I am not a serious young man

Zheng Jian spread his hands and said helplessly, "You must pray, I'll give you a chance, please."

The resentment value from Li Yunrui is +999.

"Bold madman, how dare you disrespect the eldest princess!"

Immediately, a guard drew his sword and glared at Zheng Jian.

The eldest princess looked at Zheng Jian in shock. No one had dared to provoke her like this before. She was really... trembling and cold...

"Who says I'm disrespectful! I'm so respectful! Lao Teng, get your pen and ink!" Zheng Jian rolled his eyes and said proudly.

Teng Zijing didn't know what Zheng Jian was going to do, but he quickly followed his advice and got up to get a pen and paper.

Li Yunrui: "..."

She felt that she couldn't keep up with Zheng Jian's rhythm.

Teng Zijing fetched the Four Treasures of the Study.

"Why are you so blind! Spread the paper!" Zheng Jian squinted at Teng Zijing.

Teng Zijing: "..."

After the paper was spread out and Teng Zijing pressed on the paperweight, he began to rub the ink neatly.

"What are you doing?" the eldest princess Li Yunrui asked in astonishment.

"Stop talking! Watch it!" Zheng Jian picked up his pen and began to draw on the paper without raising his head.

Li Yunrui was trained by Zheng Jian, and his resentment value was +999.

With just a few strokes, the outline of a peerless beauty has been outlined on the paper. Before the facial features are drawn, there is only the outline of the upper body, the long hair is scattered on the chest, and the waist-length hair is behind.

Seeing this, Li Yunrui's heart moved, he looked at Zheng Jian in amazement, and thought to himself: "This person is quite talented, but this painting method is ingenious... Is she painting me?"

For a while, most of the anger in the eldest princess Li Yunrui's heart dissipated, and she didn't intend to care about Zheng Jian's rudeness...

After all, talented people are qualified to be crazy... And she likes talented men the most...

At this point, Zheng Jian stopped the brush, "Eldest Princess, is Mr. Zheng's painting skills okay?"

Xiao Tang's maid looked at Zheng Jian with admiration in her eyes...

"Shang Ke!" Li Yunrui said reservedly, a little rippling suddenly rose in his heart, this woman, once she stops being angry, she will automatically see the goodness of the man in front of her.

No, Li Yunrui looked at Zheng Jian, and suddenly felt a little pleasing to the eye, "If he can..."

Zheng Jian smiled, "I haven't finished the painting yet, just wait a moment!"

Immediately, he picked up his pen and started drawing...

After a while, Zheng Jian finished the painting, threw the brush away, and picked up the painting, "Old Teng, hang this painting on the wall..."

"Hey, let me... Bengong take a look!" Li Yunrui hurriedly said without restraint when he heard that he was going to hang his painting on the wall.

"Don't worry! When it's finished, take your time!" Zheng Jian said with a smile.

Immediately, Teng Zijing ran to hang up in a panic.

"Hey, it's too low!" Zheng Jian shouted.

Teng Zijing stood on tiptoe and tried her best to go up, but Zheng Jian still shouted "lower, higher, higher."

In a hurry, Zheng Jian called a guard directly, "Go, move that table over and let Lao Teng hang it on the table."

The guard immediately glared at Zheng Jian, why, you, a bad businessman, still want to command Lao Tzu?

The eldest princess turned back...

The guard immediately nodded and bowed, and moved the table...

When Teng Zijing finally finished hanging the painting, Li Yunrui couldn't wait to go over to see it.

Zheng Jian hurriedly stopped him, "Wait a little longer! How can this beauty painting be without decorations! Please sit down, Your Highness, and I will arrange it myself! Lao Teng, why don't you serve tea soon?"

Then, Zheng Jian hurried to the backyard, and a moment later, he came with a bunch of things in his arms.

He laid it out at the table...

After a full cup of tea, Zheng Jian clapped his hands, "You're done! Your Royal Highness, please!"

Just as Li Yunrui got up, another voice suddenly came from outside, "His Royal Highness the Second Prince has arrived... Prince Jing has arrived..."

