I am not a serious young man

After all, he is also a martial arts practitioner. To be able to toss into this appearance, it really is only exhausted cows and no plowed fields!

Conservatively estimated, no less than 7 times last night!

Although Teng Zijing was sluggish, he had a happy smile on his face. He rubbed his lower back unobtrusively, straightened his back, and started to work.

Seeing this, Zheng Jian collapsed comfortably on the chair, "If a man wants to have a good kidney, he must drink Shenbao! After drinking Shenbao, hello, she is also fine!"

Teng Zijing's body froze immediately...

The resentment value from Teng Zijing is +300.

He suddenly realized that this boss seemed...a bit cheap!

He also specifically asked himself not to respect him... No, it's not that he's a bit cheap, it's really cheap.

Naturally, there was not much business in the morning, and Teng Zijing finished cleaning up quickly.

Seeing Zheng Jian paralyzed, he was a little envious, he couldn't help it, his back hurt badly...

Zheng Jian glanced at it and said with a smile: "Okay, there won't be any business in broad daylight! If you want to sit, you can sit, and if you want to rely on you, you can lean."

Teng Zijing straightened his expression when he heard the words, but even though he felt a sharp pain in his lower back, he had no choice but to sit down...

"This man, standing is worse than sitting, sitting is worse than leaning, leaning is worse than lying down, lying is worse than falling asleep...Old Teng, I really understand your unspeakable pain at this time, lean on! Like me." Zheng Jian joked.

Seeing this, Teng Zijing imitated Zheng Jian's posture and leaned on him, feeling a lot more comfortable...

"Not bad? Hey, Lao Teng, let me ask you a question." Zheng Jian looked at Fang Liang and said.

Teng Zijing: "Boss, just ask, I'll tell you everything!"

"Are you born in spring, or in summer, autumn, or winter?"

……

Chapter 243 What If, Your Father and Your Daughter-in-law Fall Into The Water At The Same Time

In the information shop.

Teng Zijing imitated Zheng Jian's appearance and was paralyzed. Hearing this, he was a little puzzled, but he still answered honestly: "I was born in Xia Tian, ​​what's the matter?"

He thought Zheng Jian was going to ask about his concerns... For example, why did he find news about his wife and children...

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said slowly: "I'm overthinking, I'm sorry, I thought you were born by your mother..."

Teng Zijing: "..." Has anyone said that?

The resentment value from Teng Zijing is +666.

Teng Zijing suddenly had a bad feeling, the mouth of this new owner... seemed a bit too cheap...

"Boss, you don't care too much, I was born by my mother in summer!" Teng Zijing hastily explained, this is not explained clearly, but it is unfilial!

"Oh, Jiang Zi..." Zheng Jian nodded.

Teng Zijing silently wiped the cold sweat from his forehead...

After a while, Zheng Jian said again: "Hey, by the way, if your father and your wife fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?"

Teng Zijing: "..."

Zheng Jian was not in a hurry, and let Teng Zijing think about it.

Teng Zijing thought about it, but felt that it would be wrong to save anyone first, save the father first, the daughter-in-law would drown, save the daughter-in-law first, the father would drown...

After a while, he said with difficulty: "Save my father first! I have to be filial! At worst, I will save my father and go to hell with my wife!"

"Hey, you heartless man! If I were your wife, I would cry and make trouble on the spot when I heard this..." Zheng Jian said angrily.

"I...I'm sorry for her, so why don't I die with her?" Teng Zijing said angrily.

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, "Ah, that makes sense... Then you are not curious, what did your father and your wife do in the river?"

Teng Zijing's head was buzzing...

The resentment value from Teng Zijing is +999.

"Boss! You, how can you insult my father and wife? I...I..." Teng Zijing roared in grief and indignation.

He almost threw out the hidden weapon in his arms, you know?

Zheng Jian waved his hand, "Look at how promising you are! It's boring! Can't they go fishing by the river together? Your father ~ take your son ~ his grandson, go fishing! It's noon, your wife will go to the river to give Your father and your son were delivering food... While they were eating, your son accidentally fell into the river... Your father and your wife were shocked when they saw this, they rushed down the river to save your son... wouldn't they fall into the river at the same time? It's in... You say you are narrow-minded, right? Are you out of the loop?"

Teng Zijing: "..."

Teng Zijing let go of the hidden weapon under his skirt...

How can this be edited like this?

Zheng Jian couldn't help sighing, this person is really incomparable, he is also a worker, look at how strong Xue Keren's psychological quality was back then!

Seeing Zheng Jian sighing, Teng Zijing suddenly felt a little sorry, and said reluctantly, "Okay, I'm narrow-minded. If you ask another question, I'm sure I can answer it."

"Really?"

"Really!" Teng Zijing replied firmly.

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "Okay, then I'll ask you one more question. Listen carefully. By the way, I have a big watermelon here, and I want to share it with ten people. I only need two knives to cut it into ten pieces. Do you believe it or not?"

Teng Zijing thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "I don't believe it!"

Zheng Jian smiled and said, "I went down the first time, how much did it cost?"

Teng Zijing: "Two yuan!"

Zheng Jian said again: "The second time I cut it, it became ten yuan, do you believe it?"

Teng Zijing shook his head, "I don't believe it! It's impossible!"

Zheng Jian said with a smile: "I made a gesture for the second cut, you will definitely believe it!"

Teng Zijing lost his temper, "Come on, come on, let me have a look!"

