Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Mu Zha's forehead was instantly covered with cold sweat, and he looked at Monkey King with pleading eyes.

Sun Wukong smiled: "He, the subordinate of Guanyin Bodhisattva, Hui'an Walker, the son of the Heavenly Court Tota King, Mu Zha."

When Mu Zha heard this, his heart skipped a beat. He was really afraid that the bald man in front of him would have a bad relationship with Guanyin Bodhisattva, or that his identity would be exposed, so he would kill him to silence him.

Just as Mu Zha waved his hand tremblingly, Tang Sanzan's eyes lit up, he patted Mu Zha on the shoulder and said, "Are you from Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

Mu Zha swallowed, and nodded vigorously.

Tang Sanzan laughed loudly and said: "Okay, go back and help me to say thank you to her. The monkeys, dry food and horses he prepared for me are all good, so I owe her a favor."

Mu Zha was stunned for a while, monkeys, dry food and horses?Why do you feel that this name is a bit wrong?

Looking at Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangguan and Bailongma again, he suddenly realized, and then looked at the three of them with a strange expression.In the depths of his eyes were three points of sympathy and seven points of wanting to laugh.

Sun Wukong sighed: "Laugh if you want to laugh."

"Haha..." Mu Zha couldn't bear it anymore, and laughed wildly.

Tang Sanzan took a step back: "Disciples, he's laughing at you. I'm not making trouble. Anyway, if this matter is left on me, I will definitely beat him."

Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangguan, and Bai Longma looked at each other, then rolled up their sleeves and shouted: "Smack him!"

Mu Zha shouted: "You guys made me laugh!"

Sun Wukong shouted confidently: "Yes, but I didn't say, I won't slap you if you laugh!"

Mu Zha: "@@#￥......"

On this day, Mu Zha finally understood a sentence: "Those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black!"

Obviously, after following this shameless bald man in front of him, Monkey King, Marshal Canopy, and the third prince of Dragon Palace are all black...

In the end, Mu Zha didn't have the courage to take out the jade card to face the terrifying thief in front of him.

Sun Wukong may also be thinking about his respect for himself from the beginning to the end, and he didn't expose everything, so he can only admit this beating.

When the fight was over, Tang San buried a row of heads and said: "I know!"

This sudden shock made Mu Zha's heart almost explode, and he said in a crying voice: "Master, what did you think?"

Tang Sanzan approached with a smile and asked: "Hey, tell me the truth, are you also arranged by the Bodhisattva? A few times ago, when I met people related to Guanyin Bodhisattva, they were either monkeys who could be entertained or pigs who could be eaten. , the worst is a horse that can be ridden. You must have made arrangements to come here this time, right?

It's time, don't hide it, take it out quickly. "

Mu Zha was in a daze, he was here to arrest or kill people, where did he come from!

Mu Zha said cautiously: "Master, if I say I have nothing..."

Before he could say the following words, the bald man's face turned dark, his eyes were gloomy, his face was ferocious, and his fists were clenched...

He makes full use of body art, body language expresses his mental activity.

Mu Zha was so frightened that he didn't dare to say anything...

"It's nothing? Tell me... Don't worry, I'm very kind. If you don't bring anything, I won't say anything." Tang Sanzan was like a monster, speaking the most gentle words, grinding the fastest knife.

Mu Zha wailed in his heart: "Who can tell me, where did this terrifying bald man come from? I have never heard of such a number one person in the world?"

While moaning, Mu Zha was also running his brain quickly, thinking about how to reply to the bald man.

Seeing that the bald man's patience was about to run out, at the critical moment, Mu Zha took a look at Zhu Gang's mane, and then had an idea, and shouted: "Yes, yes, yes! I brought you something!"

Tang Sanzan's murderous aura disappeared in an instant, his smile was like a flower, and he asked kindly: "Oh, did you really bring something? How embarrassing..."

As he spoke, his hands were already stretched out, ready to pick up something.

Seeing this shameless thing, Mu Zha really wanted to slap him to death.

With a dry cough, Mu Zha said, "It's not a thing, it's a person."

When Tang Sanzan heard this, he shook his head and said, "No!"

This time it was Mu Zha's turn to be stunned; "No? Why?"

Tang Sanzhe said confidently: "I'm bored now, I can play monkeys when I have no money, I can ride a horse when I walk, and I can eat pork when I'm hungry. It can be said that if one person is full, the whole family is not hungry. If you bring me the whole person, I can't afford it." rise."

As soon as these words came out, the faces of Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangguan, Bailongma, and Muzha all turned black, and they cursed in their hearts: "Fuck, is this what people say?"

Zhu Gangli was in a particularly sad mood, looked up at the sky, and said in his heart: "Feelings, I have always been a fucking spare ration!"

Mu Zha was afraid that the thief would ask for something again, rolled his eyes, leaned over and smiled and said, "Although you have a mount, a pet and dry food, but you don't have a servant? This journey is one hundred thousand miles westward, and there are many mountains and forests. Washing clothes, cooking, rubbing shoulders and backs, you always need someone's hands, right?"

Hearing the words, Tang Sanzang felt thoughtful, touched his bald head and said, "It makes sense."

Mu Zha said: "The one I prepared for you is just such a person. He has been serving the big leader all the year round. He is meticulous and hard-working. He is good at living in the hall and in the kitchen, leading horses and monkeys, and walking pigs and dogs."

Monkey King, Zhu Gangli and Bai Longma looked at each other and understood each other's meaning: "I will find a reason later and beat him up again!"

Tang Sanzan nodded his head again and again: "Really? Is this person so reliable?"

Mu Zha said: "It is necessary, he was serving the Jade Emperor back then."

Although Tang Sanzan is a latecomer, he already has a good understanding of the strength and division of forces in this world from the mouths of Monkey King, Zhu Gangli and Bai Longma along the way.

After the Conferred God War, the Jade Emperor was ordered by Sanqing to take charge of the Three Realms. He was the absolute number one boss in the Three Realms, and he enjoyed the most luxurious and best things and treatment.

Those who can serve him will definitely not be bad.

Moreover, Tang Sanzan felt that the Jade Emperor was such a big boss that he must be very particular about his daily life, and the person who took care of him must be a fairy with a graceful figure, tender skin, and a first-class appearance.

Thinking of this, Tang Sanzan's saliva almost flowed out...

PS: Seeing that everyone is concerned about the update after it is put on the shelves, the update speed will definitely be faster than this when it is put on the shelves.

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Chapter 35 Resentment from Tang Seng

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He really wanted to ask Mu Zha if the other party was a man or a woman...

But it was too obvious to ask like this, and he was actually a little shy.

After thinking about it again and again, I tentatively asked: "Hey...then...who is her name?"

He thought, if you ask the name, you should know the gender. This is called saving the country by curves.