Immediately, the second prince Li Chengze and Prince Jing's son Li Hongcheng walked in hand in hand.

"Aunt Yunrui!"

"His Royal Highness!"

After the two parties saw each other, while Li Chengze looked at Zheng Jian curiously, Li Yunrui couldn't wait to walk to the portrait and took a closer look. Immediately, Li Yunrui's eyes darkened and he almost fainted...

The resentment value from Li Yunrui is +1999.

Xiao Tang's maid hurriedly supported Li Yunrui, she looked at the portrait curiously, and immediately became angry!

Li Chengze didn't know why, so he also walked in front of the portrait, and immediately, his expression became extremely weird...

It turned out that the outline of the peerless beauty in the portrait had been completed, her eyes glared like a king kong, her arms were bulging, and her stomach was even more knotted with eight-pack abs, making a bodybuilding posture that was agitating all the muscles... …

There are also two lines of words attached to it, "There is a girl next door who has just grown up, and she will pull the mountain and surpass the world"!

On the table, there is an incense burner, several plates of melons and fruits...

"Look, you say I'm disrespectful, I'm respectful enough now, I'll offer up the portrait and offer sacrifices at four o'clock!" Zheng Jian said solemnly.

"Hahahahahahahahahaha..." The second prince Li Chengze finally couldn't hold it anymore, he burst out laughing, his stomach ached, like he had eaten Xuanmai, he couldn't stop at all...

The resentment value from Li Yunrui is +1999.

"You...you are so weak!" Li Yunrui was furious, she had never been humiliated like this before!

Immediately screamed, "Come on, kill him, kill him!"

All the guards gathered around, Teng Zijing immediately grabbed the dart under the skirt...

Chapter 245 What is the antonym of raw?

"Wonderful...Wonderful..." Li Chengze laughed loudly, "Aunt Yunrui, please calm down, this painting is not signed by you, so why do you need to be seated... Besides, upon closer inspection, this painting It’s an incredible feeling.”

Li Yunrui was going crazy with anger...

"Li Chengze! This is a loss of face for the royal family! Why are you still standing there, arrest this madman!" Li Yunrui screamed, the original pleasing feeling disappeared instantly, and all that remained was endless anger.

"The eldest princess is quite majestic, isn't she?" Zheng Jian smiled, and with a flash of his figure, he appeared behind Li Yunrui, and lightly pinched Li Yunrui's throat.

"How dare you hold the eldest princess hostage! You are crazy!" Tang Xinyu's little maid was stunned. She swore that she had never seen such an arrogant person!

Li Chengze was also taken aback, he didn't see Zheng Jian's actions at all!

The resentment value from Li Yunrui is +1999.

Li Chengze was also a little panicked. Although he was displeased because Li Yunrui supported Prince Li Chengqian, he didn't expect the matter to develop to this point, and hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up and disperse! Boss Zheng, let go of the eldest princess, this is a capital offense! Don't..."

Zheng Jian laughed, and let go of Li Yunrui, "You insist on me respecting you, but I can't bear to respect you..."

Li Yunrui really felt a sense of fear just now, she felt that this person really has no taboos and doesn't care about his royal status at all!

"Could it be...he is His Majesty's man?" Li Yunrui suddenly had an idea in his mind, the more he thought about it, the more he felt it was possible, otherwise why did Emperor Qing let him open the shop opposite?

Thinking of that unfathomable younger brother, Li Yunrui immediately became more fearful and apprehensive, and he didn't care to get angry anymore, so he turned around and left.

Maid Xiao Tang hurriedly followed.

Zheng Jian said from behind: "Hey, the one, Xiao Tang's maid?"

Maid Xiao Tang turned her head in bewilderment.

"Ask you a question! What is the antonym of raw?"

"Do you even need to ask? Of course you are familiar with it?" Xiao Tang's maid said naturally.

Li Chengze: "..."

The Eldest Princess Li Yunrui staggered, "Go!"

"Oh!" Xiao Tang's maid responded aggrievedly, did I say something wrong?