With a move by Zheng Jian, Dielianhua fell into his hand and placed it next to Teng Zijing's throat, "How much?"

Teng Zijing: "...Ten, ten yuan!" Your frightful sword gestures reached my neck...

The resentment value from Teng Zijing is +999.

"This is the end! Old Teng, have you learned?" Zheng Jian laughed and took Die Lianhua back.

Cold sweat broke out on Teng Zijing's forehead. Only now did he realize that the boss in front of him was an unfathomable master. He couldn't dodge the sword just now...

Thinking of how he almost used a concealed weapon just now, Teng Zijing felt terrified for a while!

But in his heart, Zheng Jian's teeth were itching with hatred. You said that you are so strong, and bullying me Teng Zijing with these questions, you really have nothing to do!

……

East Palace.

Prince Li Chengqian and a woman in white knelt and sat facing each other.

This stunning woman in white clothes is none other than Emperor Qing's elder sister, the eldest princess Li Yunrui, with fair skin, beautiful skin and long legs.

"Auntie, did you know that a new shop opened in the capital yesterday?" Li Chengqian smiled and poured a cup of tea for Li Yunrui.

Hearing this, Li Yunrui looked at Li Chengqian suspiciously, "What's the point of opening a new shop?"

"This is not an ordinary shop, it's called the Information Shop, and it's right across the door!" Li Chengqian replied.

Li Yunrui was even more surprised when he heard the words, "Didn't His Majesty open that house? Who would dare to open it at the opposite door, and it's so grandiose?"

"That's right! What's even more miraculous is that the Emperor Father also issued an order to stop the Forensic Inspection Institute from going to seize it, and, at night, Fan Xian even went to that shop!"

"Fan Xian?" Li Yunrui was really interested now, "Since that's the case, then I'd like to see it..."

……

Prince Jing's Mansion.

By the lakeside of the back garden, the second prince Li Chengze sat alone in the waterside pavilion.

Outside the waterside pavilion, the personal guards guarded with swords, expressionless, like a paralyzed face...

"Your Highness..." Li Hongcheng, Prince Jing's son, walked over gracefully, and bowed out of the water pavilion.

"What's the matter?" Li Chengze asked without raising his head.

"The eldest princess is out of the palace!"

Li Chengze raised his head immediately, showing a cold and heartless face, "Oh? Why is she leaving the palace?"

"I heard that it's because an intelligence shop was opened opposite the news shop in the city yesterday..." Li Hongcheng said with a smile.

"Across from Father's shop, is there someone else opening the same shop?" Li Chengze was taken aback, is it so exciting?

"That's not the most amazing thing, Fan Xian also went to that information shop last night, no, today the Eldest Princess went!"

"Fan Xian?" Li Chengze's face changed slightly. He naturally knew the attitude of the eldest princess and the crown prince towards Fan Xian!

And the second prince is also looking forward to Fan Xian at the Poetry Contest in Prince Jing's Mansion a few days later, the reason is very simple, the prince's opponent is his friend!

"Come on, let's go to that shop to see what's special." Li Chengze suddenly got up, and said to Li Hongcheng.

……

In the information shop.

Both Zheng Jian and Teng Zijing continued to lie paralyzed, chatting casually, mainly Teng Zijing was talking about his past.

It's a bloody plot, so I won't repeat it here. If you are curious, you can go and watch the drama...

Suddenly, Zheng Jian raised his head, "Old Teng, there is a distinguished guest coming, and we are ready to pick up~guest~!"

Teng Zijing: "..."

The same thing, coming from the owner's mouth, why is it so awkward...

Chapter 244

The next moment, Teng Zijing heard someone calling out loudly.

"The eldest princess arrives..."

Immediately, a group of guards rushed in first, forming two rows.

A beautiful woman in a pure white floor-length dress walked into the intelligence shop, accompanied by a cute and cute little maid.

"Welcome to Your Royal Highness the Eldest Princess!" Teng Zijing bowed down immediately.

Zheng Jian sat leisurely behind the counter, motionless, as steady as an old dog.

"Hey, Your Royal Highness is here, why are you so rude?" The little maid became angry immediately, and rushed to Zheng Jian and said.

"Huh? Are you the eldest princess?" Zheng Jian glanced at the little maid and teased.

"I'm not! I'm the maid of His Royal Highness, my name is Tang Xinyu. I'm 15 years old this year. I like to eat roasted chicken legs and roasted duck legs..." The little maid chatted like beans poured out of a bamboo tube.

At this moment, Teng Zijing's knees are numb...

The eldest princess' pretty face turned green immediately, and she felt an urge to run away and go back home!

"Xin Yu!"

The little maid Tang Xin realized what she was saying, and hastily stopped her self-introduction...

"Still a snack!" Zheng Jian teased, making the little maid flush with embarrassment.

The eldest princess took a step forward, waved her hand, and stared at her, Xiao Tang's maid hurriedly hid behind the eldest princess...

"When you see me, why don't you worship?" The eldest princess said coldly, her lips were thin, her eyes were cold, and there was a domineering look in her eyes.

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said, "Okay, okay, bye bye!"

With that said, Zheng Jian straightened up, sat upright and asked the guest: "Okay, I'm ready, and you can worship if you want."

The little Tang maidservant behind the eldest princess opened her mouth wide, her face full of astonishment.

The eldest princess seemed to be hallucinating, and said angrily, "What did you say?"