I am not a serious young man

"Hahahahaha..." The three-star old men laughed loudly, "You, you, you have become a low-level immortal..."

Hearing this, Zheng Jian said angrily, "Who is an inferior immortal...I am not! I'm just lowly...You three old masters, are you really the Lord of the Underworld playing the erhu—what the hell?"

The expression of the three elders suddenly froze...

This is a ruthless person, so cheap that he even scolded himself...

The resentment value from Fu Xing is +4999, the resentment value from Lu Xing is +3999, and the resentment value from Shou Xing is +4999.

"Hey, you brat... Who are you calling a ghost?" The old birthday star's bald head turned red...

Seeing this, Zheng Jian strode forward, flicked his sleeves, and the chess pieces were in chaos...

"Stinky boy! You..." The old birthday star became even more angry, "You really are not a son of man!"

The resentment value from the birthday star is +5999.

Lu Xing laughed loudly, "Good job! Hahaha..."

"What are you laughing at! You, old man Lu, are going to lose this game of chess... I think you are so proud!" The old birthday star blew his beard and stared angrily, Zheng Jian messed up the good victory...

"Hey, you can't say that! This is...God's will! God's will can't end this game... After all, God's will...is hard to violate!" Lu Xing was so proud...

Zheng Jian said in a strange way: "Huh? However, man can conquer nature!"

Lu Xing: "..."

The resentment value from Lu Xing is +4999.

As for Zheng Jian, after being cheap, he wiped his foot and slipped away...

Where did you go? Needless to say?

Of course it is Yingzhou Fairy Island!

There are cute and playful Yingzhou Guro!

Yingzhou Xiandao is also a good place to go. Zheng Jian came here for the first time. When the clouds set, he saw palaces and palaces everywhere, green mountains and green waters, five-color golden pheasants flying, and thousand-year-old phoenixes crowing.

Under the Danya tree, the Guru also played chess, drank wine, talked, laughed and eulogized, not to mention how happy they were.

"Oh, Jiulao is really in a good mood..." Zheng Jian pressed down the cloud head and landed under the Danya, and said with a smile.

The nine elders of Yingzhou raised their heads one after another, and the moment they saw Zheng Jian, the faces of the nine old faces changed instantly.

The fear of being dominated by this cheap fairy in the Donghua Emperor's Palace is still fresh in my memory...

"What's more, how are you all?" Zheng Jian came to the Nine Elders with a smile.

One of the bosses said with a stern face: "You bastard, you dare to come to our Yingzhou!"

Hearing this, Zheng Jian said with a smile, "Abbot Mountain, Yingzhou, Penglai, and the three islands are originally a family! They are all a family, why can't I not come to visit... what's more?"

Gu Lao was immediately blew his beard and stared at Zheng Jian angrily.

The resentment value from Guru +4999...

Zheng Jian was happy in his heart, the nine elders are good together, Jiao Buli Meng, Meng Buli Jiao, a scythe down will be a lot of resentment value, comparable to ridicule!

"Hey, I'm still drinking fine wine and eating green lotus root... We are poor in Penglai, and we don't have any specialties..." Zheng Jian ate a piece of green lotus root with a smile, and his mana suddenly increased a little.

"It's delicious! Come, come, let's eat together...don't stand up!" Zheng Jian said familiarly.

Guro: "..."

This frankly belongs to our Yingzhou, we are the masters!

As expected, the most humble person is invincible...

Chapter 496: King Overseas Is Really the King of Flood Dragons!

After eating a few slices of lotus root and drinking a few cups of fine wine, he felt that the effect was weakened, so Zheng Jian stopped eating.

"By the way, Jiu Lao... When I came here, I heard you singing here, why don't you sing, and continue singing... I like rhythm the most! To tell you the truth, I still have a unique skill - Suona !"

As Zheng Jian said, he found out the peerless suona...

The nine elders in Yingzhou looked at each other, and they all had a bad feeling.

"Guulao, I give you the song "Crying for the Emperor". If you suffer a loss, it is a blessing. May you be as blessed as the East China Sea. Suona congratulates you on your birthday. May you... live longer than Epiphyllum!"

