I am not a serious young man

Hearing this, Xu Fu stepped forward with his left leg again, "Welcome..."

He retracted his left leg again, "Thank you for coming~~~"

Mai, "Welcome..."

Accept, "Thank you..."

It's a good gate, I don't go in, I walk back and forth, hey, I'm just playing!

Xu Fu is also addicted to playing...

"Damn it! Potian, what the hell are you doing again? Believe it or not!" Zheng Jian said angrily.

Xu Fu's sanity suddenly cleared, he hurried in with small steps, trotted behind Zheng Jianjian, and knelt down straight, "Help, helper..."

Zheng Jian didn't move, just sat cross-legged and turned around, seeing Xu Fu kneeling in front of him, looking like a serious immortal king, he couldn't help laughing...

"Potian, what song do you sing in the middle of the night?"

Xu Fu glanced at Zheng Jian, saw the smile on his face, couldn't hold back immediately, and cried loudly: "Master! I, I'm sorry for you..."

Zheng Jian was startled and said angrily: "...What? Tell me, what did you do to offend the leader of this sect! Could it be that you, the dignified elder of the Tianxia Association, actually peeked at the aunt in the village at the foot of the mountain to take a bath?"

Xu Fu: "...That's not true!" Good guy, I have to watch it anyway?

"Then what's the matter? Tell the truth! Be lenient when you confess, and strict when you resist!" Zheng Jian knew what Xu Fu wanted to say, but he just liked to tease this guy.

To be honest, Xu Fu is the only one who can keep up with his thoughts in the entire Fengyun world... Just because of this, Zheng Jian will not really kill Xu Fu...

Xu Fu pondered for a long time, but finally gritted his teeth and said, "Master! Do you know Tianmen?"

Zheng Jian nodded, "I know! Didn't I ask Xiong Er to invite the strong Tianmen to attend the training class?"

Xu Fu took a deep breath, "Clan leader...Actually, I...is the Lord of the Tianmen! Di Shitian! I'm sorry, I lied to you, I deserve to die! If you want to kill or cut, you can listen to it..."

Xu Fu knelt down on the ground, and spit out all the words he had held in his heart for a long time...

Even the fact that he lived for 2000 years...

After a long time, Xu Fu finished speaking with snot and tears, he was ready to receive Zheng Jian's sword!

After waiting for a long time, but seeing Zheng Jian's movement, Xu Fu raised his head cautiously.

"Finished? I see." Zheng Jian said noncommittally.

Xu Fu wiped his nose, "Know...you know?"

"Ouch...you really are an old lady who wakes up with a snotty nose - pinch it with your hand! Is it disgusting!" Zheng Jian looked at Xu Fu with disgust. Such a Di Shitian is really unbearable to look at...

"Uh... Chief, you, don't you blame me?" Xu Fu was incredulous.

"Of course it's strange! But, you clean it up first and then receive the punishment!" Zheng Jian said with his face covered.

You Di Shitian, you are too careless...

Chapter 355 Gang Leader, I Have It

Xu Fu heard the words, as if he had received an amnesty, he hurried to the door.

Hearing a burst of heavy sniffing, Xu Fu actually sucked back all the snot...

Then he remembered that the door was a pool...

After tidying up, Xu Fu walked into the first floor again. After telling the secret that had been kept in his heart for a long time, he felt much more relaxed.

"Oh!"

Xu Fu knelt down straight again, "If you don't study for a month, Xu Fu of the Great Qin Kingdom! Xu Fu has come to receive the punishment!"

Now, he finally used his real name again... He even learned Zheng Jian's ancient poem to report his family!

Whether it's the stage name Wei Potian or the pseudonym Di Shitian, he doesn't need it anymore.

"Tsk tsk, you're a fast learner! Look at your pitiful appearance... In this way, the old rules, I ask you to answer! As long as I am satisfied, I will not pursue your crime of deceiving the emperor, how about it? However, if the answer is no Come up, one question, one sword!" Zheng Jian said with a smile.

Xu Fu was overjoyed, "No problem! Just ask the boss, and I will definitely answer."

Zheng Jian thought to himself: If I don't squeeze you so hard, can I spare you?

He pondered for a while, and said: "The first question! Yes, my couplet is: Bu Yila, coffin lid, seven people at a table, serve food!"

Xu Fu: "..." Damn it, did the boss still hint that he wanted to bury me?Want to stab me so much?

The resentment value from Xu Fu is +2999.

Xu Fu thought about it, and no matter how he thought about it, he felt that his second couplet was a bit off.

At this moment, You Ruo came in with a tray, "Guard Master, Elder Wei, You Ruo is here to serve you tea."

When Xu Fu saw You Ruo coming in, a flash of light flashed in his mind!

Hey, he has an idea!

"Master, I have it!"

When You Ruo heard the words, her hands trembled, and she almost threw the plate in her hand.

What is "I have it?"

"My second line is: the front is not convex, the back is not warped. Two-faced figure, ridiculous!"

You Ruo immediately screamed: "Ah... dead disciple!"

As he said that, the plate in his hand threw it straight at Xu Fu...

With a wave of Xu Fu's hand, a gust of real energy gushed out, not only catching the plate, but even taking back the tea on it.

He looked at You Ruo in embarrassment, "You Ruo is big... granddaughter, I didn't mean it! I, I was just answering the leader's question... Regardless of age, I can be your wife... grandpa..."

You Ruo pursed her mouth, looked down at her chest.

Her eyes fell on her feet without hindrance...

A bird's eye view!

Do you understand?

You Ruo cried "Wow" and ran out...

