I am not a serious young man

Hearing this, Tian Buyi let out a long "Oh", "I'll just say...you don't go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, you must not come to my Big Bamboo Peak just for congratulations! That's right, a few days ago A cat came and hangs out with our rhubarb all day long, I wonder if it was raised by you..."

"Then... where is it? Let's go and have a look?" Zheng Jian said with a smile.

Tian Buyi snorted coldly, "Let's go."

After leaving the yard, Tian Buyi yelled, "Rhubarb! Rhubarb!"

Not long after, at the foot of the hillside in the distance, a yellow figure came from far to near, rolling up a cloud of smoke and dust, and rushed over.

Tian Buyi smiled and said: "Look, here we come."

He is also a little proud.

However, when Rhubarb ran close, Tian Buyi's face turned black...

It was Zheng Jian, with a smile on his face.

I saw a cat lying on Rhubarb's body, scratching Rhubarb's hair with its paws, like a... dog rider!

Second Master V587!

"Senior Brother Tian, ​​it seems that your rhubarb has recognized our second head of Longshou Peak as the eldest brother..." Zheng Jian leaned forward and back with a smile.

With a dark face, Tian Buyi said angrily: "Is there any reason? The surname is Zheng, you bully Tian Buyi all day long, and your broken cat also bullies my rhubarb in Big Bamboo Peak! It's useless for me to do it from time to time. Give it something to eat..."

The resentment value from Tian Buyi +4999.

"Senior Brother Tian, ​​do you want to say... our cats on Longshou Peak don't practice martial arts?" Zheng Jian almost died of laughter. character!

Seeing Zheng Jian, the Erdang immediately jumped up from Rhubarb impatiently and crashed into Zheng Jian's arms.

Zheng Jian rubbed the second master for a while, and then put it on his right hand.

At this moment, Zheng Jian looked very much like Zheng Tianwang, a cat caretaker!

Da Huang turned around and found that the cat on his body was gone, and immediately barked at Zheng Jian, a stranger.

"Wang, wangwang..."

Before Zheng Jian could speak, the second master in his hand stood up straight and let out a low growl, "Mmmmmmmmm..."

Hearing this voice, Rhubarb immediately turned his head, wagged his tail again, and stopped barking...

Tian Buyi looked at Rhubarb's cowardly look, he was really sad for his misfortune, and he couldn't argue with his anger!

"You silly dog ​​with no future! Believe it or not, I'll starve you for three days!" Tian Buyi said angrily.

Seeing his master getting angry, Rhubarb stared innocently at Tian Buyi with dog eyes, his expression aggrieved, "Wow, woof, woof..."

Seeing Tian Buyi training the dog, Zheng Jian couldn't help laughing secretly.

"Senior Brother Tian, ​​don't tell me, your rhubarb and my second head are really close..."

Zheng Jian now believes what Song Daren said!

The second master stayed in Zheng Jian's hands for a while, as if he couldn't bear to have Rhubarb being criticized all the time, so he jumped up and landed in front of Rhubarb again.

When Da Huang saw the second master, he looked nervously at Tian Buyi.

Tian Buyi became even angrier, "You silly dog! What are you looking at me for?"

Zheng Jian said with a smile: "Okay, senior brother Tian, ​​you are enough to be angry with a dog! Let them play by themselves, and our senior brothers will also catch up on the old days."

Tian Buyi gave Da Huang a hard look, and waved his hand, "Go, go! Go play with your little friend."

Rhubarb jumped up excitedly, and immediately went to have fun with the second master.

……

"Senior Brother Tian, ​​I really have you... Master Uncle Xiaozhufeng agrees with you to become a Taoist couple?" Zheng Jian looked at the endless bamboo forest in front of him and said with a smile.

As soon as Suru was mentioned, Tian Buyi immediately felt blissful, and proudly said: "Of course Master Zhenyu disagreed at first! But I couldn't help but fight with Junior Sister Suru... After all, we are sincere! Later, I I went to ask my master, the old man, to ask him to come out, and finally settled on this matter..."

Zheng Jian turned his head and said with a smile: "After becoming a Taoist couple, do you understand how to get along with Suru?"

Tian Buyi was puzzled and said, "How can we get along with each other, normal?"

