I am not a serious young man

Well, this is how the scumbag looks up to the bully!

After chatting for a while, the emperor clapped his hands, "The sermon is over, it is rare for you to come here, I have ordered Dongfang Shuo to prepare a banquet, and I invite you to move to the side hall, I will wait for you to have a drink."

All the immortals clapped their hands and applauded.

When I came to the side hall, I found that the jade table had already been set up inside, and it was filled with delicacies, spiritual fruit and fairy tea, and the fragrance of fine wine, which immediately moved the index fingers of all the immortals.

"Everyone, you are all on your own, so you don't have to stick to it, just take your seats!" Emperor Donghua said with a smile.

"Good! Thank you, Emperor, for your kindness." Zheng Jian followed the elders to bow and salute, and then each took a seat.

After three tours of wine and five tastes of food, the atmosphere gradually became lively as soon as the conversation box was opened.

During the chat, the old birthday star suddenly asked Zheng Jian, "Zheng Jian, it's been so long, what do you think of our big family of Penglai, Fangzhang, and Yingzhou Sandao?"

As soon as this remark came out, all the immortals fell silent, and everyone wanted to hear Zheng Jian's feelings.

Hearing this, Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and then looked around at the immortals, especially Emperor Donghua who was sitting at the top.

Emperor Donghua smiled, "It's okay! If you have anything to say, you can speak freely! After all, we have rules externally, but internally there is no big or small..."

A sly look flashed in Zheng Jian's eyes, and he said, "Dijun, then I'll just say it... Do you want to hear the truth or lies?"

Emperor Donghua glared, "Of course I'm listening to the truth!"

"Truth...no problem!"

Zheng Jian sat there, his expression gradually becoming emotional, and he said: "Our three islands of Penglai are a ~happy~ big family..." Just these two sentences, when he spoke the second half of the sentence, his voice suddenly trembled After a while...

Hearing this sentence, Emperor Donghua suddenly had a bad feeling!

He felt that this kid seemed to be starting again...

Sure enough, in the next second, Zheng Jian's expression became more and more sad, and his voice became more and more trembling, "We Penglai~ among the immortals~ never intrigue..."

When Xingxian listened, she couldn't help covering her mouth and chuckling.

The three elders of Fu Lu Shou: "..." No matter how you hear this, something is wrong.

"No, never!" Zheng Jian's mouth began to shrink as he said that, with an expression of wanting to cry but trying to hold back.

The elders of Yingzhou who were sitting opposite Zheng Jian could see the tears in Zheng Jian's eyes...

The resentment value from Emperor Donghua is +5999.

The resentment value from the guru of Yingzhou +4999, +5999, +4999...

Emperor Donghua's face was full of black lines, "Zheng Jian, please speak up!" This kid's play is too much...

However, Zheng Jian became more and more enthusiastic, "Never...never! Dijun...Dijun never hits people!" As he spoke, he covered his face as if he wanted to cry but didn't want to. .

The resentment value from Emperor Donghua is +5999.

Facing Zheng Jian, the elders of Yingzhou burst into laughter, "Brother Zheng... you are clearly accusing the emperor of beating you! Hahahaha... Well done! You are simply a cheap god, and you are wronged even if you call a cheap fairy is you……"

When Zheng Jian heard this, his expression became more and more depressed, "Great Emperor... ah!"

Xiaomeng's classic brakes cry...

The resentment value from Emperor Donghua is +6000.

"How did this emperor humiliate you...to make you feel so uncomfortable?" Emperor Donghua was so angry that he could hardly speak, good guy...

People who don't know think that Emperor Donghua made Zheng Jian play tricks...

"Great Emperor... ah... woo woo woo..."

The resentment value from Emperor Donghua is +6000.

"You mean, what did this emperor do to you! No, why don't you go to the heaven and find the Jade Emperor to take a copy of this emperor?" Emperor Donghua said, grinding his teeth with hatred.

The three elders of Fu Lu Shou couldn't even look at them, and they all leaned forward and back together with smiles!

"Emperor Donghua... preached for us..." Zheng Jian finally spoke out with sobs...

Emperor Donghua almost lost control of his raised fist: "..."

Immediately, Zheng Jian put away his sobbing expression, and said with a smile: "This is an impromptu performance, and everyone will laugh. If you feel happy, please clap your hands..."

As he spoke, Zheng Jian clapped his hands in a hurry, "Papapa!"