In the middle of the night, seeing that the two of them were still awake, she wanted to offer a cup of tea, who would have expected to be ridiculed like this!

"Hahahahahahaha..." Zheng Jian couldn't help laughing, "Xu Fu, you are really... quick-witted! Well, you have passed this question! Please listen to the next question: In the current court law, there is a murder for life But there is also the theory of justifiable defense. The so-called justifiable defense means that you fight back when you are hurt. Excuse me, is your behavior considered self-defense?"

When Xu Fu heard this, his brain suddenly buzzed!

The resentment value from Xu Fu is +3999.

"Master, is this a question that humans can think of?"

Xu Fu really admires Zheng Jian's brain, so how do you answer that?

Zheng Jian smiled and said, "Can't answer? A sword!" As he spoke, he raised his hand to take a picture of the long sword hanging on the wall, and pierced Xu Fu's left shoulder without hesitation...

Xu Fu groaned, holding back the pain, "Master, are you really stabbing?"

"Otherwise, do you think I'm joking with you? You've been displeased! Stop kneeling, sit down and talk!" Zheng Jian said angrily.

Xu Fu grinned and got up, sat on the chair, and hurriedly stopped the bleeding.

"Xu Fu, you said you have lived these 2000 years... Alas, you are not really happy!" Zheng Jian sighed leisurely.

Xu Fu was stunned for a moment, flashed across a piece of music taught by Zheng Jian in his mind, and blurted out: "Your smile is just the protective color you wear?"

Zheng Jian shook his head, "Wrong! You are not really happy, but I am!"

After finishing speaking, another sword pierced Xu Fu's right shoulder...

Xu Fu: "... Chief, how displeased you are with me! Stab me with a sword in a different way!"

MMP, I have lived for 2000 years and still can't figure out the gang leader's tricks. I really lived on the fire unicorn...

The resentment value from Xu Fu is +3999.

"Okay, for the sake of your confession, this matter is just exposed! You go back and call all the masters of the Thanos Realm in your door to attend the training class! It's okay to be crooked..."

Zheng Jian said, it is a step for Xu Fu.

Xu Fu was overjoyed, he naturally understood that Zheng Jian was helping him cross the path of enlightenment, and after such an experience, his Tianmen can be regarded as a serious power in the world!

Just as he was talking, Xiong Ba came back in a hurry, and in his hand... was still holding a... August bomb?

"See Clan Master! Luckily, the invitations have already been delivered to the strong ones on the list." Xiong Ba cupped his hands, pinching August to explode, how strange it looked...

"By the way, leader, I just found this outside. What is it? Did Elder Wei plant it newly?"

Xu Fu curled his lips, "Xiong Er, you don't even know this? This is fried in August! Soothing the liver and kidney, strengthening the spleen and stomach!"

Xiong Ba was taken aback, and asked in confusion: "August? Then why don't you ask him, will it be bombed in July or September?"

Xu Fu: "..."

Xiongba, you're gone, when the hell did you imitate the gang leader's neurotic bragging?

Zheng Jian's eyes lit up, as if a certain seal had been opened, and he blurted out: "Xu Fu, don't pay attention to Xiong Er's madness! I think, you can ask Zhang Sankuan, ask him if Zhang Er and Zhang Si are crazy. ?”

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha..." Xiong Ba laughed.

Xu Fu: "..."

He had a bad premonition... The boss is about to get sick again!

The resentment value from Xu Fu is +3999.

Sure enough, Zheng Jian didn't stop at all, "No, you should still ask Zhu Bajie, and ask him if Zhu Qijie is not quitting? You can ask Dongfengpo again, and ask him whether the west wind and north wind are broken? You can also ask Jiuzhaigou, ask him whether the eight villages or ten villages are ditches!"

The resentment value from Xu Fu is +3999, +3999, +3999.

Xiong Ba couldn't stop laughing, "Hahahahahahahahaha..."

He laughed out loud like a pig, he couldn't catch his breath, and almost carried it back with a smile...

Xu Fu: "I knew it! I knew it!"

He couldn't listen anymore, and he didn't dare to listen anymore, so he ran away quickly regardless of the cracked wounds on his shoulders!

If he continued to listen, he was afraid that his wound would explode directly!

Zheng Jian felt refreshed immediately, hey, it feels good!

Do you think that if you admit that you are Di Shitian, I will stop hating you?

Innocent!childish!

Who do you think i am?

I'm a badass!

Is the bar essence that has been cultivated for 500 years for nothing?

From any angle, I can give you a hard lift!No one can stop it!I said!

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Chapter 356

In the early morning of the next day, as soon as Xiong Ba passed the third-point campus, he saw Xu Fu pruning the green plants with a sword, humming Zheng Jian's "Nocturne", stopping from time to time to see the effect.

Xiongba really admires this comparison, his mentality is terrifying!

Mingming was bullied by the gang leader from various angles and postures all day long, but this guy was so angry at the time, but the next day, he was so alive and kicking, nothing happened...

On the contrary, during the three years when the gang leader was away, this guy was like an eggplant beaten by frost...

By the way, the current Wei Potian has changed his name to Xu Fu, like Xiongba who belongs to the top of the Tianxiahui, so he naturally knows that this guy is actually from the Qin Dynasty, a bastard who has lived for 2000 years.

But because of this, Xiong Ba felt even more strange.

You said you have lived for 2000 years, what kind of prosperity in this world have you never seen?Who have you not met?

But at this time, it's not appropriate for you to let the majestic Emperor Shitian go, and you will come to be an elder when you run around the world!