Zheng Jian smiled slightly, "You don't understand this, do you? For the sake of helping me feed the cat, I'll teach you! Come, come, let's practice and practice!"

As he said that, Zheng Jian slapped Tian Buyi across the face!

Tian Buyi's anger rose immediately, and he roared angrily, "What are you doing? Are you insane?"

Zheng Jian stared at Tian Buyi condescendingly, "Is it wrong?"

Tian Buyi: "??? You hit me and you asked if I was wrong?"

The resentment value from Tian Buyi +4999.

Zheng Jian didn't answer, but snapped again, "Is it wrong?"

Tian Buyi stared blankly at Zheng Jian, seemed to have realized it, and said aggrievedly: "I was wrong!"

"No, you're right, how can you be wrong! It's all my fault!" Zheng Jian continued.

Tian Buyi: "...I was wrong, really, I was really wrong!"

Zheng Jian: "You men don't have a good thing! You said I was blind at the beginning, so why did I fall in love with you? You look at Junior Brother Zheng, who keeps improving, and then look at you!  … Barbara..."

At the end, Zheng Jian just concluded: "Okay, tell me, where did you go wrong?"

Tian Buyi had a bitter face, suddenly he said to his heart: "What's wrong, I'm right, can't I be hit twice by you?"

Zheng Jian: "...Tian Buyi, you are really Neixiu, no, you are Good Fortune Zhong Shenxiu! With this awareness, you will even find the trick to get along with women..."

As he said that, Zheng Jian wanted to pat Tian Buyi on the shoulder, but unexpectedly, he patted Tian Buyi on the head...

Touch the head to kill!

Zheng Jian: (*oo)╮

Tian Buyi: (￢_￢)

"Senior Brother Tian, ​​it's not my fault! If you want to blame it, I can only blame you for being too short...I can't reach your shoulders!" Zheng Jian showed an embarrassed smile, and in Tian Buyi's eyes, he was so cheap!

The resentment value from Tian Buyi +4999.

"That's your short hand!" Tian Buyi gritted his teeth, he was so angry that he wanted to hit someone!

Zheng Jian saw it, and said with a smile: "Senior Brother Tian, ​​look, it's been so long since the Qimai Martial Art Competition, do we want to learn from each other?"

Tian Buyi snorted coldly: "No fight! If you are capable, go to Daoxuan brother to learn from him? Why bully me as a Shang Qinger?"

"I know, you are short...you have to raise your head when you hit me, jump up and hit my knee..." Zheng Jian couldn't stop provoking.

The blue veins on Tian Buyi's forehead popped out...

The resentment value from Tian Buyi +4999.

"Hey, isn't this Senior Brother Zheng... The good Longshou Peak won't wait, but go to Dazhu Peak to show off its prestige?"

Zheng Jian didn't even need to look back to know that it was Suru who came...

"Junior Sister Su..." Tian Buyi hastily turned his head, just in time to see Suru's angry and happy face, and ran over happily with his short legs.

Zheng Jian sneered and said, "You haven't married into Dazhu Peak yet, so you're busy helping Senior Brother Tian?"

Suru is not Tian Buyi's temperament, she replied unceremoniously: "Is this not nonsense? We will get married next month, we are a family, of course I will help Buyi to talk... If you are envious, go too Find a Taoist partner! Don’t you think it’s not easy?”

Speaking of the last sentence, he pulled Tian Buyi tiredly and leaned against her arms!

Tian Buyi immediately blushed, black and red, and felt a girly fragrance rushing straight to his nose, "Yes... yes... you said everything!"

Don't ask why Tian Buyi is leaning on Suru's arms, not Suru leaning on Tian Buyi's arms...

The question is the height difference!

Otherwise Tian Buyi could just lean on Suru's chest?

Suru gently stroked Tian Buyi's head, also stroking his head, but Tian Buyi was as docile as rhubarb!

What the hell, dwarves have dwarves...

Zheng Jian: (╯#-_-)╯╧═╧

"...You guys are... loving and not hiding, bringing your own destruction!"

What the fuck, you're such a sage, you've never been injured so badly under the Shura Pagoda in the wild temple!

