I am not a serious young man

The heads of all the veins can't laugh or cry.

In the background of Zheng Jian's system, the "ding" sound exploded again...

The resentment value from Cangsong +4999, the resentment value from Shuiyue +2999...

It turns out that there are a few lines of small characters attached to the bottom of the cat portrait, it is really easy to ignore it if you don’t pay attention...

"It's not lost. This is my Zheng Jian's cat. It looks so pretty. I just want you to see it."

Cang Song also understood why everyone was cursing Zheng Jian, what the hell is this?

Zheng Jian chuckled, "Are you envious of the beauty of my second head? It is not an exaggeration to say that the second head looks better than some of the heads of your branches!"

The face of Fairy Shuiyue, the head of Xiaozhufeng, became even colder. Just now, she thought that this beautiful cat was really lost, and she was secretly worried, but seeing the following lines, Shuiyue couldn't understand that hateful Zheng Jian Playing tricks on everyone again...

The crowd entered the Yuqing Hall for the first time and took their seats.

Reverend Daoxuan sat in the first place, seeing the faces of the other six chiefs were all unhappy, he asked doubtfully, "Junior brothers and sisters, what's wrong with you?"

Cangsong had a cold face, feeling that everyone's eyes were on him, and he was so embarrassed that he died.

Shuiyue said coldly: "Ask Senior Brother Cangsong! Their Longshou Peak really has all kinds of monsters and ghosts! Especially the one surnamed Zheng... It's... It's so cheap!"

Daoxuan: "... Junior Brother Cangsong, what's going on?"

Cangsong slapped his right hand and covered his face... It's really shameless to see people!

"What's going on? Yicai, do you know?" Daoxuan was even more curious now, he had been meditating in the quiet room of Yuqing Palace, and he really didn't know what was going on.

A young disciple standing beside Daoxuan, with a handsome face and a tall and slender figure, had a strange expression on his face.

He looked at the heads of each vein, leaned down, and whispered a few words in Daoxuan's ear.

Daoxuan's face also became weird...

After hearing this, he couldn't help laughing out loud, "Hahahaha...it turns out that everyone is angry with Junior Brother Cangsong because of Junior Brother Zheng...hahahaha..."

"Senior brother Daoxuan, you are still laughing! Brother Zheng is too reckless!" Shuiyue said angrily.

Daoxuan forcibly held back his laughter, looked at Shuiyue's angry appearance, and laughed again with a "puchi"...

Shuiyue: "..."

After a while, Master Daoxuan stopped laughing, the corners of his mouth still curled up, "Okay! This is not a big deal. Our Qingyun sect is a sect of cultivating Taoism, but we don't want to preserve the principles of heaven and destroy human desires. Junior brother Zheng's personality is ...The evil is a little bit bad, but it is harmless! Besides, I think it is quite interesting, our Qingyun sect should be more active and happy, instead of being cold and impersonal. Junior brother Cangsong, how many times will you reprimand me for me later? In other words, if Junior Brother Zheng wants to make a fuss, just make a fuss in your Longshou Peak, but don’t make the entire Qingyun Sect complain."

Hearing this, Cangsong glanced at Daoxuan gratefully, "Thank you, Senior Sect Leader."

……

Outside the Yuqing Hall, on the Hongqiao Bridge of the Sea of ​​Clouds, Zheng Jiancai ignored their thoughts, and was happily watching the soaring resentment value in the background.

Now, his resentment balance has returned to 27!

"Second master, second master, you are really my little lucky star..." This wave of resentment is completely a move that Zheng Jian suddenly came up with after his experience of looking for cats a few days ago!

Now I tried it on Tongtian Peak, and the effect is great.

"Junior Brother Zheng, you really like to tease them... There is really no one for this bad taste." At some time, the one-armed sword fairy Wan Jianyi, who was dressed in white and snowy, stood beside Zheng Jianjian, watching the tumbling in front of him The sea of ​​clouds, faint road.

Zheng Jian turned his head, but only saw the loneliness between Wan Jian's eyebrows.

It's very strange that Wan Jianyi's technique of flirting with girls is not bad. On the way of Wilderness Walk, in just a few short times, he missed Suzaku's flirtatious sword for life, but his flirtatious technique is useless in front of Suru ...

Now, seeing Wan Jianyi like this, he obviously knows that Suru will be married to Tian Buyi next month, no wonder he is in such a bad mood.

"Hey, my Senior Brother Wan! Can you stop being so depressed all day long... It's really not possible, you might as well snatch the marriage!" Zheng Jian said angrily.

Wan Jianyi sighed, "Why snatch a kiss...Junior Sister Su and Junior Brother Tian are in love, so I am not qualified to snatch a kiss."

"Then you go to Suzaku, that girl has deep roots in love for you, and judging by her figure, she should be a stunning beauty..."

……

In a blink of an eye, the time came to the sixth day of June.

