I am not a serious young man

The resentment value from Emperor Donghua is +5999.

"Little friend, can you ask some normal questions?" Emperor Donghua's chest was heaving up and down, and his emotions were almost out of control...

Zheng Jian said again: "Then why... in the secular world, the Spring Festival always celebrates the New Year? Why does Chang'e insist on flying to the moon on the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival?"

One by one soul torture was sent out.

Emperor Donghua stood up angrily, and said coldly: "Because you are a fool!" After speaking, he flicked his sleeves and strode away.

The resentment value from Emperor Donghua is +6999.

Immortals: "..."

Another wave of resentment...

Zheng Jian's expression was innocent, but his heart was already full of joy...

"After many years, I finally got the chance to laugh at the crowd..."

Zheng Jian didn't intend to stop there at all, but changed the subject and said with a smile: "Hey, birthday star, do you see that there is a row of old fools sitting opposite me!"

Shou Xing looked at Zheng Jian in astonishment, and his eyes couldn't help but drift to Yingzhou Jiulao who was opposite him.

The head of the nine elders in Yingzhou was furious, "There is a row of old fools sitting opposite you!"

The nine elders scolded one after another, "You are not a son of man! There is a row of old idiots sitting opposite you... old idiots..."

Zheng Jian couldn't stop laughing, Fu Lu Shou Sanxing had a strange expression on his face, and then he leaned forward and back with a smile, pointing at the nine elders of Yingzhou, he was out of breath...

Gu Lao felt that something was wrong, and recalled what he said just now in his mind, "There is a row of old fools sitting opposite you!"

What the hell!ruthless!

Daringly, they followed Zheng Jian and scolded themselves...

The resentment value from Guru +4999, +5999, ...

The nine elders of Yingzhou got angry one by one, and left with a look of anger turned into shame...

The three stars of Fu Lu Shou looked at each other, dumbfounded.

Good guy, the abbot came here once, this kid Zheng Jian almost pissed off the elders of Yingzhou...

Even Dijun was pissed off by this guy.

The three of them were about to call Zheng Jian back to Penglai, but they saw Tong'er Dongfang Shuo came out again, came to Zheng Jian, pouted and said: "Hey, you bitch, the emperor asked you to go in and talk!"

Zheng Jian was startled, and immediately lost his voice: "Didn't you just ask a few questions...won't you call me in and beat me up? My three big brothers are still there!"

Emperor Donghua at the back of the palace was waiting, and when he heard this voice, the veins on his forehead suddenly popped up...

"That's right! This emperor just wants to beat you up!" The figure of Emperor Donghua appeared in front of Zheng Jian, stretched out a palm as white as jade, turned into a fist, and blasted at Zheng Jian.

Seeing this, Zheng Jian hurriedly tried to escape, but found that all his supernatural powers seemed to have failed at this moment, unable to move, and was punched in the face by Emperor Donghua...

Then... Zheng Jian flew out of the Immortal Palace...

"I'll be back again!"

……

After punching Zheng Jian, Emperor Donghua immediately let out a bad breath, and said to himself: "The surname is Zheng Mingjian, and the name is cheap? You are cheap, and this emperor beats you once!"

The three stars of Fu Lu Shou stood up one after another, and hurriedly asked the emperor to forgive their sins.

Emperor Donghua smiled and said: "It's okay! This emperor has a sense of proportion, just let him taste the pain of flesh and blood... That little guy has supernatural powers, and he will be fine."

At the foot of Abbot Xianshan, Jiulao, who was about to leave, suddenly heard a sound of piercing through the air behind him, and couldn't help but look intently.

"Oh!"

A figure descended from the sky, just in front of them, smashing the fairy mountain into a big hole.

"Hey, it's this kid! Did you get beaten up for offending Dijun?" Jiulao was like a child, laughing around the pit, thinking that Dijun had vented his anger for them.

In the pit, Zheng Jian grinned his teeth, seeing the guru's undisguised mockery, he was furious immediately, and used a fixed word formula.

"Fix body technique! Fix!"

So, Jiulao was fixed by Zheng Jian...

Zheng Jian rubbed the bruises at the corners of his mouth, looked at the nine elders with a fixed expression, and sneered, "Well, you nine old guys, how dare you laugh at me! Watch me pluck your beards and clothes, and then Throw you into the sea."

Jiulao couldn't move, he was shocked and stared at Zheng Jian one after another, his pupils trembling wildly.

