Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

In addition, Sun Wukong has a character of helping relatives and not helping relatives, so he immediately jumped out and shouted: "You two little dolls are so arrogant, what's the matter? Are you very good here?"

Another Taoist boy sneered and said, "Awesome? I'm afraid that if I say it, I'll scare your guts out!"

"Qingfeng, if he wants to hear it, tell him so that he can understand what kind of place it is!" Dao Tong said first.

Qingfeng nodded and said, "Monkey, do you dare to listen?"

Sun Wukong laughed, folded his arms and said, "I want to hear who can scare my old grandson out of his courage."

Qingfeng said: "Okay, listen up! My teacher is Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the Earth Immortal!"

As soon as these words came out, the two Taoist boys thought they could scare the monk in front of them, but after waiting for a long time, the guys in front of them all looked blank.Especially the bald man on the horse, who said directly: "Oh, an earth fairy."

Hearing this, Qingfeng became angry: "What do you mean is just an earth fairy?"

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "Little guy, don't be angry. We have never heard of such a person. Let me ask you, how does your master compare with Jiuyaoxing Lord and Zhutian Yuanchen?"

Qingfeng raised his head proudly and said: "Mr. Jiuyaoxing is a junior of the family teacher, and Zhu Tian Yuanchen is just a guest of the family teacher."

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows and said, "What about the Jade Emperor?"

Mingyue said: "San Qing is a friend of the family teacher, and the Fourth Emperor is an old friend of the family teacher."

Hearing this, Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangli and others all frowned. If this is true, then the ancestor of the earth immortal is not ordinary.Although the other party may be bragging, they are not enemies, so there is no need to be too serious, and it is even more unnecessary to fight again if you annoy the other party.They're here to sleep, to eat and drink, and that's the point.

however……

puff...

There was a chuckle, and everyone looked at the sound, only to see the bald man on the white horse smiling down there.

Mingyue said angrily: "Elder, don't you believe me?"

Tang Sanzan raised his head and said solemnly: "I believe, I believe!"

The faces of Qingfeng and Mingyue turned dark, because the bald man had two large characters written on his face: "Don't believe me!"

The two roared on the spot: "You have written disbelief on your face, and you tell us that you believe? You monk is too bullying!"

Tang Sanzun wiped the writing on his face and said, "Oh...you saw it."

Faced with Tang Sanzan's expression of treating you as fools, Mingyue exploded, and shouted angrily: "Monk, everything we said is true! If you don't believe me, you can ask and inquire. "

Tang Sanzan nodded vigorously and said, "Okay, both of you, who is Zhen Yuanzi?"

The two of them froze in place for a while, then roared at the same time: "We asked you to inquire with others, not us!"

Tang San said: "Oh..."

Then Tang Sanzan asked Sun Wukong: "Wukong, who is Zhenyuanzi?"

Qingfeng and Mingyue: "@#..."

It took a long time for the two of them, who were so angry with the monk in front of them to vomit blood, to recover.

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "Both of you, you don't need to say anything, what you hear is what you hear, what you see is what you see. If your master is really that powerful, go and tell him that the Great Sage Equaling Heaven who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago is here! See how he answers."

Qingfeng snorted and said, "You all came here to find fault when you knew that your master took the brothers to give lectures, right?"

Sun Wukong shook his head and said: "We are not here to find fault. We are monks from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, and we are going to the Western Paradise to seek the scriptures. Passing by here, I saw your aura is compelling, and the charm of Daozang is here. Come and have a look. "

Hearing this, Qingfeng and Mingyue's complexions improved a little. They looked at each other and saw the strange look in each other's eyes.

Qingfeng frowned and said, "Are you monks from the Eastern Tang Dynasty? But are you called Tang Sanzang?"

A bald head immediately approached them, pointed at his harmless bald head and said: "It's me, it's me, it's me. Are you also left to me by Guanyin Bodhisattva? But to be honest, I don't want to adopt a child, I still want to have it myself. How about I talk to your mother first?"

When Qingfeng and Mingyue heard the words, their faces were covered with black lines. They glanced at each other and growled in their hearts at the same time: "What kind of monk is this bitch? She still wants to have a baby? Want to pick up girls?!"

Mingyue's temper was the most explosive, and she couldn't help roaring: "Who wants to be your child? Guanyin Bodhisattva has never been here, it was my master who ordered to receive you when he left!"

Tang Sanzan was taken aback: "Your master knows me?"

Facing this stupid, dazed, bald thief who almost had the word "beaten" engraved on his face, Mingyue and Qingfeng were really out of temper.

Qingfeng said weakly: "Yes, you were a golden cicada in your previous life. You offered my master wine at the Peach Party..."

Tang Sanzun scratched his head, thinking, when did he give a toast to someone?

But that's not important anymore, toast is to toast, anyway, face is worthless compared to a poor meal.

Furthermore, Tang Sanzan was also curious, did the other party really have an intersection with him?Know who he is?

Immediately, Tang Sanzan became interested: "Oh...that's it. Then hurry up!"

Although Sun Wukong and the others understood the meaning, they also knew that Jin Chanzi was talking about the real Tang monk, not the fake one.

But they understand better that their cheap bald master is not as stupid as he seems.He is very smart in his bones, he must know everything, so he deliberately impersonated... If he wanted to impersonate, Monkey King and others would not dare to point it out.

Seeing Tang Sanbu like this, Qingfeng Mingyue's mood improved a lot.

After all, telling about Tang Sanzan's toast to their master is actually pointing at the other party, suppressing the other party, and even a little slap in the face.

The other party didn't mind, they admitted it, and they were considered to have moved back to the game, so they hummed: "Master, please come inside."

Follow the breeze and bright moon into Wuzhuang Temple...

All the way through the double gate, came to the main hall.

I saw that in the middle of the main hall, in the middle of the wall, there was a piece of colorful cloth with the word "Heaven and Earth" written on it!

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Chapter 49 Wild Fruit 【For Collection】

An incense table with carved vermilion lacquer was set up under the cloth, on which was a pair of gold furnace vases, and a box of incense was placed beside the furnace.

Zhu Ganglian frowned and said, "Hey, boy, why don't your Wuzhuang temples offer sacrifices to the Sanqing, Sidi, and Luotian masters? Why do you only have the words heaven and earth?"

After finishing speaking, Zhu Ganglian whispered to Tang Sanbu: "Master, this is not a serious Taoist temple, it must be a monster."

Sun Wukong immediately twisted his ears and pulled him aside: "Idiot, don't talk nonsense!"

Zhu Ganglian said with a crying voice: "If I don't say anything else, I'm afraid I won't have a chance. Brother Hou, when you eat me later, give me two sticks of incense first?"

Monkey King was speechless for a while and said: "Don't worry, if it's really impossible, I will turn around and catch a monster for you to come back."

When Zhu Ganglu heard this, he was so moved that he almost cried: "Thank you, Brother Monkey, you are really my big brother!"