The whole Dazhufeng is covered with red and colorful colors, and people come and go.

Today is the day when Tian Buyi, the first seat of the Big Bamboo Peak, and Suru, the fairy of the Little Bamboo Peak, formed a Taoist couple. No, Zheng Tong, who is connected to the ancestral hall of the ancestors at the back of the Tianfeng Peak, has been invited...

As a rare happy event for Qingyun sect, all the veins of Qingyun also sent congratulatory gifts.

When Tian Buyi and his senior brothers brought Suru's new bride back from Xiaozhufeng, the atmosphere in Dazhufeng instantly reached a climax.

"Why haven't you seen Senior Brother Cangsong?" Gou Buli looked at the Qingsong of Longshou Peak in front of him and asked curiously.

Qingsong replied politely: "Brother Cangsong had an epiphany a few days ago, and now he is at the critical moment of retreat, and he really can't get away, so he sent me to watch the ceremony on his behalf, and I hope you will forgive me."

"Well, hahaha, please take a seat!" Gou Buli laughed.

In the corner, Zheng Jian and Wan Jianyi stood side by side, looking at the frustration in Wan Jian's eyes, Zheng Jian also had no choice.

Feelings are the most unreasonable thing, and it has nothing to do with cultivation!

No, what Wan Jianyi didn't notice was that there was a pair of beautiful eyes behind him, staring at him without blinking.

Zheng Jian turned his head suddenly, the owner of those eyes dodged in fright.

"Junior brother Zheng, let me ask you, how do you feel about participating in the wedding ceremony?" Wan Jianyi said quietly.

Zheng Jian listened to this familiar question, and said casually: "Someone asked me this question before."

"How did you answer?" Wan Jianyi was curious.

"I said, you want to get married when you attend a wedding, so you don't want to die when you attend a funeral?"

Wan Jianyi: "..." As expected of you, Junior Brother Zheng!

The resentment value from Wan Jianyi +4999.

Zheng Jian turned around and walked back. When he passed by the first seat of Xiaozhu Peak, Shuiyue, he suddenly asked: "Senior Sister Shuiyue, do you blink your eyes anyway? Why don't your eyes do anything after staring for so long?"

Shuiyue: "...I want you to take care of it!"

The resentment value from Shuiyue +4999.

Zheng Jian laughed unceasingly, pondered for a while, and said again: "Senior Sister Shuiyue, don't be so angry! After all, what you can't get is always in a commotion... You say, you can't pull the plug and stop the water--dead Don't you have a heart?"

Shuiyue's pretty face was full of evil, and she stared at Zheng Jian coldly. With a move of wisdom, she retorted: "Junior Brother Zheng, if you go down the mountain to become a vendor in Caomiao Village, you don't even need to set up a stall, you just need to stand there, the villagers They will think you have cerebral palsy!"

Zheng Jian: "..." Damn it!

……

Chapter 440 That Night

Zheng Jian looked at Shuiyue unexpectedly, "Yes, Senior Sister Shuiyue, you are a bit quick-witted! Come on, let's continue the battle..."

Shuiyue was stunned all of a sudden, what do you mean by "leader"?

"I'm here to continue to compete!" Zheng Jian's eyes were burning with fighting intent.

Shuiyue is completely speechless to Zheng Jian, this guy is simply a mudslide in Qingyun Mountain, a fairyland on earth!

Then, Sister Gao Leng Yu Shuiyue didn't bother to talk to Zheng Jian.

Zheng Jian was not convinced, so he just stood in front of Shuiyue, specially blocking her peeping Wan Jianyi's sight!

Shuiyue couldn't see the golden sunlight in her heart, she was very angry in her heart, and said angrily: "...Zheng Jian, get out of here!"

Zheng Jian smiled meanly, "Senior Sister Shuiyue, if you tell me to get out of the way, I'll just get out of the way? This big bamboo peak is so big, I can stand wherever I want! Or... I'll call Senior Brother Wan over, and I stand side by side, how about we Qingyun Shuangmei let you see it together?"

With that said, Zheng Jian turned around!

Call a senior brother, the sea of ​​love has no shore;

Looking at one person as a brother, Fengyue has nothing to do!

Shuiyue was in a hurry, she finally understood that Zheng Jian was a slut, according to this guy's way of thinking, it is really possible to do such a second thing, so she quickly grabbed Zheng Jian, "Zheng... Junior brother, what do you think?" ,What do you want?"

Shuiyue was almost crying with anger, the baby's granary kept rising and falling, but the range was very small, almost undetectable!

Alas, the front is not convex, the back is not warped, and the small A-hood is ridiculous!

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, with a wicked smile, like a big villain threatening a girl, looking at the teardrops in Shuiyue's eyes, said: "Well, I will let you come up with a question, you can come up with whatever you want, You can answer pairs, you can answer poems, you can ask questions, as long as you stump me, I will turn around and leave, how about it?"

