Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

For a moment, sports cars roared on the originally deserted road, and luxury cars lined up...

At this very moment, Tang Sanzan was slapping Zhu Ganglian's head one by one: "Wuhan, you're going too far! It's fine as soon as you pass by the black hand, why are you doing such a good thing?" Don't remind me to be a teacher!"

It turned out that when passing by just now, it wasn't Tang Sanzan who reached out to take advantage, but Zhu Gangli saw so many beauties in revealing clothes standing on the side of the road, couldn't hold back, and ran on three legs, one leg turned into a hand, passed Let's get addicted.

Hearing what Tang Sanbu said, Zhu Gangli said aggrievedly: "Master, I'm a professional at playing hooligans, and it's also a subconscious behavior. How can I remind you? Besides, you are an eminent monk and Caiyi's father." ..."

Tang Sanzan didn't care about the words of the Taoist eminent monk at all, but when he heard about Caiyi's father, he immediately calmed down.

Looking at Tang Caiyi, who had been tense and finally relaxed because of too much experience, and fell asleep, Tang Sanzang clicked his lips and said, "This is not an example."

Zhu Ganglian nodded again and again, and continued to run.

In front, Liu Qing and Zhang Ke are worthy of being the masters of the two amateur racers, and they quickly left the other four cars and rushed to the front.

The two glanced at each other from time to time, sparks collided in the air, neither of them convinced the other, full of fighting spirit!

"Liu Qing, you can't beat me!" Zhang Ke conveyed his meaning with his eyes.

Liu Qing didn't give in at all: "You can't do it!"

Glaring, speeding up, speeding up, speeding up!

Just when the two thought that the car would be the winner of the competition between the two, their rearview mirrors went black at the same time!

The two glanced at each other subconsciously, and then they were both dumbfounded!

I saw a big wild boar running wildly, and it was getting closer and closer!

On the big wild boar, a bald man kept waving his hands as if saying, "Get out of the way, get out of the way!"

"Damn it, a wild boar wants to overtake?!" Both of them were dumbfounded...

The next moment, the wild boar had already rushed to the two of them, driving side by side with the two cars!

The glaring eyes of the two people met with a pig's eye on the left and right sides of the big wild boar respectively!

Chapter 33 Thirteen Lang

Zhu Gangli didn't know that these two people were fighting, he only thought that these two people didn't like him and glared at him.

Zhu Gangli seems to be honest and easy to bully, that's because he is facing either the pervert Tang Sanzan, or the Monkey King, the six-eared macaque and other brothers who are stronger than him, so he admits to being cowardly.But this does not mean that he is really good-tempered, on the contrary, he has his own arrogance as a marshal of the canopy!

Now being glared at provocatively by two mortals, he suddenly became unhappy!

A pair of pig eyes suddenly widened, and anger exploded!

How terrifying is the anger of the gods?

Although the pig had just restrained itself, the two of them still trembled in fright, and their crotches were wet for a while...

Seeing the embarrassment of the two of them, Zhu Gangli grinned.

His three-meter-long man, with a big grin and sharp fangs, frightened the two of them to displace a little more.

Seeing this, Tang Sanzan raised his hand and slapped him: "Hurry up, don't waste time!"

Zhu Gangli quickly restrained his smile, and ran away at a high speed, leaving behind only two frightened young people...

Fortunately, the driving instinct of the two people is still there, the car didn't go sideways, and they subconsciously stepped on the brakes, and the speed slowed down, so there was no car accident. But when the two of them came back to their senses, they looked at the wetness of their crotch, Immediately shame and indignation.

At the same time, they realized that the wild boar was not wild, but someone else's mount.

Beasts they fear, but men...

As local bullies, they are not afraid!

So the two looked at each other, there was a tacit understanding in silence, and at the same time they stepped on the accelerator and went after the wild boar.

At this moment of hesitation, those who were also chasing the wild boar also caught up, and more than 20 luxury car motors roared at the pursuer, a big wild boar.

Ahead, a traffic policeman was patrolling boredly on a motorcycle, and at the same time complained: "Lao Li, are you sick?

I am a dignified third-ring thirteen man, you let me come to this newly built road, where the birds don't shit and there are no cars to patrol?

Don't talk about tempering my xinxing, my xinxing is good!

Yesterday I caught more than 20 bikers in one go..."

boom!

A gust of wind blew by, and a black shadow passed by. Thirteen Lang was taken aback, rubbed his eyes, and muttered, "My Cao, what passed by? A big black mouse?"

He looked back, and saw a black pig's butt facing him on the road, and that little tail was still a little sexy!

Thirteen Lang suddenly came back to his senses: "My Cao, you are a pig!"

Old Li's voice came from the intercom: "Thirteen, what are you talking about? What are you talking about?"

"Lao Li, you are an old traffic policeman, tell me, can you ride a wild boar on the road?"

"Of course not... What do you mean? Riding a wild boar? What are you kidding? Can you ride a wild boar?"

"Not only did he ride, but he was speeding too damn fast!"

There was silence on the other side...

"Forget it, I don't care what he rides, speeding is fine! Let me take a shortcut to catch him!" After finishing speaking, Thirteen Lang turned around, stepped on the accelerator, and rushed directly onto the yellow dirt road, taking a shortcut to intercept him.

Tang Sanzan didn't think too much, he sat on the pig's back, muttering in his mouth, thinking: "I still need a gong... Well, I'll find a road with many people later..."

Hearing the words, Zhu Ganglian wailed in his heart, sure enough, this bald man was still trying to figure out how to perform!

Suddenly, Zhu Gangli missed the elder brother and the little six.

While walking, suddenly there was a burst of dust in front, and a motorcycle rushed out from the loess road nearby, and at the same time, the person on it took out a loudspeaker and shouted: "The owner of the car in front... cough cough, pig owner, pull over and stop! "

Tang Sanzan looked at the other party suspiciously, not understanding what that guy meant at all.

Fortunately, Tang Caiyi woke up at this time, rubbed his eyes, looked behind him and exclaimed: "Dad, why did you provoke the police?"

Tang Sanzan wondered: "How do I know how I provoked him. By the way, what kind of police?"

Tang Caiyi tried his best to organize the language and explained: "He is a person who maintains order and is a good person. Don't rush..."

Tang Sanzan hurriedly shouted: "Don't rush!"

Zhu Ganglu immediately braked sharply, and his four hooves directly plowed four ravines on the concrete road. The policemen who watched were dumbfounded, and murmured: "Is this a fucking wild boar? This is an iron pig!"