Xingxian sat beside Zheng Jianjian, the apple muscles on her smiling face stiffened...

"Master...you are too cheap!"

"That's natural! Otherwise, why is the name of the teacher called 'Jianxian'!" Zheng Jianyan smiled and said, "Everyone, have you learned it? Come, come, if the performance just now is okay, everyone follow me to the rhythm!"

"Clap your hands if you feel happy!"

"Papa papa!" The first one to catch up with Zheng Jian's rhythm was Emperor Donghua.

Seeing Emperor Donghua like this, the elders of Yingzhou all smiled...

"Stamp your feet if you feel happy!"

As Zheng Jian said, he stood up demonstratively and stomped his feet following the rhythm.

"If you feel happy, just stomp your feet quickly! Look, everyone stomps their feet together..."

"Boom boom boom!"

"Come, come, everyone!" Zheng Jian raised his hand while dancing, inviting all the immortals to follow.

Soon, Emperor Donghua stood up first, leading the three elders of Fu Lu Shou and the nine elders of Yingzhou to also stand up...

In an instant, the entire Emperor Palace...

Journey to the West Penglai Retro Disco begins...

Going back and forth like this several times, the more everyone dances, the more proficient they become, and they gradually let go of their restraint...

"Clap clap clap!"

"Boom boom boom!"

……

At the end of the song, the immortals of Penglai bid farewell to the emperor and the nine elders. On the way back to Penglai Island, the three elders of Fu, Lu, and Shou were still humming, jumping on the auspicious clouds from time to time...

"Don't say it, Zheng Jian, you brat, you really have a lot of tricks! After playing like this, the old man feels a lot younger at once..." The old birthday star smiled and said with his big shiny bald head.

Xingxian was also very happy, she was the youngest and best able to appreciate the joy of bouncing around.

Zheng Jian chuckled, and immediately said: "That's natural! There are many immortals in the Three Realms, and there are many people with profound Taoism, magic power, and supernatural powers. What is the point of becoming an immortal? What is the difference between being alive and dead?"

Hearing the words, the old birthday star nodded deeply, "That's a good point! You said why the old man didn't want to go to the Heavenly Court? It's not because the heavens are too rigid and boring! He is always unsmiling and emotionless... I want the old man to tell me , that means cultivating an immortal into a stone! However, the Pantao Society is still good..."

The old man Fuxing stroked his long beard, smiled and said: "That's right! Zheng Jian, look at why we three old guys always play chess in front of Baiyun Cave... It seems that we can never finish playing chess. In fact, this is already It's the rare joy we can find..."

Zheng Jian nodded and said: "So, since you can live forever after becoming a fairy, you have to have some fun... Humans are the primates of all things, and immortals are the primates of heaven and earth. If there is no fun in living to the end, it will be the same as no Life is like a rock... isn't it putting the cart before the horse?"

In fact, everyone understands this truth, and they all do it.

Don't think that if you really become a fairy, you will have no emotions, no joy, anger, sorrow, joy...

In fact, it is precisely because of the emotional changes that we are considered alive!

The Jade Emperor and the Buddha both understood, otherwise, they would spend a lot of time organizing what kind of flat peach meeting, what kind of Menglan pot meeting, why not think of ways to make the gods and Buddhas in the heavens and Lingshan happy.

If 1 years are normal, not only clocking in at work, but also unable to have emotions, fall in love, and be unsmiling...

Tianting employees such as Lei Gong and Dian Mu...

It’s not enough to be an ox or a horse in the human world, how can you continue to be an ox or horse in heaven?

You've already been reincarnated, okay?

It is precisely because the essence of life has been improved, the life span has been extended, and the pain of birth, old age, sickness and death has been shaken off, so that we have more time to be happy!

And those immortals who live freely between the heaven and the earth, those immortals who don't need to be touched, like the ones in Penglai Three Islands, are all happiness first.

……

Chapter 520 Joining the Fairy Club

After returning to Penglai Island, Zheng Jian resumed his ordinary and boring practice routine.

In order to cultivate the much backward sword technique, Zheng Jian temporarily put aside his arrogance and specialized in sword technique.

After the Love Severing Knife was integrated into the second Thunder Pool Amethyst, its quality was finally on par with the godly one again.

On the top of Penglai Xiandao, Zheng Jian was sitting cross-legged, with the Love Severing Knife on his lap, his eyes closed, and his expression was stern!