Hearing this, Shuiyue looked at Zheng Jian in astonishment, this guy tortured himself so much, just for this?

Really Qingyun wonderful work!

Shuiyue was aggrieved and confused, and Zheng Jian made it impossible for her to stop. After thinking for a long time, she said softly: "Okay, I will give you an upper line, and you are on the second line."

Zheng Jian suddenly became interested, "You say what you say, reciting poems is right, I like it! I'm not bragging to you, but I am known as Megatron, the three righteous ways of China and some parts of the wilderness... I am heartbroken! I can't be sorry without me couplet!"

"Parts of the wilderness?" Shuiyue was a little unable to resist Zheng Jian's words, and simply said directly: "Listen, my upper line is: big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp, shrimp eat water, the truth comes out!"

Zheng Jian was taken aback, "Yes, Senior Sister Shuiyue! For your Shanglian, the first three sentences are missing one word in each sentence, and an idiom is added at the end!"

Shuiyue wrinkled her small nose, "Then are you right? If you're not right, get out of the way, don't block me from watching Senior Brother Wan!"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "However, it is still a bit late to beat my heartbroken heart! You listen carefully, I will give you the right couplet: brother presses senior sister, senior sister presses the bed, bed presses the floor, The earth shakes and the mountains shake!"

Shuiyue: "...You! You are an apprentice! You are shameless!"

She is ashamed and angry, what kind of couplet is this pair? "Senior brother presses senior sister, senior sister presses bed..."

Shuiyue immediately replaced Wan Jianyi and herself, and suddenly became angry from embarrassment...

The resentment value from Shuiyue +4999.

Zheng Jian said with a bad smile: "Hey, don't worry about what I'm right about, I'm right! And, senior sister, I'm right, isn't it exactly what senior sister expects? After all, Senior Brother Wan... and Senior Sister Shuiyue Well……"

Shuiyue's pretty face turned red, "I'm not! I'm not! Don't talk nonsense!"

"Okay, okay, then I will change the second couplet. The streams belong to the rivers, the rivers belong to the rivers, the rivers belong to the sea, and the sea and the sky are broad! Is this okay?" Zheng Jian said with a smile.

Shuiyue was stunned when she heard the words, this one was really neat, she looked at Zheng Jian in surprise, but she didn't expect that this guy is really cheap, but he is also really talented!

"Senior Sister, I'm on the right track again..." Zheng Jian said with a grin, Xiao Mian, I won't slap you today, and let you, Miss Zhu Lengyu, look down on me, Qingyun Tang Bohu!

Shuiyue was driven mad by Zheng Jian, so she had to say: "Well, it's not about couplets, but about poems! Husband and wife for one day, one hundred days of grace!"

Zheng Jian said without hesitation: "Suru beat up Senior Brother Tian violently!"

Shuiyue opened her small mouth slightly, dumbfounded!

Suddenly, the lively and cute Su Shimei suddenly appeared in the mind of the unavoidable appearance of Tian.

terrible!

She thought for a while, and then said: "Come again, Lanling Fine Wine Tulip!"

Zheng Jian laughed and said, "Eat carrots in winter and ginger in summer!"

The moon is gone...

The resentment value from Shuiyue +4999.

"I won't come anymore! Junior Brother Zheng, Senior Sister, I beg you, please let Senior Sister go... There are ten fights of talents in the world, Junior Brother Zheng, you have eight fights for yourself, Senior Brother Wan and Senior Brother Daoxuan are one fight, and everyone in the world has a total of ten fights." Divide up! Senior sister, please...don't bully senior sister, okay..." Sister Gao Leng Yu Shuiyue is really about to collapse, she doesn't want to make a match for Zheng Jian, and she doesn't want to match poetry anymore...

This Junior Brother Zheng is poisonous!It is highly toxic!The kind of poison that has no antidote!

Whoever touches it dies!

Seeing this, Zheng Jian laughed a few times, then let Shuiyue go, and Shi Shiran went down the mountain.

……

In the middle of the night, Wan Jianyi stood alone at the back of Qingyun Mountain, silently looking at Dazhu Peak in the distance.

Not far behind, Shuiyue looked at that lonely figure with pity in her heart.

She suddenly felt an urge to get close to that man, "Senior Brother Wan, are you still hurting for Junior Sister Su?"

Just as Shuiyue wanted to go there, she suddenly saw a figure passing by and landed beside Wan Jianyi, and the foot she had just lifted was put down again.

Wan Jianyi turned his head as if he felt something, and there was a beautiful figure in black clothes and a black veil beside him.

"Miss Suzaku, why are you here? Are you dying?" Wan Jianyi said in shock, this is Qingyun Mountain!

Suzaku stared at Wan Jianyi's empty left arm with her big Kazilan eyes, full of guilt.

"Let's chat like we did that night in Xiaohuzhou, shall we?"

Wan Jian was taken aback for a moment, then nodded in a strange way.