"Okay...don't be rude to the Nine Elders!" On the abbot's fairy mountain, the three stars of Fu Lu Shou flew over in a hurry, and quickly stopped Zheng Jian's atrocities.

"Zheng Daoyou, just let Jiulao go... the emperor is still waiting for you in the palace! You bastard... go!" Fu Xing shook his head and smiled wryly.

Zheng Jian thought for a while, and reluctantly solved the fixation technique. The old man was relieved, looking at Samsung, he was really a savior...

"Hurry up! Dijun is really waiting for you. In the past thousands of years, I haven't seen Dijun beat anyone... You are the only one!" The old birthday star laughed.

"Ah? You punched me, isn't it enough?" Zheng Jian said speechlessly, "Is it possible for me to go back and let him beat me up again! I'll slip..."

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Chapter 495

Zheng Jiangang was about to ride the cloud, but found a ripple in the void in front of him, and the figure of Emperor Donghua suddenly appeared.

As soon as he stretched out his hand, Zheng Jian was once again captured by Emperor Donghua like a duck without any resistance...

"Hahahaha..." The Nine Elders of Yingzhou and the Three Stars of Penglai laughed out loud, feeling like they were letting out a bad breath...

This little fairy is too cheap, the emperor taught her well, taught her wonderfully...

In the Immortal Palace, Zheng Jian glared at Emperor Donghua with a look of resentment, "Hey, Emperor! Don't be so narrow-minded, right? You haven't relieved your anger after punching me?"

Emperor Donghua laughed, "Hahahaha, you cheap fairy, you really have no taboos! There are countless gods in this world, and this is the first time I have seen a hob meat like you! However, this is interesting, not like those The gods and Buddhas keep a straight face all day long... Although they are long-lived, they are like clay sculptures in temples, which is boring!"

Zheng Jian listened, and heard the taste, dare to love, this celestial being with great supernatural powers...does he really appreciate himself?

"You...you won't beat me up?" Zheng Jian asked tentatively.

"Why, do you really want to be beaten?" Emperor Donghua looked at Zheng Jian playfully, and lightly clenched his fist...

Zheng Jian quickly shook his head, "No, no... Dijun, your fist is too hard, I... I can't stand it!"

Then again, Zheng Jian realized that he had underestimated the relatively low-key Emperor Donghua in Journey to the West...

After pondering for a while, he tentatively said: "Dijun, I... I have one last question, can... can I ask?"

Emperor Donghua: "..."

"That's very simple! Tell me, why does the rain in this world always fall from the sky to the ground instead of from the ground to the sky?"

Emperor Donghua: "Because...because...because the water flows downhill!"

However, Zheng Jian asked: "Why does water flow down? What is high and what is low?"

Emperor Donghua: "..."

The resentment value from Emperor Donghua is +5999.

Emperor Donghua didn't want to talk anymore, he stretched out his right hand, which was as white as jade, and clenched it into a fist!

If you lift the weight lightly, it will not work!

"Again!" Zheng Jian suddenly felt that he couldn't move again...

While shouting, he flew out again...

At the seaside, the three stars of fortune, prosperity and longevity seemed to have expected it. While Niusu was smiling, he happened to see a figure flying down from the mountain and landed in the sea.

Zheng Jian flew up from the sea with a mournful face, two bruises on his face...

"Pfft..." He spat out a small fish, and the fish entered the sea, and hurriedly ran away...

"Let you be tricky! Have you suffered?" Fu Lu Shou Samsung couldn't help clapping his hands and laughing.

Zheng Jian: "...Old birthday star, what magical powers does the emperor have? Why can't I hide?"

Shou Xing laughed loudly and said, "Is the immortality of your day so simple...it makes you a fool all day long!"

……

After returning to Mount Penglai, Zheng Jian digested what he gained from this enlightenment in the Langhuan Cave Mansion.

It has to be said that Emperor Donghua's preaching is actually very good. From the beginning of human immortals, to the fruit of heavenly Taoism, Zheng Jian has gained a lot.

"Heavenly Immortal preaching has such an effect, how effective it would be if Sanqing's preaching..." Zheng Jian was filled with emotion, he was lacking in everything now, but he was lacking in major exercises.

The support of the five volumes of "Book of Heaven" has come to an end. If he wants to further improve his Taoism, it is not enough to just listen to the Tao, but to practice the true law.

