Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

As soon as Tang Sanzan heard the word "Qian", he suddenly had one head and two big heads...

Although his strength is amazing, he really has nothing to do to make money.

At the same time, in the south of Sufeng Country, in an extremely prosperous metropolis along the southeast coast.

"Do you think I will believe your reasoning?" A woman adjusted her black-rimmed glasses and said coldly at Fatty Xu and the strong man in front of her.

Fatty Xu said: "Secretary Chen, what I said is true! One word is false, and I will die!"

Secretary Chen said indifferently: "You are going to die, what you say doesn't count, what Mr. Li says counts. Because you have been with Mr. Li for many years, and you have worked hard without credit, I will go with you .I want to see, who is the monk you mentioned who punched out the power of a nuclear bomb! You'd better pray that he really exists, otherwise..."

Secretary Chen didn't go any further, but the meaning was already very clear.

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Tang Sanzan clapped his hands, and asked very proudly: "My daughter, how are you doing?"

Tang Caiyi looked at the paved ground and said, "Dad, can't you just backfill the soil? The house was demolished and the broken boards were pressed on it casually and covered with soil. Are you digging a trap?"

Tang Sanzan said disapprovingly: "Backfilling is too troublesome, it's so simple. Besides, this wood is quite strong, it's not a problem for us to walk and jump."

Tang Caiyi looked at the many large pits that had not been dealt with, and then looked at the only narrow path in the village that was covered with wooden boards: "Dad, don't you care about the others?"

Tang Sanzan yawned and said: "We are the only two in the village, why do we need so many roads? Come on, don't worry about such useless thoughts, I think of a way to make money, let's go!"

After speaking, Tang Sanzan took Tang Caiyi and walked towards the oasis.

At the same time, a convoy drove into the Nanfeng Desert. This convoy had a very clear goal and went straight to Nanfeng Village.

In the front car, sat a long-legged woman wearing black long trousers and sunglasses. The woman's expression was very indifferent, with the kind of arrogance from the bottom of her heart, as if she didn't take anyone seriously.

On the co-pilot's seat, Fatty Xu pointed to the front and said, "Nanfeng Village is ahead, Secretary Chen, are you sure you want to go there now?"

Secretary Chen raised his chin slightly and said, "In the past, you couldn't be guilty, right?"

Fatty Xu smiled wryly and said: "I'm not guilty, I'm afraid, you don't know how terrifying Tang Sanbu is... I hope that what I see and experience are all fake... Oh, forget it, go to the place You will know."

At this moment, the driver said: "Nanfeng Village is here, Secretary Chen, something is wrong with this village. Are you sure you want to enter the village?"

Secretary Chen heard this, looked up, and then frowned.

Then she rubbed her eyes again, and said with a weird face: "Are you sure this is Nanfeng Village? This is different from the information... Isn't this too much of a trap?"

Fatty Xu was also stunned. It's only been a day or two, and the change is too great.

But thinking about the horror of that bald man, with one punch, such a large factory area disappeared, and a few more pits seemed to be nothing unacceptable.

So Fatty Xu said: "Secretary Chen, this is Nanfeng Village."

Secretary Chen got out of the car, looked at the big pits all over the place, and then looked at the only road into the village, and said with a sneer: "Fatty Xu, it seems that you are really going to die. This is what you said was terrible." The incomparable Nanfeng Village?

If there were really invincible people like you said in this village, how would they still dig so many traps to resist? "

Fatty Xu was also confused, and even suspected that he had been cheated, so he lowered his head in shame and said, "What Secretary Chen said is true, but I can't figure it out. I have such a big factory, why do I just say it's gone? "

Secretary Chen sneered and said: "There are many ways, the simplest one is explosives. That's enough, don't bother, drive into the village! No matter what unreconciled monsters and monsters are still in it, I will solve it together today!"

With an order, the driver stepped on the gas pedal, and the off-road vehicle rushed directly into the village, but when it entered the village, the car obviously sank slightly, and there was a harsh sound of wood being overwhelmed under the wheel.

But these sounds were drowned out by the roar of cars, as six cars filed in.

Secretary Chen sneered and said, "As expected of a group of rural wastes, if they dig traps and dig both sides, they don't know to dig on the main road? Who can stop such a trap? Mentally retarded!"

Click!

A crisp sound!

Secretary Chen's heart sank: "What's the situation? Ah!——"

Bang!

bang bang...

A series of cracking sounds of wooden boards, accompanied by screams and the sound of cars falling into the pit...

In an instant, smoke and dust filled the sky.

Secretary Chen climbed out of the trunk of the car with difficulty, looked down at the car that had plunged into a big hole, and felt extremely complicated.

She just scolded those country folks for being mentally retarded, but ended up falling into the pit herself. The slap in the face came too fast. For a moment, her face turned green and white, which was incomparably wonderful.

At this moment, Fatty Xu's voice came: "Secretary Chen, the driver passed out, why don't I ask you to go up first?"

Secretary Chen's face was extremely ugly, and he snorted coldly: "No need!"

Then Secretary Chen raised his head and shouted: "What are the people outside talking about? Why don't you come and give me a hand?"

As a result, there was no movement outside, but a bitter voice came from the next door: "Secretary Chen, we also fell into the pit..."

Secretary Chen shouted resolutely, "Where are the others?"

"They all fell into the pit! There are too many pits here!" Someone responded from a distance.

Secretary Chen's expression became even uglier...

In the end, Secretary Chen took a look at Fatty Xu, and let him leave it to himself. She didn't want to stay in this pit for a moment, her face hurt!

Chapter 12 Selling Cars

It took a long time for Secretary Chen to crawl out of the big pit, but at the moment, she, who was dressed in professional attire and had a cold demeanor, was now covered in dirt and embarrassed.

Looking around again, the subordinates she brought also crawled out of the big pits one by one.

Secretary Chen asked with a gloomy expression, "Can the car be brought out?"

Everyone shook their heads...

Secretary Chen took out his mobile phone, but there was no signal!

Secretary Chen couldn't help cursing: "What the hell, there is no signal! What does the telecom company do?!"

"Ahem... Secretary Chen, have you forgotten? In order to drive away the people from Nanfeng Village, we have demolished and damaged the signal towers around here." Fatty Xu reminded.

Secretary Chen's face hurt even more, she gritted her teeth and said, "I know, I don't need you to remind me!"

Fatty Xu quickly changed the subject and said, "Secretary Chen, what shall we do next?"

Secretary Chen said: "Find it for me, find the bastard who dug the hole for me! With so many cars, I will make him pay for it and sell his underwear! If he has no money, I will let him go to jail and wear it! It is enough to endanger public safety." gone."