I am not a serious young man

It doesn't matter if you were an undercover agent before, but you actually took the initiative to confess your love, what is this?

"Yo, yo, Xiong Er, good morning! Hey, you are a handsome old Lan Hai..." Seeing Xiongba staring at him, Xu Fu couldn't help posing as a rapper, and casually said some freestyle...

I have to say that Xu Fu has really become a famous entertainment star in the world of wind and cloud...

Xiongba was struck by lightning very badly...

The Lord of the Heavenly Gate...is that all?

Xiong Ba nodded stiffly, as a response to Xu Fu.

After a long time, Xiong Ba asked with a complex expression: "Elder Xu Fu, old man... well, Xiong has a question I want to ask."

Xiong Ba originally wanted to call himself "Old Man", but as soon as he said it, he felt that it seemed inappropriate to call himself "Old Man" in front of this real [-]-year-old bastard, so he changed it to "Xiong".

Just finished pruning a "Bang Zhu Hao", Xu Fu turned around and nodded in satisfaction.

Immediately, he came to Xiongba with his sword in his hands...

Seeing this guy swaying while walking, Xiongba couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth!

The poisoning is too deep...

"Xiong Er, if you have any questions, just talk about it, we are old acquaintances, why are you being so polite? Yo, yo~" Xu Fu swayed and came to Xiongba, and said with a smile.

It's even more like a scissorhands pose!

"Uh, let me ask you a question, didn't you just get pissed off by the gang leader yesterday, why are you alive and kicking again today, and still so happy! How do you know that your mentality is so good?"

Xu Fu glanced sideways at Xiongba, pondered for a moment, and said, "Otherwise, how do you think you got here in 2000? Attitude is the most important thing! I passed away last night, and my heart was calm when I left; I was reborn this morning, and I came with a warm heart. Although In just one night, my heart was completely different! This...is the secret to maintaining my mentality."

Xiongba was stunned for a moment, seeing Xu Fu acting like a fool, but he didn't expect this guy to say such philosophical words...

At this moment, Xiongba seemed to understand why Xu Fu was wrong to let the Lord of Tianmen go, but he was so happy with life in Tianxiahui.

This kind of mentality, and immortality, power and status are actually not as important as imagined.

What about the Lord of the Heavenly Gate?

Standing at the highest place in the world is right, but lonely!Empty!chilly!

On the contrary, it is a meeting in this world, interacting with the leader if there is nothing to do, and can learn various songs from the leader, and get many unheard of scores...

This happiness seems to be pretty good.

As the saying goes, your arsenic is his honey.

As a person who has only lived for a few decades, and even always wants to live for a few more years, Xiongba can't understand Xu Fu's mentality at all.

But from what he said just now, Xiong Ba somewhat understood it.

At this moment, Xiongba immediately looked at Xu Fu with admiration!

The reason why this guy was favored by the guild leader was by no means accidental, nor was it simply relying on the "good guild leader" in front of him!

Perhaps, it's because this guy can always keep up with the leader's rhythm in time...

This in itself is not easy...

While the two were chatting, a suona sound suddenly came from the direction of the No. [-] building in the world!

This time, the style of the song is very joyful, no, Xiong Ba has already started to swing his hips involuntarily...

The kind that can't control how much to send...

Look at Xu Fu again, squinting his eyes, with a contented appearance indulging in it, swaying enchantingly, walking three steps, taking two steps back towards the direction of the first floor of the world...

After all, Little Sunflower Music Class is starting again...

Soon, Xu Fu came to the first floor while swaying. Hearing the familiar suona sound, he danced more joyfully.

At the end of the song, Xu Fu couldn't help asking: "Guangzhu, what's the name of this song? It's so good!"

Zheng Jian put down the suona in his hand, and said with a smile: "This is called... "The League of Broken Lovers"! What, do you want to learn?"

Xu Fu immediately started pecking at the rice...

"Guangzhu, how come you have so many! You are simply a genius!" Xu Fu praised sincerely, he could always hear all kinds of songs full of whimsy from Zheng Jian.

"Actually... a rap can be added in front of this song! Here, this is a word, you can think about how to add it." Zheng Jian laughed and handed the paper in his hand to Xu Fu.

"He was riding a neighbor's rouge horse, watching the sunset, he had been to the most expensive brothel that his parents said was the most expensive, and last night's top oiran was his favorite, he went to the counter and ordered a glass of wine and sour... "

"I'll play the prelude, you can try it out."