This... After all, it is a natal long knife that incorporates strange things such as the single stone. Every time he feels the love-breaking knife, Zheng Jian always feels that a woman is a burden...

I am single, I am straight, therefore I am strong!

"The Zilei Saber Technique was created by the Great Thunder Immortal of the God Realm in the world of "Legend of the Son of Heaven". Invite consumption of blue."

Now, the Severing Love Knife has been integrated with two thunder pool amethysts. Although it is not as good as the Thunder Knife that is the best match for "Purple Thunder Sword Art", and if he can get the thunder attribute of heaven, material and earth in the future, Zheng Jian will still choose to melt into the Severance of Love Knife hit, so don't worry about that.

In his sea of ​​consciousness, the moves and key points of Zilei Saber Technique were circulating, feeling the mystery of it.

As Zheng Jian's mind became more and more immersed in the comprehension of the "Purple Thunder Saber Technique", the surrounding world gradually felt it, the wind rose and the clouds surged, and the clear sky became cloudy.

Among them, thunder flashes and thunder roars.

Unknowingly, Zheng Jian's body sitting cross-legged slowly floated up, getting higher and higher, gradually approaching the clouds.

In the depths of the thick clouds, the surrounding thunders became more and more violent due to the attraction of the purple thunder energy in his body. At first, the thunders were as thick as buckets jumping, and then they directly formed a thunder ball, and even condensed into a solid shape, like an elf in thunder. , like a thunder tiger, like a thunder dragon, like a thunder leopard...

Even the color of Thunder changed from azure blue to cyan purple, and finally completely turned into pure purple.

In the depths of such a terrifying sea of ​​thunder, if an ordinary person would have already been chopped into powder, even an immortal would be dismayed, because this purple divine thunder is the once-in-500-year thunder disaster in the world of Journey to the West!

However, in Zheng Jian's feelings, these thunder spirits are like his children, and he can feel the closeness of these thunder spirits to him...

Sitting quietly cross-legged in this world called a sea of ​​thunder, time passed bit by bit...

After an unknown amount of time, Zheng Jian's eyes suddenly opened, his expression full of coldness!

His long hair fluttered in the wind behind him, and the hem of his clothes fluttered.

Around, countless purple thunder elves suddenly turned into endless purple streamers, rushing into Zheng Jian's body from all directions!

Zheng Jian suddenly let out a long howl, and the infinite immortal energy in his body merged with the thunder, bringing a touch of domineering punishment from the sky.

"Spring thunderstorm!"

Zheng Jian held the love-severing knife in his hand, and suddenly, he slashed down!

A flash of knife light flashed high in the sky, like the first thunder in spring, caught off guard, but full of domineering and vitality!

After the first blow, Zheng Jian continued to slash the second knife without stopping, "Tianxuan Leizhuan"...

With one move, from the first strike directly to the fifth strike "Crazy Thunder Shocking Nine Heavens"!

At this time, the surrounding void has completely turned into a frenzy of thunder, the void is tearing and shaking!

"Sixth blow, thunder blasts the five mountains!"

Zheng Jian yelled, there was nothing he could do, it was really silly to call out moves before making a move, but when using this set of fierce and domineering saber techniques, if he didn't shout out, he always felt uncomfortable...

But call it out, it's a bit of a second...

At the same time, five knives were cut out, each of which turned into a terrifying purple explosive thunderball with a diameter of one hundred feet, containing a terrifying and terrifying power...

After this blow, Zheng Jian instantly felt that the immortal essence in his body had decreased by as much as [-]%!

The consumption is terrifying, but the power is also extremely terrifying...

"The seventh strike..."

"The eighth blow, the thunder from the sky strikes the real dragon!" Zheng Jian only felt that the immortal essence in his body had been consumed by as much as [-]% again. It turns into an infinite thunder ball, densely spreads over every inch of space in the world, and wraps up to form a net of thunder...

"The last blow is missing, but it's enough at this stage!" Zheng Jian took a breath, looking at the Love Severing Knife in his hand, a little speechless...

In the end, he actually lived like a "Thunder Saber Mad Monk"!

In my mind, I recalled the appearance of myself performing the "Zi Lei Saber Technique" just now. I was full of madness, and my aura was fierce and invincible. I really had a bit of demeanor of punishment...

However, really reckless...

"I am a dignified and cheap fairy, why is the style of painting with a knife slowly approaching 'Crazy Saber'..." Zheng Jian felt a bit of a headache...