporary! According to this emperor, the great sage will be out of trouble sooner or later. If this is the case, isn't it possible that he will be extremely happy and still enjoy immortal blessings forever? Yours is not eternal blessing, no How about the words of eternal life?"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "If it is eternal life, I will live forever! Then emperor, if I was slapped to death by some great supernatural being... Isn't this eternal life so amazing?"

Emperor Donghua stared at Zheng Jian immediately, "Would you like me to ask Da Tianzun to give you a try and see if you can live forever?"

The resentment value from Emperor Donghua is +4999.

Zheng Jian: "..." Well, this Zheng Jian really doesn't dare, he should follow his heart...

The cheap immortal was deflated, and the nine elders burst into laughter. The strange-looking old man immediately said: "Friends cheap immortal, since you have lost your argument, you should be punished! You have to punish yourself!"

All the elders nodded and said yes, "You should be punished, you should be punished!"

When Zheng Jian heard this, he smiled and said: "How to punish yourself? Please draw a line?"

Hearing the words, the strange-looking old man thought for a while and said, "Fellow Daoists can do as they please."

Emperor Donghua smiled and remained silent.

The three elders of Fu Lu Shou twisted their beards and smiled. They knew Zheng Jian very well, and they were also very curious about how Zheng Jian would counterattack cleverly.

Zheng Jian looked at the strange-looking old man, pondered for a moment, and said with a smile: "This is simple! How about this, in order to thank the nine elders for coming to congratulate, and at the same time, to reflect the self-punishment of a certain family, I will teach you a lesson. Does the dog bark?"

As soon as this remark came out, the nine elders burst out laughing, and when their eyes met, they all had the feeling of venting their anger from the experience of being angry, and immediately said deliberately: "This... how to make it?"

Even though he said that, the nine elders looked like they were watching a joke. After all, Zheng Jian bullied them and not only set up formations to cover Yingzhou, but even asked the emperor for a soundproof stone...

Now seeing Zheng Jian making an innocuous ugliness, how can Gu Lao be unhappy?

Emperor Donghua frowned slightly. He always felt that this cheap fairy Zheng Jian was not called for nothing. This guy is not a person who would be willing to suffer!

There must be a back move!

It's just that Emperor Donghua can't figure out what kind of back move it is, so he waits and sees.

On the contrary, Xingxian and Sanlao were full of confidence in Zheng Jian, and they all sat upright.

Zheng Jian pondered for a while before he said leisurely, "This... how to make it?"

The nine elders were all puzzled, and the strange-looking old man at the head asked suspiciously: "Didn't fellow Taoist say to bark like a dog? This is... breaking his promise and gaining weight?"

Zheng Jian smiled and said nothing.

Emperor Donghua was the first to react, and immediately pointed at Zheng Jian and laughed endlessly, "Hahahahaha... What a cheap fairy! You are so cheap! You are so cheap! In terms of cheapness, no one can surpass you among the gods and Buddhas of the Three Realms By!"

Immediately afterwards, the third elder also reacted, and laughed at the nine elders...

Xingxian Bingxue was smart, and blurted out: "Master has already learned it!"

The nine elders were stunned, and the strange-looking old man at the head suddenly understood, but it would be better not to understand!

Suddenly...

The resentment value from Guru +3999, +3999, +3999.

"Why are there only three people who have resentment points?" Zheng Jian felt a little regretful when he heard the prompt.

However, in the next second, Zheng Jian also understood, dare to love... the other six old ladies have eaten, and they can no longer receive resentment points...

The strange-looking old man at the head was instantly furious, "You...you bastard, you really are not a son of man!"

Zheng Jian chuckled and said, "It's too much, too much..."

The resentment value from Guru +3999, +3999, +3999.

Emperor Donghua laughed for a long time, and finally stopped laughing, "Okay, we agreed not to bully Jiulao, you started again!"

Seeing the guru's angry appearance, Zheng Jian said innocently: "I can't help it! Didn't the guru ask me to punish myself..."

The elders all looked worried, but they couldn't speak!

Guro: (︶︹︺)!

The nine elders sighed in their hearts: Hey, this cheap fairy is really not to be provoked in a leisurely manner, and one mouth can make people angry!

After a while, Xingxian brought a group of fairy boys into the room to serve tea, drinking the unique fairy tea of ​​Penglai Xiandao, and the atmosphere slowly became familiar again.