Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction and said: "That's about the same, that's enough, you don't need to go to learn the scriptures anymore, just find a place to live on the nearby mountain top. I will take you on the road after the teacher has settled the matter."

The three apprentices did not dare to object and nodded repeatedly.

The old mother of Lishan came back to her senses at this time, and wanted to hold up the teacup to cover up the strange look in her eyes, but sadly found that the teacup was broken...

But she still made a final test: "Master, which of my three daughters do you like? Is the eldest really true, or the second loves love, or the third loves you?"

Tang Sanzan shook his head directly.

Li Shan's old mother frowned and said, "Didn't you like it?"

Tang Sanzan stretched out a hand, clenching his five fingers together into a fist, and said at the same time: "Children only do multiple-choice questions, I want them all!"

"puff!"

Li Shan's mother spewed out another mouthful of tea: "Master, are you too greedy?"

Tang Sanzang said confidently: "A man, three wives and four concubines are normal. Ma'am, don't worry about my health being unbearable. Although I am just an ordinary monk, I occasionally practice a few boxing techniques to keep my body healthy. Let alone three wives, Even if there are seven or eight more, it doesn't matter, I promise to make everyone happy. By the way, doesn't the wife have a husband and son-in-law? Why don't we go together?"

Lishan's old mother's forehead was suddenly covered with black lines. I have seen stinky hooligans, but I have never seen such hooligans!At this moment, what kind of love for talent, what kind of Zen heart, Dao heart, now Lishan old mother just wants to slap this thief's bald face with a teapot!

However, Lishan's old mother was still calm, knowing that the play had to be performed, so she put down her teacup and said with a smile: "You greedy monk, it's not enough to ask for my three daughters, and you even want to accept my mother-in-law?"

Tang Sanzan said: "The capable ones work harder, Madam, what do you think of the poor monk's suggestion?"

Lishan's old mother has unconsciously grabbed the teapot and is about to shoot someone.

The Guanyin Bodhisattva over there coughed dryly, and the old mother of Lishan came back to her senses, and said reluctantly: "I'm all married to you, wouldn't it be a big loss for me? After all, this family needs a man to stand up for it." Liang Zhu. That’s all, I’ll follow you.”

After finishing speaking, Li Shan's old mother got up and called a few boys over: "Go and arrange tables and chairs, prepare a fast meal, and treat my three in-laws well. I will take my uncle to the backyard to give a big gift first."

Several boys shouted immediately, some called for the table and chairs to be set up, and some called for the kitchen to prepare the banquet.Everyone knows that this is no ordinary hospitality today, it is a meeting with relatives, so some capital must be spent.

Here, Monkey King, Zhu Gangli, Sha Wujing, and Bai Longma went with the boy to eat and rest.

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Chapter 42

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On the other side, Tang Sanzan followed Li Shan's mother all the way to the backyard.

Passing through rows of houses, through courtyards, I don't know how many houses I walked, and finally arrived at the back garden.

Tang Sanzan said as he walked: "This place is really nice, and it won't be too lonely if you live there for 80 or [-] years."

The old mother of Lishan said: "That's natural. My family has more than [-] hectares of paddy fields, more than [-] hectares of dry fields, and more than [-] hectares of mountain farms. There are more than a thousand yellow buffaloes, a herd of mules and horses, and countless pigs and sheep. In the southeast, northwest, and villages There are sixty or seventy grasslands in the fort. The family has rice grains that will not be used for eight or nine years, silk that will not be worn in ten years, and gold and silver that will not be used in a lifetime.

Although this old house is not bad, if you are not happy living in it, you can build another one at any time. "

Tang Sanzan rubbed his chin and praised repeatedly: "Listen to Madam's words, I'm going to Xitian to get a fart scripture, just live here."

Li Shan's old mother pursed her lips and smiled: "It should be like this."

But in her heart, she said: "Baldy, you wait for death!"

Not long after the two came to the house in the inner hall, Li Shan's old mother said: "Son-in-law, I have calculated that today is an auspicious day, so we don't need to bother, and I will invite you in today. It's just that there is a hurry, so there is no rush." Putting up a big banquet and throwing tents in the hall, do you despise it?"

Tang Sanzun shook his head and said: "I don't dislike it, let's not bother, you arrange a room and a big bed for me, let's go directly to the bridal chamber."

Old mother Lishan's forehead was once again covered with black lines, she was already streamlined enough thinking about herself, this thief baldness was even more extreme, and she thought about saving everything!

Li Shan's old mother coughed dryly and said, "Son-in-law, don't worry.

Although I think you are a nice person, I recognize you as a son-in-law.

But my three daughters don't want to just get married in such a muddle.

How about this, I have a handkerchief here, you blindfolded for a while, let's have a heavenly marriage.

If you catch as many as you can today, you will marry as many as you want. Everything depends on the destiny. At that time, they have no complaints. How about it? "

Tang Sanzan raised his eyebrows and said: "What if you are also arrested?"

The old mother of Lishan said with a smile on her face: "I will marry you!"

Tang Sanzan laughed loudly and said: "This is good, this is good, come on!"

Old mother Lishan took out a handkerchief from her bosom, raised her hand, and the handkerchief flew out, directly covering Tang Sanzan's head.

The handkerchief instantly tightened, blocking Tang Sanzan's sight.

At that moment, Li Shan's old mother had a sneer on the corner of her mouth.

clap clap clap!

As soon as the old mother of Lishan clapped her hands, the three transformed girls Zhenzhen, Aiai and Lianlian came in.

The old mother of Lishan said: "Daughters, you have heard what I said just now. You will be married in a while, so don't get caught on purpose."

The three of them pursed their lips and said with a smile: "Mother, although we all want to marry this Zen master, but we don't want our sisters to be sad. This time we must try our best to dodge and leave our fate to God."

The old mother of Lishan said: "It's very good."

At the same time, Li Shan's old mother said via voice transmission: "My canopy can block his vision, hearing and consciousness. No matter how powerful he is, he still can't tell where we are. Sisters, feel free to fiddle around for a while."

Samantabhadra Bodhisattva replied: "This fake Tang monk is greedy for money and lust, and ruins the reputation of my Buddhism. It should be so!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said: "We have all the supernatural powers and means, not to mention that he has closed his vision and spiritual consciousness. Even if he has all five senses and spiritual consciousness, it is not easy to catch us. After a while, we only need to give him Just take a bite out of it."

Manjusri Bodhisattva said: "A little bit of suffering is not enough, let's test his strength. If his strength is not good, just take him back and ask him for his crimes. Let him make atonement for his sins!"

The three bodhisattvas and the old mother of Lishan nodded slightly to express their agreement.

None of the four people noticed that when they were transmitting sound with their spiritual consciousness, the bald ears beside them trembled slightly, and the corners of their mouths turned up, with a sinister smile on their faces.

Seeing that the four of them finished chatting, Tang Sanzan said impatiently: "Four ladies, can we start?"

Li Shan's old mother sneered and said, "Don't take advantage of it, we'll talk about it when you catch it."

Tang Sanzan said: "Then, has it started?"

Li Shan's old mother said: "Start!"