Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Can green water and green mountains make money?

You like green water and green mountains, so we will cut down your green water and green mountains. Now that the wind and sand are coming, everyone else has left, and everyone who should sign the contract has signed.

As a result, your family refused to sign the contract and refused to leave.

It just happens to occupy an important place!

There is no way, the boss is urging you so badly, a month ago, I had no choice but to take my brothers to break your father's legs, I didn't expect him to beat you so hard, and he died like that..."

Hearing this, the little girl's eyes were completely sluggish, desperate, and tears couldn't stop streaming down.

Luo Ge stood up straight, lit a cigarette and said, "Don't say that I am inhumane, Luo Ge, after you sign this contract, I will give you 20 yuan to send you out of the desert, so you won't starve to death if you ask for food in the future. "

However, the little girl didn't seem to have heard this, she just sat there and muttered to herself: "You lied to me, you lied to me... Dad said, when the grass is green and the flowers bloom, mother will come back, and he I will come back too... the folks will come back too... You lied to me! You lied to me!"

Brother Luo completely lost his patience. When he raised his hand, a younger brother handed him a stick.

Luo Ge tilted his head and said: "Look at you so pitiful, Luo Ge, please do me a favor and send you to see your parents."

After finishing speaking, Luo Ge raised the stick in his hand high, his eyes gradually turned cold!

At this moment, a younger brother suddenly shouted: "Brother Luo, something fell from your head!"

"What? What does it have to do with us?"

"He's coming towards us!"

"What?"

Luo Ge looked up at the sky, and saw a meteor crashing down from the sky!

Seeing this, Brother Luo was so frightened that he threw his stick, turned around and ran away: "My Cao, meteor!"

However, they only ran a few steps away when the meteor hit Luo Ge's body with a bang, and only heard a shrill scream, and the sound of bones breaking...

boom!

The sand was flying all over the sky, and at the same time, a pair of legs were stuck in the sandpit, shaking from time to time.

The men of the three Brother Luo who were not dead around were stunned...

"Where's Roger?"

"Is that leg Rogo's?"

"Brother Luo is not wearing such pants."

"The foot size is wrong!"

"Pull it out and have a look."

At this moment, the leg was slightly bent, and with a push on the ground, the man pulled himself out.

Under the scorching sun, a bright bald head appeared in front of everyone.

His eyes were a little dull, and his expression was a little silly. He was wearing a monk's robe, and he looked very unbeatable and easy to bully.

Although I can't figure out why he didn't die.

But one of Luo Ge's subordinates still bravely walked over, pointed at the other person's nose and asked, "Hey! Baldy, where is our Luo Brother?"

"Bald?"

The bald man was taken aback for a moment, and then his expression gradually became grim: "Are you talking about me?"

Chapter 2 The Purple Bamboo House of Queen Mother of the West

"I am talking about you!"

boom!

A punch swept across, and a bunker appeared on the desert...

Tang Sanzun flicked his wrist, casually pushed aside a piece of sand, and took out a kettle from inside.

Just about to unscrew it, a voice sounded from the side: "Thank you...are you a fairy?"

Tang Sanzan glanced sideways, it was the little girl who was bullied before.

Just one glance, but Tang Sanzan seemed to be struck by lightning, his eyes straightened, and then he exclaimed: "The Queen Mother of the West?!"

The little girl covered her face with excitement and shouted, "Daddy?!"

Tang Sanzan was immediately stunned: "Father? What's going on?"

The little girl rushed to Tang Sanzan happily, hugged Tang Sanzan's thigh, and shouted happily: "Dad, I knew you were not dead, and you will come back. Dad, where is your hair?"

Tang Sanzun touched his bald head, and said in his heart: "I also want to know, where is my hair!"

Then Tang Sanzan came back to his senses, quickly shook his head, and lifted the little girl up: "Look, I'm not your father."

The little girl looked at him firmly: "No, you are my father!"

After speaking, the little girl took out a photo from her arms.

Tang Sanzan took it over and took a look, good guy, the man in the photo is exactly like him!The only difference is that the other party has hair...

Although not many, short hair, but people really have hair!

The little girl tentatively asked, "Father, don't you remember Caiyi?"

Tang Sanzun looked at Caiyi: "I'm really not your father."

"Father, have you lost your memory?" When Caiyi said this, her big eyes immediately filled with tears, streaming down patter.

Seeing the little girl crying, Tang Sanzan actually felt an inexplicable distress, but for things like children, he still likes the original ones and doesn't like imported ones.

So, Tang Sanzan took a deep breath and said, "I'm really not your father! You've got the wrong person."

However, Caiyi stared at a pair of firm big eyes and decided that he was her father.

Tang Sanzan felt helpless for a while...

In the end, Tang Sanzan stomped his feet vigorously: "The land comes out!"

However, the sand and soil in a radius of thousands of miles were shaken, but no land appeared.

Tang Sanzun frowned, he found something was wrong in this world.