Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

In order not to be bullied, of course I have to abduct some weaker, fresher and more fun people back.

It was Dijun and the others who fell for it first..."

"Then Dijun's grandsons knew the truth and wanted to get rid of the Pangu world, so they staged a big show, pretended to resist, gave us a chance, let us turn around, and then put us in, they got away, right?!" King Aoki asked in a tearful voice.

Tang Sanzan spread his hands and said, "Almost, that's what it means."

King Qingmu and the others burst into tears, cursing in their hearts: "Damn, Pangu is the first pit, and the person he brought out is the second pit! No, this bald man is also a pit! Pangu's world is too dangerous, and it is still chaotic and pure." ah……"

Then Tang Sanzan said to the void: "Is that right, Brother Pangu?"

The void shook, an old man came out, he glared at Tang Sanzan and said: "I didn't expect you to recover your memory so quickly."

Tang Sanzun smiled and said: "Thanks to that soul god king, although his strength is weak, he is enough to wake up my memory. By the way, should you go home? The village chief asked me to come and find you. It’s been so long, shouldn’t we have a business relationship?”

Hongjun smiled wryly and said, "Can't we not go back?"

Tang Sanzun shook his head and said: "Of course...not! The main reason is that San Yi and the others are missing one out of three in mahjong, and they don't like my technique. You play well, so go back quickly."

When Hongjun heard this, he became impatient: "You either steal the cards or you hide the cards. If you catch them, you won't be afraid of being scalded. You can urinate on other people's tables on the hanging beams. Who will play with you?"

"So, your character is good, you should go back quickly. Don't worry, I will help you support your world." Tang San said.

Hongjun was stunned: "What? What do you mean?"

Tang Sanzan grinned and said: "I found that outside is more fun than in the village. I decided to skip the village too! Spend tens of thousands of dollars on him first, and then we'll talk!"

Hongjun couldn't help roaring: "You can't catch me back, but you've jumped into the village by yourself? Are you still a human being?"

Tang Sanzan looked at him with his head tilted, and smiled, his expression seemed to say, I have never been a human being!

Hongjun: "..."

"Do you have to go back? Can't I go to the village with you? I know the way outside, and I will help you arrange what kind of world you want. How about beautiful women like clouds?" Hongjun asked.

Tang Sanzun narrowed his eyes: "Are you bribing the arresting officer? This officer is very upright, upright, and strictly abides by the rules of the village!"

Hongjun waved his hand and said, "Don't talk nonsense, if you obey the rules, will you still think about Qiaocun? Tell me, what are the conditions."

Tang San said: "My disciples..."

Hongjun said: "Arrangement, go back and enroll all in my Pangu world, first become a thirteen-star saint, and guarantee not to be bullied, okay?"

Hearing this, Baihuang and the others felt ready to crash their heads to death. After working so hard for so many years, they made arrangements with just one word...they wanted to die.

Besides, with the backing of this bald man, who would dare to bully his apprentice?

Those things that don't look good at first glance, it's good if they don't harm them!

At this moment, King Qingmu suddenly rushed over, hugged Tang Sanzan's thigh and said: "Senior, you need a gardener wherever you live, right? What do you think of me? I have no other skills, the world The vegetation can still be manipulated, and at worst, you can use scissors to help you prune flowering branches and old trees."

Tang Sanzan hasn't recovered yet...

Emperor Xing also ran over: "Senior, no matter where you are, there must be an errand runner, right? I can't do anything else, so I just run fast with my legs and feet."

Emperor Guangming shouted: "Senior, your house must be illuminated, right? I think I can do it."

Baihuang also came closer: "I'm good at garbage disposal and so on, so I can guarantee it's clean."

……

Looking at these guys who were desperately fighting with him just a moment ago, and turned against him en masse at this moment, Tang Sanbu didn't feel disgusted at all.

After all, everyone is here to survive...

but!

Tang Sanbu said: "Before you destroyed the Pangu world, all the creatures in it were almost wiped out..."

The White Emperor immediately shouted: "It's not destroyed, I have collected all the true spirits. We just need to take over the Pangu world, reverse time, and resurrect them again... We don't want to live in chaos, and we like to enjoy the beauty."

Hongjun said: "I can go back in time and everything will be back to normal. Bald... Tang Sanzan, Brother Tang, do me a favor, don't send me back, can you?"

Tang San buried his arms and said: "It's okay not to send you back, but the village head must agree."

At this moment, the door of God opened, and a rough and heroic voice came: "I agree, you two should stay outside! This new boy is very funny, he can change shape with a pinch, let's play with this first... …The other three burials, if you have nothing to do, don’t come back, just play outside. If you find it boring, you can get closer to Pan Gu. He has been trained by us for so many years. He has rough skin and thick flesh. We can’t do it anymore. , I can't bear it anymore with my old bones."

Then the door of God closed.

At that moment, Tang Sanzan looked dazed, and after a long time he looked at Hongjun and said, "I...I have a feeling of being fooled."

Hongjun said: "Be confident, it's not that you have the guts, but that you are! I think I know why I was able to get out of the gate guarded by Uncle Liu. They used the excuse of arresting me to trick you out!"

Sun Wukong asked curiously: "Master, what did you do in the village that angered people? You forced them to use this method to get you out."

Tang Sanzun glared at him: "What are you talking about? As a teacher who is so harmless to humans and animals, what bad things can you do?"

Hongjun smiled: "Yeah, what bad things can you do? At most, your master will hang girls' underwear on the street...

piss in the drunkard's wine;

Cut down the baby Gada tree of Wood Boss;

Playing cards and stealing cards, engraving other people's embarrassing stories on the big stone tablet at the entrance of the village...

"

Tang Sanzan hurriedly shouted: "Stop talking, wasn't I young and ignorant back then?"

Zhu Gangli said: "Master, it is really a miracle that you were not killed."

Hongjun said: "I can't die, the village head is his grandfather."

Zhu Gangli, Sun Wukong, Baihuang and others looked at Tang Sanzan's eyes, and immediately admired him a little more.

The person who can be the village chief in such a terrifying village is definitely the scariest!

No wonder this guy said he was born strong, it turned out to be true.

But it's said that they are relatives in the next generation, but his grandfather doesn't seem to like him very much. This guy is really a bit miserable.

But thinking about the fucking character of this guy, it seems that he deserves it.

Tang Sanzan waved his hand and said: "Okay, stop talking about these useless things. Go home!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan waved his hand, and everyone was moved to the Pangu world by him.

Tang Sanzan, who has recovered his magical memory, can completely ignore the laws of Pan Gu's world and force his way in and out.