While she was puzzled, she hurriedly followed.

……

The eldest princess and her party came and left quickly, and in a blink of an eye, only Li Chengze and Li Hongcheng were left in the shop.

When the person walked away, Li Chengze laughed loudly again, "Hahahaha, wonderful! Boss Zheng is such a wonderful person! This painting is really the best in the world. Cheng Ze likes it so much. Can Boss Zheng give it up to Cheng Ze? How much will it cost?" Just open your mouth!"

Zheng Jian smiled and said: "Since His Highness the Second Prince likes it, just take it away! Don't mention money, it's too vulgar! Just answer my question."

Li Chengze was very happy, and said with a smile: "Brother Zheng, just ask, Chengze knows everything without saying anything!"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "You punched yourself and hurt yourself. Excuse me, does this mean you are strong or weak?"

Li Chengze: "I'm strong! No, I'm weak! No, I..."

Li Chengze was immediately confused... What kind of stupid question is this?

The resentment value from Li Chengze is +666.

Teng Zijing looked at Zheng Jian in the wrong way, with reverence in his admiration, to be able to ask the second prince such a question, no wonder he would ask himself the question "father and daughter-in-law fell into the water at the same time, who should be saved first"... …

"Is this too difficult? Well, then I'll change it to a simple one, a three-year-old can answer it." Zheng Jian looked at Li Chengze's embarrassed look and said.

Hearing this, Li Chengze flicked his bangs hastily and regained his composure, "Ask!"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and then showed his trademark cheap smile, "Please listen to the question! It is said that eating kidneys can nourish the kidneys, so may I ask, if there is a sheep with kidney deficiency, can eating its kidneys still nourish the kidneys?"

Li Chengze: "???" Is there something wrong with this person's mind?

The resentment value from Li Chengze is +666.

He seems to have experienced Li Yunrui's psychological process just now, this person is really cheap and terrible!

Li Chengze didn't want to paint anymore, and rushed out the door with Li Hongcheng.

They were really afraid of Zheng Jian's weird question, and if they asked a few more, Li Chengze was afraid that he would not be able to help but draw his sword!

……

Nanqing Palace.

Emperor Qing listened with great interest to Eunuch Hou talking about the information shop.

"When the eldest princess saw the finished painting on the altar table, she was so angry that she almost fainted..."

"Hahahahaha..." Emperor Qing couldn't stop laughing, "And then? Yunrui killed Zheng Jian?"

Eunuch Hou also laughed and said: "No! Then Zheng Jian is a master who hides his secrets, and he restrained the eldest princess with his backhand."

"What?" Emperor Qing's smile disappeared immediately, "He acted so boldly?"

Seeing this, Eunuch Hou hurriedly said: "He was just trying to scare the eldest princess, and then he let go..."

Emperor Qing's face darkened, "This person is a little too unrestrained! He despises the royal family, he doesn't take me seriously... The imperial capital can't tolerate such a person!"

"What does Your Majesty mean?" Eunuch Hou made a gesture.

"Let the Inspection Institute..." Emperor Qing just said halfway, when a person came in from outside the hall, all in military uniform.

"Your Majesty, Dongyi spies report urgently!"

"Gong Dian, bring it here." Emperor Qing looked at the general and said.

Gong Dian handed the note in his hand to Eunuch Hou, and Eunuch Hou presented it to Emperor Qing.

Gong Dian saluted again, and exited the hall respectfully.

Emperor Qing read it once, put away the note, and his face gradually became serious, "Eunuch Hou!"

"The old slave is here." Eunuch Hou bowed hurriedly.

"Princess Chuanzhi, don't provoke Zheng Jian at will." Emperor Qing said with a gloomy face.

Eunuch Hou looked at Emperor Qing with some doubts. Didn't he just plan to ask the Inspection Institute to find Zheng Jian?

Emperor Qing let out a long sigh, "That Zheng Jian is an incredible master! He suddenly appeared in Dongyi City and provoked Si Gu Jian, who attacked Si Gu Jian angrily, but he couldn't do anything to him at all..."