Xu Fu laughed with a "puchi", "No problem! This word is deeply in my heart!"

At that moment, Zheng Jian played the prelude to the Suona version of "The Alliance of the Ex-Dead" again, and Xu Fu nodded while silently looking for the rap rhythm in his heart.

Soon, Xu Fu found the feeling of how to rap and sing this sentence...

So, the suona rap version of "The Widowed Front Alliance" will be resounding all over the world...

Nie Feng and You Ruo, who are in an adulterous relationship, feel bad when they hear Xu Fu's singing...

Tonghuang, who had rushed all the way back from the North Pole, almost fell down on the spot.

The resentment value from the child emperor is +999.

The resentment value from Nie Feng +1999 (Is it comfortable to hear this when you are in love?).

The resentment value from Bu Jingyun +2999 (reminds me of my predecessor, Kong Ci).

The resentment value from Qin Shuang is +1999 (reminds of his ex-wife Kong Ci).

The point is, listening to this style of music, it is clear that Qin Shuang and Bu Jingyun are both missing the king at the moment, but they are suddenly misled. Do you think Bu Jingyun and Qin Shuang can't be full of resentment?

Immediately, the morning of the Tianxiahui became very uneasy!

Zheng Jian listened to a series of "ding ding ding" sounds in the background of the system, and suddenly became more energetic...

Chapter 357 I'm Really Not a Big Star

The resentment value from Xiongba is +3000.

Why does Xiongba have resentment value?

Because as soon as he hears this style, he will start to twist his hips involuntarily...

Can you imagine Chiba Shinichi twisting his hips?

The sense of picture will only be more magical than Liu Huangshu who continues to play music and dance?

At the end of the song, Xiongba almost broke his waist...

Taking advantage of the end, Tonghuang hurriedly rushed into the first floor of the world together with Xiongba. They must stop the gang leader and Xu Fu from making it like this...

"Hey, Tonghuang is back? It's just in time, it's been a hard journey, come on, Xu Fu, let's play music and dance!" Zheng Jian's eyes lit up when he saw Tonghuang and Xiongba coming in.

"Don't!" Xiong Ba supported his waist with one hand, and raised his hand with the other, stopping Xu Fu!

"Master, Xiong Er really can't move anymore... I beg you to take away your supernatural powers!" Xiongba's face was distorted, wishing he could die on the spot!

"Me too!" Tong Huang said in a crisp childish voice.

"Really, boss! I beg you, old bear..." Xiongba was about to cry, damn it, Xiong's life is so difficult!

The resentment value from Xiongba is +3000.

"me too!"

The resentment value from the child emperor is +999.

Seeing this, Zheng Jian had no choice but to put away the suona resentfully, "Disappointing! Alright, that's it for today! How is the preparation for the strong man's crash course?"

Seeing this, the Tonghuang immediately knelt down in fear and trepidation and said, "Clan master, the Extreme North Tianmen, you are here! But I didn't see the lord of the Tianmen, Di Shitian... Ice Emperor didn't see it either, so I had to give the invitation to the leader of the Tianmen." Godmother... the subordinates are not doing their job well, please ask the Lord to punish you."

Zheng Jian glanced at Xu Fu with a strange expression, and said with a smile: "It's not your fault! After all, the Lord of Tianmen is far away in the sky, but close in front of you! It's normal that you can't see him in Tianmen..."

Tonghuang was taken aback, and stared at Zheng Jian with big eyes, "Guard master, you mean...you are the master of Tianmen?"

"Pfft..." Xiongba laughed on the spot, "Hahaha, Tonghuang, how can the leader of the clan be the leader of the Heavenly Gate?"

"Could it be you? Xiong Ba?" Tong Huang's eyes stared like copper bells, shooting lightning-like shrewdness, and his ears stood up like antennae, alert to any suspicious voices.

Xiongba couldn't laugh anymore, looking at Tonghuang was like looking at a stick!

"Don't make such wild guesses! The Lord of Tianmen, Di Shitian, is me!" Xu Fu couldn't stand it any longer, what the hell do you think I don't exist?

"Tonghuang, Tonghuang, don't you even look at it, just like Xiongba, whose IQ is about the same as yours, can you be the master of the Tianmen? Dare you call yourself Di Shitian?"

Tong Huang woke up like a dream, staring at Xu Fu, speechless...