"Just... don't hide it! If you have the ability, you can find a Taoist companion?" Suru put her arms around Tian Buyi and said domineeringly.

Zheng Jian really couldn't answer this!

Looking for a hair, looking for it, even Dao, one of the real magic soldiers, told him clearly that he had broken up, and it was only for singles!

Just say it, do you want a knife or a woman?

Don't even think about it, of course I want a knife... After all, it cost hundreds of thousands of dollars!

As for a woman, heh, besides the two baby granaries on her chest, she can give birth to children, can be used to warm the bed, can make people more vulnerable, and can act coquettishly and lose their temper from time to time, what else is she?

I am dignified and humble, with a system in my body, pursuing longevity, infinite worlds, and the supreme immortality. Do I need a woman?

No need!

……

Chapter 439

It is true to say so, but Zheng Jian still can't stand the endless exposure of this pair of dogs and men!

Hurt your eyes!

So, he returned to Longshou Peak with his second master!

Even if Rhubarb is reluctant to let go on the ground, "Wow, woof, woof" keeps going...

As soon as Er Dangjia left the ground, the whole cat's face was not good...

With a scream of "meow", he grabbed the clothes on Zheng Jian's chest tightly, and nine lives were scared to death...

"Now you know you're afraid? Who the hell told you to go to Dazhufeng? Good guy, you can really do it for such a long way!" Zheng Jian stepped on the gods and kept training the second master.

……

Back at Longshou Peak, when Zheng Jian put down his second master, Cang Song and the others collapsed laughing...

Good guy, as soon as the second leader fell to the ground, he couldn't stand on all four legs, he wobbled, and fell while walking...

"Junior brother Zheng, you are really ruthless! With a cat, you actually came back with a sword... Look, you scared our second master!" Qingsong laughed.

"This is to give it a long memory! How old is it, it dares to go to Dazhufeng... What if it will be rewarded in the future? What if it runs to Tongtian Peak and passes through Bishuitan... Lingzun's paw, this guy It's gone!" Zheng Jian said angrily.

"Hahahaha... Brother Zheng, you are too worried! The Spirit Venerable has lived for 6000 years, and he is very good to the creatures of Qing Yunmen. Can there be some unexpected chance..." Qingsong saw the Erdangjia's stumbling appearance, and suddenly felt distressed, and hurried forward to hug him in his arms, gently stroking and comforting him.

In Longshou Peak today, except for Cangsong who is still resisting, everyone else has become cat slaves...

Especially Qingsong, from time to time, he would go to the kitchen to fry small dried fish for the second master...

In this way, a few more days passed.

On this day, on the Tongtian Peak, the head of the sect, Master Daoxuan, called the head of the Qimai to discuss sect affairs as usual.

When Qimai came to Tongtian Peak for the first time, the sword light fell on the sea of ​​clouds, and when they passed Hongqiao, they found a group of Tongtian Peak disciples gathered at the gate of Yuqing Palace.

Cang Song's face immediately sank, "If you don't practice "Tai Chi Xuan Qing Dao" well, why are you all gathered at the gate of Yuqing Hall? After entering in a while, I have to tell Senior Brother Daoxuan that Nagato's ethos is true. It's time to fix it!"

When he was furious, Cang Song glanced, but happened to see Zheng Jian standing at the edge of the crowd, with a wicked smile on his face, as if he was watching some good show.

Just for a while, the group of disciples dispersed, and the head of Zhumai was also very curious, and when he walked over to take a look, everyone's expressions changed!

I saw a piece of paper pasted on the window on the side of Yuqing Hall, with a super cute cat drawn on it!

There is also a line of words on the cat, "excuse me, has anyone seen this cat? It's urgent, wait online!"

"Announcement about finding a cat? Brother Zheng, you lost your cat again?" Cang Song asked doubtfully, no way, he also saw the Second Master running around outside Longshou Peak yesterday.

Zheng Jian didn't answer, but motioned Cang Song to look carefully.

"I'll go! Brother Zheng, aren't you too cheap?" In the crowd, Tian Buyi said angrily.

"That's right! Zheng Jian, you're so cheap!"

"Heaven didn't give birth to you, Zheng Jian, the humble way is like a long night..."