Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

When the two walked away, Zhu Ganglu wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, and muttered, "Fortunately, I didn't follow... Come on, go back and find a good mountain and river, eat something good, and we'll talk about it after a rest."

however……

"Silly pig head, you don't really want to go, do you?" A voice rang in Zhu Ganglian's ear.

Zhu Ganglian was taken aback: "Who? Who's talking?"

He only felt that the voice was coming from all directions, but he couldn't see where the other party was at all.

"Silly pig, you don't need to look at it, I am the Jade Emperor!" The other party's voice was flat and majestic.

Zhu Gang's eyes widened: "Jade Emperor? Are you alive?"

"You idiot, I am the orthodox of heaven and earth, and the myriad worlds are still there, how could I die? Just listen carefully, now the myriad worlds are collapsing, and countless chaotic creatures are disturbing..."

Snapped!

Before the other party could finish speaking, Zhu Gangli raised his hand and gave Tang Caiyi in his arms a violent shudder on the forehead.

Tang Caiyi rubbed her head and stared, "Why did you hit me?!"

Zhu Gangli said: "Stop acting, you really think I can't see it?"

Tang Caiyi was stunned: "Is it so obvious?"

Zhu Ganglu sneered and said: "You are in my arms, your stomach is trembling with the rhythm of talking, do you think I can't feel it?

Besides, I threw you out before, if you were really an ordinary child, you would have died a long time ago.

In the end, you ran back again, did you think I was stupid?

Tell me who you are! "

Zhu Ganglian stared at Tang Caiyi and asked.

Tang Caiyi grinned and said, "Hey, you're not stupid, you're only thick and thin."

Zhu Gangyan rolled his eyes and said, "I don't care if I'm stupid or not? Who are you?"

Tang Caiyi looked up at Zhu Ganglu, and said with tears in her eyes, "Son, actually... I am your father!"

Snapped!

When Zhu Ganglian raised his hand, he slapped Tang Caiyi's head with a slap, and two rabbit ears popped out immediately.

Zhu Gang was stunned: "Rabbit ears? Are you a rabbit?"

"You are only a rabbit, your whole family is a rabbit!" Tang Caiyi was not happy, and now that he had exposed his secrets, he stopped pretending, showing a pair of big dies, jumped onto Zhu Gang's shoulders and faced that big face directly. Slapped back...

Snapped!

Zhu Gangmane was immediately sent flying out.

Zhu Gangli was furious: "Hey, how dare you beat me, you dead rabbit? I can't beat that bald man, and I can't beat your rabbit?! Look at the trick!"

Zhu Ganglian immediately killed it and went back, but the rabbit laughed instead...

next moment……

Zhu Gang was ridden by a rabbit, and shouted with a bruised nose, "Surrender, surrender! I surrender!"

Chapter 63 Rabbit’s Name Taboo 【Revised】

The rabbit looked lazily at Zhu Gang and said: "Pig head, you dare to fight me? I admire your courage. When we three thousand brothers entered the Pangu world, you were the first one who dared to fight me except that bald man." !"

Zhu Gangli was startled when he heard that: "Are you a saint?"

Rabbit snorted twice, crossed his arms and said, "Let me introduce myself formally. My surname is Qin, and my name is wrong!"

"Qin Yu?" Zhu Gangli heard this name for the first time.

Qin Yu said: "Haven't heard of it? I still have a name, and everyone likes to call me the beast."

"The master liar?!" Zhu Gangli immediately knew who this guy was!

Not many people know the name of Qin Ye, but the name of the evil beast is definitely thunderous, not because of how brilliant the name is, but because this guy has deceived too many people, and each of them is a big shot who stomps the world and shakes the world , and this guy is still alive, not killed...

This guy is an absolute miracle!

In addition, the false beast is a well-deserved patriarch of liars, proficient in deception, mastering the way of deception among the three thousand roads, and is a saint among liars.

This guy doesn't lie to people because of the fun and delicious things, but he just likes to deceive people. Because of this pure hobby, this guy almost deceives everyone around him!

There are rumors that the three thousand demon gods were quite innocent back then, and they were taught by this dead rabbit, each of them was suspicious.

Some people even said that the Three Thousand Demon Gods were simple and straightforward in the earliest days, martial arts, and did it when they refused to accept it. The reason why the sages began to calculate the future, deduce the secrets, calculate and play tricks and tricks was all because of this rabbit.

It can be said that this dead rabbit has changed the rules of the game all over the world with his actions, and he can't do without being famous.

Zhu Gangli never thought that he would encounter such a thing!

But thinking about it, he has even met a bald man, and it seems reasonable to meet such a thing again.

The evil animal was not angry when Zhu Ganglian called him the patriarch of a liar, but waved his little hand proudly and said, "You're welcome, this is everyone's love, I still have room for improvement."

Zhu Gangli was speechless for a while, is this a compliment?

But Zhu Gangli also knows that although the guy in front of him is not authentic and not a good bird, he is indeed a real saint of his own family, and he can be regarded as one of his own.

So Zhu Gangli bowed respectfully and said: "Senior, that... I'm giving you a salute."

Qin Yu nodded in satisfaction and said: "You pig-head looks stupid, but you are actually quite smart.

Just now, my ancestor tested you, but I didn't expect that you immediately caught my flaw. Your brain is much better than that bald man.

I think you are pleasing to the ancestors, so you can hang out with me in the future, and I guarantee that you will eat hot and spicy food. "

When Zhu Gangli heard this, he quickly shouted: "The ancestor is mighty!"

But Zhu Gangli also kept an eye out, the rabbit in front of him was just like the bald man, not a good bird.Especially this rabbit, the liar Patriarch is not called for nothing, Zhu Gangli doesn't believe a word of what he said!

It's just that at this moment, it's easy to die if you don't pretend to be a grandson, so just follow the slogan and forget it.

His careful thinking could not be hidden from Tang Sanzan, but naturally he could not be hidden from Qin Ye.

But Qin Yu didn't bother to care about it, but continued: "Since that's the case, I won't talk nonsense with you, I'll take you out to chase that bald man later, how to help me cover up my identity, you have to know, you know? "

Zhu Ganglian said in astonishment: "Chasing my master? Why are you chasing him? The place he is going to is dangerous, so I won't go."