Suddenly, he got up suddenly, stopped Zheng Jianjian, and shouted: "Di Shitian! So you have been lurking in the world for so many years! Tell me, what is your intention? Xiongba, what are you doing in a daze, why don't you hurry up and get rid of this secret work?" Down!"

The words are very domineering, just from the voice of a child like Tong Huang, it always feels like playing house...

Xu Fu: "..." I said you are a stick maker, and you really proved it to me right away...

"Idiot! The gang leader already knew about it! Besides, with the gang leader's unrivaled martial arts, do you need the protection of a child emperor who has no hair yet?" Xu Fu looked at the child emperor with disdain.

Tong Huang suddenly felt a little embarrassed, seeing Xiong Ba's indifferent appearance, he didn't know that he had made another big oolong, so he had to retreat embarrassingly...

He walked to Xiongba's side, and said in secret through voice transmission: "You son of a bitch, Xiongba, it's in vain that we have been friends for so many years, you didn't tell me when you found out?"

Xiongba replied awkwardly but politely: "I just found out too! Besides, I have been controlled by the gang leader's... Shenyin just now, so I can't tell you..."

Tonghuang: "..." What he said seemed to make sense!

"Okay! Xu Fu, there is still half a month before the start of the crash course for the strong. You go back and bring all the strong men above the Destroyer Realm in Tianmen to participate in this training! There must be no mistakes!" Zheng Jian said with a smile.

In Tianmen, there are many masters in the realm of destroying tyrants or quasi-destroying tyrants, including Ice Emperor, Fufenglei, Goddess Luo Xian, priests, and divine judges. This is a lot of wool, not to be missed!

"This..." Xu Fu showed embarrassment, "Guild Master, the Ice Emperor and Fury Fenglei are powerful, I will freeze them... Once they join forces, I am not fully sure that I can bring them all..."

Zheng Jian: "...Xu Fu, you have lived for 2000 years anyway, why are you so weak! All right, then I will go to the gate of heaven with you."

"Guild Master! No way! Guild Master is a man of gold, how can he take the risk himself! Why don't the old man go with Elder Xu!"

"Me too!" Needless to say, everyone knows that the only one who can say this is Tonghuang!

Zheng Jian waved his hand, "It's not in the way! What danger is there in mere Tianmen?"

Even if Xu Fu rebelled, together with those Tianmen masters, Zheng Jian didn't care, okay...

What's more, Zheng Jian knew that Xu Fu might have been cruel and ruthless before, but now, Xu Fu would never betray him, and he would not dare to give them the courage!

Xiong Ba pondered for a while, and said firmly: "Since the leader insists on going, please ask the leader to bring me along!"

"Master, then take Xiong Er with you." Xu Fu smiled.

Zheng Jian looked at Xiongba's determined appearance, and smiled slightly, "Alright, then Tonghuang, Feng, Yun, and Shuang will sit in the Tianxiahui, and the three of us will go to Tianmen."

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Di Shitian's Tianmen has a great reputation in the world!

According to legend, Tianmen forces are everywhere, all over the world.

People in Tianmen call themselves the people of heaven, and the lord of Tianmen, Di Shitian, is even more like a god... Collapsing mountains and breaking seas are just a matter of gestures.

However, who would have thought that Di Shitian, who is said to be able to reverse life and death in legends, has suddenly transformed into a big star in the world of wind and cloud?

To this, Xu Fu just wanted to say: I am really not a big star!

Walking among the glaciers, Xu Fu actually felt like he had been away for a long time, and then he couldn't help but started Versailles.

"In the past, Xu came to the North Pole to establish the Tianmen, and recruited a large number of peerless masters in the rivers and lakes, divided into gods and goddesses, and there were also masters from the earth and the strong from the human world. It can be said that the strong are like clouds... "

Xiongba couldn't help curling his lips, "So what? Is it comparable to the leader?"

Xu Fu's face suddenly changed, this is a proposition!

He quickly gathered a flattering smile, "Of course it is impossible to compare with the leader! I am a speck of dust next to the glorious sun of the leader! I am a god, and the leader is the legendary ancestor god!"

Zheng Jian was very comfortable being licked, and he couldn't help showing a smile, "Xu Fu, you are good in everything, but you are not good at all! You are too sincere!"

Xiongba: "..."

He cursed in his heart: Xu Fu, you are such a fucking little bitch!

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