Just like the Tao of Longevity passed down to Sun Wukong by the ancestor Bodhi, it is the most fundamental thing, and it is also the thing that determines the upper limit of the future.

It's a pity that the Dharma should not be taught lightly, unless it is to preach to one's own personal disciples, if it is just a general preaching, almost no one with great supernatural powers will directly explain the true Dharma.

Therefore, the cultivation of Sanxian is the most difficult.

Like a monkey, Patriarch Bodhi taught the way of longevity, and then gave him supernatural powers and somersaulting clouds. In addition, he himself was gifted as a spirit stone monkey, so he became enlightened in just seven or eight years, and he became a celestial being. , which is exceptional and cannot be compared.

Law, technique, and Tao are indispensable.

Especially the demon kings like the Bull Demon King, most of them have the law and skill but not the way, so if you don't know how to count, you will not escape after all.

"Unless I can find the real method from the exchange mall, otherwise, I can only find a way to plan from the Westward Journey..."

"Last time I got the "Wishful Book", I don't think there will be any good things in a short time... Although the things in the mall can be purchased in a targeted manner, the price is quite expensive after all..."

"Currently the balance of resentment is 29+. I need to swipe 5000 points once. I'll swipe a few times first. If I can get it, it's best. If I can't, I won't swipe it. Let's find a way to plan from Journey to the West..."

Zheng Jian sighed, thinking that since he stepped into the heavens, it has been a long time since he has experienced such embarrassment...

But there is no way, the world of Journey to the West is a world of gods and demons, and there are many people with great supernatural powers. If one is not paying attention, he may be calculated and be doomed...

Click on the exchange store, "Refresh..."

Refresh for the first time, ten items, useless...

Second refresh, huh?Fuck!

It seems that the luck attribute point has really increased, and luck has indeed improved a lot.

After refreshing twice and deducting 10000 resentment points, Zheng Jian's eyes lit up.

"Seven Swords of Cutting Heaven, See Me at the Dao of Cutting the Way, from the world of "The Lord of the World", the price is 600000 points of resentment."

Just look at this item, and the rest are not enough.

Zheng Jian: "... strong is really strong, expensive is really expensive!"

You know, it's just one formula...but let's just say, it's totally worth the price!

And this formula has a special effect on Zheng Jian.

"Cut the Dao and See Me" is the first move in "Seven Swords of Cutting the Sky", and it is also the general outline. It refers directly to the self, only asks the soul, and does not ask about other moves.

Ever since I exchanged the "Spiritual Dafa of Changing Heaven and Earth", there have been no metaphysical exercises such as mind, spirit, consciousness, and primordial spirit for a long time.

What's more, every move in "Seven Swords Cutting the Sky" is the ultimate interpretation of the Dao. Yuan Huang can learn a lot of skills from "I am the only one", but can't "Cut the Way to see me"?

Even the basic skill of Xijiange "Taishang Sword Sutra" is learned from "Cut the Way and See Me"...

If you comprehend "Cut the Dao and See Me", you will naturally understand the true law of the Immortal Dao!

"No, I have to exchange for 'Cut Dao to see me'! Don't say anything, just accumulate resentment points!" Zheng Jian made a decision in his heart. Had to start surfing early...

If this is not a waste, there is no resentment...

After three years of retreat, his Taoism was finally consolidated in the realm of the earth fairy, and he left the seclusion.

At the foot of Penglai Mountain, at the entrance of Baiyun Cave, the three stars of Fu Lu Shou are playing chess again...

Seeing this scene, Zheng Jian couldn't help being envious...

"Three old men, you are so elegant..." Zheng Jian came under the pine tree and said loudly, "I don't need to practice Taoism all day long, just play chess and drink tea..."

At this time, Lu Xing and Shou Xing are playing, and Fu Xing is watching chess.

Seeing Zheng Jian leaving the customs, Fu Xing smiled and said: "Practice what... I have obtained the fruit of the earth and immortality, and I have the blessings and longevity in the mortal world. What are we three old men not satisfied with? We have become immortals, but we are still the same as before. Practicing and meditating all day, or responding like the gods in the heavens... What is the difference between that and ordinary people running around all day? Didn't you ask the emperor... Why haven't Lei Gong and Dian Mu died of exhaustion?"

When Zheng Jian thought about it, he couldn't help feeling sad, "Master Fu, you are so right! Like me, I did a lot of evil in my previous life, and I get up early to go to work in this life!"