Datang broom star

Even without cooking, the sweet and smooth taste of tender tofu defeated this dark chef in one go.

"This is..." Yang Deli made another piece, this time he savored it slowly, "Delicious! It smells delicious! I have eaten food for so many years, but I have never eaten such delicious food. Ping An, where did this come from?"

Uh

Jia Pingan thought about this question, and said very calmly: "Cousin, there are thousands of benefits in the book, and the enlightenment is endless!"

Yang Deli was stunned, frowned and said: "Back then, Mr. said that you went to Niu piyan when you were studying, and it was a waste of money. A certain quarreled with him and almost got into a fight. But at that time, you looked dumbfounded, and you and At the beginning, I was worried that you would be stupid in reading."

Jia Pingan was speechless. According to his calculations, the original body was indeed stupid in reading, and in addition, he was regarded as unlucky since he was a child, so he probably closed himself out long ago.

He said indifferently: "A tree is beautiful in the forest, and the wind will destroy it. Cousin, I used to say that XX was unlucky. If XX showed a smart appearance, what would happen?"

This was an excuse he had thought up a long time ago, otherwise a scumbag with such a transformation would be considered a monster and be burned to death sooner or later.

This village is very evil!Thinking that he was almost buried alive when he came, Jia Pingan couldn't help feeling a little pained.

Yang Deli suddenly burst into tears, "I promised my aunt to take good care of you, but I didn't find out that those people bullied you. I'm sorry for my aunt!"

Jia Pingan just wanted to find an excuse so that no one would find out about his transformation.I didn't expect Yang Deli to be so good at making up brains, and he made up everything in one go.

Yang Deli cried for a while, then suddenly froze.

"Ping An, this thing is valuable!"

It is only now that I realize that tofu is valuable. This cousin is probably not a smart one.

However, it is better not to be clever!

Otherwise, if he finds any clues, he will shout at that time: My family is peacefully possessed by a ghost, then Lao Jia can die for nothing.

Satisfied, Lao Jia cut the tofu into pieces and made the best dish at home to take with him.Yang Deli carried a table with crooked legs, and the two brothers set off just like that.

"The broom star has come out." The village was still flying like dogs and dogs, many people went home to hide, and the rest stayed away.A child refused to go home, and was rewarded with fifty cents on the ass by his mother, and ran home crying.

The rest of the people saw the arrogant appearance of the two brothers, and someone asked, "Yang Deli, what are you doing?"

Yang Deli was very proud, Jia Pingan frowned and said, "Don't be shy."

Yang Deli immediately changed his words: "Let's go shit."

Who doesn't have a hut?Who takes a shit with furniture?

Jia Pingan looked at the bamboo basket in his hand, then looked at Yang Deli who was carrying the table, and thought that it was luck that the old Jia's family was not completely destroyed.

The two went all the way to the official road. Yang Deli's physical strength was really good, and he said as he walked, "Ping An, when the tofu earns money, I will go find a matchmaker to tell you a lady. At least I want my aunt to tell you that you must have three children. Then you have to find a woman with a big butt, those unmarried girls in the village don't have a big butt."

Jia Ping'an was speechless, and felt that in Yang Deli's eyes, he was the stallion of the old Jia's family.

Swiftly!

There was a long hiss of a war horse, and then a small group of cavalry appeared in front.People on the official road avoided him one after another.

This group of cavalry wore armor and galloped in the direction of Chang'an.

"It's Mingguang Armor!" Jia Pingan said joyfully, "Is this the Fubing?"

He was dazzled when he saw the restored Mingguang armor in later generations.But after seeing the living soldiers of the Tang Dynasty at this moment, he couldn't help being stunned by the visual impact of the man and horse like a dragon.

Yang Deli was carrying the table, looked over with a slanted body, and said proudly: "Peace, this is Yue Qi."

Yueqi is the name of the cavalry in Fubing.

"We have soldiers from [-] prefectures in Huazhou, and these Yueqi can often be seen."

Yang Deli took it for granted, and Jia Pingan was proud of it.

"A few years ago, the Turkic people were proud and were destroyed by the first emperor. Later, they fought against Tuyuhun, and continued to fight. Now, we no longer have to worry about foreign enemies coming."

While Yang Deli was talking, he set the table. Jia Ping put the tofu on a plate with a wooden spoon beside him, and said to the passers-by on the official road, "White jade tofu, white jade tofu!"

Why is it called white jade tofu?Because China regards jade as its beauty, a gentleman is like jade, and gentleness is like jade

For example, to praise a woman, one sentence: the skin is like jade, which can make people yearn for it.

Huazhou is 180 miles away from Chang'an City, with Tongguan on the left and Lantian Pass on the right. It can be called the existence of the green dragon on the left and the white tiger on the right.

Those passers-by heard the sound and looked over. Jia Pingan scooped up a spoonful of tofu and put it into his mouth with a look of intoxication.

"delicious!"

A passerby came over and asked, "What kind of food is it? How much is it?"

Yang Deli sniffed, and touched the money bag on his waist, which contained five coins, the last property of the old Jia family.

"This is fate." Jia Pingan said seriously, "Try it first."

"Don't want money?" The passerby frowned, "Man from Tang Dynasty, he never eats for nothing."

What this pedestrian said was quite natural, Jia Pingan said with a smile: "It's fate, just eat."

He took a spoonful of tofu, and the passer-by took a look at him, and then ate it in one bite.

"How?" Jia Ping'an had absolute confidence in tofu, but Yang Deli was confused, thinking that his cousin smoked again, and he didn't want money.If it weren't for the fact that there were outsiders present, he would have started crying again, reporting to his aunt that his cousin was unreliable.

The pedestrian raised his head slowly, moved his throat a few times, and praised: "Tender, sweet and delicious! It's delicious!"

There are many words used to praise food, but no matter how many and gorgeous words are used, they are not as straightforward as these words.

Pedestrians on the side stopped one after another, and Jia Pingan shouted: "Fate, today is fate, anyone who is willing to try it, come, I don't charge money!"

Someone said: "What if you go back on your word?"

Didn't the people in Datang say that they are bold, why is there an extra stick!

Jia Pingan took a look at the shrewd man, and said, "Men from the Tang Dynasty, keep what you say!"

"it is good!"

Everyone came and tasted the tofu with a wooden spoon, and they didn't have any opinions.

Jia Ping'an was a little guilty, thinking that everyone would share the same spoon, it would be another matter if it was clean or not, as long as there were no infectious diseases.

"good to eat!"

"Tender and smooth, I have never eaten such tender and smooth food."

"This product melts in the mouth, tender and sweet!"