The next moment, the sound of babbling suona resounded through most of Yingzhou Xiandao!

The sound of Suona buffed with mana, the penetrating power is simply invincible...

Countless five-color golden pheasants raised in Yingzhou screamed and rushed wildly. Listening to the thousand-year-old Danfeng, he fell down from the air...

"Suffering is a blessing, may you be as blessed as the East Sea, Suona congratulates you on your birthday, may your life be longer than Epiphyllum..."

This sentence of wishes is mixed with the sad voice of "Crying for the Emperor", which is like a magic voice, lingering repeatedly in Jiu Lao's mind.

The nine elders cursed angrily for a moment, wishing they could slap this cheap fairy to death!

The resentment value from Guru +5999, +5999, +5999...

At the end of the song, the poor five-color golden pheasant went crazy and ruined the fairy lotus cultivated so hard by the nine elders of Yingzhou. Needless to say, this stubble of green lotus root... was ruined...

The thousand-year-old Danfeng hit the tree with its head, and countless towering ancient trees were pushed down.

Half of the Yingzhou Immortal Island suddenly became a mess, and there was no such thing as an immortal home, but it seemed like a demon cave.

Looking at the still sluggish Yingzhou guru, Zheng Jian scratched his butt in embarrassment.

Suddenly, one of the nine elders in Yingzhou shuddered. Looking at the dusty foot of the mountain, he couldn't help shouting in grief and indignation: "I'll beat you to death, you little bastard! You ruined our fairy island..."

The resentment value from an old man is +6999.

Immediately after, the rest of the eight elders were also furious, casting their immortal spells one by one, determined to teach this bastard Zheng Jian a good lesson.

full of resentment...

+5999, +6999, +5999…

Zheng Jian let out a strange cry, watching a group of golden pheasants rushing towards him, he had an idea, "Change"!

The elders of Yingzhou only felt that Zheng Jian's figure was gone in a blink of an eye...

"Where did that little thief go?"

"Chasing! We must not let him off easily this time..." Jiulao shouted one after another, looking for Zheng Jian's trace.

Among the golden pheasant army, Zheng Jian flapped his wings proudly, and rushed out of the foothills with the army...

"It's magical to change, it's amazing!" Zheng Jian left Yingzhou Xiandao, and only then did he show his true colors, set up a cloud head, and flew towards Dongsheng Shenzhou.

After this time, the Guru of Yingzhou cried to the Emperor Donghua. After begging hard, Emperor Donghua had no choice but to set up a formation in Yingzhou. Without the permission of the Guru, outsiders could not enter!

This said: Yingzhou, only Penglai Zheng Jian and dogs are not allowed to enter!

……

Huaguoshan.

I have been here once, and Zheng Jian is naturally familiar with this time.

Today's Huaguo Mountain is full of monkeys and monsters are running around.

Feeling the countless demonic auras pervading the mountain, Zheng Jian thought for a while, and turned into a... little Zhuanfeng, swaggering up Huaguo Mountain.

The king asked me to patrol the mountain and catch a monk for dinner.

The water in this mountain is incomparably sweet, one does not envy mandarin ducks or immortals.

Today's Huaguo Mountain is mixed with fish and dragons, and it is no longer as quiet as it was last time.

I saw the flags and drums all over the mountain, the gongs shaking the sky, and countless delicacies and delicacies, filled with all kinds of coconut milk and grape juice.

When he came to the Water Curtain Cave, Zheng Jian was startled when he saw monsters everywhere.

Although this is the first time I've seen the monkey with the furry face and thunderous mouth, I can recognize its appearance at a glance.

It's just that besides the monkey, there are six big monsters sitting in the cave, and there are even a group of monsters dancing chaotically below, looking at ease.

"It seems that these are the later Seven Great Sages! Well, I made friends quite early..." Zheng Jian looked over one by one with his grumpy face.

"Brother Niu Demon King, Demon King Peng, King Lion Camel... what the hell, King Overturning the Sea?" Zheng Jian almost cried out in shock.

I saw a big demon sitting on the right side of the Peng Demon King and on the left side of the Bull Demon King, all in black robes.

"This is really the Flood Demon King?" Zheng Jian was stunned, "No, how could the Flood Demon King be so weak! It's only been a few decades..."

"Could it be that in the past few decades... he got some kind of opportunity, and his Taoism soared all of a sudden, and his mana increased?" Zheng Jian thought about it, and he could only explain it in this way.

After all, this is an unreasonable world of gods and demons...

Zheng Jian immediately didn't dare to look at the seven demon kings above, for fear of being discovered.

He is only a fairy now. Although he has supernatural powers to cover up, the seven demon kings basically have the fruit of the heavenly dao, and their supernatural powers are vast. Zheng Jian dare not make extravagant problems.

Fortunately, the seven demon kings above were busy pushing cups and changing cups, enjoying the feast, and did not pay attention to the many little demons below.

The next day, the other six demon kings all went back, and only the 72-hole little demon king remained on Huaguo Mountain.

After inquiring about the situation, Zheng Jian quietly left Huaguo Mountain.

He didn't intend to tell monkeys the story of Journey to the West like some traversers in his previous life...

Still the same sentence, the ass determines the head, Zheng Jian is a human race!

Humans and monsters have different paths, especially in this world, except for a few monsters who are vegetarians, most of the monsters are cannibals.

Going west to eliminate demons may be a catastrophe for the monster race, but for the human race, it is really a great merit.

If Zheng Jian was a monster, he might try his best to destroy Journey to the West...

But there is no way, Zheng Jian is a human race, and he will only push the boat with the tide to facilitate this matter, and will not be a betrayer of the human race.

Of course, the words of some good monsters on the Westward Journey... such as the trouble of Mr. Guzhi in Thorn Ridge, are actually reciting poems against each other, but there is no backstage, so it is cool...

Zheng Jian still appreciates these demon immortals with the highest cultural level.

why?

Because... a vegetarian can write poetry, this is elegant!

Now there are still more than 500 years of Journey to the West, the gods and monsters in the sky have not descended to the realm, and the monsters on the ground are basically born and bred...

If you want to join in, now is the best time.

After the Havoc in Heaven is over and Guanyin Bodhisattva has counted the 81 disasters, every one of them has been registered, and it will be very difficult to intervene.

Therefore, Zheng Jian drove the cloud all the way to the west, heading for Xiniu Hezhou.

……

Journeying [-] miles to the west is very long for Tang monks and apprentices who measure the land.

But for Zheng Jian flying over the clouds, it was much faster.

Now he has almost practiced "Treading the Void Somersault Step". Although he has not passed three thousand miles like a monkey, and has more than eight hundred miles of twisting his waist, he finally arrived at Thorn Ridge in half a day.

Stretching for eight hundred miles, there are thorny mountains, pines, cypresses, and bamboos. There are many plums, many willows, and many mulberry trees.

The radish wraps around the old tree, and the vines wrap around the weeping poplar.

Passing a stone tablet, there are three large characters written on it, "thorny ridge", and two lines of small characters below: the thorny thorns climb eight hundred miles, and there are roads that few people travel in ancient times.

It is the inaccessible places, and perhaps because of the rough roads and inaccessible places, that make the pines and cypresses become fine and the old apricots live.

At this time, as night fell, Zheng Jian pressed down his head and went straight to Muxian nunnery.

When the wind was clear and the clouds were clear and the moon was bright and the stars were thin, Zheng Jian knocked on the door, "Are you there? Is anyone there? Check the water meter, open the door!"

No one answered.

Zheng Jian didn't care, just pushed the door open and walked in, only to see that the inside was quite quiet, with several stone seats, but there was no one around.

He went in and sat down, just now he took out a "Huang Ting Jing" from the bracelet from the lucky star, and recited it to himself, like a scholar.

After reading like this in the middle of the night, until late at night, there was a sudden sound of footsteps.

Immediately, I saw a few people push the door and enter, one with a frosty appearance, one with green temples, one with an open heart, and the last one with a cane in his hand and straw sandals on his feet.

When the four youths with different appearances came in, they saw Zheng Jian reciting "Huang Ting", and they all had strange looks in their eyes.